The Los Angeles Skunker Crew vs. the Dallas Mavericks Game Thread

[DPG21920]

lol Laker fans freaking out about being down 5 with the entire fourth quarter to play.

[TheMACHINE]

down 5....not bad. lol

[DAF86]

Halftime show coming up.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hey I thought the Lakers were doing better than the Spurs? What happened to that? :lmao

Spurs absolutely crushed this same Mavs team. Poor Lakerfan.

Nobody cares about the Spurs, dumbass...teams don't get up to play you because you're irrelevant:lol

Last time you saw a spurs title was when the girl's in your class were growing titties.

Sit this one out, kid. I've already embarrassed you once today:lol

[baseline bum]

That was one of the worst quarters of NBA basketball I have seen since in my life; so many wide open shots missed badly.

[lefty]

A 6 pt quarter vs Jordan's Bulls in 1997

Kobe played that game

[Killakobe81]

Look how tired bynum was on that last post-up ...

I never disagreed with feeding the bigs, but when they are your #1 options against a good team this is the shit that happens. Kobe is sucking so Im not complaining about that but I hope you dumbasses finally see what I have been saying all along.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I didn' fancy you a liar tbh...I won more bets than I lost.

Are you or are you not $500 in the red?:lol

[DAF86]

Damn, not only did I make a lefty joke, but I was also late with it.

[Spurs9]

Nobody cares about the Spurs, dumbass...teams don't get up to play you because you're irrelevant:lol

Last time you saw a spurs title was when the girl's in your class were growing titties.

Sit this one out, kid. I've already embarrassed you once today:lol
Hows that Heat title feel from last year sons?

[Killakobe81]

And I get we can still win but with an average PG this game is over already ...

a good PG would go away from Kobe when needed and feed the bigs and ride Kobe when he is hot.

[Banzai]

Not making the playoffs looks pretty good right now.

[WeNeedLength]

Nobody cares about the Spurs, dumbass...teams don't get up to play you because you're irrelevant:lol

Last time you saw a spurs title was when the girl's in your class were growing titties.

Sit this one out, kid. I've already embarrassed you once today:lol

And BR thoroughly embarrassed you, kid. Tit for tat. :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hows that Heat title feel from last year sons?

We've already won it this year...sit back and enjoy the show.

Hold my dick.

[DAF86]

Nobody cares about the Spurs, dumbass...teams don't get up to play you because you're irrelevant:lol

Last time you saw a spurs title was when the girl's in your class were growing titties.

Sit this one out, kid. I've already embarrassed you once today:lol

Why you so mad bro?

[xellos88330]

Both teams look absolutely tired. What a boring game.

[ElNono]

wow terry

[Killakobe81]

A 6 pt quarter vs Jordan's Bulls in 1997

Kobe played that game

1997? LOL

WOW I love Mcroberts!!!

[pass1st]

wow mcrob

[DPG21920]

Are you or are you not $500 in the red?:lol

I am not $500 in the red. I've collected money from outside ST scro.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why you so mad bro?

Because your mom didn't swallow.

Next question.

[BRHornet45]

Kobe Bryant

Shooting Percentage - 26%

:lol

what else is new?

[DPG21920]

Look how tired bynum was on that last post-up ...

I never disagreed with feeding the bigs, but when they are your #1 options against a good team this is the shit that happens. Kobe is sucking so Im not complaining about that but I hope you dumbasses finally see what I have been saying all along.

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

OK morris I have been defending you but PG's that cant shoot Ft's is my #1 pet peeve in basketball ...

[lefty]

Kobe Bryant

Shooting Percentage - 26%

:lol

what else is new?

Better than 6/24

[WeNeedLength]

Because your mom didn't swallow.

Next question.

It's confirmed. He's mad. :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I am not $500 in the red. I've collected money from outside ST scro.

website or bookie?

[Spurs9]

We've already won it this year...sit back and enjoy the show.

Hold my dick.

