View Full Version : Kobe Bryant appreciation thread.
21_Dickings
02-10-2012, 10:53 PM
C'mon, haters, give it up for the Mamba. Now I realize that a 33 year old scoring 30+ points in a game is a foreign concept to you fat neck Spurs fans (what did Jim average at that age again?), but you can at least put down the quadruple cheeseburger and 64 oz milkshake for a moment and type in reply, giving the greatest of his generation some well deserved props. Be sure to wipe your keyboard down after. Would hate for the grease and trans-fats that leak from your fingers to ruin it. :hat
lol
now go crawl back to your tiny hole.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 10:54 PM
I'll start it off:::
Kobe: 5
tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
DUNCAN: 1
Best 30 percent SG ever, mad props.
I'll start it off:::
Kobe: 5
tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
DUNCAN: 1
Wow you're purty
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 10:56 PM
Wow you're purty
Just checkin' assholes.
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 10:56 PM
lol
now go crawl back to your tiny hole.
:lol 3-4 years and they still fall for it
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 10:57 PM
21D, despite his pathetic performance tonight I would like to renew my membership to the BDC.
and yes...Kobe is the GOAT
Just checkin' assholes.
Are they lavender like you?
BanditHiro
02-10-2012, 10:59 PM
he got outscored by an Asian...
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 10:59 PM
the shit is pathetic..Kobe one of the oldest cats out there on a b2b and yet the only one playing with heart...you losers can cry he shoots too much all day if you like but he's doing the right thing...From Paussy Gasol, to Blake and all those other fuckers out there looking like shit...I say fuck em...shoot the shit outta that rock Kobe...Blake is a fucking disgrace...how do you make it to the league and then act scared to play...Why can't he just fucking trick himself into believing he's good since he made it to the league...I've never seen that level of open fear to shoot the fucking ball since Kwame Brown asked Kobe not to pass it to him...this shit is insane....
the shit is pathetic..Kobe one of the oldest cats out there on a b2b and yet the only one playing with heart...you losers can cry he shoots too much all day if you like but he's doing the right thing...From Paussy Gasol, to Blake and all those other fuckers out there looking like shit...I say fuck em...shoot the shit outta that rock Kobe...Blake is a fucking disgrace...how do you make it to the league and then act scared to play...Why can't he just fucking trick himself into believing he's good since he made it to the league...I've never seen that level of open fear to shoot the fucking ball since Kwame Brown asked Kobe not to pass it to him...this shit is insane....
Koolaid_Man (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058)
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:00 PM
Are they lavender like you?
Nope. Just assholes.
Nope. Just assholes.
So I saw all the begging and whoring you were doing for your boy, did any of that translate to you getting your lipstick?
midnightpulp
02-10-2012, 11:03 PM
the shit is pathetic..Kobe one of the oldest cats out there on a b2b and yet the only one playing with heart...you losers can cry he shoots too much all day if you like but he's doing the right thing...From Paussy Gasol, to Blake and all those other fuckers out there looking like shit...I say fuck em...shoot the shit outta that rock Kobe...Blake is a fucking disgrace...how do you make it to the league and then act scared to play...Why can't he just fucking trick himself into believing he's good since he made it to the league...I've never seen that level of open fear to shoot the fucking ball since Kwame Brown asked Kobe not to pass it to him...this shit is insane....
Kobe's kinda like you, tbh. You're showing heart right now, reppin' after a loss. Luva is the Bynum of your crew. Disappears when things get tough. And cubby of course is Jeannie Buss. The old constant.
I'll start it off:::
Kobe: 5
tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
DUNCAN: 1
I'll add another for you Cul..
Lin shitting on the Lakers deeply: 1
baseline bum
02-10-2012, 11:04 PM
So do Laker fans miss Phil Jackson yet? LMAO seeing them shit on him last season.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:05 PM
I'll add another for you Cul..
Lin shitting on the Lakers deeply: 1
:rolleyes
ElNono
02-10-2012, 11:06 PM
:lol 3-4 years and they still fall for it
:lol
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 11:06 PM
Kobe's kinda like you, tbh. You're showing heart right now, reppin' after a loss. Luva is the Bynum of your crew. Disappears when things get tough. And cubby of course is Jeannie Buss. The old constant.
www.getoffLuva'sDick.com
my noogah out waxing some pussy...it's a Friday night...and yes I will be getting mine in about 5 more hrs :lol
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 11:07 PM
So do Laker fans miss Phil Jackson yet? LMAO seeing them shit on him last season.
