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TheLakaluvaLibrary
02-14-2012, 03:39 PM
Greetings all,

Lakaluva asked that I share his Valentine ode to Kool with the forum.

PINK

Know this, my Kool
My heart didn't sink
Nor did it break
When I saw you were pink

Quite the contrary
Rather, my chest fluttered
My soul surged with joy
As your new color
Forced my eyes not to blink

And now I can't help but think
How much more beautiful you are
Now that you're pink

Like the sky at sundown
Hand painted by angels
A sight beyond beholding
Beyond what can be expressed in ink

But I try anyway, letter by letter
Word by word
In hopes of getting my feelings for you
Properly in sync

To orchestrate our merging
Two bodies linked, harmonious
Together as one
As my cock slides between your ass
And enters your stinky pink


I love you, baby

- Lakaluva

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 03:40 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao!!!!!!

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 03:41 PM
^Beautifully written, could only be a cubby troll? :wow

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 03:42 PM
^I don't do troll accounts.

It's my religion.

Punchy
02-14-2012, 03:42 PM
Gotta be Jamstone.

Punchy
02-14-2012, 03:42 PM
^I don't do troll accounts.

It's my religion.

The poem is quite nice, dont you think?

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 03:43 PM
nope, that's definitely cubby trolling luva and kool. do i sense tension among the homo circle? :wow

djohn2oo8
02-14-2012, 03:45 PM
:lmao:rollin:rollin

Landon Donofag
02-14-2012, 03:46 PM
:rollin:rollin

DeadlyDynasty
02-14-2012, 03:49 PM
holy shit:rollin Jam or mid with the goods:rollin

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 03:51 PM
cubby got all uppity ever since he got purp'ed. other day i caught him belittling someone for having a grey name, and now he's making trolls to write his poetry? :wow

manufan10
02-14-2012, 04:17 PM
:lmao

Spur_Fanatic
02-14-2012, 04:27 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0Kw5kmxspEOzow7u4oa9YnVE1iHq-xSQ_8ELAKuY4o0RUU7Wbk_AsJ3RScQ

ElNono
02-14-2012, 04:34 PM
:lmao

Tiago Splitter
02-14-2012, 04:38 PM
:lmao Good work Culburn!

Trill Clinton
02-14-2012, 04:41 PM
:lmao:rollin:rollin

who's the broad in your sig?

Spur_Fanatic
02-14-2012, 04:46 PM
who's the broad in your sig?

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 04:58 PM
:lmao Good work Culburn!

Please.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 04:59 PM
cubby got all uppity ever since he got purp'ed. other day i caught him belittling someone for having a grey name, and now he's making trolls to write his poetry? :wow

Never said such.

& I don't do trolls.

It's my religion.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:01 PM
who's the broad in your sig?

She is so pretty it makes my heart ache like Kori does.

redzero
02-14-2012, 05:02 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if this is Dale's doing. He is a backstabber.

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 05:03 PM
Never said such.

& I don't do trolls.

It's my religion.

not doing colored names was also your religion until the other day you pointed out a grey poster and laughed at him

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:05 PM
not doing colored names was also your religion until the other day you pointed out a grey poster and laughed at him

Never did such.

& I don't do colored names.

It's still my religion.

Trill Clinton
02-14-2012, 05:05 PM
She is so pretty it makes my heart ache like Kori does.


she got a nice ass and cute features. i'm hoping she's a pornstar so I can look up some of her work.

*continues to wait for a name*

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:05 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if this is Dale's doing. He is a backstabber.
This is true. I heard tell he went turncoat on Kool. That's the word in the barrio.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:05 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if this is Dale's doing. He is a backstabber.

Please.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:06 PM
This is true. I heard tell he went turncoat on Kool. That's the word in the barrio.

Please.

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 05:06 PM
All i know is nobody else i know could write such a well written (and hilarious) poem except for the Cubster

redzero
02-14-2012, 05:07 PM
First, he called Kori a pussy and an asshole.
Next, he gets purple'd even though he claimed that he doesn't do colored names.
Finally, he hides behind a troll and mocks his butt buddies in front of everyone.

Dale, have you no shame?

