The Amnesty Provision

[timvp]

Throughout the years, a few fine posters have been lost in battle. We all know online arguments are as important as war. And in war, sometimes good people are forced to do bad things. In the battlefield we call SpursTalk, a few soldiers were given a permanent dirt nap.

God has decided to illustrate His kindness and resurrect your souls. Or, if you are atheist, agnostic or a Lakers fan, simply consider this as Kori Ellis giving you a second chance.

If you've been banned previously, post in this thread. For a limited time, your accounts will be merged and your previous username will be restored. The unbanning of trolls will also be up for consideration.

Your kingdom come. Your will be done, on earth as it is on SpursTalk.

This thread is Part 2 of a four part document.

Part 1: The Blood Issue (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=190183)

Part 3: The NBA Forum Executive Committee (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=190188)

Part 4: The New Collective Bargaining Agreement

[BlackSwordsMan]

wait wut

[jimbo]

but why

[Kori Ellis]

[This should be certain Mavs fans favorite thread.]

[DD]

Can I have my Laker stripes back?

Praise be to ST

[baseline bum]

Good, I can finally have my Dr. House username back!

[lefty]

I still want my Spur

[ElNono]

Will MavDynasty/Lincoln make a return?!

I don't appreciate mavfan much but that would be swell, tbh

[Giuseppe]

I still want my Spur

Which reminds me, since you're both in a giving mood, can I have my Silver Award?

[BlackSwordsMan]

You're lucky you didn't get a 14 incher inside of you. Don't be greedy.

[ElNono]

Is Culburn going to make a comeback?

[Giuseppe]

Is Culburn going to make a comeback?

No. (Giuseppe) is my penance & a permanent reminder of how I lost (Culburn369).

[monosylab1k]

Anthony Randolph, dickface, and pussyface. please!

[ElNono]

Can I get Tacker back??? lolololololololol

[Magic's T-Cells]

Can I get my health back?

[DJ Mbenga]

i asked to get banned with my old account. i like this account better

[LnGrrrR]

No. (Giuseppe) is my penance & a permanent reminder of how I lost (Culburn369).

You should post in that fake Italinao voice you first used a few times, just for kicks :lol

[mavs>spurs]

Can I have mavs>spurs back? :)

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
Been a long time since i've seen that name or Rogue around tbh

[4>0rings]

Can I have Prepubescent Boy back?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Gratzi for the stripes back

[timvp]

tbh we'll go through these tomorrow.

[BUMP]

[This should be certain Mavs fans favorite thread.]

tbh i'm sure you guys had me in mind when making this thread.

I don't want all that many back. Just these five:

Eric Dampier
The 4cc Dictionary
Ignorant Spurs Fan
The PussyfaceTranslator
HeatBurn305

[jag]

I formally request Kill_Bill_Pana be reinstated.

[Pelicans78]

I would be ok either way when it comes to balijuana.

[stretch]

unbanning of trolls would be very welcome. including other posters trolls whos names i posted under.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Goran Dragic
DUNCANownsKOBE
Edward
Spurfan
ManuFanFirst
James David Manning
Walt Kowalski
Mormon Jazz Fan
Frank Lucas
Serge Ibaka

I also know the poster Will Hunting personally and he wants to come back tbh.
If all of those aren't gonna happen I understand tbh. Goran and Will are the top two priorities.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[JamStone]

I don't need it restored but I'd like to find out who got the LeCrab account banned and deleted.

[Leetonidas]

I wish I had a banned troll :depressed

[Hemotivo]

Can I get my health back?

:lol

[mavs>spurs]

Can I have mavs>spurs back? :)

:)

[DeadlyDynasty]

Walt Kowalski was one of my alltime favs:rollin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

unfortunately with the rule changes, I'm not sure how well he'll be utilized :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

We can make it work in the NBA Forum, so says the new CBA

[DJ Mbenga]

there needs to be a larry coon type to know the cba backwards and foward to interpret it correctly

[m>s]

Latarian Milton. if i could get one troll back then i wish it is him tbh, that troll was classic

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Latarian Milton. if i could get one troll back then i wish it is him tbh, that troll was classic
:lol that was my troll I gave you the password to

[redzero]

Whoever Internet Tough Guy is needs to post more.

