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DeadlyDynasty

01-15-2012, 01:22 AM

Kobe at 33: 31.2ppg, 5.8rbg, 5.5apg

Jesus at 33: nailed to a cross

Discuss.

Bill_Brasky

01-15-2012, 01:23 AM

Can't argue with det one!

lefty

01-15-2012, 01:27 AM

To this day, people around the World still worship Jesus

In 5 years, nobody will give a fuck about Kobe

DMC

01-15-2012, 01:31 AM

Bruce Lee also died at age 33, and Kobe is a huge Bruce Lee fan.

DMC

01-15-2012, 01:32 AM

To this day, people around the World still worship Jesus

In 5 years, nobody will give a fuck about Kobe
Tebow will never thank Kobe for the win.

also

Jesus passed the bread.

ElNono

01-15-2012, 01:32 AM

Not a fan of Jesus... nor Kobe... tough one...

DeadlyDynasty

01-15-2012, 01:34 AM

Tebow will never thank Kobe for the win.

also

Jesus passed the bread.

and where'd that get him? He was mentally weak and didn't have the killer instinct Kobe has.

Kobe>Jesus

Jelloisjigglin

01-15-2012, 01:35 AM

Not a fan of Jesus... nor Kobe... tough one...

lol belligerent atheist

ElNono

01-15-2012, 01:35 AM

you sound upset, DD... did you have money on the Saints? :lol

DeadlyDynasty

01-15-2012, 01:37 AM

you sound upset, DD... did you have money on the Saints? :lol

Nope, I took the 49ers (+4)...lost the O/U though. Same for the other game. Got the spread, lost the o/u. -$10 on the night

DMC

01-15-2012, 01:37 AM

and where'd that get him? He was mentally weak and didn't have the killer instinct Kobe has.

Kobe>Jesus

Sure he was crucified but his hang time is unmatched.

DeadlyDynasty

01-15-2012, 01:38 AM

Kobe: 5

Scarecrow: 0

ElNono

01-15-2012, 01:38 AM

Nope, I took the 49ers (+4)...lost the O/U though. Same for the other game. Got the spread, lost the o/u. -$10 on the night

I thought you said Saints were gonna win... :lol

49ers gifted me some bucks too :tu

DMC

01-15-2012, 01:39 AM

Kobe: 5

Scarecrow: 0
Jesus has been the main factor in more championships than any athlete in history. They always credit him first.

DeadlyDynasty

01-15-2012, 01:40 AM

I did think the Saints would win, but not by 4+

Mav-elous Man

01-15-2012, 01:33 PM

IDK

Kobe has 5 rings.

Jesus has 0.

Jesus is the son of God.

Kobe... son of a bitch.

Jesus for the win.

DMC

01-15-2012, 01:42 PM

1) Christians - 2,116,909,552 (which includes 1,117,759,185 Roman Catholics, 372,586,395 Protestants, 221,746,920 Orthodox, and 81,865,869 Anglicans)
2) Muslims - 1,282,780,149
3) Hindus - 856,690,863
4) Buddhists - 381,610,979

Looks like Jesus for the win imo

Jesus has like a 1500peat

baseline bum

01-15-2012, 01:51 PM

Same shit tbh

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k175/holdenmckock/gwar.gif

vs

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2045/tosb2.jpg

One TOSB gets slaughtered and the other has a billion annoying sychophants who won't shut the fuck up about him and think he can do no wrong.

Juggity

01-15-2012, 01:53 PM

Kobe Bryant actually exists, so that gives him the edge. 6-24 is better than 0-0, if only just.

Hemotivo

01-15-2012, 02:04 PM

Sure he was crucified but his hang time is unmatched.

:downspin:

Jodelo

01-15-2012, 02:27 PM

Fuck both!

Banzai

01-15-2012, 02:58 PM

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2292777&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/2292777/the-jesus-bowling.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1092540&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/1092540/the-jesus.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2327476&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/2327476/the-jesus-dance.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

Jesus all the way.