gay / not gay

[cantthinkofanything]

Ripping off some Ticket schitck here. But this thread is for people wondering if what they are doing is gay or not gay. I'll start it off.

I play poker at a local bar and for happy hour, the tap beers are $1 each (as opposed to $4+ for bottles, depending on the brand). Usually the tap choices are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon. Of those three, I always order Blue Moon (without the obnoxious orange slice). Last night, after I ordered a Blue Moon (to a hot waitress), my peckerhead friend asked said waitress, "hey, do you have any beers for men?". While he is drinking Bud Light. The waitress laughed along with peckerhead, forcing me to order a couple of tequilla shots to save my manhood.

Question: If your choices for a $1 beer are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon, is Blue Moon a girl beer?

[Oh, Gee!!]

This thread is gay

[pawe]

No.
I stock up on Corona and they say it's a girl's beer but I'm not insecure.

[cantthinkofanything]

This thread is gay

Your fucking dad is gay.

[Magua]

Ripping off some Ticket schitck here.

too bad pussyface is gone


Question: If your choices for a $1 beer are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon, is Blue Moon a girl beer?

Only if you ask for an orange with it

[JamStone]

Couple things that I think look gay but arguably are not:

1) jean shorts. Can't wear em. I refuse to. Even baggy ones. To me personally, they just scream gay.

2) drinking through a straw. The only exception is if you are driving and you order a drink from the fast food drive through. Otherwise, a man sipping through a straw just seems gay to me. I don't know why. I just won't do it.

[cantthinkofanything]

Question: If your choices for a $1 beer are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon, is Blue Moon a girl beer?



Only if you ask for an orange with it

What if you ask the waitress to deliver the orange in her vagina?

[Magua]

If you had the balls to ask that then no, it is not gay.

[cantthinkofanything]

Cool.

I guess what kind of grosses me out is when I pull the straw out of my friend's butthole and it has poop on it.

[Magua]

Couple things that I think look gay but arguably are not:

1) jean shorts. Can't wear em. I refuse to. Even baggy ones. To me personally, they just scream gay.

2) drinking through a straw. The only exception is if you are driving and you order a drink from the fast food drive through. Otherwise, a man sipping through a straw just seems gay to me. I don't know why. I just won't do it.

Jorts are definitely a gayflag. Showtunes, french dressing, mazda miatas, veganism, The Fray, and HGTV are also things that homosexuals predominantly indulge in.

[The Reckoning]

i like blue moon.

[mavs>spurs]

Cool.

I guess what kind of grosses me out is when I pull the straw out of my friend's butthole and it has poop on it.

dude you aren't funny at all but no I don't think any beer is gay, what's gay is those fruity ass drinks for women. cool friend that he had to reach so far just to try to find something to put you down with, just slap the shit out of him next time if you're looking to "save your manhood."

[The Reckoning]

bud light lime is pretty gay tbh

[mavs>spurs]

^yeah but i'd lump that in with "fruity"

bud light lime is essentially adding a fruity flavor to a beer in order to feminize it, imho

[Oh, Gee!!]

Your fucking dad is gay.

He was that one time he fucked your dad

[Darth_Pelican]

Bud Light & Miller Lite is not real beer, it's watered down piss with no flavor. I don't understand why anyone drinks that piss when they have so many good beers out there.

You made the right choice with Blue Moon (minus the orange).

[mavs>spurs]

light beers suck in general, zepellin 4tw!!!

[silverblk mystix]

I didn't want to tell anyone...because -cantthinkofanything- asked me not to say...

but he told me...

"you know how I know DMC is gay?" then he said:

"because his dick tastes like shit"

[baseline bum]

Should have just told the waitress you like beer while your idiot friend likes water with yellow food coloring in it.

[cantthinkofanything]

Should have just told the waitress you like beer while your idiot friend likes water with yellow food coloring in it.

Yeah. Probably. It was a weird dynamic though with my dick being in her mouth and trying to talk to her.

[Vici]

Definitely Blue Moon. Those other beers are shit and I'd rather drink water. Doesn't make me gay, just proves I have taste buds. Even so, there had to be better options than Blue Moon for a few bucks more.

