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JayTheClown
02-22-2012, 09:08 PM
Seinfeld was kinda before my time so I never really watched the show, but I know some you guys and gals did so...........


There is a video in the link


http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU (http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-troopers-daniel-von-bargen-suicide-attempt-shot/#.T0VhMYem_NU)

'SEINFELD' STAR
Survives Suicide Attempt
'I've Shot Myself in the Head'


Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help.

Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help."

The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes."

The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple."

Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them.

Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition.

During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hQKFAIq29qI/SVqBlz2-kHI/AAAAAAAABQQ/H4_8CblBQq8/s320/kruger.jpg

SnakeBoy
02-22-2012, 09:10 PM
Whatever

baseline bum
02-22-2012, 09:13 PM
Dude was hilarious as George's lazy ass boss.

Leetonidas
02-22-2012, 09:15 PM
Holy fuck that recording is just depressing as hell. I always liked him in Malcolm in the Middle and Seinfeld...sucks man. Who'd think after Galikanokus told Grady to put a bullet in Farva, he'd end up putting it in himself :depressed

Stringer_Bell
02-22-2012, 09:34 PM
Shit, that 911 call is fuckin' bleak.

jeebus
02-22-2012, 09:44 PM
Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo...and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.

jjktkk
02-22-2012, 10:06 PM
Wow, just sad.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-22-2012, 10:15 PM
Dude was hilarious as George's lazy ass boss.

Looks like laziness isn't only for a character. How do you miss your damn head??

His ears must hurt a whole hell of a lot.

Creepn
02-22-2012, 10:43 PM
So the guy shot himself in the head because he can't stand to lose his toes?

Diabeetus Joe
02-23-2012, 01:05 AM
So the guy shot himself in the head because he can't stand to lose his toes?

Better to lose a toe than lose your head.

SnakeBoy
02-23-2012, 01:06 AM
So the guy shot himself in the head because he can't stand to lose his toes?

Listen to the 911 call...he already has 1 leg amputated and now they're going to start taking off the other one a little at a time. Diabetes is a bitch.

That call is the most depressing thing I've heard in a long time.

NewcastleKEG
02-23-2012, 01:17 AM
That's why Hitler poisoned himself as well

Fpoonsie
02-23-2012, 01:30 AM
Lulz @ the operator: "Do you know the phone number off tha top of your head?"

What you did there, I see it.

SA210
02-23-2012, 01:31 AM
Damn :depressed

To the OP, you should start watching the show. You missed out on a great one.

Landon Donofag
02-23-2012, 01:41 AM
Seinfeld was kinda before my time so I never really watched the show, but I know some you guys and gals did so...........


There is a video in the link

Before your time? WTF are you 9 years old?

FrankCostanza
02-23-2012, 01:54 AM
Serenity now!!!

DisAsTerBot
02-23-2012, 11:25 AM
damn, sad.

lefty
02-23-2012, 11:26 AM
Ow fuck

I wish Mr Kruger had more appearances in Seinfeld; great character


" I locked myself out of my office again ..... well, I'm going home "


" K-Uger ? sounds like one of those old car horns... K-UGER! K-UGER ! "

mrsmaalox
02-23-2012, 11:57 AM
Mr. Kruger was a great character. I just can't bring myself to listen to that call :(

BlackSwordsMan
02-23-2012, 11:58 AM
attention whore if he survived his first shot he shoulda done it again

lefty
02-23-2012, 12:08 PM
attention whore if he survived his first shot he shoulda done it again
THis

And why call 911 if you are comitting suicide ?

Bill_Brasky
02-23-2012, 01:16 PM
That's pretty sad....

The pic they used reminded me of that episode though.......:lol

P3ZYSqDaCIw

thispego
02-23-2012, 01:17 PM
"I'm not too worried about it"

lefty
02-23-2012, 01:20 PM
T-Bone !

Viva Las Espuelas
02-23-2012, 02:16 PM
So,now he has a hole in his head AND he's still gonna lose a toe :lol

Oh, yeah and tinnitus

z0sa
02-23-2012, 02:19 PM
lol calling 911 instead of just shooting yourself twice

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-23-2012, 02:24 PM
Is anyone in this thread honestly surprised that the actions of a man with a bullet hole in his head don't seem to make much sense?

Viva Las Espuelas
02-23-2012, 02:24 PM
I'd have shot my toe to alleviate the eventual cost.

cantthinkofanything
02-23-2012, 02:24 PM
Pretty loose usage of the world, "star".

Nathan Explosion
02-23-2012, 09:29 PM
It's actually not surprising. Studies have found that people who jumped off the Golde Gate Bridge and lived said that the moment they jumped, most regretted it and didn't want to die. Some people think they want to commit suicide, and instantly realize they don't. Some are "lucky" and survive.

SA210
02-24-2012, 01:06 AM
Some rude asses in here. Maybe he changed his mind. Wtf.

lefty
02-24-2012, 01:16 AM
Is anyone in this thread honestly surprised that the actions of a man with a bullet hole in his head don't seem to make much sense?

And now you must leave on a high note