Compare SpursTalk posters to NBA players..

[HarlemHeat37]

This should be interesting, tbh..

HarlemHeat and DPG: Lebron and Wade..opposing posters love to see us fail and reach in their attacking arguments..despite the fact that we bring solid takes and we're just here to talk basketball, we're always caught in the crossfire..

Mono: Yao Ming..he's popular amongst the mainstream audience, he was a star performer at his peak, but he's been done for a minute..like the Chinese government ruined Yao, M>S ruined Mono..

Bump: Tim Duncan..consistency, never took credit and shied away from the attention(examples like rejecting the EC nominations)..

Jamstone: Kobe Bryant..like Kobe, he still brings the goods once in a while, but in his prime, a HOF poster that always received too much credit from the masses..

Mavs>Spurs: Dennis Rodman..HOFer, constantly in conflict with upper management..an abundance of legendary defensive performances..

Lakaluva: Eddy Curry..had 1 or 2 good years with potential, then let himself waste away..he is currently irrelevant..

Cheguevara: 2012 Eduardo Najera..

Timmy2Zo: Jeremy Lin..feel good story of the year..

Culburn: Ron Artest..once a dominant poster that could troll anybody..reached a level of contentment once Kobe reached #5, which dissolved any trace of ability that remained in his old body..he changed his name to Giuseppe and became a caricature of his former self..

[LnGrrrR]

I don't know Harlem... I think you're more like Paul Pierce. Your troll game isn't spectacular but it gets the job done, and you've been around for long enough to know the regulars inside and out.

[BlackSwordsMan]

harlem is like shaq nigga needs to retire and stop making threads

[djohn2oo8]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets shitted on by the entire forum.

[LnGrrrR]

LnGrrrR = Steve Nash - white guy that married a wetback woman and knocked her up

Thanks for exposing yourself troll :lol

[Ace]

Culburn has been bringing the goods since the pinking, seeking vengeance revived him imo...

[Sportstudi]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets shitted on by the entire forum.

:tu

[mavs>spurs]

Rogue = jamal crawford. Sick moves and capable of bloading your chode and going off for 50 at any given moment, but usually chooses to suck ass. (Except as of late)

[Spur_Fanatic]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets shitted on by the entire forum.

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Rogue = jamal crawford. Sick moves and capable of bloading your chode and going off for 50 at any given moment, but usually chooses to suck ass. (Except as of late)


mavs>spurs = john amechi...dude has gay stamped on his forehead and sauteed to his lips...

dmc = popeye jones ugly as fuck....


dpg = mugsy bouges :lol

midget = spudd webb :lol

harlemheat = reggie evans who likes to grab onto niggras nuts while they hooping

ace = tim duncan meaning he likes to get tatted where tramps do...

mono = david robinson...lips so big he gots to suck a mean dick...

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't know Harlem... I think you're more like Paul Pierce. Your troll game isn't spectacular but it gets the job done, and you've been around for long enough to know the regulars inside and out.


i take you for a brent barry type....willing to let your teammate spend the weekend at your house with your family while you go fishing...

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets shitted on by the entire forum.


i'm like tony paker...i will smash your wife lil homie...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

:tu

i'm also like gary neal...i won't take no for an answer...i don't give a fuck if you're vomiting or shitting out diarrhea shots...

[mavs>spurs]

kool aid man = richard jefferson :lol

[MavDynasty]

Lol what an attention seeking faggot.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Kool Aid = Mo Williams

As bad as that, but with Kobe, not Lebron.

[Koolaid_Man]

kool aid man = richard jefferson :lol


actually i would be like steve kerr, mark price, jeff hornacek, john stockton all rolled up into one...with the skin tone and drive of kevin johnson...and the heart of Kobe with the smoothness of hakeem....:toast

i'm a complex dude

[mavs>spurs]

Kool you know you can't hoop you look too effeminate to hoop

[Ace]

He's pinked :lmao

[InK]

kool aid man = richard jefferson :lol

[pass1st]

http://2013cheapjerseys.com/pic/NBA-Women-Los-Angeles-Lakers--2324-Kobe-Bryant-pink-Jersey-9177-35226.jpg

[djohn2oo8]

i'm like tony paker...i will smash your wife lil homie...:lol
Who is Tony Paker? Noticed the fact that you being pinked didn't change the lack of your spelling skills. :lmao

[monosylab1k]

:lol Harlem usin my name to keep relevant
:lol so asshurt he had to welch on our bet

[djohn2oo8]

Kool is actually more like Hasheem Thabeet. No game on or off the court.

