God works in mysterious ways - Bachmann, Cain, Perry

[DMX7]

All three were told to run by God.

... and all three failed miserably. :lmao

[Wild Cobra]

All three were told to run by God.

... and all three failed miserably. :lmao
Don't you Know? Jehovah puts out some pretty hard tests in life.

[Blake]

Don't you Know? Jehovah puts out some pretty hard tests in life.

Jehova sounds like an asshole.

[Wild Cobra]

Jehova sounds like an asshole.
If you believe the Bible, he was at time.

[Blake]

If you believe the Bible, he was at time.

True.

And if you believe the Bible, that means he still is....

...which makes me wonder why anyone would want to spend eternity living with such a fucking asshole.

[JoeChalupa]

When it comes to those campaigns......only God knows why....