Jackie Chan vs Lakeshow Game thread

[WeNeedLength]

What. The. Fuck.

Just got home and Lin is doing this to the Lakers?

L:lolL

[jag]

Kirby wiping the bukkake from his slits and unpronounced chin.

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

LOL Lin busted Fisher's and Blake's ass tonight ....

[ivanfromwestwood]

i can already predict a reporter asking kobe "so do you know who lin is now?"x2

[ElNono]

34 points, all with his teammates doing nothing, per the usual.

MVP.

:lol 11-29
:lol 29 shots for 34 points, including 14 freebies
:lol 2nd Laker in shots taken is Blake with 11

[DeadlyDynasty]

and the Knicks just won their championship:lol

LA coasting and Knicks getting a sloppy second effort from the Lakers after the important win last night.

[pass1st]

http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/KnicksLinsanity1.jpg&h=300&w=600&zc=1

Lin is getting sponsorships if he keeps this up. Gotta get them Jeremy Lin shoes

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol 11-29
:lol 29 shots for 34 points, including 14 freebies
:lol 2nd Laker in shots taken is Blake with 11

exactly, Blake is the next best thing he has going for him, yet they still have 15 wins.

MVP

[DPG21920]

LOL Lin busted Fisher's and Blake's ass tonight ....

Because Kobe wouldn't step up like he should and guard him. There is no reason (age isn't an excuse, he was all defensive team last year).

"All I do is Lin, Lin, Lin" - Great shirt :lol

[jag]

The Yellow Mamba, sons... The Yellow Mamba

[Reck]

Saying he hadnt heard of Lin is not a diss ... reaching. did Brown diss him by saying he hadnt seen any "tape" of him?

I give the coach a pass.

He said he saw some of it but not much.

There isn't alot of tapes from him. But for Kobe to say he hadn't heard of him was stupid as fuck. Now, assuming he hadn't heard of him I'm pretty sure he has by now. Ass fucked. :lol

[Sense]

:lol Lakers
:lol Kobe

[DPG21920]

David Aldridge @daldridgetnt


The Lakers need a coLinoscopy.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Like Tebow, he thanks God, too..

God is back in style..

[lefty]

So what happened to the MSG bandwagon Kobe fans from the previous seasons ?

[ElNono]

exactly, Blake is the next best thing he has going for him, yet they still have 15 wins.

MVP

:lol choked on Asian semen
:lol Jackie Chan regulating the Mamba
:lol hail mary 3's
:lol 29 shots + loss

[ElNono]

Bynum for Lin.... do it Mitch!

[Banzai]

So what's happens to Carmelo, amare, Davis?

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol Like Tebow, he thanks God, too..

God is back in style..

So I guess this means he'll lose by 35 points in Minnesota tomorrow:rollin

[Reck]

What. The. Fuck.

Just got home and Lin is doing this to the Lakers?

L:lolL

Posters here, or simply put Lakers fans were all saying he was doing what he has been doing to shitty teams. They said lets see the Lakers game and see him fail.

I wonder if they still feel he's a chump feeding on lowly teams still. :lmao

[lefty]

Kobe must be regretting not signing that contract with that Chinese team

[jag]

How effing worthless is Carmelo Anthony's chubby ass?

[ElNono]

So what's happens to Carmelo, amare, Davis?

Nothing... this was the Knicks high point of the season... beating a mediocre Lakers team... now they'll go back into submission

[ElNono]

Anyways, time to go hate on Durant... gg

[Killakobe81]

Meh ... Lakers losing is no big surprise. TBh, wouldnt even warrant a LOL thread.

I just HATE the way we lose. We have too many players that are scrubs or 1 trick ponies ...

We need a PG, so when Kobe is struggling they can go elsewhere for a while and feed the bigs.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol choked on Asian semen
:lol Jackie Chan regulating the Mamba
:lol hail mary 3's
:lol 29 shots + loss

:lolat all the premature ejaculation from non-Laker fans. This is their Christmas:lol

Remember when Antawn Jamison and Corey Maggette had great games against Kobe and the Lakers too?


