injuring people people on purpose in pickup games

[BUMP]

Anybody else do this from time to time? my favorite one is tearing someone's achilles. when they have a fastbreak layup i step on the back of their foot with the goal of rendering them unable to walk ever again. nothing serious though. i also love to wait til the opponent shoots and then place my foot under theirs resulting in a rolled ankle (better when it results in an actual broken bone though). to me getting the win takes a backseat to intentionally causing career threating injuries. theres nothing better in my book :toast

[Giuseppe]

^Alec

[redzero]

Do you beat up everybody on the court afterwards?

[Leetonidas]

Bruce?

[z0sa]

I've been trolling my facebook with these posts and getting a shit ton of bites.. i even had some people delete me. man some folks are stupid :lol

[mavsfan1000]

What's up Bruce?

[lefty]

people people

[WeNeedLength]

Umm... isn't this a few years late??

[BUMP]

Do you beat up everybody on the court afterwards?

depends imho

if I'm at a rec center I usually do that plus I like to push people off the treadmill. Then I run up to the top floor and run people right off the track and then beat up the whole weight room

[mavsfan1000]

It's also cool to be the spotter and not help them out and watch them struggle.

[mavs>spurs]

come to the hole on me, and this is my specialty

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[stretch]

Anybody else do this from time to time? my favorite one is tearing someone's achilles. when they have a fastbreak layup i step on the back of their foot with the goal of rendering them unable to walk ever again. nothing serious though. i also love to wait til the opponent shoots and then place my foot under theirs resulting in a rolled ankle (better when it results in an actual broken bone though). to me getting the win takes a backseat to intentionally causing career threating injuries. theres nothing better in my book :toast

every time i read the two bolded parts, I literally laugh out loud here at work :lol

[mavs>spurs]

also when i'm hooping, kids piss me off so i tell them once to stay the fuck off the court and if not this happens

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[mavs>spurs]

another good move besides the ole foot under the shooters ankle trick is to simply pretend you were putting a hand in their face to contest the shot and "accidently" jab them in both eyes with your index and middle fingers

[mavsfan1000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_RR9WjUlI&feature=colike

[dirk4mvp]

I always enjoy putting my shoulders on the spook's legs going for some showboat dunk instead of the fundamentally sound layup and flip him over in the air, resulting in instant paralysis when he hits the ground and just attribute it to playing sound transition defense.

[m>s]

balls hitting should be #1 trick of hurting yo opponents imho, the victim might continue to play but the pain would make him roll on the floor moaning like an ass