in a dilemna

[BUMP]

i was at school the other day and i thought I had a fart but instead I sharted....then i just flat out shit my pants. i was sitting by a bunch of girls and they were laughing at something....maybe it was me idk maybe idk maybe idk

but anyway, once i got home i just threw my used whitey tideys into the closet. I never got around to washing them. Now i'm noticing giant cockroaches and green material growing on the wall. do you guise think it has anything to with the fecal material in my underwear or is it just a coincidence?

[BUMP]

no

i live in south oklahoma

get it fucking right

[BUMP]

no

i live in south oklahoma

get it fucking right

[monosylab1k]

no

i live in south oklahoma

get it fucking right

south oklahoma? more like deep south kansas i saaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddd

[jeebus]

i was at school the other day and i thought I had a fart but instead I sharted....then i just flat out shit my pants. i was sitting by a bunch of girls and they were laughing at something....maybe it was me idk maybe idk maybe idk

but anyway, once i got home i just threw my used whitey tideys into the closet. I never got around to washing them. Now i'm noticing giant cockroaches and green material growing on the wall. do you guise think it has anything to with the fecal material in my underwear or is it just a coincidence?

Well first off, I'm a (pure) white guy, 15, 10th grader from San Antonio, Tx...On my mom's side I'm Irish+British+German and on my dad's side (I don't know my dad because my mom split up with him right after I was born) i'm supposedly serbian, italian and german.

I have a german last name: Ziegler. Totally Nazi, right?

Well I've been around mexicans ever since I was put in school in 8th grade and I tried to get along with them, but they're such assholes to me because I'm white, you know? I attempted to date their pretty girls and live within their culture for a couple years, but that didn't work out. So last spring, I started becoming really racist as Mexican people turned me off. I thought about becoming a white supremacist.

This year, 10th grade started and I started really liking this white girl, Analia Rawlings, a naturally pretty aryan with sweet curves, a swimmer about my height. I started talking to her, asked her out the Thursday before thanksgiving vacation, but she said no, because she doesn't know me well enough.

...well so anyways there's this other girl who's super fit in my English class. Her name is Amalya, she's the starting center on JV, 6'3", and happens to be black. She's also super intelligent like me...the reason I don't want to date her is because she's a lakers fan (well that and because I'm 5'6" and she's 6'3" and I doubt she'll want someone that much shorter) but I could see myself being with her because I am smart and she is smart. I don't know how my mom/grandma would react, because they think/know I'm a white supremacist. Should I or should I not try to get with her, or would it be wrong???

[Leetonidas]

Whoever came up w/"have a happy period." Needs a slap from all females& males, nobody likes periods- they're gross, smelly-ish& @ times messy...get real dumbasses, who could b happy about periods besides the girls that can't seem to keep their legs closed lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

Whoever came up w/"have a happy period." Needs a slap from all females& males, nobody likes periods- they're gross, smelly-ish& @ times messy...get real dumbasses, who could b happy about periods besides the girls that can't seem to keep their legs closed lmao

Faggots can't stand periods cause their shopping partner is MIA. Periods=domers, buttsex, and no babies. I have brown linens for a reason. Grow up Leo.

[mouse]

pics or it didn't happen.

[thispego]

sucks to be you BOMP

[Latarian Milton]

periods are the times when the womb cleans itself, and yeah its dirty/gross as sewerage tbh. the first 8-10 days after each period, however, is the golden time for sex, you'll have a fresh feeling like she's a virgin and there'll be no risk of conception

[DMC]

periods are the times when the womb cleans itself, and yeah its dirty/gross as sewerage tbh. the first 8-10 days after each period, however, is the golden time for sex, you'll have a fresh feeling like she's a virgin and there'll be no risk of conception
Is that before gestation?

[stretch]

i was at school the other day and i thought I had a fart but instead I sharted....then i just flat out shit my pants. i was sitting by a bunch of girls and they were laughing at something....maybe it was me idk maybe idk maybe idk

but anyway, once i got home i just threw my used whitey tideys into the closet. I never got around to washing them. Now i'm noticing giant cockroaches and green material growing on the wall. do you guise think it has anything to with the fecal material in my underwear or is it just a coincidence?

so dumb but i actually loled

[Axe Murderer]

this BUMP guy sounds like a faggot

i'll probably give him the Philip treatment while ejaculating fecal matter down his esophagus

[stretch]

this BUMP guy sounds like a faggot

i'll probably give him the Philip treatment while ejaculating fecal matter down his esophagus

Phillip is definitely a faggot. I hired a guy named Edward to make a return to the forums and put Phillip in your place. Perhaps he could do the same for BUMP. Contact DoK for further information.