He was going through the motions, and more power to him:lol
You can't get blood from a stone, tbh. Rupp, Riley, Smith, Brown, Williams, Auerbach, and Jackson combined couldn't squeeze anymore points out of the chickenfeed we have at players 4-14. Duke University could beat this team going away sans LAL's top 3).
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 11:10 PM
I'll add another for you Cul..
Lin shitting on the Lakers deeply: 1
Lin "ain't" shit...it's just beginners Chinese luck..the year of the fortune cookie or some shit....Steve Blake and old man Fisher...hardly competition to make your name off of...let me see him do it in the play-offs against the likes of Rondo, Rose, or Wade...his fortune cookie eating ass should fade soon...
:rolleyes
http://gyazo.com/185616d7ec7823a7097f61e68d271fec.png (http://gyazo.com/185616d7ec7823a7097f61e68d271fec.png)
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:12 PM
http://gyazo.com/185616d7ec7823a7097f61e68d271fec.png (http://gyazo.com/185616d7ec7823a7097f61e68d271fec.png)
:rolleyes
midnightpulp
02-10-2012, 11:13 PM
Lin "ain't" shit...it's just beginners Chinese luck..the year of the fortune cookie or some shit....Steve Blake and old man Fisher...hardly competition to make your name off of...let me see him do it in the play-offs against the likes of Rondo, Rose, or Wade...his fortune cookie eating ass should fade soon...
No sale. He made his name, with a career high, against one Kobe Bryant.
www.getoffLuva'sDick.com (http://www.getoffLuva%27sDick.com)
my noogah out waxing some pussy...it's a Friday night...and yes I will be getting mine in about 5 more hrs :lol
So he's swinging by your place in 5 hours?
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 11:15 PM
No sale. He made his name, with a career high, against one Kobe Bryant.
We have bigger fish to fry :hat
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 11:16 PM
So he's swinging by your place in 5 hours?
dropping off a coupla dime pieces tbh
We have bigger fish to fry :hat
Elaborate please..
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 11:21 PM
Elaborate please..
bend over and I'll commence the elaboration
baseline bum
02-10-2012, 11:22 PM
He was going through the motions, and more power to him:lol
You can't get blood from a stone, tbh. Rupp, Riley, Smith, Brown, Williams, Auerbach, and Jackson combined couldn't squeeze anymore points out of the chickenfeed we have at players 4-14. Duke University could beat this team going away sans LAL's top 3).
It's the team that won 57 games last season minus Odom. There is no way Jackson couldn't get more out of that team. All Brown does is run Bryant into the ground and give him the greenlight to shoot. There's no way Jackson doesn't get something out of McRoberts. The Lakers offense looks like the same incompetent shit Brown ran in Cleveland, and it shouldn't with talented bigs like Gasol and Bynum.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:22 PM
Make him bleed, Kool!!!
bend over and I'll commence the elaboration
Well at least the pinking allowed you to finally come out of the closet without shame.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:24 PM
Well at least the pinking allowed you to finally come out of the closet without shame.
Only pussies & assholes cite the pinking of a member.
Only pussies & assholes cite the pinking of a member.
I've been called an asshole before so I'll take that.
midnightpulp
02-10-2012, 11:24 PM
Make him bleed, Kool!!!
Bleed?
He's the one bleeding. Kool is irate tonight. I have never seen him huffing and puffing like this after a loss. But I commend him for standing up and keeping his light on. Unlike that faggot Luva.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:25 PM
Bleed?
He's the one bleeding. Kool is irate tonight. I have never seen him huffing and puffing like this after a loss. But I commend him for standing up and keeping his light on. Unlike that faggot Luva.
At least he didn't quit like you did after Duncan got benched.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:26 PM
I've been called an asshole before so I'll take that.
You got nary other choice, dad.
midnightpulp
02-10-2012, 11:27 PM
At least he didn't quit like you did after Duncan got benched.
I didn't quit. I called the team out.
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 11:28 PM
It's the team that won 57 games last season minus Odom. There is no way Jackson couldn't get more out of that team. All Brown does is run Bryant into the ground and give him the greenlight to shoot. There's no way Jackson doesn't get something out of McRoberts. The Lakers offense looks like the same incompetent shit Brown ran in Cleveland, and it shouldn't with talented bigs like Gasol and Bynum.
That's it, we're not running enough plays for McRoberts! That's what's been holding us back:lol
GMAFB...you can't make chicken salad outta chicken shit, and that's what LA has players 4-14.
