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timvp
02-03-2012, 02:40 PM
The SpursTalk Bureau of Investigations (SBI) will call the NBA Forum home, even though it will police the entirety of SpursTalk. The purpose of the SBI is to catch violators of the SpursTalk FAQ (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93855) who talk about child sex or post personal information about other posters.

To ensure that there are no biases when applying the rules, we are paying a third party to enforce the new policies. His username is Omar and he will handle all investigations.

If you see violations of the ban on child sex talk or the ban on posting personal information about other posters, please private message Omar with a link to the offending post. You may be rewarded for your troubles.

Thank you.

Omar
02-03-2012, 02:40 PM
Hello. Please private message me with any concerns.

timvp
02-03-2012, 03:24 PM
I PM'd timvp my resignation 2 nights ago though.

Blood in, Blood out, fwiw.

DeadlyDynasty
02-03-2012, 03:26 PM
Blood in, Blood out, fwiw.

Ok, bossman. I think we all know the randomly chosen EC member to get booted out is me or mid...we're the only 2 you guys detest:lol

timvp
02-03-2012, 07:26 PM
we're the only 2 you guys detest:lol

I don't understand this emoing. You're like Kori's favorite poster and I've never had a bad word to say about you. Put down the razor blade. Thank you.

BlackSwordsMan
02-03-2012, 07:33 PM
snitch get found with the wrong name tags and get lost in the corners office

jag
02-03-2012, 07:33 PM
Is Omar homeless? What's going on around here?

ElNono
02-03-2012, 07:37 PM
welcome DP... I mean, Omar... :toast

Pelicans78
02-03-2012, 07:37 PM
Whatever happened to the EC?

jeebus
02-03-2012, 07:37 PM
Omar's back!

All is well in the world.

timvp
02-03-2012, 07:43 PM
You fog hats made the original Omar quit in record time :lmao

Had to regroup this thread.

DeadlyDynasty
02-03-2012, 07:48 PM
You fog hats made the original Omar quit in record time :lmao

Had to regroup this thread.

Are you shittin me?:rollin

Dex
02-03-2012, 07:48 PM
lol fog hats.

Derivative! Warning coming!

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-03-2012, 07:50 PM
so no more EC?

monosylab1k
02-03-2012, 07:50 PM
iMm1Wih0kug

DeadlyDynasty
02-03-2012, 07:53 PM
I don't understand this emoing. You're like Kori's favorite poster and I've never had a bad word to say about you. Put down the razor blade. Thank you.

Sorry, I was listening to Elliott Smith earlier and I was in an emo-depressive mood.

Did Kori really say that? She just gives me the silent treatment and I feel unwanted, unclean, and unworthy. I want to be loved.

jeebus
02-03-2012, 07:57 PM
Sorry, I was listening to Elliott Smith earlier and I was in an emo-depressive mood.

Did Kori really say that? She just gives me the silent treatment and I feel unwanted, unclean, and unworthy. I want to be loved.

tbh I enjoy your trolls. but I think I told you that before imo

timvp
02-03-2012, 08:01 PM
so no more EC?

I had to take it down to check whether the mods had access to posters' email addresses or IP addresses. They don't. I thought perhaps they did and that's how mavs>spurs has an enemy out there that knows everything about him.

But apparently, mavs>spurs just pissed off the wrong person :lol

Double-Up
02-03-2012, 08:05 PM
lol Omar

MavDynasty
02-03-2012, 08:18 PM
So can we say naughty words again, tbh?

DPG21920
02-03-2012, 08:37 PM
I'm just here to talk basketball.

Trainwreck2100
02-03-2012, 08:43 PM
sons i'm normally a pacifist but if i found out you snitch I will cut out your tongue and kill your family in front of you


God Bless

Dex
02-03-2012, 08:48 PM
So can we say naughty words again, tbh?

Doing so would be a violation of the SpursTalk FAQ, item 2.

Brazil
02-03-2012, 08:57 PM
Sorry, I was listening to Elliott Smith earlier and I was in an emo-depressive mood.

Did Kori really say that? She just gives me the silent treatment and I feel unwanted, unclean, and unworthy. I want to be loved.

everybody wants to be loved

manufan10
02-03-2012, 10:09 PM
You fog hats made the original Omar quit in record time :lmao

Had to regroup this thread.