[Fpoonsie]

Harlem=J.R. Smith...liable to explode on niggas at any moment, but ruins it all as soon as he presumably does a bastardized C-walk around his efficiency apartment following a post he's especially proud of.

stretch=Carlos Boozer...simply puts in work, but so unflashy, you'd hafta actively search for his contributions in order to appreciate his greatness

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

Goran Dragic=Goran Dragic...had a run where he was unstoppable, ruthlessly leavin posters in his wake, hated by each and every Spur fan...and then all but disappeared.

BUMP=Mo Williams...can't keep track of him, but still keeps lightin' guys up from outta nowhere

mavs>spurs=Gilbert Arenas...was once unstoppable, but now just a ghost of what he once was, constantly tryin to make a name for himself. Prolly'll end up Plaxico'n his dick off in a vacant parking lot one day.

[jeebus]

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.


:lmao

[mavs>spurs]

Harlem=J.R. Smith...liable to explode on niggas at any moment, but ruins it all as soon as he presumably does a bastardized C-walk around his efficiency apartment following a post he's especially proud of.

stretch=Carlos Boozer...simply puts in work, but so unflashy, you'd hafta actively search for his contributions in order to appreciate his greatness

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

Goran Dragic=Goran Dragic...had a run where he was unstoppable, ruthlessly leavin posters in his wake, hated by each and every Spur fan...and then all but disappeared.

BUMP=Mo Williams...can't keep track of him, but still keeps lightin' guys up from outta nowhere

mavs>spurs=Gilbert Arenas...was once unstoppable, but now just a ghost of what he once was, constantly tryin to make a name for himself. Prolly'll end up Plaxico'n his dick off in a vacant parking lot one day.

on the contrary, i'm the reigning poster of the month and winner of this award 2 of the past 3 months. you're just a butthurt little fuckboy who can't keep my name out of his mouth and tries to make a name for himself off me :lol

[mavs>spurs]

i'm michael mothafuckin jordan..i was unstoppable, took some time off while banned (like jordan got kicked out for gambling) and came back and resumed pwning asses, dominating legends like stockton and malone (picklebreath and picklebreath jr)

[Calispursfan11]

The Asian posters remind me of Jeremy Lin or Mengke Bateer.

[Riddler]

i'm michael mothafuckin jordan..i was unstoppable, took some time off while banned (like jordan got kicked out for gambling) and came back and resumed pwning asses, dominating legends like stockton and malone (picklebreath and picklebreath jr)
Kinda hard to "pwn asses" when you never stick around for the fight, per the usual, par the course.

[Koolaid_Man]

i'm michael mothafuckin jordan..i was unstoppable, took some time off while banned (like jordan got kicked out for gambling) and came back and resumed pwning asses, dominating legends like stockton and malone (picklebreath and picklebreath jr)

negro please...loose some weight 'big daddy Tyson' :lol

Tyson fat boy


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[redzero]

Okay, Kool has used his gay jokes and YouTube videos, which is basically all of his material.

[Riddler]

Okay, Kool has used his gay jokes and YouTube videos, which is basically all of his material.
:lmao

[z0sa]

i tend to associate posters with their teams' players..

Harlem - Tim Duncan.. all around poster, some great moments but mostly known for his consistency..

culburn - magic johnson .. obviously has an STD, constantly assisting other lakerfans, even to his own detriment

deadlydynasty - KB24 - a lot of game, a lot of great moments.. but is his best behind him?

koolaid_man - luke walton.. pink gayboy who never had game, no flash, and far overpaid most of his career

m>s - dirk.. dirty mofo whose game is deceptively unflashy but that only contributes the level of butthurt he causes..

lngrr - paul pierce.. once again, not flashy but gets the job done exceptionally well..

mono - jason kidd.. had his best era individually a LOOOONG ass time ago.. still does work occasionally, and his greatness cant be denied..

dok - charles barkley.. never gave a fuck but consistently showed superstar talent.. shows up to training camp fat as fuck (IE being a jew) but hypocritically called others out ..

z0sa - gary neal.. solid, fearless roleplayer whose past is greatly exaggerated by a few..

timvp is reserved MJ status IMHO, especially considering his unsure semi-retirement during the illness...

[Riddler]

i tend to associate posters with their teams' players..

