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stretch
02-16-2012, 01:22 PM
Dirk is a motherfucker.

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Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 01:23 PM
Yeah, quittin' there for a half-dozen games did him a world of good.

rayjayjohnson
02-16-2012, 01:53 PM
you should;t talk about quittin'

jus' sayin'

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 01:55 PM
^Where was you last nite?

tee, hee.

Kewni Leonard
02-16-2012, 02:19 PM
42% in the Finals, was it? Not exactly on his shoulders, innit?

jjktkk
02-16-2012, 02:45 PM
Yeah, quittin' there for a half-dozen games did him a world of good.

If only he would of quit last year in the playoffs.

tee, hee.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 02:50 PM
^8

stretch
02-16-2012, 02:53 PM
42% in the Finals, was it? Not exactly on his shoulders, innit?

http://journelog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/butt.jpg
http://image.lyricspond.com/image/h/artist-hurt/album-hurt-vol-1/cd-cover.jpg

jjktkk
02-16-2012, 02:54 PM
^8

1 on 5= another playoff exit.

jjktkk
02-16-2012, 02:55 PM
http://journelog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/butt.jpg
http://image.lyricspond.com/image/h/artist-hurt/album-hurt-vol-1/cd-cover.jpg



WTF stretch? :lol

stretch
02-16-2012, 02:57 PM
1+1=?

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 03:19 PM
1 on 5= another playoff exit.

As long as you exit too I can live with it.

jjktkk
02-16-2012, 03:29 PM
As long as you exit too I can live with it.

It would suck, but being a fan of the Lakers and the Suns must have you constantly reaching for the Maalox bottle.

z0sa
02-16-2012, 03:33 PM
agreed. Dirk proved all his doubters wrong, and goddamn were there a ton of em

nothing but respect for the Big German

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 03:35 PM
It would suck, but being a fan of the Lakers and the Suns must have you constantly reaching for the Maalox bottle.

I'm also a fan of the Spurs. And you're right, I'm constantly reaching for the Prilosec.

NRHector
02-16-2012, 03:40 PM
I'm also a fan of the Spurs. And you're right, I'm constantly reaching for the Prilosec.

but you said that you don't defend your fandom that is not your religion, which one is it?

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 03:52 PM
Yeah, quittin' there for a half-dozen games did him a world of good.

You've no room. Your Mamba quit too.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 03:55 PM
You've no room. Your Mamba quit too.

This is true. It's just nice findin' others to join him in the quitter's circle.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 03:55 PM
but you said that you don't defend your fandom that is not your religion, which one is it?

I ain't defendin' it.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 03:57 PM
This is true. It's just nice findin' others to join him in the quitter's circle.

Dirk quit once. Mamba's quit a few dozen times. Just sayin.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 03:57 PM
Dirk quit once. Mamba's quit a few dozen times. Just sayin.

Dirk quit, that's the point.

NRHector
02-16-2012, 04:04 PM
I ain't defendin' it.but of course you're not only when is convenient to you as you other repetitive crap

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 04:09 PM
but of course you're not only when is convenient to you as you other repetitive crap

Your stipulation is duly noted.

Thank you.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 04:13 PM
Dirk quit, that's the point.

Nope. He was on hiatus.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 04:14 PM
Nope. He was on hiatus.

Dirk quit.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 04:15 PM
Dirk quit.

No. He was on hiatus.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 04:17 PM
No. He was on hiatus.

Dirk quit.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 04:22 PM
Dirk quit.

Mamba quit, Dirk didn't. Dirk went on hiatus.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 04:29 PM
I got to let it go here. You're a high mucky muck with the EC. A pussy and an asshole, yes, but, it's comin' on month end.

Ya fuck, ya.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 04:39 PM
I got to let it go here.

I appreciate your capitulation.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 04:40 PM
btw is this any way to talk to the man who pulled you out of the grave and told you "not yet, not now, not like this"?

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 04:53 PM
btw is this any way to talk to the man who pulled you out of the grave and told you "not yet, not now, not like this"?

You act like an asshole. I'll fuck ya like an asshole.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 04:55 PM
I appreciate your capitulation.