:lmao

manufan10
02-03-2012, 10:10 PM
everybody wants to be loved

+1

DeadlyDynasty
02-03-2012, 10:11 PM
everybody wants to be loved

Amen, Brazil. Especially me, though...i'm a romantic

stretch
02-03-2012, 11:54 PM
You fog hats made the original Omar quit in record time :lmao

Had to regroup this thread.

too much work, keeping up with everything? :lmao

baseline bum
02-04-2012, 12:08 AM
You fog hats made the original Omar quit in record time :lmao

Had to regroup this thread.

Just what this country needs; another unemployed black man.

ElNono
02-04-2012, 12:09 AM
http://image.lyricspond.com/image/d/artist-don-omar/album-king-of-kings/cd-cover.jpg

jag
02-04-2012, 07:32 AM
Just what this country needs; another unemployed black man.

Baseline's been bringing the racist goods lately

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16492702/images/1317546203405.gif

baseline bum
02-04-2012, 01:58 PM
^ While it would be easy to blame culburn's nazi flood of last week for the inspiration, I was thinking more about Barkley's statement to the media when he blew out his knee for the last time.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 02:16 PM
Everybody likes the Nazi/KKK tact until they're on the other side of it. My amok sobered this bunch out, tootsweet. You had barrel's bottom knockin' on Ellis door getting their outrage on.

It was precious.

dunkman
02-04-2012, 03:31 PM
No more Kool, Culby & Lakaluva showtime . . .

dunkman
02-04-2012, 03:32 PM
http://image.lyricspond.com/image/d/artist-don-omar/album-king-of-kings/cd-cover.jpg

:lol

Bill_Brasky
02-04-2012, 03:37 PM
I couldn't be with a girl that has a kid or two because the more serious it gets they'll want you to be a "Father figure" to the little ones. Lol can't handle that I'm only 22 :)

djohn2oo8
02-04-2012, 03:40 PM
I couldn't be with a girl that has a kid or two because the more serious it gets they'll want you to be a "Father figure" to the little ones. Lol can't handle that I'm only 22 :)
That's why you just hit it and quit it. Or just have her on standby.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 03:57 PM
No more Kool, Culby & Lakaluva showtime . . .

You cried, bitched and bellyached until you finally got what you wanted.

redzero
02-04-2012, 04:06 PM
You cried, bitched and bellyached until you finally got what you wanted.

Too bad that crying, bitching and bellyaching didn't get you what you wanted.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:08 PM
Too bad that crying, bitching and bellyaching didn't get you what you wanted.

Red, gettin' his pussy & asshole on.

redzero
02-04-2012, 04:10 PM
:cry Pwease don't pink my butt buddy Koolaid_Man. :cry I'll even tell him to pay up on that bet. :cry

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:16 PM
^Please.

dunkman
02-04-2012, 04:26 PM
:lol

redzero
02-04-2012, 04:29 PM
:lol still begging

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:31 PM
^Please.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 04:31 PM
:lmao Cully is legitimately depressed some fuckstick he met on the internet can't start threads anymore.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:37 PM
^But, I take my solace in you being O & 43.

tee, hee.

redzero
02-04-2012, 04:41 PM
He has contributed to as many championships as you have.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:46 PM
He has contributed to as many championships as you have.

No. Uh, uh, daddy-O. He's O & 43!

redzero
02-04-2012, 04:48 PM
And so are you.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:51 PM
And so are you.

Nope. I got my 16 NBA World Titles. & I ain't giving 'em up for money, marbles, nor chalk.

redzero
02-04-2012, 04:53 PM
Nope. I got my 16 NBA World Titles. & I ain't giving 'em up for money, marbles, nor chalk.

You didn't do anything but sit down. You're lazy, and you're stupid. Do you think God is going to come down here and save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 04:58 PM
You didn't do anything but sit down. You're lazy, and you're stupid. Do you think God is going to come down here and save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.

Bryant thanked me on the evening of June 17, 2010. And I take that charge with equal amounts of both anticipation & determination.

That's right, Red, you know what's comin' next, fartface,,,

Let us proceed...

manufan10
02-04-2012, 05:02 PM
Nope. I got my 16 NBA World Titles. & I ain't giving 'em up for money, marbles, nor chalk.

Cleveland has that many titles?

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:03 PM
Kobe couldn't care less about you, Abel.

You're lazy and you're stupid. You're also a groveler and a beggar.