Congrats to the kid, but he's still asian in a black man's game and one regular season performance doesn't overcome that:lol

[Reck]

DD on hardcore denial right now. :lol

[jag]

he's still asian in a black man's game and one regular season performance doesn't overcome that

Well that was just rude.

[Killakobe81]

I give the coach a pass.

He said he saw some of it but not much.

There isn't alot of tapes from him. But for Kobe to say he hadn't heard of him was stupid as fuck. Now, assuming he hadn't heard of him I'm pretty sure he has by now. Ass fucked. :lol

how so? Would him not saying that changed the fact he owned Fisher and Blake?

[baseline bum]

:lol Like Tebow, he thanks God, too..

God is back in style..

Shit, is that why Manu keeps getting hurt? :depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

Well that was just rude.

I apologize.

[lefty]

lol Lakers pwned by a bitter Asian Naruto fan

[jag]

I apologize.

Apology accepted.

[WeNeedLength]

David Aldridge @daldridgetnt


The Lakers need a coLinoscopy.

Shit son the analysts are trolling lakerfans now. :lmao

[Killakobe81]

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:lol

LG up to it's old tricks again ...fuck this Im gonna watch a little of OKC/Jazz and play some 2k12 or watch some Netflix ...

We get anything out of Kobe or Bynum in that first quarter that is a win. We pissed away games vs. Sixers, Bucks, Pacers, bulls and now Knicks (though we were behind all game)

[WeNeedLength]

:lolat all the premature ejaculation from non-Laker fans. This is their Christmas:lol

Remember when Antawn Jamison and Corey Maggette had great games against Kobe and the Lakers too?


Congrats to the kid, but he's still asian in a black man's game and one regular season performance doesn't overcome that:lol

One? Try 4 in a row.... :lol

Lin shit all over Lakers and their fans, get over it, move on...

[Reck]

how so? Would him not saying that changed the fact he owned Fisher and Blake?

I was just pointing out the difference between Brown's take on Lin and Bryant's.

[TipsytheLurker]

The chinamen are conflicted tonight. They love themselves some Kirby but watched one of their country men drop a load on kirby's black yet Asian face.

[HarlemHeat37]

Don't know why DD is getting defensive..

Lakers's struggles aren't the main story here, it's obviously Lin..

He may turn out to be a scrub, long-term, but as of now, he has the most points of any player in NBA history in his first 4 starts IIRC..also, along with Lebron, he's the only player to put up 20-5 and over 50% for 4 straight games, this season..

[midnightpulp]

Blow these Lakers up. The fucking Knicks held them under 90 points. Pathetic.

Can't blow anything up with 38% shooting taking up near that percentage of the Lakers payroll.

And hey, let's revisit your TOSB litmus test again, shall we?

[DeadlyDynasty]

One? Try 4 in a row.... :lol

Lin shit all over Lakers and their fans, get over it, move on...

Don't fuck with me tonight, faggot. I'll slit your wife's throat and fuck her in the new hole, then I'll sell your children into slavery.


Kobe is the MVP. Deal with it.

[ElNono]

:lolat all the premature ejaculation from non-Laker fans. This is their Christmas:lol

Please, it's been Christmas since The Skunker. This is Comedy Central, tbh.

[DPG21920]

Because Kobe wouldn't step up like he should and guard him. There is no reason (age isn't an excuse, he was all defensive team last year).
l

Anything?

[Capt Bringdown]

Kobe on the receiving end of one of the most spectacular shamings in NBA history.

[Giuseppe]

Please, it's been Christmas since The Skunker. This is Comedy Central, tbh.

The Skunker!!!

[BanditHiro]

Anything?

speechless probably so i'll answer for them

Kerby: 5

Duncan:4

DUNCAN: 1

[Reck]

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:lol

LG up to it's old tricks again ...fuck this Im gonna watch a little of OKC/Jazz and play some 2k12 or watch some Netflix ...

We get anything out of Kobe or Bynum in that first quarter that is a win. We pissed away games vs. Sixers, Bucks, Pacers, bulls and now Knicks (though we were behind all game)

Is LakersGround a freeboard? And by free I mean like Zetaboard ect..

