Poll - Mom jokes

[cantthinkofanything]

Are mom jokes still funny?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

They're very funny. But I can't vote.

[Dex]

I heard your mom likes polls.

[cantthinkofanything]

I heard your mom likes polls.

:lol

That's a "yes" then.

[Spursfan092120]

I heard your mom likes polls.
wouldn't that be poles?

[Spursfan092120]

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

[Magua]

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

1ytCEuuW2_A

[cantthinkofanything]

I agree with Magua on this one.

[Oh, Gee!!]

You're mom is so black everytime she looks down at her shoes she thinks she is looking in a mirror

[cantthinkofanything]

You're mom is so black everytime she looks down at her shoes she thinks she is looking in a mirror

You dumbmotherfuckers don't get this thread.

I think Magua gets it. So if I'm agreeing with Magua, the rest of you are dumbshits.

[The Reckoning]

mom jokes are only funny if theyre subtle and pertaining to the situation at hand

[Oh, Gee!!]

Your mom has subtle beard

[The Reckoning]

you mean a stubble? like the kind your mum gave me cat scratch fever with?

[cantthinkofanything]

Your mom has subtle beard

Your mom has rotten vagina.

[Fpoonsie]

I read this on ST early on, back when I first started posting here, and I've used it in various real-life situations since then simply because of its genius:

"You're the load your mom should've swallowed." A 2-fer. Epic.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Your mom has rotten vagina.

I'm going to use this name to grade cantthinkofanything's posts.
So, I really like this one. It's a strong comeback for what was a pretty weak offering.

Poker analogy: Q offsuited calling a pair of Kings.

[Technique]

Your mom is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

[Creepn]

I read this on ST early on, back when I first started posting here, and I've used it in various real-life situations since then simply because of its genius:

"You're the load your mom should've swallowed." A 2-fer. Epic.

lol just because you've said it to a little baby doesn't make you a tough guy.

[Spursfan092120]

Yo mama's like a 2x4...flat and easy to nail.

[ynh]

They became unfunny when people started rambling them off as if they were new and we hadn't already heard them all.

[LkrFan]

I heard your mom likes polls.

:lol