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Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:29 PM
monosylab1k (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048)
"Cubby, my final act on this board will be a message to you.

Don't worry about being neutered by my Clutter Reduction Bill, the Committee won't do it. They'll pink Kool but they have different plans for you. They know that they need you.

I realize my errors now that I'm exiting stage left. The herd mentality is strong on the internet, but I was foolish enough to think SpursTalk wasn't quite as sheeplike. I used that herd mentality against the likes of you and luva. I was wrong for that. But the same group that lauded me and sang my praises for those efforts, then threw me under the bus and sold me out when I needed them most. Not a damn one of them stood up for me, and only now do I realize how naive I had been.

Cubby, you're needed more than ever on SpursTalk. The lemmings will always go where they're told, but they need you around to keep everyone from walking over the cliff. Please stick around.

You were right. I was wrong. And I quit."

Samuel Eto'o
01-30-2012, 10:31 PM
You're wrong for this, eppe.

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:33 PM
I've got to talk to Katie-girl about this development. She's at the Mall now and will be there until closing time, per the usual. When she gets home I'll ask her whether I should stay, or, go and how much money she spent at the Mall.

DMC
01-30-2012, 10:34 PM
And you had to run and tell it, tattle tale.

So which kiosk is Katie running to support you?

mavs>spurs
01-30-2012, 10:35 PM
This thread does nothing but glorify and highlight me and my work. I did it. I made mono quit. Get your own shit.

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:36 PM
Mouth-to-Mouth, Mono has attempted to resusitate me. I'd a rather had Swordsy, but, beggars can't be choosers.

In consiseration of this development I've decided to remain in the breach for another 24 hours while I weigh my options and let Mono resusitate me further.

I exist.

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:39 PM
And you had to run and tell it, tattle tale.

So which kiosk is Katie running to support you?

She lives in ignorance at the moment of this situation. I will keep her in that state until I make up my mind over the next 24 hours. If I stay I won't tell her. If I go, I'll lean on her and maybe it'll garner me a naughty story & a hand release.

midnightpulp
01-30-2012, 10:40 PM
The CRA has already been approved. Too late.

From the magistrate herself:


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7905/approvedx.png

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:44 PM
The CRA has already been approved. Too late.

From the magistrate herself:

I can't allow Mono's breath to fill my mouth and subsequently my lungs to reside in me in vain. I'm leaning toward staying to honor Mono's bravery, goodness, and liplock. I don't usually kiss men, even when I'm close to dieing (Swordsy withstanding), but, I find myself torn. Much like Lefty's asshole.

DeadlyDynasty
01-30-2012, 10:45 PM
I can't allow Mono's breath to fill my mouth and subsequently my lungs to reside in me in vain. I'm leaning toward staying to honor Mono's bravery, goodness, and liplock. I don't usually kiss men, even when I'm close to dieing (Swordsy withstanding), but, I find myself torn. Much like Lefty's asshole.

:lmao

He's still got it!

HarlemHeat37
01-30-2012, 10:45 PM
I can't allow Mono's breath to fill my mouth and subsequently my lungs to reside in me in vain. I'm leaning toward staying to honor Mono's bravery, goodness, and liplock. I don't usually kiss men, even when I'm close to dieing (Swordsy withstanding), but, I find myself torn. Much like Lefty's asshole.

:lmao..

midnightpulp
01-30-2012, 10:46 PM
We knew he'd be too pussy to walk away and only need the smallest of excuses to stick around.

He can still fuck off, though. I ain't enamored with this fuck like you all are.

DMC
01-30-2012, 10:46 PM
I can't allow Mono's breath to fill my mouth and subsequently my lungs to reside in me in vain. I'm leaning toward staying to honor Mono's bravery, goodness, and liplock. I don't usually kiss men, even when I'm close to dieing (Swordsy withstanding), but, I find myself torn. Much like Lefty's asshole.
Did his breath smell like taquitos and Pepsi?