Harlem - Tim Duncan.. all around poster, some great moments but mostly known for his consistency..

culburn - magic johnson .. obviously has an STD, constantly assisting other lakerfans, even to his own detriment

deadlydynasty - KB24 - a lot of game, a lot of great moments.. but is his best behind him?

koolaid_man - luke walton.. pink gayboy who never had game, no flash, and far overpaid most of his career

m>s - dirk.. dirty mofo whose game is deceptively unflashy but that only contributes the level of butthurt he causes..

lngrr - paul pierce.. once again, not flashy but gets the job done exceptionally well..

mono - jason kidd.. had his best era individually a LOOOONG ass time ago.. still does work occasionally, and his greatness cant be denied..

dok - charles barkley.. never gave a fuck but consistently showed superstar talent.. shows up to training camp fat as fuck (IE being a jew) but hypocritically called others out ..

z0sa - gary neal.. solid, fearless roleplayer whose past is greatly exaggerated at times..

timvp is reserved MJ status IMHO, especially considering his unsure semi-retirement during the illness...
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Okay, Kool has used his gay jokes and YouTube videos, which is basically all of his material.


hey Lil Red...or should I call you Chili Red...why don't you let me give you a table shower...I tell you man..when I hit your butt crack with that warm water you'll feel like you're in hog heaven man...:lol

beOrTjSAMbc

[redzero]

Thank you for proving my point.

[rayjayjohnson]

m>s = yi jianlian

[Koolaid_Man]

Thank you for proving my point.


wont cha let me give you a tip much bigger than a quarter :lol

[Riddler]

wont cha let me give you a tip much bigger than a quarter :lol
Like LeBron, you only have 3 quarters to your name.

[mavs>spurs]

fpoonsie is lamar odom...stupid as shit and "why don't ppl love me :cry"

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Harlem usin my name to keep relevant
:lol so asshurt he had to welch on our bet

http://www.haagendazs.com/img_db/pro/pro_vai_101.jpg

[Giuseppe]

No thanks. These type threads are always bad for me.

[benefactor]

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

:lol

[Killakobe81]

Harlem gives himself too much credit ... If DPG is Lebron Harlem is Bosh, not Wade ...

[BRHornet45]

sons I'm just assuming that I'm like that dude Marco Belinelli or maybe even the greatest Spur of ALL TIME ... Dennis Rodman

[ChrisRichards]

Harlem= Retired Shaq...used to be really good but now that he's washed up he tries to be relevant by spitting up some stupid shit

killakobe=ray allen...nothing too flashy but he goes to work on this board on a consistent basis. classy guy

culburn= old, white and a real motherfucker. a legend, nuff said

lnggrr=shawn respert...a scrub

cobbler=paul pierce...a pure cunt, wheelchair ridin faggot.

dmc=charles oakley...not too popular with the kids but he's a dirty old bastard, in a good way.


koolaid man= mo williams (cavs version) drama queen, all flash no substance.

lefty=dwight howard...funny like dwight

mono=d. wade...performs at the highest stage


lakaluva=stacey augmon=dudes always reaching

brhornets=chris paul...annoying little fucker but you have to give him his props, he always delivers in clutch.

[Killakobe81]

Harlem= Retired Shaq...used to be really good but now that he's washed up he tries to be relevant by spitting up some stupid shit

killakobe=ray allen...nothing too flashy but he goes to work on this board on a consistent basis. classy guy

culburn= old, white and a real motherfucker. a legend, nuff said

lnggrr=shawn respert...a scrub

cobbler=paul pierce...a pure cunt, wheelchair ridin faggot.

dmc=charles oakley...not too popular with the kids but he's a dirty old bastard, in a good way.


koolaid man= mo williams (cavs version) drama queen, all flash no substance.

lefty=dwight howard...funny like dwight

mono=d. wade...performs at the highest stage


lakaluva=stacey augmon=dudes always reaching

brhornets=chris paul...annoying little fucker but you have to give him his props, he always delivers in clutch.

:lol

[Fpoonsie]

on the contrary, i'm the reigning poster of the month and winner of this award 2 of the past 3 months.

Lulz. "Hood nigga" claiming "poster of the month" swag. Is that how you keep your street cred elevated 'mongst tha 44?


you're just a butthurt little fuckboy who can't keep my name out of his mouth and tries to make a name for himself off me :lol

Lulz. (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131088&page=28)

[mavs>spurs]

yeah any real man would have scoffed that response ":cry my beer is too hard to open :cry" grow some balls chump

[Fpoonsie]

get off my balls man. damn.