[Technique]

Next time just order a Smirnoff Ice and call it a night.

Shit's delicious

[Creepn]

^yeah but i'd lump that in with "fruity"

bud light lime is essentially adding a fruity flavor to a beer in order to feminize it, imho

So is drinking wine gay?

[Technique]

bud light lime is essentially adding a fruity flavor to a beer in order to feminize it, imho

Haha what the fuck does that even mean.

Flavor = feminine?

That's some retarded ass rationale.

[DeadlyDynasty]

There's just certain things you don't drink if you're a guy. Cosmo's, appletinis, etc are all red flags. If you find yourself liking those then you just might be a gay.

[Creepn]

Why does tasty shit have to be gay. That's bullshit! Shots are not enjoyable and taste nasty. I only drink those to get buzzed real real quick.

[Technique]

I take straight shots without chasers and it's fine.

But I don't like bitter beer that tastes like ass, adding lemons makes beer actually enjoyable. If you're going to drink something that tastes like gutter trash it might as well make you feel something.

Also, fuck that whole drinks associated with manhood esteem bullshit. I'll drink a cocktail if I feel like it. The deer hunting out of shape hillbillies can stick to their false sense of manhood. I'll stick to pussy.

[baseline bum]

There's just certain things you don't drink if you're a guy. Cosmo's, appletinis, etc are all red flags. If you find yourself liking those then you just might be a gay.

Grand Marnier is some great shit though.

[CuckingFunt]

Anything that doesn't involve a sexual/physical/emotional attraction to members of the same sex falls in the non-gay category.

As for levels of masculinity and different drink choices, I look more at how guys act when drinking than what they're drinking. Acting like a whiny, passive aggressive, and/or ragey douche negates the manliness of non-limed beers and ordering your scotch neat.

[cantthinkofanything]

Anything that doesn't involve a sexual/physical/emotional attraction to members of the same sex falls in the non-gay category.

As for levels of masculinity and different drink choices, I look more at how guys act when drinking than what they're drinking. Acting like a whiny, passive aggressive, and/or ragey douche negates the manliness of non-limed beers and ordering your scotch neat.

I order my scotch like I like my women: hot and black.

[byrontx]

CF has it right.. .Why is drinking shitty, watery beer manly?

Worrying if something your are doing is gay,,is gay...

[rr2418]

Wow, times have changed! Back in the day nobody gave a rats ass what beer you drank!

[mavs>spurs]

Haha what the fuck does that even mean.

Flavor = feminine?

That's some retarded ass rationale.

it means that bud light lime is specially made for little flaming cocksuckers like you. i'll bet that you envision the bottle as a penis whenever you're wrapping your little lips around it, and you probably suck it out like it's a straw instead of just pouring the drink in your mouth like a normal person.

anyway, Zeppelin beer = the best beer I've ever had, if you want to not be gay then drink a real beer. Shit is delicious, so I'm not saying flavor = feminine. It can taste good as hell and not be feminine.

[cantthinkofanything]

^ made me lol.

[Roddy Beaubois]

Anything that doesn't involve a sexual/physical/emotional attraction to members of the same sex falls in the non-gay category.

Jesus.

[monosylab1k]

Gin martini, old fashioned, or gin & tonic. If you order a mixed drink that isnt one of those three, you're a bitch.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Asking for a bluemoon is not gay, even with the orange. But you gotta put the orange in the beer, not leave it all hanging off the lip of the glass...cuz then that'll be gay.


LOL, gay not gay is such a classic bit

[stretch]

To answer your question, no, Blue Moon does not make you gay.

The fact that you have buttsex with dudes is why you are gay.

[monosylab1k]

Anything that doesn't involve a sexual/physical/emotional attraction to members of the same sex falls in the non-gay category.

:lmao how did i miss this the first time?

seriously, calling shit "gay" isn't going anywhere, no matter how many faggy ads Grant Hill or Hilary Duff makes about it. The homosexuals just need to get off their soapbox and accept it. I understand any uproar against the word faggot, but seriously, browbeating people over calling something "gay" is, well, it's fucking gay.

[baseline bum]

Gin martini, old fashioned, or gin & tonic. If you order a mixed drink that isnt one of those three, you're a bitch.