Spurs with a better record than heat with main guy out :lmao
Heat losin 3 straight :lmao
76ers with a better record than heat :lmao
Heat losin to mavs :lmao:lmao
Calling a championship after 12 games :lmao:lmao

[BRHornet45]

http://i41.tinypic.com/vpkz1t.jpg

[InRareForm]

what a shitty game

[lefty]

http://i41.tinypic.com/vpkz1t.jpg

:lmao

[DPG21920]

website or bookie?

Friends.

[DeadlyDynasty]

stop making fun of me:madrun

When you have to quote other people to help defend yourself, you've lost

First lesson for you.:lol

[TDfan2007]

Kobe Bryant

Shooting Percentage - 26%

:lol

what else is new?

Son, nothing to see here. Kobe just chucking the shots he's supposed to chuck. His teammates are pretty awful and passive right now. They're so used to doing nothing and just watching him jack up shots that they don't know what to do when he starts dishing.

[Spurs9]

This Lakers team is pathetic right now IMO. WTF @ this lineup. Why is Bynum and Gasol always a pussy going to the basket.

[BRHornet45]

sons holy shit I just realized its the 4th quarter. I just turned the game on 5 min ago and saw it in the 50's with about 11min left. I just assumed it was the 3rd quarter.

[lefty]

Kobe cant score on a turtke

[TDfan2007]

:lol Watching this game makes me glad we let Ian go. He has ZERO basketball IQ.

[WeNeedLength]

Marv Albert
"It's one of those nights for Kobe."

Marv Albert has seen this far too many times. :rollin

[lefty]

sons holy shit I just realized its the 4th quarter. I just turned the game on 5 min ago and saw it in the 50's with about 11min left. I just assumed it was the 3rd quarter.

It's the 3rd

TNT guys are stoned

[InRareForm]

worst TNT game i have seen in years tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

Spurs with a better record than heat with main guy out :lmao
Heat losin 3 straight :lmao
76ers with a better record than heat :lmao
Heat losin to mavs :lmao:lmao
Calling a championship after 12 games :lmao:lmao

I'll bet you $500 right now that the Heat end up with a better record than San Antonio.

We can escrow through Kori to mediate right now so nobody welshes.


Put up, or apologize for being an ignorant backwoods fatass spurfan

The ball's in your court:lol

[Killakobe81]

Good gosh ... Kobe still bricking ...

smart move leaving in Kapono for spacing but Morris needs to sit ...bring in barnes

[lefty]

:lol Watching this game makes me glad we let Ian go. He has ZERO basketball IQ.

Yeah Bonner rocks

[DAF86]

Because your mom didn't swallow.

Next question.

Why didn't she swallow? She usually does.

[BRHornet45]

sons I also just recently watched the film "Moneyball" and even though it is about baseball, when Jonah Hill was talking about how overrated and overpaid Johnny Damon is as a player the first person I thought of was Kobe.

[Killakobe81]

this is a game that would be nice to have as a win but nether side can feel good about winning this game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol Watching this game makes me glad we let Ian go. He has ZERO basketball IQ.

:lmao

Right, because you guys need more bigs like Bonner with corporate knowledge:lmao

[lefty]

Why didn't she swallow? She usually does.

I confirm

[Killakobe81]

sons I also just recently watched the film "Moneyball" and even though it is about baseball, when Jonah Hill was talking about how overrated and overpaid Johnny Damon is as a player the first person I thought of was Kobe.

obsessed

[lefty]

Lol mike brown

[lefty]

Kobe !!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why didn't she swallow? She usually does.

My cock caused traumatic injury to her trachea...I applaud her for the effort though, but still unsatisfactory

[pass1st]

what a low scoring game

[Killakobe81]

Kobe, smh :rollin

[TDfan2007]

Yeah Bonner rocks

Tbh, as long as Splitter starts phasing Bonner out, I'll be more than happy with letting Ian go. But yes, Bonner is worse...kind of. They serve different roles.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'll bet you $500 right now that the Heat end up with a better record than San Antonio.

We can escrow through Kori to mediate right now so nobody welshes.


Put up, or apologize for being an ignorant backwoods fatass spurfan

The ball's in your court:lol

anybody? bueller?

[Spurs9]

I'll bet you $500 right now that the Heat end up with a better record than San Antonio.

