Kobe Bryant

[DeadlyDynasty]

He's good.

[Giuseppe]

He's hunting Daddy for the second time in two years.

[midnightpulp]

http://88ra.wikispaces.com/file/view/pyrite.jpg/215445148/pyrite.jpg

Expect a 35%-40% stretch of games soon.

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
That's trademarked, asshole

:D

[midnightpulp]

^
That's trademarked, asshole

:D

I know. I homaged you with that.

[DeadlyDynasty]

gratzi

[GoodOdor]

tbh he's not playing differently from them 2 games where he shot like 20%...it's just so happens that his shots are going in.

Which is a shame, because he's being rewarded for bad basketball. he could have ended tonight's game with 30 points on 60% and 6 assists if he wasn't so hell bent on racking points.

Lakers don't have much of a chance to win(or even get out the west, tbh), but the chance they do have becomes smaller if kobe shoots 30 times a game.

[ElNono]

I see Harlem lurking in this thread... hey Harlem, how long until cobbler shows up with some shit take? :lol

[pass1st]

He'll run out of gas soon, go back to 20-25 point games @ 40-45%

[Leetonidas]

I hope he keeps it up and doesn't realize establishing Bynum and Gasol in the post is key to their success. N!gga has the best frontline in the NBA and is still chucking up 30 shots a night to catch Jordan, which is irrelevant being that Jordan's point total came in, realistically, about 10 seasons while Kobe is in his 16th...

But kudos to Kobe for pulling a Roddy Beaubois :tu

[ElNono]

This was a good stretch of games for record-chasing and make his case for AllStar starter... not that he has much of any competition at the SG spot in the west

[Leetonidas]

With Manu injured of course. Who's going to make it over him? Ellis? Martin? :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Thinking Manu had a chance to unseat him anyways:lol

[GoodOdor]

With Manu injured of course. Who's going to make it over him? Ellis? Martin? :lol

when isn't manu injured tbh?

[ElNono]

Thinking Manu had a chance to unseat him anyways:lol

:lol IMO, with Roy retiring I thought Manu was a lock for reserve... now that he's injured though... Ellis an All-Star???

[GoodOdor]

Thinking Manu had a chance to unseat him anyways:lol

Manu>Kobe:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

if only Manu got the chance to lead a team he would be as good as Kobe:depressed:depressed

[ElNono]

when isn't manu injured tbh?

When he's healthy, IMO

[ElNono]

Manu>Kobe:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

if only Manu got the chance to take 30+ shots he would be as good as Kobe:depressed:depressed

Pretty much :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol IMO, with Roy retiring I thought Manu was a lock for reserve... now that he's injured though... Ellis an All-Star???

He was a lock for reserve imo, and yes...Ellis obviously gets the nod now


Manu>Kobe:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

if only Manu got the chance to lead a team he would be as good as Kobe:depressed:depressed

:cryso fucking true:cry

[GoodOdor]

Pretty much :lol

doesn't make sense tbh, he can't evne stay healthy taking 10 shots a game tbh.

[ElNono]

doesn't make sense tbh, he can't evne stay healthy taking 10 shots a game tbh.

:cry:cry because he's always taking one for the team :cry:cry

[GoodOdor]

:cry:cry because he's always taking one for the team :cry:cry

:depressed:depressedso classy and unselfish:depressed:depressed:depressed while tony parker says the spurs arent contenders:depressed:depressed:depressed trade him:depressed:depressed:depressed

[ElNono]

:depressed:depressedso classy and unselfish:depressed:depressed:depressed while tony parker says the spurs arent contenders:depressed:depressed:depressed trade him:depressed:depressed:depressed

Spurs won't trade Manu because they know if they do it's over for them and the rest of the league, IMO.

We Spurs are just too classy :cry

[Leetonidas]

Thinking Manu had a chance to unseat him anyways:lol

Manu's PER: 35.19 (#1 in NBA)
Kobe's PER: 27.30

:downspin::downspin::downspin:

[GoodOdor]

Manu's PER: 35.19 (#1 in NBA)
Kobe's PER: 27.30

:downspin::downspin::downspin:

Manu stat line for tonight:

0 points

0 assists

0 rebounds

0 steals

Bonner stat line for tonight:

3 points

1 rebounds

















































bonner>manu

[DeadlyDynasty]

Manu's PER: 35.19 (#1 in NBA)
Kobe's PER: 27.30

:downspin::downspin::downspin:

Good for Manu.

Bad for you that most all-star voters don't vigorously masturbate to John Hollinger every night.