[MavDynasty]

I think timvp and Kori deserve a big thank you. Feels great to be back :)

[timvp]

These usernames have been resurrected:

MavDynasty
Lincoln
Anthony Randolph
dickface
mavs>spurs
Eric Dampier
The 4cc Dictionary
Ignorant Spurs Fan
DUNCANownsKOBE
Goran Dragic
Edward
Walt Kowalski
ManuFanFirst
Will Hunting
LeCrab
Latarian Milton

Your old password should work. If not, reset the password and you should get it via email. If that doesn't work, then post in this thread and I'll look into it again.

[jeebus]

:wow

[DeadlyDynasty]

no Rogue?

[timvp]

no Rogue?

Tbh I didn't see him ax for it.

[stretch]

can I have access to the Spurs and UTSA forums again?

[mavs>spurs]

no Rogue?

rogue has some sort of strange phobia against that name, he won't post under it even before i got it banned :lol

[stretch]

I wonder if he would use Blade?

[stretch]

I think beefanus should be unbanned too.

:lol he has literally e-mailed me before to ask that I request his username unbanned.

[MavDynasty]

Tbh rogue if you want the Lincoln account pm me tbhfwiw

[mavs>spurs]

I wonder if he would use Blade?

he asked for latarian milton lol, i'm sure he'll use that one

[DeadlyDynasty]

rogue has some sort of strange phobia against that name, he won't post under it even before i got it banned :lol

That's too bad, tbh. The Rockets have won 7 in a row now and more of their fans are showing up:lol

[monosylab1k]

tbh I can't log into Anthony Randolph :cry

[monosylab1k]

And that's not a euphemism for gay sex, I really can't log into the troll.

[timvp]

^ Did you try resetting the password?

[stretch]

:rollin beefanus just messaged me again, stating this is a formal request for reinstatement to Spurstalk

[m>s]

That's too bad, tbh. The Rockets have won 7 in a row now and more of their fans are showing up:lol

more "real" rockets fans are showing up recently that's all because the 7'6 fuck had retired & stopped jinxing that team imho, 7 game winning streak is the result (not the reason) of their fans' increasing support

[DMC]

Meh, they had a 22 game winning streak a few years back, don't think they even made the playoffs, not sure.

[BUMP]

These usernames have been resurrected:

MavDynasty
Lincoln
Anthony Randolph
dickface
mavs>spurs
Eric Dampier
The 4cc Dictionary
Ignorant Spurs Fan
DUNCANownsKOBE
Goran Dragic
Edward
Walt Kowalski
ManuFanFirst
Will Hunting
LeCrab
Latarian Milton

Your old password should work. If not, reset the password and you should get it via email. If that doesn't work, then post in this thread and I'll look into it again.

tbh either my old password doesn't work or I changed it and forgot it

and I don't have a legit e-mail under any of those 3 :lol

[Goran Dragic]

If any of these can be unbanned I'd appreciate it but I'm happy with what I have :lol

Thundaluva
goochface
clitface
assface
HeatRool4eva
7 point ecstasy
penisface
Mike D'Antoni
Arnold
PT Cruiser
Robert Sarver
cuntface
bizarre
Unforgivable
duckss
Ignorant Heat Fan
Tom Slick
Serge Ibaka
dickhead
the second round
gray named spurs fan
peckerface
IronPedophile
LeGarrette Blount
James David Manning
Thunder Dynasty

[Killakobe81]

If any of these can be unbanned I'd appreciate it but I'm happy with what I have :lol

Thundaluva
goochface
clitface
assface
HeatRool4eva
7 point ecstasy
penisface
Mike D'Antoni
Arnold
PT Cruiser
Robert Sarver
cuntface
bizarre
Unforgivable
duckss
Ignorant Heat Fan
Tom Slick
Serge Ibaka
dickhead
the second round
gray named spurs fan
peckerface
IronPedophile
LeGarrette Blount
James David Manning
Thunder Dynasty


Good, gosh you have that many? Plus more?

[Latarian Milton]

pussface. also got banned imho (thanks to my effort :lol) don't u want dat troll broseph?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Good, gosh you have that many? Plus more?

Dude that's nothing:lol

There's this guy BUMP you may have heard of...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol that's only one email address, there's 2 other email addresses I have trolls registered under

[DeadlyDynasty]

Yeah I've got 3 different emails for some accounts...one of which I haven't checked in a coon's age

[DeadlyDynasty]

more "real" rockets fans are showing up recently that's all because the 7'6 fuck had retired & stopped jinxing that team imho, 7 game winning streak is the result (not the reason) of their fans' increasing support

word on the street is the Jinx has a blossoming political career ahead of him