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CosmicCowboy
02-28-2012, 09:55 AM
Just a couple of lyric changes and it's perfect...

"That ain't my truck"


Well I found her on the web
Google earth is really great
I told her the flag lot tipped me off
and I wanted to hook up
So I waited by the phone
But she never called me up
Had to know what was goin' on
So, I drove by her house -- and sure enough

That ain't my truck in her drive
Man this ain't my day tonight
Looks like she's in love and I'm out of luck
That ain't my shadow on her wall
Lord this don't look good at all
That's my girl -- my whole world
But that ain't my truck

I pulled over by the curb
I've been sittin' here all night
Wonderin' what it was I did so wrong
That he did so right
I've thought of breakin' down her door
But there's nothin' left to say
That chevy four-by-four
Says it all sittin' in my place

That ain't my truck in her drive
Man this ain't my day tonight
Looks like she's in love and I'm out of luck
That ain't my shadow on her wall
Lord this don't look good at all
That's my girl -- my whole world
But that ain't my truck

That ain't my shadow on her wall
Lord this don't look good at all
That's my girl -- my whole world
But that ain't my truck
That's my girl -- my whole world
But that ain't my truck

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boutons_deux
02-28-2012, 10:05 AM
Thinking about Wild Cobra outside of this forum?

Typical gay right-winger

CosmicCowboy
02-28-2012, 10:06 AM
gfy

Drachen
02-28-2012, 11:27 AM
Lol!

johnsmith
02-28-2012, 11:31 AM
Thinking about Wild Cobra outside of this forum?

Typical gay right-winger

At least he spends time outside the forum....

Goran Dragic
02-28-2012, 11:36 AM
lol Tebow

Blake
02-28-2012, 12:14 PM
"....I should've been a CosmicCowboy
I should've learned to whine and gripe
Stroking my ego, riding my free golf cart on a cattle drive
Crying that the ankle biters are too harsh
Just like a little boy
Oh I should've been a CosmicCowboy..."

CosmicCowboy
02-28-2012, 12:27 PM
"....I should've been a CosmicCowboy
I should've learned to whine and gripe
Stroking my ego, riding my free golf cart on a cattle drive
Crying that the ankle biters are too harsh
Just like a little boy
Oh I should've been a CosmicCowboy..."

Being a cosmiccowboy requires a certain level of intelligence and competence that you simply don't qualify for.

Blake
02-28-2012, 01:06 PM
"... Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
Don't let 'em whine about ankle biters or drive them old golf carts.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
'Cos they'll stray from the topic and they're usually myopic.
Especially about something they love..."

CosmicCowboy
02-28-2012, 01:09 PM
"... Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
Don't let 'em whine about ankle biters or drive them old golf carts.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
'Cos they'll stray from the topic and they're usually myopic.
Especially about something they love..."

Don't give up your day job.

Blake
02-28-2012, 01:12 PM
Don't give up your day job.

No worries, this is easy enough for me to do both. :tu

Blake
02-28-2012, 01:18 PM
"...And my butt is hurting like it's always done,
Thinking about the the posters I wish I could pwn.
Oh the last goodbye's the hardest one to say,
And this is where CosmicCowboy lies about riding away.
Oh the last goodbye's the hardest one to say.
This is where CosmicCowboy pretends to ride away."

CosmicCowboy
02-28-2012, 01:21 PM
You are getting better. The fixation is a little creepy though.

Blake
02-28-2012, 01:23 PM
You are getting better. The fixation is a little creepy though.

na, there's no fixation. You started this thread, I'm just playing along.