Shucks

[DeadlyDynasty]

BadO, w/ the goods, par per

[Spur_Fanatic]

Manu was not going to unseat Kobe, even if Kobe only scored 10 PPG or so.
The All Star is a popularity contest, and Manu can't beat Kobe there.

But yeah, Manu was pretty much a lock for reserve.
My guess is Ellis will take it now.

[GoodOdor]

manu should sit out the rest of the season(though he might just miss it anyway cause he's injury prone tbh) and he can claim a 35.19 per for the rest of the season!!!



he will win mvp for sure!!!!!1111

[Leetonidas]

too easy :lmao

[GoodOdor]

Manu was not going to unseat Kobe, even if Kobe only scored 10 PPG or so.
The All Star is a popularity contest, and Manu can't beat Kobe there.




:depressed:depressedso unfair, manu deserves to be >>>>kobe with his 15 ppg on 45%:depressed:depressed:depressed

[GoodOdor]

too easy :lmao

ahh, the lefty defense:

I was only pretending to be retarded:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin im so clever:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin joke's on you:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Giuseppe]

Only pussies & assholes do All-Star Games.

[Leetonidas]

Yeah I normally add lots of emoticons and the spinny guy to all my posts. Good job retard :tu

"I didn't get trolled I was trolling you!":lol:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

:depressed:depressedso unfair, manu deserves to be >>>>kobe with his 15 ppg on 45%:depressed:depressed:depressed

:cryb-b-but KoME (see what I did there?:lmao) plays more minutes and takes more shots:cry

[Leetonidas]

He is currently posting the highest usage percentage of all-time, ahead of his already #1 all-time 2005-06 season..

[DeadlyDynasty]

He is currently posting the highest usage percentage of all-time, ahead of his already #1 all-time 2005-06 season..

That's really exciting.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Odor is too easy.

Though what I said is still true: The All-Star game is a popularity contest.

[GoodOdor]

He is currently posting the highest usage percentage of all-time, ahead of his already #1 all-time 2005-06 season..

lol kome, if manu was taking as many shots he'd be averaging 35 ppg to:depressed:depressed it's not his fault he can't play over 30 minutes per game without being injured:depressed:depressed:depressed it's because he plays so hard for his team!!!:depressed:depressed:depressed kome just shoots a lot:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

[Leetonidas]

That's really exciting.

thanks I thought so too

[Spur_Fanatic]

That's really exciting.

He was talking about Kobe then, pal.

Now you can pretend that matters because it was Kobe stuff :hat

[Leetonidas]

lol kome, if manu was taking as many shots he'd be averaging 35 ppg to:depressed:depressed it's not his fault he can't play over 30 minutes per game without being injured:depressed:depressed:depressed it's because he plays so hard for his team!!!:depressed:depressed:depressed kome just shoots a lot:depressed:depressed:depressed:depressed

lol mad

[GoodOdor]

Odor is too easy.

Though what I said is still true: The All-Star game is a popularity contest.

hey bro, can you tell me if the GNSF community still thinks blair = barkley?

thanks tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Yeah I normally add lots of emoticons and the spinny guy to all my posts. Good job retard :tu

"I didn't get trolled I was trolling you!":lol:lol

How would we know what you normally post? The only time I see your posts is when you're inexplicably responding to Kool-Aid Man threads.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Damn, can't find updated stats for usage rate.

Where you got yours, Lee?

[DeadlyDynasty]

He was talking about Kobe then, pal.

Now you can pretend that matters because it was Kobe stuff :hat

Nope, still don't give a shit.

[Leetonidas]

How would we know what you normally post? The only time I see your posts is when you're inexplicably responding to Kool-Aid Man threads.

haven't posted in one in awhile

[GoodOdor]

lol mad

I'm gonna post retarded shit like dirk>manu and then pretend I don't actually believe that:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin(although manu>dirk, imho) and then pretend I was trolling all along:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin I don't really believe blair = barkley(although per 40 minutes he averages 30 and 15 bro!:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Leetonidas]

Damn, can't find updated stats for usage rate.

Where you got yours, Lee?

http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/statistics?sort=usageRate&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnba %2fhollinger%2fstatistics%3fsort%3dusageRate

[Leetonidas]

I'm gonna post retarded shit like dirk>manu and then pretend I don't actually believe that:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin(although manu>dirk, imho) and then pretend I was trolling all along:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin I don't really believe blair = barkley(although per 40 minutes he averages 30 and 15 bro!:rollin:rollin:rollin

wat

[Spur_Fanatic]

hey bro, can you tell me if the GNSF community still thinks blair = barkley?

thanks tbh.

