So, what did you really do for your 54th birthday, Luva?

[midnightpulp]

We all know your old, busted up looking ass didn't go to no Vegas and party like a 20 something year old. So what did you really do? Grandkids come over and bring you gifts? Wife milk your prostate?

Oh, and how do I know you're 54? Lakaluva58@.... is your email address and photobucket account.

Internet rule 465873456: Numbers that follow screennames that have no meaning within themselves (e.g. KilliaKobe81, referencing Kobe's 81 points) are always the birth year of the user. Always.

Lol at a near-senior citizen trying to act like a young black guy on the Internet and/or a 28 year old Asian.

[Jelloisjigglin]

Is that Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ really 54? Wow...

[midnightpulp]

Is that Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ really 54? Wow...

Yep. Old.

Had season tickets to the Raiders in the early 80s, so he's OG, but still a faggot.

[rayjayjohnson]

I dunno, I use 69 fairly often.

Good sleuthing though tbh

[Spur_Fanatic]

Naruto Cosplay 2012, in Vegas.

[manufan10]

Naruto Cosplay 2012, in Vegas.

:lmao

[pass1st]

Regularly posted on cartoon forum during bday.

[midnightpulp]

I dunno, I use 69 fairly often.

Good sleuthing though tbh

But see, that number has a recognized meaning. 58 does not. It's a birth year.

Now here comes luva to tell us it was his high score in a basketball game.

[midnightpulp]

hey guys! recognize this picture?

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/flexible-girl.jpg

or this one?

http://i52.tinypic.com/28kohad.jpg

more importantly, look at the url

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/flexible-girl.jpg

lakaluva58, hmmmmm I wonder whose photobucket account that belongs to?

"Hello, Google, I have a search I'd like for you to perform, it's for the term lakaluva58"

..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan d what results do we get back?

well one goes to a......wait for it...........Naruto fan forum.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we find this post

http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=37850676&postcount=9433

hey that was posted the same night that lakaluva posted this? could they possibly be the same person?

want to know more about Mr. Ghost of Gashir aka Lakaluva?

let's read his profile page!



after all this, I'm very interested in Chapter 134, whatever that is.

lol 28 year old Naruto fan.

[Giuseppe]

^Mono quit!

[manufan10]

A 54 year old who loves Naruto? :lol

[Jelloisjigglin]

Yep. Old.

Had season tickets to the Raiders in the early 80s, so he's OG, but still a faggot.

I thought he was a Saints fan though....

[rayjayjohnson]

You all work way too hard to try and take me down. I'm still standing tall, stroking my oversized cock... just because.

You can get Naruto hentai porn too?

[m>s]

that ain't too old for sand n!ggers tbh who in general can live well past their 100th birthdays.

[Spur_Fanatic]

You all work way too hard to try and take me down. I'm still standing tall, stroking my oversized cock... just because.

Look at the tough looking narutard! :lmao

[midnightpulp]

You all work way too hard to try and take me down. I'm still standing tall, stroking my oversized cock... just because.

There ain't no ill intent here. If you were embarrassed of your age, you wouldn't include it in your screenname. Also, there ain't nothing wrong with being 54.

But being 54 and acting like a 20 something year old black guy is lol.

[tlongII]

I turn 54 tomorrow tbh. And don't knock getting prostate massage until you've tried it! :tu

[ChumpDumper]

You all work way too hard to try and take me down. I'm still standing tall, stroking my oversized cock... just because.lol masturbating to a Spurstalk thread

[DeadlyDynasty]

I turn 54 tomorrow tbh. And don't knock getting prostate massage until you've tried it! :tu

Happy Birthday tlong.

To where do I send this bag of Werther's Originals?

[tlongII]

What are Werther's Originals?

[ElNono]

that ain't too old for sand n!ggers tbh who in general can live well past their 100th birthdays.

Tell that to his uncle OBL...

[midnightpulp]

I didn't like that feeling at all. I'm positive she was doing it too hard.

Kool probably used a banana instead of his fingers, tbh.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I didn't like that feeling at all. I'm positive she was doing it too hard.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpx7bWxa51qiog4oo1_500.jpg

[tlongII]

I didn't like that feeling at all. I'm positive she was doing it too hard.

The key is to have her use her tongue.

[pass1st]

http://i42.tinypic.com/a3dwkn.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

What are Werther's Originals?

Fm18Ko06g0Q

nursing home candy:lol