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phyzik
02-28-2012, 03:41 AM
Im not naming names but there are obviously certain people here who do not understand or comprehend the theory of eveolution...

In that light, I want to know how people think about evolution.... Not how you feel about it, but what is your thought process on it....

For example, I often hear the question "why dont apes evolve into humans?" and that is totally an ignorant understanding of Evolution.

Im just trying to guage who actually fully understands the theory.

GoodOdor
02-28-2012, 03:48 AM
boy, you drinking again?

CubanSucks
02-28-2012, 03:48 AM
I have posted some fucked up shit in the past that may have been offensive to certain posters on this board.....

I would like it to be known that I have a drinking problem. Some already know this.

I sometimes drink a 12-pack or more a day by myself.

During those periods I have posted replies and topics that the next day I regret... sometimes avoiding certain locations like "The Club" because I have embarrased myself speaking out of tounge.

Ohh, I remember what I post, dont get me wrong... but I think on it the next day and feel really embarassed about it sometimes.

I have this same problem in real life... I speak my mind when I shouldnt be so forth-coming. I piss people off even when I dont intend to. It's in my nature to be fourthcoming.

I wont go into detail but I will admit I have a problem with alchohol, I cant remember the last day I went without a drink, and thats been over 10 years. It scares me, but I am not ready yet to face it.

I plead you to keep in mind this though... I Do NOT smoke cigarettes at work... It makes me sick having a cigarette until after 5pm and without a beer in hand... and as far as any alchohol is concerned, I dont have drinks during lunch unless my boss himself is buying them....

Its hard to explain... I can control myself during the work day, no problems, no cravings at all during the day.. either cigarettes or Beer.... but once work is done, all bets are off.

Im not some plastered fuck that caries a flask to work... I can do without... But I know I also have a problem with it.... The main problem with that is that I dont feel like Im ready to take the addiction on.

Im going to be 31 come March 10th.

I have sky dived, been mountain biking all over Texas and other states, Been Kayaking for the past 2 years on some of the best waters Texas has to offer, raced at Alamo Dragway and the new San Antonio Raceway... But here I am, still shitting my life away on alchohol....

Damn, I really need to take a hold of my life.

Landon Donofag
02-28-2012, 04:02 AM
but y we still gots moNkeyz?!

redzero
02-28-2012, 04:41 AM
:lol mouse

mingus
02-28-2012, 04:42 AM
Darwin's postulates sum up the theory:

1. individuals within species differ 2. these variations are inherited by offspring 3. individuals differ in their ability to survive and reproduce and 4. individuals with the best adaptations are more likely to survive and reproduce (and pass on their favorable traits).

TDMVPDPOY
02-28-2012, 04:43 AM
FKCING A MONKEY takes to much energy, just ask the greeks who gave us half man half goat looking ppl

bus driver
02-28-2012, 09:30 AM
Im not naming names but there are obviously certain people here who do not understand or comprehend the theory of eveolution...

In that light, I want to know how people think about evolution.... Not how you feel about it, but what is your thought process on it....

For example, I often hear the question "why dont apes evolve into humans?" and that is totally an ignorant understanding of Evolution.

Im just trying to guage who actually fully understands the theory.

well i know what you think about it. :wakeup

Dex
02-28-2012, 09:40 AM
http://sciencedefined.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/evo.jpg?w=640

silverblk mystix
02-28-2012, 09:43 AM
Evolution?
It was kinda of a shitty album by Journey...

but they played the shit outta it on fm radio back in the day

Viva Las Espuelas
02-28-2012, 10:42 AM
Liked this needed another thread.......

Chong
02-28-2012, 10:51 AM
it was the aliens man. they came down and made us man. they stuck around for a little while. showed us how to grow some good smoke. and then they left us man.

boutons_deux
02-28-2012, 12:54 PM
there's no light around the ignorance here, only self-imposed darkness.

Leetonidas
02-28-2012, 12:59 PM
inb4 someone says "we evolved from monkeys"

z0sa
02-28-2012, 01:04 PM
there's no light around the ignorance here, only self-imposed darkness.

you would definitely know, perhaps better than anyone here.

stretch
02-28-2012, 02:16 PM
evolution is gay

tlongII
02-28-2012, 02:58 PM
Evolution is the truth.

Muser
02-28-2012, 03:34 PM
That film sucked

Fabbs
02-28-2012, 04:23 PM
There are various versions of evolution.

Just as there are various version put on creation.

TDMVPDPOY
02-28-2012, 05:44 PM
There are various versions of evolution.

Just as there are various version put on creation.

evo 10 bitches :D

FuzzyLumpkins
02-28-2012, 07:22 PM
habilus, erectus, neanderthal etc fossils were just put out their to question our faith.

MannyIsGod
02-28-2012, 07:32 PM
aDaOgu2CQtI

CuckingFunt
02-28-2012, 07:38 PM
Pretty sure it involves retarded fish-frogs.

