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rayjayjohnson
01-16-2012, 10:42 PM
Dear Seppos,

My two week mission to stimulate your broke-ass economy with my rock-hard Australian dollar is coming to a close, so I thought I should give you my thoughts on things ball (and non-ball) related:

1. Having gone to Staples and watched the Clippers and the Nets this afternoon, I decree that the Clippers shan't be shit when Blake goes down with a big injury, which is going to happen in the next 20 games, mark my words. He hits the ground harder than Paul Pierce, but he means it.

2. Deron Williams is the #2 PG in the league, after Derrick Rose. You Paul nuthuggers have no idea what's what, and when Dwight takes over Brooklyn the Nets are gonna ring.

3. Los Angeles is possibly the worst city I have ever been too, and I have also been to Bangkok, Rome, Paris, London, and other assorted shitholes around this blue marble. LA looks like one big rubbish dump, populated by a bunch of fake titties and fat Laker fans. The sooner the big one comes and dumps this shithole into the Pacific, the better the whole world will be.

4. Arizona is more pleasant than LA.

5. Matt Barnes is a massive scrub (I only say this because I just looked at the TV screen).

Giuseppe
01-16-2012, 10:45 PM
6. Fuck his mother as much as she'll let Ray.

pass1st
01-16-2012, 10:45 PM
You went to the shitty part of LA, tbh. You go around the foothills, it's completely different than West LA.

rayjayjohnson
01-16-2012, 10:46 PM
I can hear you scraping the bottom of that barrel, quitter

Giuseppe
01-16-2012, 10:46 PM
I can hear you scraping the bottom of that barrel, quitter

You just go back and fuck your mother some more, Ray.

rayjayjohnson
01-16-2012, 10:46 PM
You went to the shitty part of LA, tbh. You go around the foothills, it's completely different than West LA.

I'm sure. Sydney is one of the world's greatest cities, but 90% of it looks shitty. However, our equivalent of West Hollywood doesn't look like a prostitute's ass.

rayjayjohnson
01-16-2012, 10:48 PM
You just go back and fuck your mother some more, Ray.

http://www.no-more-cravings.com/i/ZZZZ-Quit-Smoking-Quitline-Australian-Government.jpg

midnightpulp
01-16-2012, 10:52 PM
Dear Seppos,

My two week mission to stimulate your broke-ass economy with my rock-hard Australian dollar is coming to a close, so I thought I should give you my thoughts on things ball (and non-ball) related:

1. Having gone to Staples and watched the Clippers and the Nets this afternoon, I decree that the Clippers shan't be shit when Blake goes down with a big injury, which is going to happen in the next 20 games, mark my words. He hits the ground harder than Paul Pierce, but he means it.

2. Deron Williams is the #2 PG in the league, after Derrick Rose. You Paul nuthuggers have no idea what's what, and when Dwight takes over Brooklyn the Nets are gonna ring.

3. Los Angeles is possibly the worst city I have ever been too, and I have also been to Bangkok, Rome, Paris, London, and other assorted shitholes around this blue marble. LA looks like one big rubbish dump, populated by a bunch of fake titties and fat Laker fans. The sooner the big one comes and dumps this shithole into the Pacific, the better the whole world will be.

4. Arizona is more pleasant than LA.

5. Matt Barnes is a massive scrub (I only say this because I just looked at the TV screen).

90% of the Los Angeles demographic, unfortunately.

NewcastleKEG
01-16-2012, 10:53 PM
I remember flying into LAX from Germany last summer. I felt that rush of excitement and pride to be back in So Cal......for like an hour. Then I walked outside and saw things I had long forgotten existed: cops, bums & ghetto trash

Giuseppe
01-16-2012, 10:53 PM
...& Ray fuckin' his mother some more.

pass1st
01-16-2012, 10:53 PM
I'm sure. Sydney is one of the world's greatest cities, but 90% of it looks shitty. However, our equivalent of West Hollywood doesn't look like a prostitute's ass.

Only reason to go to West HW is to score drugs or hit the undergound clubs, tbh.

Giuseppe
01-16-2012, 10:54 PM
...or, watch Ray porkin' his mother more.

m>s
01-16-2012, 10:58 PM
chinks all think similar tbh. the limping economy is an global issue and it was mainly caused by chinks irresponsible behaviors in the economic world. what's ironic is they're faulting on the US and Europe when they chinks themselves are the true culprit, classic fucking inferior beings tbh

rayjayjohnson
01-16-2012, 11:07 PM
"an global"

let the litterate people talk thanks honey.

Giuseppe
01-16-2012, 11:19 PM
Just go back and fuck your mother some more, Ray.

tlongII
01-16-2012, 11:49 PM
Shoulda went to Portland. SMH.

skut_farkus
01-16-2012, 11:53 PM
L.a. is a fuckin dump

Killakobe81
01-16-2012, 11:56 PM
Yall bitches hatin don't know shit about the city of angels ...

lefty
01-16-2012, 11:56 PM
All big cities are dumps

DMC
01-16-2012, 11:57 PM
"an global"

let the litterate people talk thanks honey.
literate

skut_farkus
01-16-2012, 11:57 PM
Yall bitches hatin don't know shit about the city of angels ...

san diego >>> L.a.

rayjayjohnson
01-17-2012, 12:29 AM
literate

lol. Autocorrect fails me again

rayjayjohnson
01-17-2012, 12:29 AM
NYC far and away America's #1 city tbh

m>s
01-17-2012, 09:16 AM
go and fuck yo mom a bit more, Ray :rolleyes

Giuseppe
01-17-2012, 09:18 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/Style_Templates/nba/statusicon/user_offline.gif

Ray even had the decency to turn off his light this time.

midnightpulp
01-17-2012, 09:20 AM
san diego >>> L.a.

:toast

Mav-elous Man
01-18-2012, 09:41 AM
...& Ray fuckin' his mother some more.

Giuseppe u are an asshole and a whole ass. Eat a dick.

TimmehC
01-18-2012, 02:45 PM
Dear Seppos,


4. Arizona is more pleasant than LA.



:rollin

Try again. Having lived in both, I'd say you're a moron. I spent 5 years trying to get out of that depressing shithole sandtrap in the desert, and when I finally got out I chose LA for a reason. Yeah, it's more expensive, but life is much better here.

Stalin
01-18-2012, 02:47 PM
Only reason to go to West HW is to score drugs or hit the undergound clubs, tbh.

sup brah

pass1st
01-18-2012, 02:48 PM
sup brah


'sup Stalin, he should have went to Moscow huh?