God doesn't save stupid people.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 05:07 PM
I'm glad Cully can take solace in my failure to win an NBA championship as I imagine there aren't very many things in his life he can take solace in :lol

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:09 PM
I'm glad Cully can take solace in my failure to win an NBA championship as I imagine there aren't very many things in his life he can take solace in :lol

Cue:

Kobe: 5

Duncan: 4

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:09 PM
Kobe couldn't care less about you, Abel.

You're lazy and you're stupid. You're also a groveler and a beggar.

God doesn't save stupid people.

Kobe granted on me 5 of the 16 NBA World Titles I hold. I don't forget that, Red.

I don't ever forget that.

Ever.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:10 PM
Kobe: 5

Duncan: 4

Don't charm me, Midst, I ain't in a charmin' mood.

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:10 PM
Don't charm me, Midst, I ain't in a charmin' mood.

Why is that?

Because Kool can't start threads?

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 05:10 PM
:lol Kobe wouldn't piss on you if you were dying in a fire

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:11 PM
His life must be pretty shitty if its only highlight is the number of championships some basketball team hundreds of miles away won.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:12 PM
I'm glad Cully can take solace in my failure to win an NBA championship as I imagine there aren't very many things in his life he can take solace in :lol

At least you had the decency to give up the MN. tact. Though I'd a never let ya rest. You're O & 43, and sweetheart you're going to see that thru to the end. You'll thank me someday for being stern with ya and making you bend over in the ranks.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:13 PM
His life must be pretty shitty if its only highlight is the number of championships some basketball team hundreds of miles away won.

That's 16.

Dex
02-04-2012, 05:14 PM
Nope. I got my 16 NBA World Titles. & I ain't giving 'em up for money, marbles, nor chalk.

Bandwagoning doesn't count. Everybody knows you aren't a real Laker fan.

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:15 PM
At least you had the decency to give up the MN. tact. Though I'd a never let ya rest. You're O & 43, and sweetheart you're going to see that thru to the end. You'll thank me someday for being stern with ya and making you bend over in the ranks..

He's takes solace in the fact his Patriots could possibly be 4 & 42 after tomorrow, unlike your Browns who are:

0

&

42

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:17 PM
Browns who are:

0

&

42

Please.

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:17 PM
:lol life is so shitty that he has to live vicariously through a bunch of strangers
:lol can't say how you contributed to any of the Lakers' championships

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:18 PM
Please.

You deny the Browns are 0 & 42?

Nobody gives a shit about pre-merger NFL championships.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:19 PM
:lol life is so shitty that he has to live vicariously through a bunch of strangers
:lol can't say how you contributed to any of the Lakers' championships

16 NBA World Titles.

You goddamn rights.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:20 PM
You deny the Browns are 0 & 42?

Yes.

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:20 PM
Yes.

How many Super Bowls have the Browns won?

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:21 PM
how many super bowls have the browns won?

0

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:21 PM
16 NBA World Titles.

You goddamn rights.

None of which you contributed to.

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:22 PM
0

There you go.

0 & 42.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 05:24 PM
At least you had the decency to give up the MN. tact. Though I'd a never let ya rest. You're O & 43, and sweetheart you're going to see that thru to the end. You'll thank me someday for being stern with ya and making you bend over in the ranks.
:lol what the fuck do you mean by "someday"? Once Kori and LJ no longer feel like pouring money into this site or for another reason it gets shut down, I'll never be interacting with you again.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:26 PM
:lol what the fuck do you mean by "someday"? Once Kori and LJ no longer feel like pouring money into this site or for another reason it gets shut down, I'll never be interacting with you again.

One day you'll turn around and I'll be there, and I'll have regained my tumescence and I'll have emptied my essence into your money maker.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:26 PM
There you go.

0 & 42.

No way.

midnightpulp
02-04-2012, 05:27 PM
One day you'll turn around and I'll be there, and I'll have regained my tumescence and I'll have emptied my essence into your money maker.

:sleep

The sex with DoK shtick has jumped a serious shark.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 05:27 PM
When is this gonna happen?

When am I gonna thank you for telling me to cheer for an NBA team I don't cheer for?

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:29 PM
:sleep

The sex with DoK shtick has jumped a serious shark.

Well, it ain't goin' nowhere if that's what you're hintin' at.

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:32 PM
One day Culburn will be dead, and nobody will be at his funeral, because nobody cares about an old man in a diaper who spends all his time on the internet message boards pretending to be a professional athlete.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:32 PM
When is this gonna happen?