We can escrow through Kori to mediate right now so nobody welshes.


Put up, or apologize for being an ignorant backwoods fatass spurfan

The ball's in your court:lol

Why just a better record, not confident enough to bet that the heat would win a title now? I think the heat are very good, but don't call championship shit 12 games into the season. I bet you were saying that shit last year that they would win a championship :lmao

[Cry Havoc]

this is a game that would be nice to have as a win but nether side can feel good about winning this game.

What are you saying? Any road win is a feel-good win.

[Killakobe81]

Kobe, smh again ...

[DPG21920]

Bynum is a freaking beast on the glass this year.

[lefty]

Congrats Lakers on the win

[DPG21920]

Smh Kobe

[Spurs9]

Bynum is a freaking beast on the glass this year.
Why isn't he more aggressive on the offensive end though?

[BRHornet45]

sons his shooting percentage is up to 33% now. getting close to his pathetic career average.

[Killakobe81]

What are you saying? Any road win is a feel-good win.

Sure for most but for the last 2 champions I'm sure they cant really believe that these teams can ring in June ...

[Jelloisjigglin]

I hate this game.....lol

[lefty]

Ian !

[lefty]

Ian :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why just a better record, not confident enough to bet that the heat would win a title now? I think the heat are very good, but don't call championship shit 12 games into the season. I bet you were saying that shit last year that they would win a championship :lmao

oh look at the backpedalling spurfan go!:lmao

"I'll brag about the spurs but curl up into the fetal position when having to defend them":rollin

You just showed your true colors, son. I'm done with you. PM if you want that bet, if not go kick rocks

[BRHornet45]

nevermind its back down to 31%

[Killakobe81]

Game still winnable ... but good gosh we played bad either way.

[Banzai]

Looks like a collegiate game

[jjktkk]

:lmao

Right, because you guys need more bigs like Bonner with corporate knowledge:lmao

So you a Mav fan now DD? Better update your profile. :lol

[ElNono]

sons his shooting percentage is up to 33% now. getting close to his pathetic career average.

Capt Bynum trying to keep the team in the game, but his work is being bastardized out there

[DPG21920]

Game still winnable ... but good gosh we played bad either way.

You've watched enough to know they aren't all going to be pretty

[Killakobe81]

Now some of this has been good defense but the shooting was horrid even by normally good shooters.

[DeadlyDynasty]

So you a Mav fan now DD? Better update your profile. :lol

I'm a chameleon:lol

[ElNono]

Bynum 7-12... why is 6-19 taking the shots?

[WeNeedLength]

oh look at the backpedalling spurfan go!:lmao

"I'll brag about the spurs but curl up into the fetal position when having to defend them":rollin

You just showed your true colors, son. I'm done with you. PM if you want that bet, if not go kick rocks

I see you're still mad. Good stuff.

[WeNeedLength]

Bynum 7-12... why is 6-19 taking the shots?

Because of The Kobe System.

[lefty]

Obama !

[Banzai]

Even if the lakers win..they lose..if they lose..they suck..lmao

[Killakobe81]

You've watched enough to know they aren't all going to be pretty

I just dont see how this team could be TRUE contenders with this many holes.
Only guys I trust right now are:

Pau, Bynum, Kobe, Mcroberts, Blake and Fisher when he is not shooting ...

[lefty]

Nice blitz on Dirk

[BRHornet45]

sons TNT should have just transferred this game at halftime to the Hornets network this season .... Comedy Central.

[Killakobe81]

And maybe Kapono to hit open jumpers ...

[DeadlyDynasty]

You've watched enough to know they aren't all going to be pretty

I'll take your action if you wanna place a future bet on LAL to win the title or WC 10-1 and 4-1 respectively.

[WeNeedLength]

Dirk is fumbling the ball like Duncan. Did he just age 5 years??

[lefty]

Terry WTF

[DeadlyDynasty]

sons TNT should have just transferred this game at halftime to the Hornets network this season .... Comedy Central.

Truth:lol

[InTheCrust]

holy crap sons, jet is chuckin the mavs outta this one

[WeNeedLength]

These two teams are fighting for that 8th playoff seed tbh..