Clearly idiotic. Not as idiotic as Kobe = MJ, though.

[GoodOdor]

wat

does spur nation still wanna trade tony parker tbh?

sure he's slowing down, but at least he's not injured. wouldn't it make more sense to trade manu?

[GoodOdor]

Clearly idiotic. Not as idiotic as Kobe = MJ, though.

if manu would take as many shots are jordan, imho he would also score 35 ppg.

manu>jordan>kobe sounds about right.

[Leetonidas]

What does that have to do with me? I've never said any of the things you're going on about here :lol

[Spur_Fanatic]

Odor is, or an alt troll, or one of those Laker fans that misteriously dissapear when the Lakers start sucking.

Either way, clearly terrible at this. :D

[Leetonidas]

you really suck at trolling brah. what the fuck are you even going on about now. lol super mad because I posted Kobe and Manu's respective PERs. lol butthurt

[DeadlyDynasty]

This is why I love Spurstalk. Just start a thread titled "Kobe Bryant," then you can hear the immediate sound of thousands of hemorrhaging assholes, oozing with blood...enough to flood the riverwalk.:lol

[GoodOdor]

you really suck at trolling brah. what the fuck are you even going on about now. lol super mad because I posted Kobe and Manu's respective PERs. lol butthurt

brah, I was agreeing with you. If manu just stays injured(a good chance, tbh) the whole season then he would surely win the mvp with his per.

then manu>kobe is official.


















































lol 0 points 0 rebounds 0 assists 0 steals 0% fg manu "averaging" a 35 per "for the season".

[GoodOdor]

This is why I love Spurstalk. Just start a thread titled "Kobe Bryant," then you can hear the immediate sound of thousands of hemorrhaging assholes, oozing with blood...enough to flood the riverwalk.:lol

bro can you help me with this per thing? apparently manu is averaging a 35+ per for the season, but tonight he had 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 steals and 0% fg. tbh shoulden't his per be 0% also?

very confusing tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sometimes I think John Hollinger has spawned the faggiest breed of fans.

[GoodOdor]

Sometimes I think John Hollinger has spawned the faggiest breed of fans.

sure manu might have a lower fg% than kobe:depressed:depressed:depressed but he has a higher e-field goal%:depressed:depressed:depressed that's why kobe is a chucker!!!11 but manu is not:depressed:depressed:depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

but tonight he had 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 steals and 0% fg. tbh shoulden't his per be 0% also?

very confusing tbh.

Sounds like a goose egg to me, tbh

[ElNono]

Kobe is good. Lebron is better, tbh

[mystargtr34]

Tbh i have never met a Kobe fan who is also a fan of the PER stat.. for obvious reasons

[Leetonidas]

brah, I was agreeing with you. If manu just stays injured(a good chance, tbh) the whole season then he would surely win the mvp with his per.

then manu>kobe is official.


















































lol 0 points 0 rebounds 0 assists 0 steals 0% fg manu "averaging" a 35 per "for the season".

Usually when you use quotation marks it references something that was said previously and in this case you fail.

[dunkman]

Is still an excellent player, but some are too compulsive when it comes to Kobe's cult of personality. Just way too many threads, tbh . . .

[Giuseppe]

Tbh i have never met a Kobe fan who is also a fan of the PER stat.. for obvious reasons

Stands to reason:::only pussies & assholes do PER stat.

[Killakobe81]

Manu's PER: 35.19 (#1 in NBA)
Kobe's PER: 27.30

:downspin::downspin::downspin:

Come on, even your homer ass Spur tainted glasses knows that would of never held up ...small sample size. Him keeping that up is as likely as Kobe keeping the 40 point games streak alive tonight.

I wish he had started to pass the ball instead of that shot on a 2 on 1 break .... that was really bad he had another 2-3 shots over "semi-doubles" ...

Those are 3 shots (i theorize he takes 3-5 really bad shots every game) that if he passes to Bynum or Pau keeps the bigs involved and his FG% up. But Kobe is like Avon, bull-headed. Avon "wanted his corners" ... Kobe craves shots. But to me the number of shots never bothered me with Kobe only the forced ones. But id rather that than hot potato or players afraid to take the key shots. Last nigt we came out really flat in the third built the lead and the bench lost it again in the 4th so we needed Kobe's offense but those 3-5 bad shots all came in the 2nd half.

[Leetonidas]

Holy shit lakerfan is easier to troll than gnsf. :lmao All I did was post their PERs brah, no need to get all booty sore. Obviously Manu has played only 5 games and will be out for a long time and Kobe has played more than double thus far, quit being such easily trolled noobs. I expected more from you killa :lol