Rum & Coke ain't bad.

[monosylab1k]

Rum & Coke ain't bad.

Yeah they're good, but I only drink those in the secrecy of my own home. If i'm at a speakeasy I'm not about to sully my rep with a _____ and Coke. And if you're going to drink one of them, anything but whisky. Putting whisky in Coke is deserving of the death penalty.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Blue Moon is made by Coors.......

[DeadlyDynasty]

Putting whisky in Coke is deserving of the death penalty.

+1...although I really don't give a shit if somebody does Jack or Jim and Coke--but it's still stupid. When someone asks for JW Black and coke or something else halfway decent then they deserved to be smacked

[cantthinkofanything]

To answer your question, no, Blue Moon does not make you gay.

The fact that you have buttsex with dudes is why you are gay.

Shit. Then I guess it doesn't matter what beer I order.

[The Gemini Method]

It's not gay as long as you aint suckin' dick in order to pay for whatever you drink...except Sangria--then you're a cock monger if you drink that shit.

[DMC]

The large majority of you are faggots regardless of your choice in beer.

[eisfeld]

Any beer which is the slightest bit related to a LIGHT beer is pretty much gay. In Europe you'd be teared, feathered and fed to the wolves if anyone would see you drinking that dishwater anywhere.

I really can't figure it out - you guys have great whiskey and other great drinks but your beer, except from small brewerys (they are actually great), sucks.

[Roddy Beaubois]

:lmao how did i miss this the first time?

seriously, calling shit "gay" isn't going anywhere, no matter how many faggy ads Grant Hill or Hilary Duff makes about it. The homosexuals just need to get off their soapbox and accept it. I understand any uproar against the word faggot, but seriously, browbeating people over calling something "gay" is, well, it's fucking gay.

CF just wants everyone to constantly be reminded that she is the most cultured and politically correct person at ST, which is more or less like being the most open minded person at a KKK rally.

[Taco]

This thread is gay
:lol

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao how did i miss this the first time?

seriously, calling shit "gay" isn't going anywhere, no matter how many faggy ads Grant Hill or Hilary Duff makes about it. The homosexuals just need to get off their soapbox and accept it. I understand any uproar against the word faggot, but seriously, browbeating people over calling something "gay" is, well, it's fucking gay.

I've never seen the Grant Hill or Hillary Duff ads. So, missed reference there.

This isn't about equating "gay" with "stupid" or "lame," though. It's more about equating a lack of overt masculinity with homosexuality. Which, I must say, bothers me for its uninspired laziness as much as for its inherent homophobia.


CF just wants everyone to constantly be reminded that she is the most cultured and politically correct person at ST, which is more or less like being the most open minded person at a KKK rally.

Funny thing is I'm not at all politically correct. At least, not consciously so. And I tend to be the least politically correct of the people I socialize with. By a lot.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If you're a dude and you're drinking semen or a cocktail which has semen as an ingredient, that's gay.

[mavs>spurs]

Hipstertron will go against whatever you say, because that's a hipster's shtick being different tbh

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hipstertron will go against whatever you say, because that's a hipster's shtick being different tbh

The Autobot that turns into Nissan Leaf and won't shut up about how they declared their independence from the Big Energon corporations.

[CuckingFunt]

The Autobot that turns into Nissan Leaf and won't shut up about how they declared their independence from the Big Energon corporations.

You can barely hear him transform. It's eerie.

[ALVAREZ6]

Ripping off some Ticket schitck here. But this thread is for people wondering if what they are doing is gay or not gay. I'll start it off.

I play poker at a local bar and for happy hour, the tap beers are $1 each (as opposed to $4+ for bottles, depending on the brand). Usually the tap choices are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon. Of those three, I always order Blue Moon (without the obnoxious orange slice). Last night, after I ordered a Blue Moon (to a hot waitress), my peckerhead friend asked said waitress, "hey, do you have any beers for men?". While he is drinking Bud Light. The waitress laughed along with peckerhead, forcing me to order a couple of tequilla shots to save my manhood.