[DMC]

What a soft pussy Dirk has become since the Finals. Dude is non-existent out there.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I see you're still mad. Good stuff.

I see you're still irrelevant and looking for some friends.:lol

[Spurs9]

oh look at the backpedalling spurfan go!:lmao

"I'll brag about the spurs but curl up into the fetal position when having to defend them":rollin

You just showed your true colors, son. I'm done with you. PM if you want that bet, if not go kick rocks
I'm not backpedaling, it sounds like you are though. Spurs are 9-4 so far without Manu without most of that. Your a fucking idiot if you call a championship for the heat this early. I'm openminded and like the NBA overall, I'm not closeminded to a single team, I like the game. How many injuries have you seen this season across teams? What happens if lebron goes down, or wade is out for a longterm? Its anyones chance to win it this year, with all of these injuries. Taking a $500 bet is a shot in the dark, something like a dumbass like yourself would piss away money on.

[Killakobe81]

Heat are LOLing at this game and licking their chops for Thursday

[DPG21920]

Fisher.

[Killakobe81]

DFISH!!!

Our real clutch player!!! ROFL

[ElNono]

Capt Fisher showing how it's done

[Banzai]

Lmao..game is the worst I've seen..0_o

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dirk is fumbling the ball like Duncan. Did he just age 5 years??

btw, great basketball take. Where would this thread be w/o gems like that?:lol

[Killakobe81]

These two teams are fighting for that 8th playoff seed tbh..

Let's not exaggerate but OKC, Bulls and Heat are not worried :lol

[TheMACHINE]

Defense son...thats how Mike Brown rolls.

[ElNono]

Defense son...thats how Mike Brown rolls.

lol defense... Fish gambling like a motherfucker on that steal

[BRHornet45]

lol Mike Brown aka affirmative action hire

[Killakobe81]

Well Brown did improve our defense against the Mavs ... but so did Cuban.
Barea would be destroying us right now ...

[Killakobe81]

I just want to not hear Mavs fans at work so as long as we win I'm good !!!

D motherfucking Fish!!!!!

[Fenix]

lol did odom just passed to gasol

[Killakobe81]

Damn though fish had that one pretty as j by dirk ...

Mcroberts should stay on dirk

[pass1st]

psh that's not a foul

[BRHornet45]

funny how the moment Kobe quit shooting the ball the Lakers started taking over the game

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm not backpedaling. Spurs are 9-4 so far without Manu without most of that.

Ok, so bet then, dumbass:lol

I don't give a good goddamn what their record is. put up or shut the fuck up.

[Killakobe81]

BS call on Pau on that last foul for dirk.

Now Mcroberts that was a REAl foul ...

[DPG21920]

I just want to not hear Mavs fans at work so as long as we win I'm good !!!

D motherfucking Fish!!!!!

:lol now there is the fan in you

[DeadlyDynasty]

I hope this game goes to multiple OT's so Kobe can get his 40.

What a coincidence, Kobe stops scoring for a game and it's the most boring game of the year:lol

[lefty]

Omg

[ElNono]

Ok, so bet then, dumbass:lol

I don't give a good goddamn what their record is. put up or shut the fuck up.

:lol betting on the Miami record
:lol not touching this Lakeshow record with a 10 foot pole
:lol baiting GNSF

[WeNeedLength]

Ok, so bet then, dumbass:lol

I don't give a good goddamn what their record is. put up or shut the fuck up.

Why you acting tough about betting on a message board?? We all know 95% of bets made in this forum are never fulfilled. Oh, right. Still mad. :lmao

[ElNono]

Boss Bynum closing this game

[lefty]

Team Leader Bynum !!!!!

[Killakobe81]

Odom on Bynum is that a real defensive strategy?!

[Banzai]

Is dirks shot impossible to block?? He launches that ball straight up..

[Spur_Fanatic]

Bynum showing who is true boss.

[DPG21920]

These announcers know it; size kills. Kobe has two of the best to work with. 17/15 + tough defense = winning

[ElNono]

Odom on Bynum is that a real defensive strategy?!