When am I gonna thank you for telling me to cheer for an NBA team I don't cheer for?

When there is a crooked number to the left of the &. You'll say: "It's been 25 years since Cubby died at the age of 83, but, I'll never forget how he made me stand the gaffe and see it thru. And now I finally have an NBA World Title. Thanks, Cubby."

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 05:34 PM
What's sad is that you are 100% serious right now and think that's gonna happen. You seriously think there are valuable lessons in life to be learned from NBA fanhood :lmao

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:35 PM
What's sad is that you are 100% serious right now and think that's gonna happen. You seriously think there are valuable lessons in life to be learned from NBA fanhood :lmao

& you do as well. Otherwise, you'd give me nary the time of day.

LnGrrrR
02-04-2012, 05:36 PM
When there is a crooked number to the left of the &. You'll say: "It's been 25 years since Cubby died at the age of 83, but, I'll never forget how he made me stand the gaffe and see it thru. And now I finally have an NBA World Title. Thanks, Cubby."

:lol

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:39 PM
It's funny that a guy who chose to root for the most popular team in the league is trying to give others shit for actually siding with their home teams.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 05:39 PM
It's funny that a guy who chose to root for the most popular team in the league is trying to give others shit for actually siding with their home teams.
:lmao

I didn't even think of that part.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:43 PM
It's funny that a guy who chose to root for the most popular team in the league is trying to give others shit for actually siding with their home teams.

Not true. I'm making a youngster like DUNCAN live up to his convictions. Sure, the ringing 25 years after my death at 83 is a jocular aside, but, if say lightening strikes and the Suns win a ring next year, DUNCAN would be all over this burg puffin' his chest out. And I'd be right there documenting the moment.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:44 PM
:lmao

I didn't even think of that part.

My ass. You've been sniffin' after me since the AZ Central years. "Oh, Cubby is great." "Oh, Cubby hates the Suns, but, he knows whence he speaks." "Oh, Cubby, you really are impotent."

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:46 PM
I don't think DoK needs lessons in loyalty from a frontrunner.

If you actually stood by your home team instead of rooting for the Lakers, you might be able to talk. Until then, you have no room criticizing somebody else's fandom.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:49 PM
you have no room criticizing somebody else's fandom.

I ain't criticizing DUNCAN's fandom. As a much older man I am mentoring him in it.

redzero
02-04-2012, 05:52 PM
DoK doesn't need a front runner as a mentor.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 05:53 PM
DoK doesn't need a front runner as a mentor.

I can still fit the bill as the much older man then.

jag
02-04-2012, 07:12 PM
One day Culburn will be dead, and nobody will be at his funeral, because nobody cares about an old man in a diaper who spends all his time on the internet message boards pretending to be a professional athlete.

The Diaper

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 07:32 PM
Tbh if I ever have a mentor it'll prolly be someone who's actually had a white collar job at some point in his life :lol

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 07:49 PM
^I wanted to enter the Priesthood, but, it wouldn't fit.

redzero
02-04-2012, 07:49 PM
^I wanted to enter the Priesthood, but, it wouldn't fit.

:lol Why doesn't that surprise me?

BUMP
02-04-2012, 07:56 PM
Culburn i just did an intensive research session of the rosters of the 16 Laker championship teams but I didn't see your name anywhere?

:wtf

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:01 PM
Culburn i just did an intensive research session of the rosters of the 16 Laker championship teams but I didn't see your name anywhere?

:wtf

:rolleyes

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 08:03 PM
there's the white flag :rolleyes emoticon

jeebus
02-04-2012, 08:03 PM
culburn i just did an intensive research session of the rosters of the 16 laker championship teams but i didn't see your name anywhere?

:wtf

bump

jag
02-04-2012, 08:03 PM
:rolleyes

The Diaper

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:06 PM
there's the white flag :rolleyes emoticon

Please.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:06 PM
The Diaper

:rolleyes

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:07 PM
bump

:rolleyes

BUMP
02-04-2012, 08:08 PM
I'm just butterfly kissin' your balls, 'eppe.

When I rang last year you were the first one to come to mind :toast

After all the years of getting 0 & [whatever the stupid # is]'ed by a guy i've never met before on the internet, it was all worth it in the end. Still waiting on my ring to come in the mail though :depressed

jag
02-04-2012, 08:10 PM
I wonder which team Dale is going to bandwagon once the Lakers start missing the playoffs. I guess it won't matter because he'll disappear from here when they're no longer a winning team.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:16 PM
I'm just butterfly kissin' your balls, 'eppe.