Question: If your choices for a $1 beer are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon, is Blue Moon a girl beer?
I like Blue Moon and never saw it as a chick beer...it's just popular because it's good. ROFL at your friend drinking a Water Light and asking if they have man beers :lmao. I can hardly drink light beer anymore and I used to love a few of them.

[mingus]

Starbucks. Make your own coffee or drink an energy drink, faggot.

[mingus]

I've never seen the Grant Hill or Hillary Duff ads. So, missed reference there.

This isn't about equating "gay" with "stupid" or "lame," though. It's more about equating a lack of overt masculinity with homosexuality. Which, I must say, bothers me for its uninspired laziness as much as for its inherent homophobia.



Funny thing is I'm not at all politically correct. At least, not consciously so. And I tend to be the least politically correct of the people I socialize with. By a lot.

The PC libertard police has entered the building.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Starbucks. Make your own coffee or drink an energy drink, faggot.

Why don't you make your own energy drink?

[mingus]

Getting butthurt over a comment on Spurstalk.

[baseline bum]

Yeah they're good, but I only drink those in the secrecy of my own home. If i'm at a speakeasy I'm not about to sully my rep with a _____ and Coke. And if you're going to drink one of them, anything but whisky. Putting whisky in Coke is deserving of the death penalty.

Agree on that; about the only thing that works with whiskey is ice.

[Cochina]

This isn't about equating "gay" with "stupid" or "lame," though. It's more about equating a lack of overt masculinity with homosexuality. Which, I must say, bothers me for its uninspired laziness as much as for its inherent homophobia.



Who has inspired laziness??? WTF!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Getting butthurt over a comment on Spurstalk.

I'm serious, brah...I make my own every morning

[mingus]

starbucks just tastes gay. it tastes like a gay person. that's my gripe with it. i don't have a problem with going to the place to buy coffee.

[ElNono]

Did you get the hot waitress number? If you didn't even try, I don't give a shit what you were drinking, you're probably fucking gay.

[cantthinkofanything]

Did you get the hot waitress number? If you didn't even try, I don't give a shit what you were drinking, you're probably fucking gay.

I don't know. I guess I quit asking for numbers around the time I got married.

[Technique]

it means that bud light lime is specially made for little flaming cocksuckers like you. i'll bet that you envision the bottle as a penis whenever you're wrapping your little lips around it, and you probably suck it out like it's a straw instead of just pouring the drink in your mouth like a normal person.

anyway, Zeppelin beer = the best beer I've ever had, if you want to not be gay then drink a real beer. Shit is delicious, so I'm not saying flavor = feminine. It can taste good as hell and not be feminine.

I bet you also think adding lemons to water and soda is gay too. And hey, if all you're used to is shit, eventually it starts tasting good.

But, you go ahead and worry about what makes you look gay and what doesn't, that is something a closet homosexual like yourself would do.

[ChumpDumper]

starbucks just tastes gay. it tastes like a gay person. http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/T-Ball_06_039_website.jpg

[ElNono]

I don't know. I guess I quit asking for numbers around the time I got married.

Don't be omitting those minor details :nope

[703 Spurz]

Ripping off some Ticket schitck here. But this thread is for people wondering if what they are doing is gay or not gay. I'll start it off.

I play poker at a local bar and for happy hour, the tap beers are $1 each (as opposed to $4+ for bottles, depending on the brand). Usually the tap choices are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon. Of those three, I always order Blue Moon (without the obnoxious orange slice). Last night, after I ordered a Blue Moon (to a hot waitress), my peckerhead friend asked said waitress, "hey, do you have any beers for men?". While he is drinking Bud Light. The waitress laughed along with peckerhead, forcing me to order a couple of tequilla shots to save my manhood.

Question: If your choices for a $1 beer are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon, is Blue Moon a girl beer?

Your idiot Bud Light drinking friend says Blue Moon is for chicks? It's funny you even give us this scenario considering he's the bland asswrist who is questioning your taste in beer

[cantthinkofanything]

Your idiot Bud Light drinking friend says Blue Moon is for chicks? It's funny you even give us this scenario considering he's the bland asswrist who is questioning your taste in beer

I woudln't have even mentioned it if the waitress hadn't laughed when he said it.