IMO, Odom is going to have to kick that knee

[lefty]

Odom on Bynum is that a real defensive strategy?!

Mavs went small

Like really small :lol

[Killakobe81]

Is dirks shot impossible to block?? He launches that ball straight up..

When it's on it is a thing of beauty. Great loft and it mostly swishes but at ana angle that moves the net for dramatic effect.

[WeNeedLength]

What a shitty night for Terry. Actually every player basically. Except for Bynum. But don't tell Kobe... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lefty]

:lmao

[lefty]

Barnes is that niggi

[WeNeedLength]

Barnes is a scruuuuuub. haha

[BRHornet45]

lol this shit is hilarious

[ElNono]

lmao barnes

[Killakobe81]

Wow I liked not settling ...but barnes a jumpstop at the Ft line is a better play.

[lefty]

Kidd :lmao

[ElNono]

lmao kidd

[WeNeedLength]

Correction:

Kidd is a scruuuuuub.

[pass1st]

way to choke a lead LAL

[BRHornet45]

Jason Kidd would have hit that free throw if it had been his girlfriend

[lefty]

Dirk :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jason Kidd would have hit that free throw if it had been his girlfriend

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[pass1st]

dirk with the travel

[Spur_Fanatic]

Damn...

[Banzai]

Lolololol

[ElNono]

lol dirk...

[BRHornet45]

Dirk with the choke job

[Spur_Fanatic]

Kidd lost this game.

[ElNono]

stage set for the Kobester...

[Killakobe81]

Wow he does that from time to time I have NEVER seen that called ... it was a travel but kinda weak to call it there.

Lebron travels more than that against Clips and it was NOT called ...

[BRHornet45]

Wow he does that from time to time I have NEVER seen that called ... it was a travel but kinda weak to call it there.

Lebron travels more than that against Clips and it was NOT called ...

that's because LeBron is being pushed by the NBA.

[Killakobe81]

I would love for them to run a play to get Kapono a shot ...

[BRHornet45]

Kobe time!!! lets see what idiotic shot he attempts

[WeNeedLength]

Terry that nig.

[lefty]

Jet !!!!

[ElNono]

Kobe gets another take :lol

[Killakobe81]

wow we may get more of this ...lucky us.

[4>0rings]

However this games ends, it's a win for me.

[BRHornet45]

damn if they go to overtime they may crack 80 points

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kobe gonna win this, per the usual

[ElNono]

IMO, you go with Bynum and Lakers win this

[WeNeedLength]

Lol Fisher is a dirty muthafugga...

[lefty]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiish

[ElNono]

THAT Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_

[Killakobe81]

Too early but D motherfunking FIsh!!!

[Banzai]

Lmao

[DPG21920]

Fisher bailing Kobe ouy

[pass1st]

Fisher making the shots he's supposed to make, nothing new

[Jelloisjigglin]

The Lakers True Clutch Player

[DAF86]

Why the fuck double Kobe there and let the real clutch shooter open?

[Killakobe81]

he shoulda waited a few more seconds ...

[ezau]

:lol:lol Jason "Skunk" Terry :lol:lol

[Borosai]

Grant Hill thinks that was gay.

[WeNeedLength]

Why the fuck double Kobe there and let the real clutch shooter open?

Maybe they thought Kobe wouldn't be smart enough to make the easiest play all game.... :lol

[Killakobe81]

No 3's let them get to the rack ...

[Banzai]

Kobe said something to odom?

[DPG21920]

Foul.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fisher bailing Kobe ouy

Kobe had the assist, guy. You would be vilifying Kobe if he had chucked it up instead. Make up your mind, dude:lol

[lefty]

:lmao

[pass1st]

good game

[ezau]

Wow, Fisher going nuts

[GoodOdor]

Such a selfless player this kobe, doing the smart play.....

[ElNono]

VC injured? :lol

[LakerHater]

Goin with Carter??

[WeNeedLength]

Bring those streamers down! No one's skunking us tonight!

[ElNono]

7-22 :lol

[Splits]

Looks like Carter hurt his vag while missing the game tying shot.

[Banzai]

Carter hurt??

