Romney kicking ass...

[CosmicCowboy]

Looks like easy wins in both states today.

I think Santorum just scared the crap out of everyone the last couple of weeks.

[Winehole23]

it's amazing Santorum lasted this long tbh

[JayTheClown]

^My god, this

[Mitt Romney]

I'm glad Rick talked me into a victory.

[AFBlue]

Link to ass-kickery?

[boutons_deux]

Next Tue should leave Willard Gecko as the last lying sonafbitch standing.

He won't stand a chance, even with $2B from Wall St buying him slanderous ads against Obama.

[Winehole23]

Link to ass-kickery?exit poll ass kickery at best

[Winehole23]

http://www.mlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2012/02/michigan_primary_2012_its_goin.html

[Winehole23]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/28/santorum-flips-on-dems-voting-in-gop-primaries/

[Winehole23]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/28/expected-turnout-down-in-michigan/

[Winehole23]

http://www.masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2012/02/mitt_romney_going_into_arizona.html

[jack sommerset]

God ole Romney will be replacing the deep fat fryers with stoves by this time next year.

"Victory comes from you, O Lord. May you bless your people."
Psalm 3:8 (NLT)

God bless you all

[MannyIsGod]

I would not trust any exit polls today.

[MannyIsGod]

For Michigan, anyway.

[fraga]

God ole Romney will be replacing the deep fat fryers with stoves by this time next year.

"Victory comes from you, O Lord. May you bless your people."
Psalm 3:8 (NLT)

God bless you all

Is that from the Book of Mormon...

[Goran Dragic]

Santorum's getting beat so bad there's Santorum running down his leg!

[Winehole23]

I would not trust any exit polls today.None was cited. CC apparently went commando on this one.

I was sorta wondering out loud (along the lines of AFBlue's reply) what got CC all fired up about the ostensible(?) result of the ongoing vote in Michigan. His own imagination, maybe something he heard on the radio or watched on cable tv?

Quien sabe?

[Winehole23]

http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2012/02/isabella_county_voter_on_michi.html

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://johnnyjungle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/3053177243_cc462e5589.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

If I had go guess what CC was going off of it would be the polls on the drudge report. But thats a pure guess.

[CosmicCowboy]

Sorry

I posted that and then rushed out of the office for a meeting.

Early exit polls I was reading had Romney with a double digit lead in both states. Really didn't surprise me after Santorum has gone fundamental christian scary the last couple of weeks.

I apologize if I jumped the gun but I still think Romney will win Arizona and Michigan easily and I haven't even turned on the TV.

There just can't be that many religious freakazoids out there.

Please.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh but there can be! There are a sizeable portion of people out there voting for Santorum just to screw with the GOP as well (read: Democrats)

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Most boomers that i talk to are afraid of Paul's effect when he inevitably runs independent. young republicans vote paul.

[Bartleby]

http://oneyearbibleimages.com/chickens_hatch.jpg

[TheProfessor]

Polling in Michigan has it very close, within the margin of error. That polling may also not account for Democrat-crossover, which is breaking heavily in Santorum's favor. Romney should still win Arizona easily.

[Goran Dragic]

Ejaculate and Fecal Matter currently winning Michigan

If Romney can't win Arizona then he's in huge trouble. The Phoenix area has enough Mormons where it should be an easy state for him.

[baseline bum]

There just can't be that many religious freakazoids out there.


Bush won two terms on gay marriage. No surprise to see the Bush clone getting votes with the exact same message.

[TheProfessor]

crofl

michigan proportional delegates

arizona winner take all

winner, romney
A Santorum victory in Michigan would be more symbolic than anything. But it's still good for momentum and prolonging the primary.

[JohnnyMarzetti]

Romney will probably pull it out, something that Santorum is used to, but it is very close right now.

[TheProfessor]

Over 20% of precincts in and Romney up 3, which mirrors the exit polls.