Artest, Blake, Barnes, Fish are also a year older too. Blake and Fish shouldn't be in the league, Artest is still good defensively, but Barnes and him are complete dogshit on offense.
Goudelock is the only player outside of the Top 3 with the potential to be anything more than a turd,
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2012, 11:29 PM
Make him bleed, Kool!!!
I'mm gonna pull his hair while making em bleed...here's how it's going down...
MBz6KcFJ4Ag
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:29 PM
I didn't quit. I called the team out.
My ass. You took a fit & quit. Then you came crawlin' back.
You got nary other choice, dad.
Come up with something better then that ''sepp
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:29 PM
I'mm gonna pull his hair while making em bleed...here's how it's going down...
MBz6KcFJ4Ag
Gary Neal
baseline bum
02-10-2012, 11:31 PM
That's it, we're not running enough plays for McRoberts! That's what's been holding us back:lol
GMAFB...you can't make chicken salad outta chicken shit, and that's what LA has players 4-14.
Artest, Blake, Barnes, Fish are also a year older too. Blake and Fish shouldn't be in the league, Artest is still good defensively, but Barnes and him are complete dogshit on offense.
Goudelock is the only player outside of the Top 3 with the potential to be anything more than a turd,
:rollin
So Odom and Shannon Brown are the difference between being a title contender and a piece of shit team? Are you fucking serious?
midnightpulp
02-10-2012, 11:33 PM
My ass. You took a fit & quit. Then you came crawlin' back.
Nope. Didn't quit. I kept my light on.
Giuseppe
02-10-2012, 11:34 PM
Nope. Didn't quit. I kept my light on.
You quit on your Spurs. It's okay. You came crawlin' back right away.
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 11:34 PM
:rollin
So Odom and Shannon Brown are the difference between being a title contender and a piece of shit team? Are you fucking serious?
We didn't contend for shit last year.
All we've done since then is give up the 6MOY, age another year, and sign a bunch of nondescript white guys. Do you really not see the fall off?
baseline bum
02-10-2012, 11:35 PM
Of course I see the fall off; the Lakers replaced maybe the greatest coach of all-time with a complete moron.
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 11:41 PM
Of course I see the fall off; the Lakers replaced maybe the greatest coach of all-time with a complete moron.
ahh, yes...if only we had a coach who would sit on his timeouts when the opponent is going on a 15-0 run, or give his players condescending looks during the 3 timeouts he calls all game. What a difference it would make!
This team didn't respond to Phil last year...they're old, slowing down, and hurting for offense. It was a great run, but it's done.
baseline bum
02-10-2012, 11:43 PM
You're really serious? The team averaged 101.5 PPG last season.
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 11:47 PM
You're really serious? The team averaged 101.5 PPG last season.
What the fuck case are you trying to make? Seriously? They were SWEPT IN THE SECOND ROUND, AND SINCE THEN THEIR ROSTER HAS BECOME INFINITELY WORSE. Gone are the only 2 bench players who did anything, including the 6MOY.
Pau is older, no longer motivated, and just vaginal on most nights (save for the Celtic game). Barnes and Artest give you nothing offensively.
If you think Phil Jackson makes this pile of shit a contender then you SERIOUSLY overrate the value of coaching.
Mike Brown sucks, but he would need to be God to fix this shit.
baseline bum
02-10-2012, 11:55 PM
You're really overrating Shannon Brown. Losing Odom for nothing was a blow, but losing an offense that played to Gasol's strengths is worse.
DeadlyDynasty
02-10-2012, 11:58 PM
You're really overrating Shannon Brown. Losing Odom for nothing was a blow, but losing an offense that played to Gasol's strengths is worse.
Yeah, cause Gasol really manned up when we needed him to.:lol
He's an aging, uncircumcised euro with zero motivation. Burning some incense and meditating for 45 minutes every practice won't change that.
I'll email Mike Brown though and put in a good word for Josh McRoberts.
Calispursfan11
02-11-2012, 06:03 PM
It has become a sad day in hell now for Kobe and the Lakers. I feel so sorry for the Lakers that I can't even bring myself to root against Kobe anymore. It's a solemn act to watch Kobe play now in the twilight of his career but still balling as best he can while teammates drop around him like flies. Artest old, fat, unproductive and bearing a new name. Fisher's ass having grown too large to slide defensively or guard undrafted D Leaguers. Matt Barnes, just not that good. Walton riding the pines and Richard Jefferson's pole. Pau crying over his worth. It's like the end of the movie "300" where all hope is lost but King Leonidas keeps fighting on until the bitter end.