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:47 PM
:lmao..

I still got it!

Bill_Brasky
01-30-2012, 10:47 PM
I can't allow Mono's breath to fill my mouth and subsequently my lungs to reside in me in vain. I'm leaning toward staying to honor Mono's bravery, goodness, and liplock. I don't usually kiss men, even when I'm close to dieing (Swordsy withstanding), but, I find myself torn. Much like Lefty's asshole.

:lmao

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:48 PM
Did his breath smell like taquitos and Pepsi?

Yes. But, ironically I had that exact meal for dinner not an hour ago.

Go figure.

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:48 PM
:lmao

I still got it!

DMC
01-30-2012, 10:49 PM
Yes. But, ironically I had that exact meal for dinner not an hour ago.

Go figure.
Seconds....

Bill_Brasky
01-30-2012, 10:50 PM
Is guiseppe banned or what? What happened?

DMC
01-30-2012, 10:51 PM
He's fraternizing with the management.

midnightpulp
01-30-2012, 10:51 PM
From the magistrate herself:


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7905/approvedx.png

Samuel Eto'o
01-30-2012, 10:51 PM
Yes. But, ironically I had that exact meal for dinner not an hour ago.

Go figure.

Pepsi and Taquitos for dinner? Does a Zoloft come with that?

Giuseppe
01-30-2012, 10:54 PM
Pepsi and Taquitos for dinner? Does a Zoloft come with that?

No, but, a stern admonition from Katie does:::"Gd it, Dale, that stinks."

"Well, I'm nervous, the Spurs won and I nearly lost my place in the sun."

BlackSwordsMan
01-30-2012, 11:01 PM
Why did mono quit again? =[

Ace
01-30-2012, 11:03 PM
I can't allow Mono's breath to fill my mouth and subsequently my lungs to reside in me in vain. I'm leaning toward staying to honor Mono's bravery, goodness, and liplock. I don't usually kiss men, even when I'm close to dieing (Swordsy withstanding), but, I find myself torn. Much like Lefty's asshole.

:rollin

Brazil
01-30-2012, 11:55 PM
Cul and the finger at the EC

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/S3BM5SF40zI/AAAAAAAAU_Q/IcLVF_enKfE/s400/000849-sheep-pig-cow-old-pervert-man-wearing-stockings-bra-porn-having-sex-with-animal-doll.jpg

Giuseppe
01-31-2012, 12:02 AM
I won't deny that I have a hatred fetish for the EC. And that has not changed just because Mono saved me with the jaws of life. I will though strive mightily to refrain from attacking EC with extreme prejudice.

My victory tonite is not their loss or failure. Let me make that perfectly clear.

Thank you.

NRHector
01-31-2012, 12:07 AM
I won't deny that I have a hatred fetish for the EC. And that has not changed just because Mono saved me with the jaws of life. I will though strive mightily to refrain from attacking EC with extreme prejudice.

My victory tonite is not their loss or failure. Let me make that perfectly clear.

Thank you.stop being such a drama queen :dramaquee, you and I know you'll be here tomorrow

Giuseppe
01-31-2012, 12:12 AM
stop being such a drama queen :dramaquee, you and I know you'll be here tomorrow

I can't deny Mono's & the countless others who requested that I stay on, Hector. The response has been incredible. I'm so blessed. I'll sleep well tonite. I got no sleep last night ruminating about my imminent departure. But, I'll hit that couch soon and I'll have nothing but dreams of the contented.

redzero
01-31-2012, 12:16 AM
You are a stupid man, Abel.

NRHector
01-31-2012, 12:17 AM
I can't deny Mono's & the countless others who requested that I stay on, Hector. The response has been incredible. I'm so blessed. I'll sleep well tonite. I got no sleep last night ruminating about my imminent departure. But, I'll hit that couch soon and I'll have nothing but dreams of the contented.