I have nary other choice. When the EC/KKK dons their pointy hats and muslim sheets (2000 thread count) the end & beginning of each month a po "negro" like me has to shuffle along, meek like.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 04:58 PM
I have nary other choice. When the EC/KKK dons their pointy hats and muslim sheets (2000 thread count) the end & beginning of each month a po "negro" like me has to shuffle along, meek like.

Cubby I fought for your survival last month. now you bite the hand that kept you alive?

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 05:00 PM
Cubby I fought for your survival last month. now you bite the hand that kept you alive?

Because you're starting to rattle your EC/KKK sword. I saw ya yesterday throwing out threats and asides, mentioning the end of the month likes it the end of the fucking world.

Spur_Fanatic
02-16-2012, 05:01 PM
http://www.basket4us.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Tatuaje-de-la-cara-de-Dirk-Nowitzki.jpg

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/01407/dirk_hut_DW_Sport__1407303p.jpg

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 05:02 PM
Because you're starting to rattle your EC/KKK sword. I saw ya yesterday throwing out threats and asides, mentioning the end of the month likes it the end of the fucking world.

Cubby I held a contest to give my vote away. How is that rattling my sword? If anything I'm laying it down this month.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 05:09 PM
Cubby I held a contest to give my vote away. How is that rattling my sword? If anything I'm laying it down this month.

You're showing your ass, and I don't like it one bit.

monosylab1k
02-16-2012, 05:12 PM
Cubby, you're an ungrateful little shit. We'll see if I come to your aid this month.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 05:37 PM
^Sieg Heil!!!

endrity
02-16-2012, 06:12 PM
It's not quitting unless it's the last game of the season. Kobe quit in game 7, Dirk is 5-0 in Game 7s and final Game 5s in his career.

Mono said it well, Dirk was on hiatus, now the he's warming up again.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 07:59 PM
^I can battle you, you ain't on the KKK.

Dirk quit.

sefant77
02-16-2012, 08:18 PM
Evolution quit on Giuseppe long time ago

Roddy Beaubois
02-16-2012, 08:33 PM
If there's anything mono knows about, it's going on hiatus.

Giuseppe
02-16-2012, 08:47 PM
^You gd rights. That SOB wrote the book... "Hiatus: The Art of Quitting" - By Mono

Roddy Beaubois
02-16-2012, 08:49 PM
http://media.merchantcircle.com/32349720/Emilio%26George%20shoulder%20to%20shoulder1_full.j peg

Jacob1983
02-17-2012, 03:51 AM
At the end of the day, Dirk has a ring and a Finals MVP trophy. He got what he wanted and gave Mavs fans peace and joy. What else can he do?

endrity
02-17-2012, 05:07 AM
True, Mono also quit. We all did at some point after Tough Juice went down.

All except poster of year for 2011, Ghazi, of course. That mofo never quit. We all wrong bout dem Mavs last year.

But Dirk did not quit, to quit means to stop playing for the season. Kobe did it in Phoenix, LeBron did it in the last 5 minutes last year. Dirk was taking a break. The mofo is back!

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 07:39 AM
^Dirk quit.

Latarian Milton
02-17-2012, 07:52 AM
^ yall quit on yo team last year and you know it was a fluke. Ghazi was the only mav fan as far as i remember who didn't quit on his team, but he quit posting on spurstalk :cry

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 07:54 AM
^Milt is correct. MavsFan quit even after they rang.

monosylab1k
02-17-2012, 08:33 AM
Dirk didn't quit, he went on hiatus. Not another word about it Cub.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 08:45 AM
^Okay.

redzero
02-17-2012, 09:16 AM
^ Pathetic. Act like somebody.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 09:21 AM
^lmemulatedao!!!

redzero
02-17-2012, 09:28 AM
I'm sorry, mono, I'll behave.

:nope

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 09:36 AM
^Mono is the Grand Wizard of this faction of the KKK. When he commands, I say: Okay.

redzero
02-17-2012, 09:41 AM
A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 09:42 AM
^And when the Gestapo commands I obey.

monosylab1k
02-17-2012, 09:51 AM
Cubby stop calling me the KKK/Nazis or I'll make you bite the curb and say goodnight

endrity
02-17-2012, 10:04 AM
^ yall quit on yo team last year and you know it was a fluke. Ghazi was the only mav fan as far as i remember who didn't quit on his team, but he quit posting on spurstalk :cry

My boy Ghazi's got more important things to do right now, like protecting his motherland from an impending attack.