When I rang last year you were the first one to come to mind :toast

After all the years of getting 0 & [whatever the stupid # is]'ed by a guy i've never met before on the internet, it was all worth it in the end. Still waiting on my ring to come in the mail though :depressed

You don't have to wait. You get yourself alone and you organize all the clutter in your mind (like those Disney cartoons where Donald Duck cleans up his mind)...then you open that file drawer that is labeled "Playoffs.2011", open it up to the entry where you was 15 down, no, not the ones from all those years before. Just that one from last playoff session. You play it back in your mind, slow.

Just like that.

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:17 PM
I wonder which team Dale is going to bandwagon once the Lakers start missing the playoffs. I guess it won't matter because he'll disappear from here when they're no longer a winning team.

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

redzero
02-04-2012, 08:42 PM
I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

No, you just lash out at everybody else's fandom when you are butthurt.

jeebus
02-04-2012, 08:49 PM
:rolleyes

:rolleyes

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 08:52 PM
No, you just lash out at everybody else's fandom

Thank you.

John Kramer
02-04-2012, 08:53 PM
You don't have to wait. You get yourself alone and you organize all the clutter in your mind (like those Disney cartoons where Donald Duck cleans up his mind)...then you open that file drawer that is labeled "Playoffs.2011", open it up to the entry where you was 15 down, no, not the ones from all those years before. Just that one from last playoff session. You play it back in your mind, slow.

Just like that.

Hello Giuseppe......I want to play a game

Years ago, you fought in some meaningless war to "protect" your country. Since then, it has jumbled your brain and you have wasted your life away by idolizing a group of men that don't even know you exist. Well today, you will get a chance to straighten out your priorities.

When you were overseas fighting in the war, you remember all those innocent civilians who sacrificed themselves for their country. If you want to escape the predicament you currently find yourself in, you must make your own sacrifice. Assembled before you is a chainsaw and a bucket. The rules to this game are quite simple. The human body is an amazing thing. It can lose up to 2 pints of blood before showing any signs of weakness. The key to getting past the door in front of you lies within your blood Giuseppe. You must shed 2 pints of blood before this door will be opened. You have 10 minutes to do so. Be quick though, because if you are not, this room will fill with something you should be familiar with: Agent Orange huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. If the time has passed and the proper amount of blood has not been shed, this room will become.......your grave!

Live or die Giuseppe. Make your choice.

*Click*

mavs>spurs
02-04-2012, 08:57 PM
:lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-04-2012, 08:58 PM
Hello Giuseppe......I want to play a game

Years ago, you fought in some meaningless war to "protect" your country. Since then, it has jumbled your brain and you have wasted your life away by idolizing a group of men that don't even know you exist. Well today, you will get a chance to straighten out your priorities.

When you were overseas fighting in the war, you remember all those innocent civilians who sacrificed themselves for their country. If you want to escape the predicament you currently find yourself in, you must make your own sacrifice. Assembled before you is a chainsaw and a bucket. The rules to this game are quite simple. The human body is an amazing thing. It can lose up to 2 pints of blood before showing any signs of weakness. The key to getting past the door in front of you lies within your blood Giuseppe. You must shed 2 pints of blood before this door will be opened. You have 10 minutes to do so. Be quick though, because if you are not, this room will fill with something you should be familiar with: Agent Orange huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. If the time has passed and the proper amount of blood has not been shed, this room will become.......your grave!

Live or die Giuseppe. Make your choice.

*Click*
:lmao

jeebus
02-04-2012, 08:58 PM
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao

MavDynasty
02-04-2012, 09:00 PM
:lmao

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 09:00 PM
:rolleyes

BlackSwordsMan
02-04-2012, 09:02 PM
Hello Giuseppe......I want to play a game

Years ago, you fought in some meaningless war to "protect" your country. Since then, it has jumbled your brain and you have wasted your life away by idolizing a group of men that don't even know you exist. Well today, you will get a chance to straighten out your priorities.