[fraga]

So they're projecting Romney winning Arizona...Michigan still to close to call...

[Winehole23]

Early exit polls I was reading had Romney with a double digit lead in both states. I had trouble finding any at 3pm this afternoon. Where'd you read this?

[MannyIsGod]

So even though Romney wins the popular vote he could still lose the delegate count? Thats pretty nuts. Furthermore, even with it being so close, you'll probably hear a the media counting it as a win for Romney. Just shows how things change change with a percent or two.

[CosmicCowboy]

I had trouble finding any at 3pm this afternoon. Where'd you read this?

Manny was correct. They had a link to the results of an early exit poll on drudge.

[Winehole23]

did Romney kick ass, in your view?

[Drachen]

did Romney kick ass, in your view?

according to the expectations which were being set over the last two weeks, the answer is a resounding YES. :lol

[Winehole23]

he may have outlasted Santorum; remains to be seen. why is Newt still around?

[Drachen]

he may have outlasted Santorum; remains to be seen. why is Newt still around?

Ego?

[Winehole23]

and money to waste on it

[Winehole23]

The Mitt Romney-Rick Santorum Michigan primary results just got a little more contentious.


Michigan’s two at-large delegates to the Republican National convention will be awarded to Michigan native Mitt Romney, following a vote last night by the state party’s credentials’ committee.



The vote came despite the party’s rules that the two at-large delegates are supposed to be awarded on a proportional basis based on the statewide popular vote. Romney won the statewide vote by a 41% to 38% margin over former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum.



The rest of the state’s delegates will be split evenly between Romney and Santorum because each won seven congressional districts across the state.



As a result, Romney gets 16 delegates and Santorum 14.
Saul Anuzis, a member of the credentials committee, said the party’s rules were passed in early February to award the two at-large delegates to the statewide winner, but that a memo sent, in error, to the candidates’ campaigns said the delegates would be distributed proportionately.



“While we regret the error in the memo, it does not change what was voted on by the committee,” Anuzis said. “This is much to do about nothing.”
http://www.freep.com/article/20120301/NEWS15/120301038/Mitt-Romney-gets-Michigan-s-large-delegates

[Mitt Romney]

5-0 and Rick still can't get himself to endorse the beginning of a new America.

[Sportcamper]

Mia Love...Perfect Romney VP Side Kick...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/meet-mia-love-black-conservative-mormon-running-congress-175550501.html

[boutons_deux]

POLL: Majority of Republicans Guess They Have to Support Fucking Romney

In what Romney campaign insiders are hailing as a sign that the party faithful are rallying around the former Massachusetts governor, a new poll released today shows that a majority of Republican voters agree with the statement, “I guess I have to support fucking Romney.”

When asked why they were now ready to cast their vote for Mr. Romney, a majority of those Republicans polled “strongly agreed” with the statement, “Why do you think? No one else is fucking running anymore. Stop asking such stupid fucking questions. I don’t need this shit.”

Underscoring the sense that he is now the presumptive nominee, the Romney campaign unveiled a new slogan this morning, “You Have No Other Options Anymore. Start Dealing With It, Losers.”

After sweeping five primary states Tuesday night, Mr. Romney was exultant, telling supporters in Manchester, N.H., “I love American democracy. I’m good friends with the owners of it.”

The wins by Mr. Romney forced former House Speaker Newt Gingrich to suspend his campaign, telling reporters that he was leaving the race “to spend more time with my families.”

As for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, he offered Mr. Romney this endorsement during an appearance on CNN: “Yeah, I guess I support him, because, well duh, I have absolutely no other choice. Right? I mean, really, Piers, what kind of moronic question is that? I guess this goes to show that you can be a total douchebag and still win the nomination if you have the most dough. I mean come on — this whole situation makes me want to throw up. My only consolation is that on Judgment Day I’m going to Heaven, and we’ll have to see what happens to Mr. Magic Underpants. Haha. Yeah. Sweet.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/