Which is your favorite?

[Wilford Brimley]

Side Boob
Cleavage
Under Boob

[bus driver]

side, by far the best

[monosylab1k]

tbh side boob or cleavage are the classic options, but I'm going to go with the underrated underboob.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hmmmmm. That's a tough one.

When they're to my left or right, side boob
When they're clothed, cleavage
When they're on top, under boob

That's my final answer.

[Wilford Brimley]

Now son I appreciate your perspective but a nice short tee with just enough boob without releasing the nipples.... well that makes my Johnson tingle.

[z0sa]

.. that's a damn hard choice

[cantthinkofanything]

Why has "peeking areola" been excluded?

[Wilford Brimley]

Why has "peeking areola" been excluded?

Son are you stupid? Is your brain made up of oatmeal? That could happen in any of the three.


Nothing against oatmeal by the way. I find that a nice warm bowl of Quaker Oats in the morning gets these old bones a moving. Good for yer heart too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why has "peeking areola" been excluded?

Where it looks like you put an unsheilded speaker by a TV screen? Yeah. That too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It's also sad to say that most guys don't know the difference between nipples and areolas. smh.

[cantthinkofanything]

Son are you stupid? Is your brain made up of oatmeal? That could happen in any of the three.


Nothing against oatmeal by the way. I find that a nice warm bowl of Quaker Oats in the morning gets these old bones a moving. Good for yer heart too.

Thanks Wilford Brimley!

[Nathan Explosion]

Under boob doesn't happen in the real world, so as nice as it is, it's out. Cleavage can be too obvious, so that's out. But a nice side boob happens all the time and can be discreetly enjoyed.

[SA210]

Side :tu

[cantthinkofanything]

What about "talking boobs"? You can find hundreds of examples here...

http://spurstalk.com/forums/

[Wilford Brimley]

Under boob doesn't happen in the real world, so as nice as it is, it's out. Cleavage can be too obvious, so that's out. But a nice side boob happens all the time and can be discreetly enjoyed.

Wonderful argument for your case there, Johnny.