[mavs>spurs]

you came out of left field tryin to make a name off me by saying i'm past my prime homie, your scroll button broke? tell you what, you grow some balls first then i'll get off em.

[Fpoonsie]

you came out of left field tryin to make a name off me by saying i'm past my prime homie, your scroll button broke? tell you what, you grow some balls first then i'll get off em.

Uh...I actually referenced SEVERAL people. You're just the only one who can't help but leave traces of period blood spotting post after post.


:cry but, but, I'm poster of the month :cry

[mavs>spurs]

yep i'm poster of the month?

[Fpoonsie]

For a 2-time posting champ, you sure seem oddly concerned w/ what I think.

[mavs>spurs]

i'm not concerned?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

*ahem*

[jag]

i'm like tony paker...i will smash your wife lil homie...:lol

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

Harlem= Retired Shaq...used to be really good but now that he's washed up he tries to be relevant by spitting up some stupid shit

killakobe=ray allen...nothing too flashy but he goes to work on this board on a consistent basis. classy guy

culburn= old, white and a real motherfucker. a legend, nuff said

lnggrr=shawn respert...a scrub

cobbler=paul pierce...a pure cunt, wheelchair ridin faggot.

dmc=charles oakley...not too popular with the kids but he's a dirty old bastard, in a good way.


koolaid man= mo williams (cavs version) drama queen, all flash no substance.

lefty=dwight howard...funny like dwight

mono=d. wade...performs at the highest stage


lakaluva=stacey augmon=dudes always reaching

brhornets=chris paul...annoying little fucker but you have to give him his props, he always delivers in clutch.

ChrisRichards, still pissed off that he doesn't know what time zones are lol

[JamStone]

Kori Ellis = Violet Palmer. A woman in a world of obnoxious, loud men. But right or wrong, she makes the calls that put those men in check.

[ChrisRichards]

ChrisRichards, still pissed off that he doesn't know what time zones are lol
Nah dude. We cool.:toast

[LnGrrrR]

Nah dude. We cool.:toast

If you say so. :toast Although if I'm Shawn Respert, that must make you... Thabeet?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kori Ellis = Violet Palmer. A woman in a world of obnoxious, loud men. But right or wrong, she makes the calls that put those men in check.

Violet Palmer is a dumb bitch though...

[Killakobe81]

Violet Palmer is a dumb bitch though...

agree that is an insult Jam, i like the premise but violet sucks balls

[ChrisRichards]

If you say so. :toast Although if I'm Shawn Respert, that must make you... Thabeet?
I don't know. Thabeet still has potential. I never had one. I'm more of a Jack Haley.

[JamStone]

Violet Palmer is a dumb bitch though...

:lol

For the record, your words, not mine.

None of the comparisons are exact. I gave the reason for the comparison so that's not what I was comparing. :p:

[dirk4mvp]

I give myself Monta Ellis

[Fpoonsie]

^:lol

Surprisingly clever.

[Samuel Eto'o]

This whole forum = Richard Jefferson.

God you are all faggots. Im done.

[jag]

This whole forum = Richard Jefferson.

God you are all faggots. Im done.

:cry

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol killakobe..that nigga constantly tells me how I'm the greatest, now he's hating, tbh..

:lol ChrisRichards, once my protege, backhanded compliment..I'll take Shaq though, I'm honored..

[Killakobe81]

:lol killakobe..that nigga constantly tells me how I'm the greatest, now he's hating, tbh..

:lol ChrisRichards, once my protege, backhanded compliment..I'll take Shaq though, I'm honored..

What you got against Bosh?! he was better than Lebron in the clutch last Finals ...:lol

Real talk though I would say you more like VC you once electrified the place now you trying to ride DPG's coattails to the title. :rollin

And like VC you are a borderline HOfer you probably get my vote because you have had some Leaping over Fred Weiss moments, but there are others who may block your entrance. :toast

[MavDynasty]

IYHO who gets into the NBA forum hall of fame?

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol I've always admired DPG, even when you had me on top, he's the best of all-time IMO..

[DMC]

I would compare everyone here to Harold Miner. None of you are as good as you think you are, no one would recognize you on the street and most of you are unemployed.

[HarlemHeat37]

I'm a big DMC fan, too, as I've said before..

I don't understand the hate, he provides the goods on a consistent basis IMO..

[Bruce Wayne]

DMC is Antoine Walker. I don't think any explanation is needed for that.