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:09 PM
First, he called Kori a pussy and an asshole.
Next, he gets purple'd even though he claimed that he doesn't do colored names.
Finally, he hides behind a troll and mocks his butt buddies in front of everyone.

Dale, have you no shame?

First, I made no distinction.
Next, I don't do colored names. It's my religion.
Finally, I don't do trolls, it's my religion.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:10 PM
All i know is nobody else i know could write such a well written (and hilarious) poem except for the Cubster

Please.

redzero
02-14-2012, 05:10 PM
First, I made no distinction.

So you admit that you called Kori a pussy and an asshole?

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 05:11 PM
the proof is in the pudding bud. you're hands down the best and most creative writer this board has ever seen. glad to see you seeing the light and realizing those 2 jackoffs for what they are. you're a better man now, you may lose those 2 if they find out but you gain me as a friend.

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:12 PM
Vh8GK4i06W0

I found Kool...

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:13 PM
So you admit that you called Kori a pussy and an asshole?

Did I stutter?

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:14 PM
the proof is in the pudding bud. you're hands down the best and most creative writer this board has ever seen. glad to see you seeing the light and realizing those 2 jackoffs for what they are. you're a better man now, you may lose those 2 if they find out but you gain me as a friend.

You'll grow old, gray and die before I'd ever turn my back on my Luva, or Kool.

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:15 PM
You'll grow old, gray and die before I'd ever turn my back on my Luva, or Kool.
But he won't turn purple.

And we already know the score:

Kool: Pink

Culby: Purple

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 05:16 PM
that's what you say now, but who wrote that poem? it has your fingerprints all over it brah. didn't think anyone would catch that?

redzero
02-14-2012, 05:16 PM
Did I stutter?

It's a yes or no question. Did you call Kori a pussy and an asshole? Yes or no?

TheLakaluvaLibrary
02-14-2012, 05:16 PM
tee, hee

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 05:16 PM
But he won't turn purple.

And we already know the score:

Kool: Pink

Culby: Purple

:lmao:lmao

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:17 PM
Also, did you strike a plea bargain to get the Purple and Kool get the Pink?

manufan10
02-14-2012, 05:21 PM
tee, hee

He's a trendsetter.

He sets trends.




:lol

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:22 PM
It's a yes or no question. Did you call Kori a pussy and an asshole? Yes or no?

Asked & answered. I made no distinction. I did not stutter.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:22 PM
Also, did you strike a plea bargain to get the Purple and Kool get the Pink?

:rolleyes

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:24 PM
:rolleyes
Oh you sly motherfucker you. You did. Butter wouldn't melt in your fucking mouth.

If I had the bond you claim to have, I would have demanded that I be pinked as well as a show of solidarity, but instead you go the other way. It's like the father of a cancer kid growing a mullet and bragging to the bald kid.

mavs>spurs
02-14-2012, 05:25 PM
Also, did you strike a plea bargain to get the Purple and Kool get the Pink?

all that complaining about the EC, and all the sudden Cubby of all people gets colored :rolleyes

if that ain't suspicious then i dunno what is

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:27 PM
all that complaining about the EC, and all the sudden Cubby of all people gets colored :rolleyes

if that ain't suspicious then i dunno what is
He put on a good show for the forum though, like the donkey lady, he sucked the head of Satan's cock and "woe is me" it was until he showed up in new attire.

Now he's somebody, a Cosa Nostra.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:27 PM
that's what you say now, but who wrote that poem? it has your fingerprints all over it brah. didn't think anyone would catch that?

My poems never rhyme.

It's my religion.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:27 PM
all that complaining about the EC, and all the sudden Cubby of all people gets colored :rolleyes

if that ain't suspicious then i dunno what is

I don't do colored names.

It's my religion.

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:29 PM
I don't do colored names.

It's my religion.
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redzero
02-14-2012, 05:29 PM
Asked & answered.

I asked you a yes or no question. You did not answer with yes or no, which means that you did not answer the question I asked.


I made no distinction.http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188963


What'd I do, screw it up again? Only pussies & assholes do polls, but, if you're Kor I. Ellis you're exempted by the Castleberry Waiver.
dis·tinc·tion

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3. a discrimination made between things as different; special regard or favoritism:



I did not stutter.You did lie, however.

