What an actual message from Popovich to ST would be

[YoMamaIsCallin]

:pop:

Yeah, hi. You're from what? SpursTalk? What's that? Oh a fan site. Yeah, our fans are the best, we all really appreciate their support. They think what? That I made a mistake resting Tim and Tony against Portland? Well, I guess they're entitled to their opinion. Is that it? OK, gotta go.

[Dex]

'Once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax --expletive deleted-- who are making the 'Bluntman and Chronic' movie we're gonna make them eat our --expletive deleted-- then --expletive deleted-- out our --expletive deleted-- then eat their --expletive deleted-- which is made up of our --expletive deleted-- that we made them eat.'

[cheguevara]

Reporter: "Coach Pop, what do you think of the critics on the site spurstalk.com that say you are a piece of shit?"
Pop: "I don't do twitter, next question"

[Chris]

Reporter: "Coach Pop, what do you think of the critics on the site spurstalk.com that say you are a piece of shit?"
Pop: "I don't do twitter, next question"

lol good one

[timvp]

Reporter: "On SpursTalk.com, some New Age fans are upset with your decision to rest Tim and Tony ..."

*pause*

Pop: "Do you have a question?"

Reporter: "Well, uh, what do you think about that?"

Pop: *stares at reporter* *makes WTF face while peering around at other reporters* *soft chuckling* *resumes staring at reporter*

[DPG21920]

Reporter: "Bruno also didn't fully agree with the decision"

Pop: *Explains in full detail his logic and apologizes to fans for any offense taken*

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"I don't generally like warnings; they're a sign of weakness. I made an exception by only redirecting this site to Gaming Market. Keep this shit up and every link will take you to meatspin."

[cantthinkofanything]

:pop:

"Bend over. I'll show ya irrational substitution patterns. It's my religion. And tee hee."

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Reporter: "On SpursTalk.com, some New Age fans are upset with your decision to rest Tim and Tony ..."

*pause*

Pop: "Am I being punked right now?"

[manufan10]

"I don't generally like warnings; they're a sign of weakness. I made an exception by only redirecting this site to Gaming Market. Keep this shit up and every link will take you to meatspin."

:lol

[Slomo]

"I don't generally like warnings; they're a sign of weakness. I made an exception by only redirecting this site to Gaming Market. Keep this shit up and every link will take you to meatspin."

"In related news, the Ellis' hired Bruce Bowen as their new forum administrator"

[Dex]

"In related news, the Ellis' hired Bruce Bowen as their new forum administrator"

P.S. Michael Finley still rules.

[shraediggz]

Reporter: "Coach Pop, what do you think of the critics on the site spurstalk.com that say you are a piece of shit?"
Pop: "I don't do twitter, next question"

This one would be classic Pop on the post games...

[gospursgojas]

Reporter: "Pop what do you think of the comments on Spurstalk.com?"

Pop: "can you rephrase the question with a stroke of my ego preceding it?"

[GSH]

I think it's safe to say it would look something like this.
http://www.posters.ws/images/431265/finger.jpg

[timtonymanu]

Mike Monroe: Coach Pop ...uh... there's this poster on Spurstalk who ...uh... thinks you should be fined for sitting Tim and Tony in the Portland game. His name... is... tlong. Uh ... how do you feel about that?

Pop: "Who the hell is that? "

[Kamnik]

Reporter: "On SpursTalk.com, some New Age fans are upset with your decision to rest Tim and Tony ..."

*pause*

Pop: "Do you have a question?"

Reporter: "Well, uh, what do you think about that?"

Pop: *stares at reporter* *makes WTF face while peering around at other reporters* *soft chuckling* *resumes staring at reporter*

:lmao

[watertorture]

"I'm resting my starting coach against Chicago. I need one of you bums to slip on a turtleneck and get on the sideline."