Amusing Band Names...

[silverblk mystix]

Just for shit & giggles ...anyone know any funny band names...either real or made up...

here's a few I remember to get things started....


The Throat Coaters :lol


Deep Turtle


Dick Sailor & the Fabulous Seamen


Ben Dover & the Screamers :lol


Big Dick & the Extenders


The Love Helmets


Chink Floyd


know any?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have quite a few but will not divulge them here because they're too good.

[cantthinkofanything]

Feeding Tube

Anal Trauma

[cantthinkofanything]

^ also "phrases you don't want to hear on a first date"

hahahahhaha

[silverblk mystix]

Lt. Dangle & the Commandos


Does this look Infected?

[silverblk mystix]

I have quite a few but will not divulge them here because they're too good.

awww c'mon....you are actually thinkin' of using them?

not strongly advised....:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

awww c'mon....you are actually thinkin' of using them?

not strongly advised....:lol

Hell yeah. Side projects, man. That's the whole point of coming up with ridiculous names. A few guys from a few bands I know, and have been in, wanted to put together a "super group" for a show. About 9 guys. 4 guitar players, 2 drummers, 2 bass players and a singer. We were gonna call it ShitStorm. We weren't gonna practice. Play one date. Play nonsense and noise then break up on stage.

[The Reckoning]

butthole surfers (classic)

[cantthinkofanything]

Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080929/Fake-bands/That-Thing-Geech-Shrimp_l.jpg

[Tinystarz]

woody without a cause

[leemajors]

Anal Cunt.

[benefactor]

Jonny Pecker and the Beaver Bustin' Pickle Weasels. Local band that plays around here a lot.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Funniest I ever actually saw on a marquee was Retarded Elf.

My college roommate was an engineer and video game junky, so not surprisingly every time I've seen him since Rock Band came out he was playing as part of some new band which was named with a combination of science terms and juvenile humor. The Farticle Accelerators, Gravititty Kills, Poontang Pi, etc.

[silverblk mystix]

one of my faves....


Embryo Smoothie

[boutons_deux]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d0M3ivSi4k

[Viva Las Espuelas]

one of my faves....


Embryo Smoothie

Nice

[mrsmaalox]

I always liked Bat Embryo.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

These are all from some buds of mine:
Homeless Crotch.
Warm Dog Nose
On The Verge Of Down Syndrome
Coalition of the Willing
Fag Brawl

[Magua]

Zyklon B and The Soap Bars

[cantthinkofanything]

These are all from some buds of mine:
Homeless Crotch.
Warm Dog Nose
On The Verge Of Down Syndrome
Coalition of the Willing
Fag Brawl

I took the liberty of mashing up some of your suggestions:

Homeless Fag Syndrome

Willing Dog Crotch

[JudynTX]

These are all from some buds of mine:
Homeless Crotch.
Warm Dog Nose
On The Verge Of Down Syndrome
Coalition of the Willing
Fag Brawl

:lol:lol

How in the hell does a band call themselves LMFAO? :rolleyes

[silverblk mystix]

These are all from some buds of mine:
Homeless Crotch.
Warm Dog Nose
On The Verge Of Down Syndrome
Coalition of the Willing
Fag Brawl

yup...

love that FAG BRAWL!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

yup...

love that FAG BRAWL!!!

:lol gotta save this just in case

[silverblk mystix]

thought of a few more....


Menstrual Gravy


The Well Hungarians

The Swinging Johnsons

Pavlov's Cats

Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

Refried Beings

Special Ed & the Short Bus

Baby Ruth & the Floaters

The Chocolate Starfish :lol

[mojorizen7]

The Negro Problem

http://www.answers.com/topic/the-negro-problem

[DMC]

Scrotum Nosedive

[cantthinkofanything]

Scrotum Nosedive

Fresh on your mind, huh?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

thought of a few more....


Menstrual Gravy


The Well Hungarians

The Swinging Johnsons

Pavlov's Cats

Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

Refried Beings

Special Ed & the Short Bus

Baby Ruth & the Floaters

The Chocolate Starfish :lol

There was a group up here in Dallas named Minstrel Gravy.

[eisfeld]

We butter the bread with butter
Milking the Goatmachine
Red Hot Chili Pipers

[marini martini]

Inspect Her Gadget

Phenobarbidols

John Cougar Concentration Camp

Penis Flytrap

Leonard Skinhead

Mary Tyler Morphine

Pepto Dismal

[Wild Cobra]

Penis Flytrap

You know her too?

[marini martini]

My retarded bastid cousin.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

John Cougar Concentration Camp

Excellent!