So, let's see: you called Kori a pussy and an asshole behind her back. You then backtracked and qualified by saying that it's okay to make polls only if Kori does it. You then lied and claimed that you made no distinction.

You can start posting "Please" over and over again now, because you just got destroyed yet again.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:31 PM
I asked you a yes or no question. You did not answer with yes or no, which means that you did not answer the question I asked.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188963


dis·tinc·tion

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3. a discrimination made between things as different; special regard or favoritism:


You did lie, however.

So, let's see: you called Kori a pussy and an asshole behind her back. You then backtracked and qualified by saying that it's okay to make polls only if Kori does it. You then lied and claimed that you made no distinction.

You can start posting "Please" over and over again now, because you just got destroyed yet again.

I made no distinction.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:32 PM
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I don't colored names.

Its my religion.

redzero
02-14-2012, 05:35 PM
I made no distinction.

:lol Oh, is that what you are going to keep posting over and over again?

Did you exempt Kori from being a pussy and an asshole for making polls, yes or no?

:rollinThis dude is still lying about not making a distinction even though I just linked to a thread of him doing just that.

Have you no shame, Dale?

DMC
02-14-2012, 05:37 PM
I don't colored names.

Its my religion.
Before you were gifted the Purple for a plea bargain, you went out and found you a license plate for an avatar with a colored name.

Own it.

WeNeedLength
02-14-2012, 05:37 PM
My poems never rhyme.

It's my religion.

I was going to believe you until you went and wrote this.

I think you should just go ahead and tell the world.

Unless, of course, you've been caught red handed and now your backpedaling trying to reply to every post claiming this has anything to do with you. :lmao

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:38 PM
:lol Oh, is that what you are going to keep posting over and over again?

Did you exempt Kori from being a pussy and an asshole for making polls, yes or no?

:rollinThis dude is still lying about not making a distinction even though I just linked to a thread of him doing just that.

Have you no shame, Dale?

I made no distinction.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:39 PM
Before you were gifted the Purple for a plea bargain, you went out and found you a license plate for an avatar with a colored name.

Own it.

:rolleyes

redzero
02-14-2012, 05:41 PM
I asked you a yes or no question. You did not answer with yes or no, which means that you did not answer the question I asked.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188963


dis·tinc·tion

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3. a discrimination made between things as different; special regard or favoritism:


You did lie, however.

So, let's see: you called Kori a pussy and an asshole behind her back. You then backtracked and qualified by saying that it's okay to make polls only if Kori does it. You then lied and claimed that you made no distinction.

You can start posting "Please" over and over again now, because you just got destroyed yet again.

Since Dale is bent on lying, I will ask you, posters of SpursTalk, this question: based on the evidence provided, was a distinction made?

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 05:42 PM
Since Dale is bent on lying, I will ask you, posters of SpursTalk, this question: based on the evidence provided, was a distinction made?

I made no distinction.

ElNono
02-14-2012, 06:21 PM
who's the broad in your sig?

Kristina Rose (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristina_Rose)

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 06:36 PM
^Damn, she's not as pretty there. I knew I shouldn't a looked. GD it.

midnightpulp
02-14-2012, 06:44 PM
Beautiful poem, Culburn. Massively homosexual (which of course is the correct form considering the two faggots you were writing about), but well written nonetheless.

Giuseppe
02-14-2012, 07:03 PM
Beautiful poem, Culburn. Massively homosexual (which of course is the correct form considering the two faggots you were writing about), but well written nonetheless.

You too, Midst? Really?

:rolleyes

LnGrrrR
02-14-2012, 07:36 PM
First, I made no distinction.
Next, I don't do colored names. It's my religion.
Finally, I don't do trolls, it's my religion.

Your religion gets more complicated by the day.

DMC
02-14-2012, 07:43 PM
Culby apologetics tbh

Koolaid_Man
02-14-2012, 08:05 PM
:lol Oh, is that what you are going to keep posting over and over again?

Did you exempt Kori from being a pussy and an asshole for making polls, yes or no?

:rollinThis dude is still lying about not making a distinction even though I just linked to a thread of him doing just that.

Have you no shame, Dale?

I think Kori is a massive sexy pussy...a very very sexy pussy cat...

Spursfan092120
02-14-2012, 08:07 PM
Epic..simply epic