Dwight to go to Dallas

[BUMP]

I just talked to Dwight (we went to the same high school) and he was visibly frustrated after the loss to the Heat yesterday.

I told him if he wants a title, don't look anywhere else but Dallas. The Nets fucking suck and the Lakers are on the decline. The Mavs are playing well right now and if Dwight joined me and Dirk in Dallas, we'd be unstoppable :toast

Winning the title last year was sweet, but I'd love to get my hands on a few others:lobt2::lobt2:

[jeebus]

:toast Good thread. I was about to ask for a source until I realized you were the primary source.

Excellent job, Bump.

[dirk4mvp]

I'd rather have Duncan since he's still better defensively than the black Kevin Love.

[jjktkk]

I'd rather have Duncan since he's still better defensively than the black Kevin Love.



You forgot classier too.

[baseline bum]

Doesn't make any sense at all tbh; Dwight is a devout Christian, so he should come to a team a few hundred miles south where he and a certain minority owner could chase each other around with bibles.

[Kai]

Doesn't make any sense at all tbh; Dwight is a devout Christian, so he should come to a team a few hundred miles south where he and a certain minority owner could chase each other around with bibles.

Maybe we can do a time share sort of thing where San Antonio gets him on the weekends, Houston during the week and Dallas gets him on Holidays.

[ElNono]

I just talked to Dwight (we went to the same high school) and he was visibly frustrated after the loss to the Heat yesterday.

I told him if he wants a title, don't look anywhere else but Dallas. The Nets fucking suck and the Lakers are on the decline. The Mavs are playing well right now and if Dwight joined me and Dirk in Dallas, we'd be unstoppable :toast

Winning the title last year was sweet, but I'd love to get my hands on a few others:lobt2::lobt2:

Can you tell Dwight to put the toilet seat down? Dude is fucking disgusting. Oh, and the rent is due on the 29. No more "I get paid next week" bullshit.

[rayjayjohnson]

I spoke to patty mills the other day (we grew up in the same country)

I told him he sucks donkey balls and should stay in China.

[endrity]

Him Deron and Dirk will be quite a show

[Kai]

I spoke to patty mills the other day (we grew up in the same country)

I told him he sucks donkey balls and should stay in China.

:lol

[Latarian Milton]

old teams all declining, the mavs just the same tbh. if nigga wants a ring he should join us, by a sign&trade deal that brings that bitchass n!gga bron to orlando

NIGGAS

[m>s]

it ain't botherin me if we have one year break tho. just imagine how many titles we're gonna win w/ da Triple D and it'd be a true FUCKING dynasty tbh. dirk still has lets say 5 good years ahead of him at least and we're gonna dominate the league as long as the Triple D play

We FUCKING STACKED niggas!!!

[resistanze]

Doesn't make any sense at all tbh; Dwight is a devout Christian, so he should come to a team a few hundred miles south where he and a certain minority owner could chase each other around with bibles.
Dwight didn't kill that Devout Christian shtick after impregnating that cheerleader?

[baseline bum]

Dwight didn't kill that Devout Christian shtick after impregnating that cheerleader?

Of course not. If he had used a rubber and not knocked her up, then it would have been a scandal tbh.

[DMC]

Of course not. If he had used a rubber and not knocked her up, then it would have been a scandal tbh.
No shit, no offense to DoK, but Abraham fucked his own daughters and said "they got me drunk and took advantage of me".

Pretty sure he also didn't use a condom.

[Goran Dragic]

No shit, no offense to DoK, but Abraham fucked his own daughters and said "they got me drunk and took advantage of me".

Pretty sure he also didn't use a condom.
Abraham also allegedly was told me god to kill his son then instead to decided to slice his tee hee off.

The Jewish religion has some pretty fucked up things people actually believe.