MavDynasty
02-28-2012, 07:51 PM
lol drinking depressed loser

Liver is a ticking time bomb brah, better live your life up

MavDynasty
02-28-2012, 07:51 PM
lol drinking depressed loser

Liver is a ticking time bomb brah, better live your life up

DMC
02-28-2012, 09:04 PM
lol drinking depressed loser

Liver is a ticking time bomb brah, better live your life up
Aren't you required to enlist in the Chinese military for 2 years at some point?

MavDynasty
02-28-2012, 09:08 PM
Aren't you required to enlist in the Chinese military for 2 years at some point?

Not Chinese?

US citizen?

step up to the mike
02-28-2012, 09:17 PM
If we aren't evolving then what the hell are we living for?

mouse
03-01-2012, 10:39 AM
phyzik! ...................give me the go ahead!

http://blog.mobileframe.com/wp-content/uploads/defibrillator-paddles.gif

JoeChalupa
03-01-2012, 11:26 AM
The Evolution is good, the evolution is wise.

JoeChalupa.
03-01-2012, 12:26 PM
VmTmvBzNFY4

manufan10
03-01-2012, 12:50 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIFrTRKARfFwKw7JvXGyIJW6XI6kFKz TYD3WgNJCTeVR-mh1L4fuPHYbNlug

Evolution was a stable in the WWE featuring Triple H, the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (woooooo!), Randy Orton, and Batista.

RicFlair
03-01-2012, 12:56 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIFrTRKARfFwKw7JvXGyIJW6XI6kFKz TYD3WgNJCTeVR-mh1L4fuPHYbNlug

Evolution was a stable in the WWE featuring Triple H, the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (woooooo!), Randy Orton, and Batista.

You got that right. WOOOOOOOOOO!!

manufan10
03-01-2012, 01:26 PM
You got that right. WOOOOOOOOOO!!

:lmao

Cyrano
03-01-2012, 04:31 PM
Step 1) Pond scum

http://backspin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/03/pond_scum2.jpg

Step 2) Lakers fans

http://www.foxnews.com/images/539215/7_22_c450.jpg

Step 3) Mouse

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/images/090320-new-mouse-picture_big.jpg

Step 4) Aggies

http://www.oddjack.com/wp-content/texasam_aggies.jpg

Step 5) Mimes

http://www.circusentertainers.co.uk/Images/Mimes/Mime-web.jpg

Step 6) Tool using monkeys

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/chimp_1.jpg

Step 7) NASCAR fans

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/633/063/nascar-fan_display_image.jpg?1294904226

Step 8) Everyone else

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mQl9ucF1Pos/TU5F7h1d_nI/AAAAAAAAAkM/0A9CHgpGcaM/s400/business-meeting.jpg

RandomGuy
03-01-2012, 06:43 PM
Cyrano FTW

Summers
03-01-2012, 10:03 PM
Darwin's postulates sum up the theory:

1. individuals within species differ 2. these variations are inherited by offspring 3. individuals differ in their ability to survive and reproduce and 4. individuals with the best adaptations are more likely to survive and reproduce (and pass on their favorable traits).

5. Mating is random.

DMC
03-02-2012, 01:33 AM
1 and 2 are likely reversed though.

DMC
03-02-2012, 01:34 AM
5. Mating is random.
No one mates with extinct genetics. It ain't cool.

lebomb
03-02-2012, 11:12 AM
http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/Miscellaneous/Amoeba/amoeba2.jpg


1 gabillion years later you get this..................


http://a0.img.mobypicture.com/484f20664e55b2e52167e413a10bba65_view.jpg



Evolution is great!!!!!!

redzero
03-02-2012, 01:41 PM
This video has got me wondering.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UhPMzsrZbw

I don't know how we could verify whether the evidence presented is bogus or not though.

If the link goes dead, do a YouTube search on "Michael Cremo", or "Forbidden Archaeology".

What isn't a conspiracy to you?

mouse
03-03-2012, 02:33 PM
What isn't a conspiracy to you?

Your mentality.

Blake
03-03-2012, 02:49 PM
http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/Miscellaneous/Amoeba/amoeba2.jpg


1 gabillion years later you get this..................


http://a0.img.mobypicture.com/484f20664e55b2e52167e413a10bba65_view.jpg



Evolution is great!!!!!!

a shemale?

BlackSwordsMan
03-03-2012, 05:09 PM
i wish

Agloco
03-05-2012, 10:12 AM
Im not naming names but there are obviously certain people here who do not understand or comprehend the theory of eveolution...

In that light, I want to know how people think about evolution.... Not how you feel about it, but what is your thought process on it....

For example, I often hear the question "why dont apes evolve into humans?" and that is totally an ignorant understanding of Evolution.

Im just trying to guage who actually fully understands the theory.


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