[Wild Cobra]

Excellent!
You like punk Rock?

I prefer the John Cougar (Mellencamp) from the 70's.

[silverblk mystix]

Runaway Prius....

love it...

[silverblk mystix]

Got some new ones;


Cunning Stunt
Rectal Prolapse
Machine Gun Fellatio

Colostomy Explosion
Atomic Sausage

Chocolate Bunnies from Hell

The Black Shit Puppy Farm

Enormous Richard


My Sisters Stinky Box (an actual band) :lmao


Widespread Hispanic :lmao


Lithp :lmao



Wrong Hole


Goblin Cock (chumpie's fave band name) :lmao

[Spurminator]

Looks like Satan's Taint broke up... They don't have a website anymore.

[silverblk mystix]

Looks like Satan's Taint broke up... They don't have a website anymore.


Satan's Taint...hmmm...that must be some really cerebral music. :lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Forgot about this thread. A cousin of mine knew a couple of members of a band called Jizz and the Jerkoffs.

[Drachen]

http://www.davebarry.com/rockbandlist.html




A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND ?

The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
The Turkey Spiders
The Flaming Salmonella Units
Excessive Deer Doots
Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
The Fecal Pellets
The Wood Tick Snorkels
Heave
Squatting Turnips
The Bones of Contention
Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
The Fabulous Snake Doots
Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
Weasel Nostrils
Three Fatty Acid Radicals
The Flaming Booty Moths
Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
Slippery Spleens
Sheep Eyeballs
The Flaming Croutons
Rodent Passion
Flaming Squirrels
Balky Charcoal
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
The Biscuit Whackers
Gaseous Worms
Raymond Burr's Legs
Shark Puke
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Little Heed
Short Shrift
Gastric Contents
The Urban Professionals
The Phlegmtones
The Federal Duck
Crotch
Effluent, Sliced Meat
The Postal Patrons
The Vestigial Organs
Decomposing Tubers
Diminished Penile Sensation
Bill and the Bracts
The Foliage Eaters
Crab Shrapnel
DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
Contaminated Tumbleweeds
Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
Violently Fracturing Water Closets
The Flying Shards
The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the Rolling Stones)
Bleeding Nipples
Rapid Sucking Action
Nuclear Underpants
Marcel and the Turpitudes
The Groin Whappers
Thrusting Balloon Puppies
Drastic Toilet Air
The Eerie Groin Legumes
Drawers Full of Slugs
Groping for Elmo
The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
The Moos of Derision
Elmo Wendorf and the Cow Fitters
Disoriented Chickadees
Pain and Suffering
Mature Hamsters
Weasel Feet
Kung Fu Trees
Combat Alfalfa
Hearty Polyp Chuckles

[stretch]

Five finger death punch

Cannibal corpse

[DMC]

Snotty Eyed Fuck Monsters

[silverblk mystix]

Snotty Eyed Fuck Monsters


:lol


They sound like a sensitive "boy" band.

[Clipper Nation]

Silverblk Mystix and the Shit Takes Crew

[silverblk mystix]

Silverblk Mystix and the Shit Takes Crew



Clipper Nation & the Whimperwahers! :lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Clipper Nation, Johnsmith & the Abused by Avante's

[Clipper Nation]

Clipper Nation, Johnsmith & the Abused by Avante's
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/30738/1795703-failure.jpg

[johnsmith]

Clipper Nation, Johnsmith & the Abused by Avante's

Lol, thinking about me when I'm not even online. :blah

[silverblk mystix]

Lol, thinking about me when I'm not even online. :blah



If Avante goes through on ignoring you for awhile- your shitty pathetic life is essentially over. You been blowing snot-bubbles all over this place for the last day or two. :lmao

[johnsmith]

Remember that time that I hadn't been on here all day but you were still posting about me? I do.

Lol, pathetic....

[silverblk mystix]

Remember that time that I hadn't been on here all day but you were still posting about me? I do.

Lol, pathetic....



Remember that time when you cried and cried like a little bitch and even started a thread to ban another poster who never even mentioned you or even gave a shit about you?


I do - so does everyone else...:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[johnsmith]

Remember that time when you cried and cried like a little bitch and even started a thread to ban another poster who never even mentioned you or even gave a shit about you?


I do - so does everyone else...:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Lol!!!!! I started a thread to ban someone? Really? Fuck you're stupid.

[johnsmith]

Buts seriously, do you think about me all day long? Sure seems like it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cat Shat©

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Clam Buffet

[Reck]

Mystix this bump is for you.

When are you guys going to make it official?