A board where you have to pay for a server cannot go down as much. Its impossible.

[pass1st]

lol, it's like a zoo in this forum with the lin hype. kid played good, just hope he continues that way

[Giuseppe]

speechless probably so i'll answer for them

Kerby: 5

Duncan:4

DUNCAN: 1

No, it's:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

DUNCAN: 1

[baseline bum]

It'll be interesting to see if this guy can be starting material long-term.

[DMC]

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[WeNeedLength]

Don't fuck with me tonight, faggot. I'll slit your wife's throat and fuck her in the new hole, then I'll sell your children into slavery.


Kobe is the MVP. Deal with it.

Don't jump bro. You got so much to live for. Well, not the Lakers anymore. They kind of suck now... :lmao

[TipsytheLurker]

lol, it's like a zoo in this forum with the lin hype. kid played good, just hope he continues that way

Lin is irrelevant. But it was fun watching him drop his load on Kirby's face while Kirby had no response other than poor shots and an interesting fear of guarding Lin down the stetech.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't jump bro. You got so much to live for. Well, not the Lakers anymore. They kind of suck now... :lmao

Hey man, please don't call the authorities on me, I won't do any of that to your family.

Sometimes I just lose control of my emotions and bodily functions and it's not a pretty sight.

[DMC]

Kobe spends the 2nd half climbing out of the hole he put himself in during the first half, and still the media portrays him as a baller.

[WeNeedLength]

Hey man, please don't call the authorities on me, I won't do any of that to your family.

Sometimes I just lose control of my emotions and bodily functions and it's not a pretty sight.

Why don't you just have your name rebadged with the red colors and hop back on that wagon??? I thought it was pussified of you earlier but now it would make sense...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why don't you just have your name rebadged with the red colors and hop back on that wagon??? I thought it was pussified of you earlier but now it would make sense...

Oh I'm still a Heat fan. Just a Kobe fan first.

[DPG21920]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=awwojnarowski_jeremy_lin_knicks_lakers_0 21112

"Jeremy Lin: Even Kobe bows to his star power"


Twenty-four hours earlier, Bryant had been bemused over this Lin story. He wanted details, wanted to know the fuss. “Well, he’s got to deal with me now,” Bryant said. Somehow, Lin did. Another crescendo for him, another staggering performance in a week where he had gone for 25 points and seven assists, 28 and eight and 23 and 10.

Here came the Lakers, and here was Lin popping 3-pointers and twisting layups and free throw upon clutch free throw. Here came Lin to stop Kobe, and yes, stop the NBA cold.

[DPG21920]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=awwojnarowski_jeremy_lin_knicks_lakers_0 21112

"Jeremy Lin: Even Kobe bows to his star power"


Twenty-four hours earlier, Bryant had been bemused over this Lin story. He wanted details, wanted to know the fuss. “Well, he’s got to deal with me now,” Bryant said. Somehow, Lin did. Another crescendo for him, another staggering performance in a week where he had gone for 25 points and seven assists, 28 and eight and 23 and 10.

Here came the Lakers, and here was Lin popping 3-pointers and twisting layups and free throw upon clutch free throw. Here came Lin to stop Kobe, and yes, stop the NBA cold.

[DPG21920]

Twenty-four hours earlier, and Kobe Bryant had been bemused over the Jeremy Lin story. Kobe always came to the Garden, and always had his way.

And now, the fourth quarter, the victory, the storyline, the thunder tumbling down onto the Garden floor belonged to the improbable, incredible Jeremy Lin. “Enjoy it,” Bryant would say late in the locker room. “They’ll receive judgment next season.”

This was Bryant’s grudging show of respect, his way of acknowledging this kid had become worth seeking a measure of revenge. The greatest player on the planet had come to obliterate the mythology of Jeremy Lin, and only played a part in growing it. Everyone left Madison Square Garden a little dazed on Friday night, a little stunned and perhaps no one so much as Jeremy Lin himself.

[Spur_Fanatic]

What a sore loser, lol.

[Ashy Larry]

Lakers suck