question for club

[BUMP]

This is a hidden secret but sometimes i am too lazy to sit on the toilet so i shit in the shower and squish it down the drain with my toes, anyone else do this ? disgusting i know

[silverblk mystix]

craigslist rants and raves rehashed material....

[BlackSwordsMan]

I shit in the toilet and use my fingers to wipe my asshole in the shower and then use toilet paper after my shower to make sure I've gotten all the fecal matter.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Do I need to wash my hands if I just took a bath?

[thispego]

I have the same problem, I just had a colostomy bag installed, but it's a bitch to clean so it kinda defeats the purpose

[mavs>spurs]

^why not just remove the undeveloped fetal remnant of your tiny penis and get a pee bag too bro?

[4>0rings]

Sitting on the toilet is work?

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
:rollin

[4>0rings]

Work = force x distance

DeJuan Blair sits down with a force of 3,400 N and squats backwards 1.5 meters to sit down.

Work = 5,100 Joules =/= 0

The Joules of walking into the shower and shoving shit down the drain?

[BUMP]

i have worked on my flexibility to the point where i can just use my tongue

hmm i wasn't expecting that response

honestly i thought it was going to be hemann instead