He didn't quit, he took it to the next level.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 10:18 AM
Cubby stop calling me the KKK/Nazis or I'll make you bite the curb and say goodnight

Please. All you're really after is the Balk girl riding it rough & hard.

I'll watch.

stretch
02-17-2012, 12:00 PM
^ yall quit on yo team last year and you know it was a fluke. Ghazi was the only mav fan as far as i remember who didn't quit on his team, but he quit posting on spurstalk :cry

I stuck up for them and was constantly flamed for being a homer, and mocked for ":cry great team defense :cry" when it turned out that their great team defense was what allowed them to beat teams like OKC and especially Miami.

endrity
02-17-2012, 12:39 PM
I stuck up for them and was constantly flamed for being a homer, and mocked for ":cry great team defense :cry" when it turned out that their great team defense was what allowed them to beat teams like OKC and especially Miami.

It's alright. Even if we all quit, it wouldn't be in a Game 7.

That's where Kobe quit. He took quitting to another level.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 12:58 PM
^Quitting is quitting. Qualifying it ain't going to make it go away.

Dirk quit.

endrity
02-17-2012, 01:19 PM
^Quitting is quitting. Qualifying it ain't going to make it go away.

Dirk quit.

No it isn't big boy, and since we got this :lobt2: we make the rules here until june at least.

Your boy took quitting to heights I ain't never seen before. Dirk was on hiatus.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 01:35 PM
No it isn't big boy, and since we got this :lobt2: we make the rules here until june at least.

Your boy took quitting to heights I ain't never seen before. Dirk was on hiatus.

That NBA World Title gives you rights but its not a waiver on Dirk's quitting.

Dirk quit. You'll live with that fact ever more. Don't feel bad, the Bulls have had a quitter. The Spurs have had a quitter. It happens in the best of teams.

monosylab1k
02-17-2012, 01:50 PM
Thats it Cubby. This is your final warning.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 02:12 PM
^Hell, I thought I saw your light extinguished and you'd left for luncheon.

I'll behave.

stretch
02-17-2012, 02:15 PM
Giuseppe.

Your ass is grass.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 02:22 PM
^I can't go thru this mental-wringer every end of the month. I'm a bundle of nerves from the 15th on. This is grossly unjust.

redzero
02-17-2012, 02:23 PM
A man chooses.

stretch
02-17-2012, 02:27 PM
^I can't go thru this mental-wringer every end of the month. I'm a bundle of nerves from the 15th on. This is grossly unjust.

I have recruited mavs>spurs and BUMP to make a trip to meet up with you and give you the ass-kicking of your life.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 02:28 PM
^Then above & beyond it all I got Red 6" up my ass. The SOB is on here every second of the day. Hell, I was better off when he had me on the ignore list for a year.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 02:28 PM
I have recruited mavs>spurs and BUMP to make a trip to meet up with you and give you the ass-kicking of your life.

Do I get a nice luncheon first?

stretch
02-17-2012, 02:30 PM
Do I get a nice luncheon first?

If that luncheon consists of a flurry of flying dragon kicks and shoryukens to the face, sure.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 02:38 PM
^Forget the luncheon.

redzero
02-17-2012, 03:29 PM
Hell, I was better off when he had me on the ignore list for a year.

I have never used the ignore list.

Oh, and a slave obeys.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 03:35 PM
I have never used the ignore list.

Please.

redzero
02-17-2012, 03:48 PM
Please.

I posted at the time that I will ignore you. I never stated that I would put you on my ignore list. I even saw your pathetic attempts to get me to respond to you, which I ignored, because one doesn't actually need to use the ignore list to ignore posters.

Of course, you actually aren't going to back up what you are saying with anything substantive. If you actually ever did that, I wouldn't be hounding you so much.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 03:54 PM
I posted at the time that I will ignore you. I never stated that I would put you on my ignore list.