When you were overseas fighting in the war, you remember all those innocent civilians who sacrificed themselves for their country. If you want to escape the predicament you currently find yourself in, you must make your own sacrifice. Assembled before you is a chainsaw and a bucket. The rules to this game are quite simple. The human body is an amazing thing. It can lose up to 2 pints of blood before showing any signs of weakness. The key to getting past the door in front of you lies within your blood Giuseppe. You must shed 2 pints of blood before this door will be opened. You have 10 minutes to do so. Be quick though, because if you are not, this room will fill with something you should be familiar with: Agent Orange huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. If the time has passed and the proper amount of blood has not been shed, this room will become.......your grave!

Live or die Giuseppe. Make your choice.

*Click*:rollin

BlackSwordsMan
02-04-2012, 09:02 PM
:rolleyes

ass hole checked

Giuseppe
02-04-2012, 09:02 PM
ass hole checked

:rolleyes

BlackSwordsMan
02-04-2012, 09:03 PM
:rolleyes

Only pussies and assholes use emoticons

redzero
02-04-2012, 09:05 PM
Hello Giuseppe......I want to play a game

Years ago, you fought in some meaningless war to "protect" your country. Since then, it has jumbled your brain and you have wasted your life away by idolizing a group of men that don't even know you exist. Well today, you will get a chance to straighten out your priorities.

When you were overseas fighting in the war, you remember all those innocent civilians who sacrificed themselves for their country. If you want to escape the predicament you currently find yourself in, you must make your own sacrifice. Assembled before you is a chainsaw and a bucket. The rules to this game are quite simple. The human body is an amazing thing. It can lose up to 2 pints of blood before showing any signs of weakness. The key to getting past the door in front of you lies within your blood Giuseppe. You must shed 2 pints of blood before this door will be opened. You have 10 minutes to do so. Be quick though, because if you are not, this room will fill with something you should be familiar with: Agent Orange huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. If the time has passed and the proper amount of blood has not been shed, this room will become.......your grave!

Live or die Giuseppe. Make your choice.

*Click*

:lol

4>0rings
02-04-2012, 10:27 PM
Will said reward be blacking of a gray name?

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-06-2012, 01:39 PM
So if Omar's out who do we PM? I got my snitchin' shoes on and everything.

VBM
02-06-2012, 02:18 PM
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

The laughing's the best part :lol

cheguevara
02-06-2012, 03:27 PM
rats

Killakobe81
02-06-2012, 03:58 PM
I dont see how Omar (at least the Wire one) is associated with snitching. He did give up Bird, but that was due to the Barksdale crew getting biblical with their torture on his boy-toy ...Omar is no rat. He is just a homicidal-homesexual- with a penchant for shotguns, and whistling a farmer in the dell ...he would not co-sign witch hunts or snitching.

He would say "it's all in the game, yo. ALL in the game ..."

Bill_Brasky
02-06-2012, 05:10 PM
Hello Giuseppe......I want to play a game

Years ago, you fought in some meaningless war to "protect" your country. Since then, it has jumbled your brain and you have wasted your life away by idolizing a group of men that don't even know you exist. Well today, you will get a chance to straighten out your priorities.

When you were overseas fighting in the war, you remember all those innocent civilians who sacrificed themselves for their country. If you want to escape the predicament you currently find yourself in, you must make your own sacrifice. Assembled before you is a chainsaw and a bucket. The rules to this game are quite simple. The human body is an amazing thing. It can lose up to 2 pints of blood before showing any signs of weakness. The key to getting past the door in front of you lies within your blood Giuseppe. You must shed 2 pints of blood before this door will be opened. You have 10 minutes to do so. Be quick though, because if you are not, this room will fill with something you should be familiar with: Agent Orange huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. If the time has passed and the proper amount of blood has not been shed, this room will become.......your grave!

Live or die Giuseppe. Make your choice.

*Click*

:rollin

benefactor
02-06-2012, 06:23 PM
This troll is the absolute goods. I'm going to guess JamStone. He was able to consistently produce creative quality with Native American. This is similar on a creative level.

JamStone
02-06-2012, 08:48 PM
not me, but I agree, it's the goods

Killakobe81
02-06-2012, 09:11 PM
Was NA really you Jammie? If so, you have moved up even higher in my book.

LnGrrrR
02-06-2012, 09:34 PM
Was NA really you Jammie? If so, you have moved up even higher in my book.

Yup, Jam admitted to it awhile back. The Native American troll was pure goodness.

Accountant
02-07-2012, 05:20 PM
http://tinypic.com/hwj1xl.jpg

mavs>spurs
02-07-2012, 05:26 PM
I guess I'd log into a troll that doesn't have a pickle under it in order to make some posts too. No hard feelings here, mono.

monosylab1k
02-07-2012, 06:36 PM
I guess I'd log into a troll that doesn't have a pickle under it in order to make some posts too. No hard feelings here, mono.

