The Bizarro Spurs 2012

[Calispursfan11]

Somewhere in a strange yet parallel universe you will find...

THE BIZARRO SPURS 2012 ROSTER

STARTERS

PF Luis Scola
SF Stephen Jackson
C Ian Mahinmi
SG George Hill
PG Beno Udrih

BENCH

Drew Gooden
Fabricio Oberto
Keith Bogans
Nazr Mohammed
Ime Udoka
Steve Novak
Roger Mason, Jr.

They could have beaten the Bucks tonight, especially since Jack would have cancelled himself out.

[LakerHater]

Mahimi & Novak... WTF!??

[jjktkk]

Is there a "shouldn't start threads" option for the op?

[Calispursfan11]

This isn't a great team, but it is the Bizarro team.

[ElNono]

This isn't a great team, but it is the Bizarro team.

Giving up brah?

[Calispursfan11]

Giving up brah?

Glad you like my team.

[Calispursfan11]

Is there a "shouldn't start threads" option for the op?

Is your name an acronym or something? What does it stand for?

[Calispursfan11]

Mahimi & Novak... WTF!??

Mahinmi at least is taller than DeJuan "the Hobbit" Blair.

[Calispursfan11]

Mahimi & Novak... WTF!??

But you're right, Novak sucks.

[gospursgojas]

Beno's injured though

[Calispursfan11]

Beno's injured though

Roger Mason Jr. could play point in his absence, except he would need to work on dribbling, passing and avoiding dumb turnovers.

[jimo2305]

id say speedy claxton too but i dont even know where he is these days

[Darkwaters]

Where is James White! ?

[The_Worlds_finest]

do they all have a goatee?

[Darkwaters]

do they all have a goatee?

No, but they all wear headbands.

Oh, and Scola shaved his head.

[Calispursfan11]

do they all have a goatee?

Haha, that would be awesome.

[Calispursfan11]

No, but they all wear headbands.

Oh, and Scola shaved his head.

Scola with a shaved head WOULD definitely look BIZARRO!

[Calispursfan11]

id say speedy claxton too but i dont even know where he is these days

Good pick. I don't think he's playing basketball now, but he is in his early thirties and would still be young enough for Bizarro purposes.

[Calispursfan11]

Where is James White! ?

And Jackie Butler for that matter!

[Dex]

So what you are saying is we couldve had a roster even worse than the one we have now?

Only people I want on that list are Scola and Jack.

[WeNeedLength]

This isn't the bizarro team, it's the piece of shit team with a couple decent players sprinkled in.

[WeNeedLength]

I thought your roster was going to start with a team that we could have had given we made all the right moves.

STARTERS

PF Luis Scola
SF Stephen Jackson
C Tim Duncan
SG Manu Ginobili
PG Tony Parker

BENCH

John Salmons
Leandro Barbosa
Fabricio Oberto
Nazr Mohammed
Richard Jefferson - a 10-15 min role player Dick that is.
Goran Dragic - yep, we drafted the fucker.
George Hill
Tiago Splitter


Ehh, gave it my best shot without too much effort.

[Calispursfan11]

So what you are saying is we couldve had a roster even worse than the one we have now?

Only people I want on that list are Scola and Jack.

Ovbviously they are not better. Superman > Bizarro. Still fun though.

[Calispursfan11]

I thought your roster was going to start with a team that we could have had given we made all the right moves.

STARTERS

PF Luis Scola
SF Stephen Jackson
C Tim Duncan
SG Manu Ginobili
PG Tony Parker

BENCH

John Salmons
Leandro Barbosa
Fabricio Oberto
Nazr Mohammed
Richard Jefferson - a 10-15 min role player Dick that is.
Goran Dragic - yep, we drafted the fucker.
George Hill
Tiago Splitter


Ehh, gave it my best shot without too much effort.

That makes sense. Yours is actually more of an accurate Bizarro team than mine, since it's based on actual potential moves rather than just former Spurs players who are still in the NBA or capable of playing in the NBA.

[SA210]

I thought your roster was going to start with a team that we could have had given we made all the right moves.

STARTERS

PF Luis Scola
SF Stephen Jackson
C Tim Duncan
SG Manu Ginobili
PG Tony Parker

BENCH

John Salmons
Leandro Barbosa
Fabricio Oberto
Nazr Mohammed
Richard Jefferson - a 10-15 min role player Dick that is.
Goran Dragic - yep, we drafted the fucker.
George Hill
Tiago Splitter


Ehh, gave it my best shot without too much effort.

My God, that would have been sick

:depressed


:pctoss

[lefty]

Dat starting 5 .........


fap fap fap

[Leetonidas]

I thought your roster was going to start with a team that we could have had given we made all the right moves.

STARTERS

PF Luis Scola
SF Stephen Jackson
C Tim Duncan
SG Manu Ginobili
PG Tony Parker

BENCH

John Salmons
Leandro Barbosa
Fabricio Oberto
Nazr Mohammed
Richard Jefferson - a 10-15 min role player Dick that is.
Goran Dragic - yep, we drafted the fucker.
George Hill
Tiago Splitter


Ehh, gave it my best shot without too much effort.

Considering Barbosa and Dragic were picked for the Suns, I wouldn't count them