[ElNono]

IMO, Kobe should've passed to Fish last playoffs

[BRHornet45]

VC should be at the line for 3 freebies right now

[Libri]

How the hell did Vince get hurt?

[DAF86]

The double came too early, Kobe had no option but to make that pass. If they would have throw that double after Kobe made his mind, he would have shot it anyways.

[Libri]

VC should be at the line for 3 freebies right now

The court fouled him. lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

:cry:cry:cry

You mad?:lol

That's twice tonight you've had to eat your words, faggot. Know your place, and go grab your fuckin shine box.:lmao

[Splits]

You mad?:lol

That's twice tonight you've had to eat your words, faggot. Know your place, and go grab your fuckin shine box.:lmao

Happy MLK day! :flag::flag: TOLERANCE! :flag::flag: ANTI-RACIST :flag::flag:

[DeadlyDynasty]

Happy MLK day! :flag::flag: TOLERANCE! :flag::flag: ANTI-RACIST :flag::flag:It's past midnight, I don't have to pretend to like your kind anymore

[Giuseppe]

The double came too early, Kobe had no option but to make that pass. If they would have throw that double after Kobe made his mind, he would have shot it anyways.

Boston thought the same thing on June 17, 2010 and it cost 'em their life.

Just like that.

[Juggity]

Just logged onto spurstalk, saw this game thread and thought I'd take a look at the stat line for the "League MVP."

An astonishingly accurate 31% from the field :lol

[pass1st]

Happy MLK day! :flag::flag: TOLERANCE! :flag::flag: ANTI-RACIST :flag::flag:

MLK would shoot himself in the head if he saw the black community today.

[WeNeedLength]

You mad?:lol

That's twice tonight you've had to eat your words, faggot. Know your place, and go grab your fuckin shine box.:lmao

You've been mad this whole god damn day tough guy. Don't act like you haven't been. And how can anyone respect the shit you say when you root for both the Heat and the Lakers? Why don't you root for all the top teams and be the true front-running bitch that you are...:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

MLK would shoot himself in the head if he saw the black community today.

Well then it's a good thing somebody saved him the trouble

[DJ Mbenga]

hope bc didn't hurt the Achilles . It was a non contact injury. Didn't land on anyone's ankle

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why don't you root for all the top teams

Say...that's a good idea.

[LkrFan]

Mike Brown brought EC style defense to LA. It's ugly right now because they don't know the offense (one reason why Kobe is taking it upon himself to carry the Lakers offensively). Once they figure out the offense, the league is in trouble. With players in and out of the lineup (Bynum missed 4 games, Blake is out for 3-4 weeks, Barnes had a few DNP-CDs, etc) we are still doing well at 10-5. MB is tinkering with the lineups and using these games as practices.

As you guys have seen, we are the best defensive team in the WC (bar none). MB is building a defensive juggernaut in LA. Once the offense matches the defense, look out.

[ezau]

the league is in trouble

:lol:lol

[LkrFan]

Man this place is dead after a Laker win. :wakeup

[Giuseppe]

^

[BUMP]

Didn't see any of this game, thank god.

Has Mike Brown all of a sudden turned the Lakers into a good defensive team? Or did both teams flat out suck?

http://i44.tinypic.com/zxp1qq.gif

[Banzai]

Didn't see any of this game, thank god.

Has Mike Brown all of a sudden turned the Lakers into a good defensive team? Or did both teams flat out suck?

http://i44.tinypic.com/zxp1qq.gif

both teams were pretty bad last night.

[BUMP]

Thanks 'zai

good to see you back tbh

[WeNeedLength]

Man this place is dead after a Laker win. :wakeup

Who's posting on Spurstalk at 5 in the fuckin' morning is the real question...

[Giuseppe]

Who's posting on Spurstalk at 5 in the fuckin' morning is the real question...

It's the NBA Forum.

[LkrFan]

Who's posting on Spurstalk at 5 in the fuckin' morning is the real question...

Don't be a dumbass. I'm in Japan. So was not 5:00am for me when I posted.

Matter of fact, it is 6:45am as I post this. ;)