I guess we are going to have to make a poll about how many days I'll take you to be back

ElNono
01-31-2012, 12:17 AM
I thought OP was leaving... :rolleyes

DeadlyDynasty
01-31-2012, 12:20 AM
Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid?

Leetonidas
01-31-2012, 12:20 AM
lol mono

NRHector
01-31-2012, 12:21 AM
I thought OP was leaving... :rolleyes

he's just being dramatic as usual, February is Oscar's award month

Giuseppe
01-31-2012, 12:30 AM
I thought OP was leaving... :rolleyes

I was, but, then Mono decided to step in front of me and take the bullet that was intended for your's truly. I'm sick over losing Mono like this, but, at the same time I feel like I have a new lease on life. I don't feel close to 60 any more. I feel closer to Kori's age, maybe even a little younger.

cantthinkofanything
01-31-2012, 12:56 AM
Did his breath smell like taquitos and Pepsi?

your mom's vag smells like taquitos and Pepsi

midnightpulp
01-31-2012, 01:03 AM
I was, but, then Mono decided to step in front of me and take the bullet that was intended for your's truly. I'm sick over losing Mono like this, but, at the same time I feel like I have a new lease on life. I don't feel close to 60 any more. I feel closer to Kori's age, maybe even a little younger.

Plenty more bullets where that came from. And this time, I'm the one holding the fuckin' gat.

Giuseppe
01-31-2012, 01:05 AM
Plenty more bullets where that came from. And this time, I'm the one holding the fuckin' gat.

& there are others, many others who will mimic Mono and once again step in front of me and take that bullet. So fire away. The line is long & distinguished, unlike my johnson.

midnightpulp
01-31-2012, 01:07 AM
& there are others, many others who will mimic Mono and once again step in front of me and take that bullet. So fire away. The line is long & distinguished, unlike my johnson.

Bullets are much easier to procure than human shields.

And shame on you for viewing your fellow forum members as your lackeys who will lay their life on the line for King Cubby. Guess I was right all along about you viewing the fine people on here as nothing more than human detritus. You are a sociopath.

Quoted and saved for future reference.

Giuseppe
01-31-2012, 01:14 AM
Bullets are much easier to procure than human shields.

And shame on you for viewing your fellow forum members as your lackeys who will lay their life on the line for King Cubby. Guess I was right all along about you viewing the fine people on here as nothing more than human detritus. You are a sociopath.

Quoted and saved for future reference.

You're out of control. I'm not going to let you bait me into a fight tonite when I'm feeling so good and so fine. I'm going to my couch and watch old movies and dream of my vindication by the deeds of the bravest man I've ever known. No, not Bruce Willis in "Armageddon," but, Mono, in the NBA Forum

I bid you good night, Midst. Sleep tight, and don't let that bed bug DPG bite.

- Pappy

LnGrrrR
01-31-2012, 01:17 AM
Who had less than a week on the "Mono leaves the EC" pool?

midnightpulp
01-31-2012, 01:18 AM
You're out of control. I'm not going to let you bait me into a fight tonite when I'm feeling so good and so fine. I'm going to my couch and watch old movies and dream of my vindication by the deeds of the bravest man I've ever known. No, not Bruce Willis in "Armageddon," but, Mono, in the NBA Forum

I bid you good night, Midst. Sleep tight, and don't let that bed bug DPG bite.

- Pappy

You better have air raid siren nearby, because the B-17 is loaded up with shitbombs ready to run a sortie. First target:

Maryvale, Arizona.

Giuseppe
01-31-2012, 01:22 AM
You better have air raid siren nearby, because the B-17 is loaded up with shitbombs ready to run a sortie. First target:

Maryvale, Arizona.

- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd

DeadlyDynasty
01-31-2012, 01:26 AM
Who had less than a week on the "Mono leaves the EC" pool?

He ain't goin' nowhere:lol

Latarian Milton
01-31-2012, 06:12 AM
mono's decision of quitting has nothing to do with seppe, but with being pwned by m>s yet again imho. he'll be back though, i promise you n!ggas