touch football just isn't enough fun

[mavs>spurs]

Any of you guys ever play touch football with some friends but decide to "bend the rules" a little so to speak? I like to pretend I'm Roy Williams and horsecollar tackle my unsuspecting opponent who only thinks I'm going to tag him with 2 hands with the intent of snapping his collar bone. If he gets pissed i just say "bro, BRO, it's cool man" and walk off. Also I time my tackles to coincide with when my man is running past an object such as a car or mailbox and aim to shove them into it. Although my favorite is tripping them over a curb by shoving them in the back, landing face first and fumbling the ball 9 times out of 10 while also fumbling some teeth. Anyone else like to spice up the game like this?

Also after the game, I like to beat up the losing team but if for some reason my teammates cause me to lose, then everyone gets beat up.

[BUMP]

:rollin

[Spur_Fanatic]

http://images.weirdworm.com/img/2011/09/a-tough-guy.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm sure every play ends up with you dry humping one of the other players.

[mavs>spurs]

I'm sure every play ends up with you dry humping one of the other players.

no but sometimes i like to stand over them after the play and yell "you just got served, BITCH!" and if they were to stand up at that point in time they'd get my nuts in their face. technically "humping" i guess.

[pass1st]

http://www.funatiq.com/images/super-sexy-asian-women-playing-football-in-mud.jpg

[Bill_Brasky]

Whenever I tackle someone I like to wrap them up so that they can't move their arms, then slam them down really hard on their shoulder, causing it to separate.

I also enjoy "inadvertently" elbowing people who are dumb enough to play with glasses on.

[cantthinkofanything]

no but sometimes i like to stand over them after the play and yell "you just got served, BITCH!" and if they were to stand up at that point in time they'd get my nuts in their face. technically "humping" i guess.

I don't know. Humping should be genitals to genitals. Or genitals to buttox. I don't think genitals to face is humping.

[ChumpDumper]

You have become everything you hate.

[Kewni Leonard]

Tried to be funny and failed miserably. You really do try hard, though. I have to commend you for that.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Tried to be funny and failed miserably. You really do try hard, though. I have to commend you for that.

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

You have become everything you hate.


It's tough when you trying to be like Kool without his permission...:lol

[mavs>spurs]

^this fuck nigga still runnin around acting like a woman scorned. Per userpages:

Kool: "how you doing bro?"

Me: "Fuck off"

Kool: "I thought we were cool? I miss talking to you bro"

This is what happens when I ignore his childish screams for attention for over a month. Dude starts begging me to talk to him :lol

[Bonner4MVPzz]

Good job, youve got my bid for poster of the month :rolleyes

[Koolaid_Man]

^this fuck nigga still runnin around acting like a woman scorned. Per userpages:

Kool: "how you doing bro?"

Me: "Fuck off"

Kool: "I thought we were cool? I miss talking to you bro"

This is what happens when I ignore his childish screams for attention for over a month. Dude starts begging me to talk to him :lol

ohh you my boo baby...

I never meant to cause you no pain...let's get back to what we were Tyson babe...

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