:rolleyes

redzero
02-17-2012, 03:55 PM
Okay, I'll stop responding to your hypocritical ass. I won't put you on my ignore list.

If you accuse me of putting you on my ignore list, I'll bump this thread.

That's what I originally posted almost a year ago.

So, Dale, do you like having your shit pushed in by me? This is like the third time this week I caught you lying.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 03:56 PM
I posted at the time that I will ignore you. I never stated that I would put you on my ignore list.

:rolleyes

redzero
02-17-2012, 03:59 PM
:rolleyes

see this post from over a year ago


Okay, I'll stop responding to your hypocritical ass. I won't put you on my ignore list.

If you accuse me of putting you on my ignore list, I'll bump this thread.

Again, do you like being proven wrong by me? Is that why you keep lying?

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 04:05 PM
I posted at the time that I will ignore you. I never stated that I would put you on my ignore list.

:rolleyes

redzero
02-17-2012, 04:10 PM
:lmao

Yet again, I caught you lying. Yet again, I posted evidence to back up my claims. Yet again, you didn't have a response so you just posted the same shit over and over again.

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 04:46 PM
^:rolleyes

stretch
02-17-2012, 04:52 PM
^:rolleyes

its coming...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091125000754/streetfighter/images/2/23/Ken-shoryu-ts.gif

http://styleisking.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/bruce-lee-kareem-flying-kick-dragon.jpg

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 04:59 PM
^Get on Red's ass. He's ready for bear.

I'm old & give out.

dirk4mvp
02-17-2012, 05:10 PM
redzero:alot


dale: 0

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 05:12 PM
^Please.

redzero
02-17-2012, 05:13 PM
Just walk away, Dale, and there will be no bloodshed.

Just walk away.

VBM
02-17-2012, 05:16 PM
MsqFKTV9wSo

Giuseppe
02-17-2012, 05:17 PM
Just walk away, Dale, and there will be no bloodshed.

Just walk away.

Please.

DPG21920
02-17-2012, 11:03 PM
Mother, Mavs are deep as hell. Impressive win and a quiet win streak going on.

endrity
02-18-2012, 03:37 AM
Cully, what did we say?

That dude Dirk is back, he ain't quitting, he's just giving the league a 3 game head start.
Don't you worry son, Game 7s will soon be upon us and we can all rejoice remembering who the real quitter is. Peace out bro.

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 10:55 AM
^Dirk is back, but, Dirk did quit.

monosylab1k
02-18-2012, 11:19 AM
^no, he went on hiatus.

One more strike and your name will officially be up for review by the EC

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 11:27 AM
Yes, mine Fuhrer!

monosylab1k
02-18-2012, 11:41 AM
Thats it.

Goran Dragic
02-18-2012, 11:48 AM
redzero:alot


dale: 0

monosylab1k
02-18-2012, 12:00 PM
I'm gonna get on my knees!
.
.
.
Cause I want Jerry Sandusky to sodomize me!

:lol

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 12:01 PM
^Minnesota indeed.

O & 43!!!

Goran Dragic
02-18-2012, 12:04 PM
:lol
:lmao

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 12:05 PM
^Minnesota indeed.

O & 43!!!

DPG21920
02-18-2012, 12:07 PM
Nice to see you back posting, Mono.

endrity
02-18-2012, 12:47 PM
That dude Dirk brought him back

redzero
02-18-2012, 04:58 PM
You should admit your situation, Dale. There'd be more dignity in it.

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 07:31 PM
^http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/Style_Templates/nba/statusicon/user_offline.gif

Thank Christ this SOB ain't home.

He's about to drive me nutty nuts.

redzero
02-18-2012, 08:48 PM
This is as good as it is going to get, and it's never gonna get as good again.

BUMP
02-18-2012, 08:51 PM
what is this i dont even

redzero
02-18-2012, 09:01 PM
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 09:02 PM
^A little mud on the turtle never hurt anybody.

redzero
02-18-2012, 09:03 PM
^A little mud on the turtle never hurt anybody.

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

Giuseppe
02-18-2012, 09:05 PM
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

Relax. You've won 3 in-a-row.