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Pedobear1
02-09-2012, 05:11 PM
I was talking to a buddy of mine and we were considering how few advantages being a man offers...contrary to popular opinion....

Better job opportunities, better pay, higher evolved critical thinking and being less likely to think with my emotions rather than my brain....not having to give birth, being able to pee while standing up / laying down on my back...though some would argue that getting hit in the nuts is equal or perhaps greater pain than giving birth (for the women that go with ZERO DRUGS during the procedure, hats off to you,,,this doesn't apply to you)...so, outside of what I mentioned, what else do we have?

silverblk mystix
02-09-2012, 05:18 PM
no menstrual...

Can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die....

Taco
02-09-2012, 05:37 PM
no menstrual...

Can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die....



:lol

Leetonidas
02-09-2012, 05:41 PM
Less likely to get raped/murdered/trafficked

silverblk mystix
02-09-2012, 06:23 PM
Sex with a woman...

I know women can also do that...but there is something missing there...

stretch
02-09-2012, 06:26 PM
the fact that you aren't a woman

FromWayDowntown
02-09-2012, 06:39 PM
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Jacob1983
02-10-2012, 03:24 AM
Fewer choices when it comes to clothes and shoes

Bender
02-10-2012, 07:05 AM
Fewer choices when it comes to clothes and shoes
:tu I can't imagine having 35+ pairs of shoes in my closet...

Latarian Milton
02-10-2012, 08:49 AM
I was talking to a buddy of mine and we were considering how few advantages being a man offers...contrary to popular opinion....

Better job opportunities, better pay, higher evolved critical thinking and being less likely to think with my emotions rather than my brain....not having to give birth, being able to pee while standing up / laying down on my back...though some would argue that getting hit in the nuts is equal or perhaps greater pain than giving birth (for the women that go with ZERO DRUGS during the procedure, hats off to you,,,this doesn't apply to you)...so, outside of what I mentioned, what else do we have?

can't agree on that tbh. women are more preferable in the workforce today, though male workers are paid better in general. a good woman's workshop should be in the kitchen but according to last years census there were more working females then males in america, for the 1st time in history there were more working females then males per john&jeff's report.

Trainwreck2100
02-10-2012, 10:51 AM
can't agree on that tbh. women are more preferable in the workforce today, though male workers are paid better in general. a good woman's workshop should be in the kitchen but according to last years census there were more working females then males in america, for the 1st time in history there were more working females then males per john&jeff's report.

yep we are in a spot where corporations realized they can pay women less to do the same job. Women are the mexicans of the corporate world

clambake
02-10-2012, 11:00 AM
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

:lol

sonnytris
02-10-2012, 11:06 AM
Pee around corners ........................

mrsmaalox
02-10-2012, 01:25 PM
Fewer choices when it comes to clothes and shoes

Men's clothes are considerably cheaper too.

jimo2305
02-10-2012, 01:56 PM
being able to drive

Trill Clinton
02-10-2012, 05:15 PM
we don't have to deal with shit like this

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-12-20/1292876072992.gif

Jacob1983
02-10-2012, 05:45 PM
Worrying about upskirts and crossing your legs.

ALVAREZ6
02-10-2012, 11:04 PM
Men's clothes are considerably cheaper too.

Ehhhh.....I'm not so sure. Are you comparing apples to apples, AKA similar stores for both sexes? I've been in a couple of stores with ex-girlfriends and I was often surprised at how cheap things were compared to the same store's comparable men's clothes.

DeadlyDynasty
02-11-2012, 12:04 AM
Women are the mexicans of the corporate world

:rollin