[DMC]

DMC is Antoine Walker. I don't think any explanation is needed for that.
I still say the Batman Trolligy is the shittiest yet, and I miss the Che trolligy.

[Bruce Wayne]

I still say the Batman Trolligy is the shittiest yet, and I miss the Che trolligy.
And the forum still votes you the shittiest poster on this site. You're not even a troll, you just suck at posting. Everytime you try to be funny, it ends up like this

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/506555/naterob.gif

[DMC]

And the forum still votes you the shittiest poster on this site. You're not even a troll, you just suck at posting. Everytime you try to be funny, it ends up like this

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/506555/naterob.gif

Wow you're really sensitive about the Batman fail eh?

[Bruce Wayne]

Wow you're really sensitive about the Batman fail eh?
When you apply for jobs, do you list spurstalk as previous employment?

[DMC]

When you apply for jobs, do you list spurstalk as previous employment?

I don't apply for jobs. Jobs apply for me.

[DMC]

dmchink, where should i go in north texas for the white bass run brah

Trinity river if it's moving, get out of the shitfest part though.

Check out the Alabama rig too. It's been killing stripers and hybrids, no doubt it will kill the sandies too.

[Bruce Wayne]

I don't apply for jobs. Jobs apply for me.

Says the 14,000 posts in two years.

[DMC]

Says the 14,000 posts in two years.

Tell me more.

[DMC]

which part? trinity is pretty damn big brah

Anywhere a bridge crosses the Trinity I think and there should be decent fishing there. If you're in a boat, just put in anywhere you can and troll some small crankbaits or curly tail grubs.

[mavs>spurs]

the thing that works best for me is rooster tails imho

[DMC]

the thing that works best for me is rooster tails imho

I use those too if I am wade fishing, but i remove the treble and use a single hook for better hookups and easier to remove. I prefer the Blue Fox inline spinners however, all silver.

[DPG21920]

:lol

[ChrisRichards]

:lol killakobe..that nigga constantly tells me how I'm the greatest, now he's hating, tbh..

:lol ChrisRichards, once my protege, backhanded compliment..I'll take Shaq though, I'm honored..
It pains me to say that but you were once the MDP on this board and you've fallen so hard lately. I hope you pick it up though, no one dominates like you when you were on your prime.

[HarlemHeat37]

It pains me to say that but you were once the MDP on this board and you've fallen so hard lately. I hope you pick it up though, no one dominates like you when you were on your prime.

Can't disagree, tbh, the motivation is no longer there, at the moment..

The playoffs will be a different animal, if Lebron and the boys come through, tbh..

[midnightpulp]

I'm also in the DMC fanclub. His smug style is highly entertaining to watch in action.

[jag]

I'm also in the DMC fanclub. His smug style is highly entertaining to watch in action.

I agree. Over time he's grown on me... kind of like a wart.


I'd like to think of myself as the Ricky Davis of the forum.

Lots of raw talent, and I can do this every once in awhile:

-KM_ryXXjA8

...but for the most part I just don't care.

[Leetonidas]

I'm also in the DMC fanclub. His smug style is highly entertaining to watch in action.

:tu

I've been saying for awhile, DMC is my favorite poster :lol old mother fucker :lol

[Kewni Leonard]

Jamstone: Kobe Bryant..like Kobe, he still brings the goods once in a while, but in his prime, a HOF poster that always received too much credit from the masses..

You're as cold as ice.

[Koolaid_Man]

CLASSSIC

[Clipper Nation]

Kool is current-day Allen Iverson.... a broke-ass volume poster who is incredibly desperate to stay relevant....

[hater]

Kool is Steve Frachise post retirement :lol

[FkLA]

Im Manu Ginobili tbh. One of the greatest winners of all-time.

m>s=John Amaechi cause he aint sniffing no pussy, just his dogs dick. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Thunderup is Robert Swift.... a prime candidate for meth addiction, living in squalor....

[Killakobe81]

This was a good thread ...

Harlem promised to return to his former glory if Lebron rang ...but im still waiting he has dome nice subtle troll jobs, but still not in prime HH form.
DPG has been less active as well. I think a Lakers/Spurs series is EXACTLY what this place needs ...

[Brazil]

I see myself as Boris Diaw

[jjktkk]

Kool is current-day Allen Iverson.... a broke-ass volume poster who is incredibly desperate to stay relevant....

China accepts our NBAs rejects, wonder if they can accept our Sports forums rejects.