Advantages of being a farm animal? [Archive]

tlongII

02-10-2012, 03:14 PM

You actually get complimented for being fat.

DMC

02-10-2012, 05:39 PM

Sex with Blazer fans

Jacob1983

02-10-2012, 05:55 PM

free food and shelter

clambake

02-10-2012, 06:02 PM

You actually get complimented for being fat.

is that how you seduce them? just kidding

Mr.Ed

02-10-2012, 06:13 PM

Being a stud.

Trainwreck2100

02-10-2012, 06:22 PM

you're not a woman

Tinystarz

02-10-2012, 08:26 PM

When men say they want to eat you out...they mean it.

The Reckoning

02-11-2012, 02:28 AM

none..because chances are youre a woman

Wild Cobra

02-11-2012, 03:16 AM

You don't die decrepit of old age. You die in your prime.