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 07:11 PM
^:rolleyes
Rummpd
02-11-2012, 09:59 PM
Don't (fully) agree with this but it is a fun read on a point that comes up every year:
"Kobe isn't having a bad year, averaging 29.3 PPG, 5.8 RPG and 5.4 APG with a PER of 25.47, but there's more to those statistics than meets the eye.
Sure, Kobe's leading the league in scoring, but he's doing so by also leading the league in field-goal attempts with a whopping 599 on the year. Just to help put that number into perspective, the next closest player to Kobe is sharp-shooter Kevin Durant, who's put up 494 field-goal attempts on the year.
The absurd amount of shots that Kobe's jacked up this year wouldn't be an issue if the Lakers were dominating their competition, but they're not—which is in large part due to the offensive production that Kobe takes away from other players on the Lakers roster, like Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol.
In addition to taking offensive production away from his teammates, Kobe's crazy amount of field-goal attempts is an issue because he's shooting at 44.4 percent from the field this year, which isn't anything to call home about.
Kobe's field-goal percentage of 44.4 ranks 70th overall in the NBA this season"
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1059429-kobe-bryant-why-the-black-mamba-is-the-most-overrated-player-in-the-nba
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 10:02 PM
Don't (fully) agree with this but it is a fun read on a point that comes up every year:
I'll grant ya its alot funner to take now that its 5-4 Kobe over the shit bag Duncan.
tee, hee.
mavs>spurs
02-11-2012, 10:05 PM
Jordan 6
Kobe 5
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 10:05 PM
Jordan 6
Kobe 5
Fine. You use that one. I'm stickin' with:::
Kobe: 5
tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
DUNCAN: 1
mavs>spurs
02-11-2012, 10:11 PM
Jordan 6
Kobe 5
Only pussies and assholes take pride in 2nd place
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 10:12 PM
Only pussies and assholes
I'm a trend setter.
I set trends.
mavs>spurs
02-11-2012, 10:15 PM
Look at you, content with 5-4 when you know he real battle is at::
Jordan 6
Kobe 5
Look at ya, all proud of yourself. You look like a black guy showing off his shiny rims, content as fuck living in section 8.
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 10:20 PM
Look at you, content with 5-4
Yep, 5-4, Kobe over the shit bag Duncan is my contentment.
mavs>spurs
02-11-2012, 10:20 PM
taking solace in anything but first is pussy. you know damn well jordan and his 6 are the end of the line
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 10:24 PM
taking solace in anything but first is pussy. you know damn well jordan and his 6 are the end of the line
Fine. You do that one.
I got:::
Kobe: 5
tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
DUNCAN: 1
mavs>spurs
02-11-2012, 10:26 PM
what is the duncan: 1 for anyway?
besides the point though, you contradict yourself all too much. act like somebody and follow your own advice, being satisfied with 5-4 is weak whenever jordan 6 kobe 5 is the beast you've never been able to conquer.
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 10:32 PM
what is the duncan: 1 for anyway?
besides the point though, you contradict yourself all too much. act like somebody and follow your own advice, being satisfied with 5-4 is weak whenever jordan 6 kobe 5 is the beast you've never been able to conquer.
That how many votes DUNCAN got when the little dickens tried to overthrow me with Bill 8.
mavs>spurs
02-11-2012, 10:57 PM
you want me to go in there and change my vote? i can prolly rally a few more supporters too. act like somebody
wanggi
02-11-2012, 11:03 PM
But...Coldbee is Rapist + Wife cheater + teammate traitor + MSP + Dirty Player.:wow
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 11:10 PM
you want me to go in there and change my vote? i can prolly rally a few more supporters too. act like somebody
You do what you want to do. Don't come to me looking for your conscience.
Anybody that sits on that fuckin' thing is an asshole.
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 11:11 PM
But...Coldbee is Rapist + Wife cheater + teammate traitor + MSP + Dirty Player.:wow
& you're O & 43!!!
wanggi
02-11-2012, 11:14 PM
Jordan 6
Kobe 5
Only pussies and assholes take pride in 2nd place
Best post in this week.
Poor Cubby.:depressed
Giuseppe
02-11-2012, 11:15 PM
Best post in this week.
Poor Cubby.:depressed
& you're O & 43!!!
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