:lol it was just a joke, brah. calm down.

m>s
02-07-2012, 07:09 PM
mono broke his words and returned just as he was supposed to do tbh, mono is predictable as fuck tbh

mavs>spurs
02-07-2012, 07:21 PM
No hard feelings here, mono.

DUNCANownsKOBE
02-07-2012, 07:36 PM
Audit my dick, bitch!

mavs>spurs
02-07-2012, 10:00 PM
:lol it was just a joke, brah. calm down.

no need to apologize or explain yourself for fear of retaliation bro. the indian boogeyman is away right now imho.

Monostradamus
02-07-2012, 11:18 PM
no need to apologize or explain yourself for fear of retaliation bro. the indian boogeyman is away right now imho.

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd403/djohn22/John.jpg?t=1312348070

mavs>spurs
02-07-2012, 11:20 PM
Why not post it under monosylab1k? :lol

Monostradamus
02-07-2012, 11:24 PM
I've always posted under a myriad of trolls. Why do u care now?

mavs>spurs
02-07-2012, 11:27 PM
These days I like one of your names in particular the best, just disappointed not to see you post under that name more often bro tbh.

cantthinkofanything
02-08-2012, 01:43 AM
These days I like one of your names in particular the best, just disappointed not to see you post under that name more often bro tbh.

I asked you to shut the fuck up. And no one gives a shit.

mavs>spurs
02-08-2012, 01:52 AM
I asked you to shut the fuck up. And no one gives a shit.

"asked" and me actually doing it are 2 different things bud. i would argue back with you but then i realized the level of a brain who would type what you just typed as an insult and suddenly i lost my appetite for such things to be honest.

Leetonidas
02-08-2012, 10:17 PM
Well this is still better than RealGM's rules. I enjoy their basketball discussion but I can't believe I received a warning for saying "you're dumb." :lmao

Koolaid_Man
02-20-2012, 08:56 PM
What a bunch of faggots


and Tyson *aka* The Accountant leads the gay chorus...check out his gay blood rap...:lol He represented that shit to tha OCT OakCliff fullest :lol

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lakaluva's mom
02-20-2012, 09:14 PM
http://ayfs.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/gay_terrorist.jpg

endrity
03-01-2012, 02:44 PM
Oh wow!!!! :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

This shit is getting intense. Lakaluva's mom... lol!!!

Riddler
03-01-2012, 08:30 PM
. And what lame ass takes a picture of himself. .
http://i.imgur.com/RxAZy.jpg

Bill_Brasky
03-01-2012, 10:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RxAZy.jpg

:lmao no fuckin way

manufan10
03-01-2012, 10:51 PM
Wow... who is that yellow fat fuck. And what lame ass takes a picture of himself. Was he too afraid that someone would capture that perfect figure of his or what.


http://i.imgur.com/RxAZy.jpg

:lmao

TE
05-09-2012, 08:45 PM
Potential pedophile alert tbh

spursncowboys
05-27-2012, 11:06 AM
what's the policy on dead baby jokes?

jeebus
05-27-2012, 12:55 PM
what's the policy on dead baby jokes?

Recommended tbh

A thread about them would be hilarious while it lasted.

Juggity
05-27-2012, 09:26 PM
{wrong thread}

Spurologist
06-14-2012, 11:47 PM
Is Omar's real name Omar?

Venti Quattro
06-14-2012, 11:50 PM
Is Omar's real name Omar?
His surname is Asik.

Fabbs
08-29-2012, 05:48 PM
TD has never wanted or needed brownoozing rigged refs or trades.

4 legit Championships >>>> zero.

:lol Food Stamps.

Lincoln
08-29-2012, 06:19 PM
lol having a whale gf^

Suspect
05-02-2013, 06:52 PM
Sup Omar

SpursIndonesia
05-02-2013, 08:39 PM
So, Lakaluva is REALLY a south asian descent guy ? :lol

Brazil
05-02-2013, 08:41 PM
:lol

Arnold Toht
06-23-2013, 09:52 PM
What happened to this guy?

Thread
06-23-2013, 10:01 PM
^ http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fmurrayabraham.jpg

AchillesHeel
06-24-2013, 03:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RxAZy.jpg

:lmao Narutoluva