what a normal, healthy pregnant woman should look like vs what a pig looks like

[BRHornet45]

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sons someone posted this on Tumblr


Length of pregnancy:

Beyonce - Roughly five months

Jessica - Going on two years


sons some women (like Jessica Simpson) look for any reason whatsoever to be a fat, lazy pig.

[TE]

Goddam, Jessica Simpson. Goddam.

[BRHornet45]

son both of them are Texas broads as well. Its hard to imagine now that not that long ago Jessica Simpson was one of the baddest bitches in Hollywood. what a shame.

[Reck]

Some bitches like their fries greasy, some dont.

What do you do.

[BRHornet45]

Some bitches like their fries greasy, some dont.

What do you do.

son I guess if there is a perk its the fact that Jessica's teardrops are the size of Abilene, Texas.

[Frenzy]

I'd bet it was a fake pregnancy.

[Jacob1983]

How many babies is Jessica Simpson carrying? At least, she will be able to give them infinite amounts of breast milk with those knockers.

[FkLA]

a little disappoint at Jessica but its only a matter of time before she starts looking like this again son

http://joshsgarage.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cac1753ef01347fbe54ce970c-800wi

[mrsmaalox]

Having been pregnant 4 times myself, I just can't understand how some women can manage those 70-100 lb weight gains. If you take care of your body when you are NOT pregnant, why let it go when you have a real reason to take care? And where are their doctors? I've never heard of any medical advice that says "Eh, no big deal; if you are pregnant gain as much weight as you possibly can because it's perfectly safe for you and your baby." I know many women struggle with weight issues before they get pregnant, but that alone is a great case for keeping close tabs on the pregnancy weight gain. Maybe there are some kinds of extreme hormonal-metabolic reactions some women have during pregnancy that causes this?

[desflood]

Maybe there are some kinds of extreme hormonal-metabolic reactions some women have during pregnancy that causes this?
Yes. It's called "I'm starving because I'm growing a human being" syndrome :lol

Every pregnant woman knows you don't really need to eat for two, but when you get hungry enough that it actually makes you cry even though you just ate two hours earlier the doctor's warnings about your weight gain mean nothing.

[desflood]

In all seriousness though, a lot of times it's plain old gestational diabetes that causes such huge weight gains, which also causes huge babies and health problems for both.

[boutons_deux]

another recent mother of that generation

she was a sack of potatoes at Whitney's show business death thingy

http://www.kingofpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/christina-aguilera-fat-grosse.jpg

Like Paula Dean, she's probably in contact with the weight loss/health industry to be spokesporker.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes. It's called "I'm starving because I'm growing a human being" syndrome :lol

Every pregnant woman knows you don't really need to eat for two, but when you get hungry enough that it actually makes you cry even though you just ate two hours earlier the doctor's warnings about your weight gain mean nothing.

Oh man I totally understand the being hungry part, I was an every 2 hour feeder myself :lol I just can't understand doctor's warnings about weight gain during that particular time meaning nothing. And I'm talking specifically during pregnancy only; I think people should manage themselves however they please, when they are the only one at risk.....

But I hope Jessica's baby is fine----as we've seen before, Jessica is apparently prone to these weight fluctuations and she'll be looking great soon enough :tu

[ploto]

I agree. I was in the best shape of my entire life the day I gave birth. I never ate so healthy or took such good care of myself ever as when I was pregnant.

[paparazzi]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090716/bonus//7/adriana_lima_05.jpg

[paparazzi]

http://www.moviespad.com/photos/alessandra-ambrosio-pregnant-on-runway-8d8a3.jpg

[Stephen A. Smith]

My sources have provided me with this exclusive first pregnancy pic of BRHornet45's woman. HOWEVA I'm also hearing he may not be the real daddy.


http://www.wikihow.com/images/6/6e/3_hand3_888.GIF

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/pregnant-jessica-simpson-gets-nude-elle-reveals-baby-145818827.html

[ashbeeigh]

just wait until we see pregoo pics of Snooki. Now that will no....interesting to say the least.

[cantthinkofanything]

just wait until we see pregoo pics of Snooki. Now that will no....interesting to say the least.

what the fuck

[ashbeeigh]

what the fuck

she's 14 weeks pregnant.

[DMC]

That kid is going to eat good for a few months.

[cantthinkofanything]

she's 14 weeks pregnant.

no... what the fuck your sentence

[ashbeeigh]

no... what the fuck your sentence

:( Whatever.

[BRHornet45]

sons Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for nearly 3 years now.

[Gutter92]

physically impossible

also, Beyonce isn't a pig u asshole

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Here you go

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Jessica-Simpson-Elle.jpg

[desflood]

Hey, that's pretty good. I want my pics airbrushed like that!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man. I was flipping through channels last night and saw Jessica on Leno. Wow, is she a tub. She wasn't really sitting on the couch. She kinda rolled on it and settled in when her body stopped moving. Quite odd looking for an under 80 year old.

[marini martini]

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/jessica-simpson-talks-pregnancy-waddling-six-inch-heels-i-contractions-night-article-1.1037997#ixzz1p1PCXAyN




Simpson did admit, however, that though she is currently "waddling" wherever she goes, she hasn't compromised her fashion sense in the process.

"I'm wearing six-inch heels today,” she said. “It's a lot of weight to carry on six inches."




That's going to be a lot of prep H after childbirth!:wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

For her or the kid?

[clambake]

For her or the kid?

lol at u making fun of a special needs child.

[Diabeetus Joe]

& will be born with TEH DIABEEEEEEEETUS!

And that ain't nothin' to laugh about.

[redzero]

And that ain't nothin' to laugh about.

Just like every one of your posts.

[Capt Bringdown]

You rang?
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/11/16/17d886f1-8d14-42c7-b5dc-6e85f1042cdc_thumb.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[ashbeeigh]

Jessica popped out a 9 lbs 13 oz baby named Maxwell Johnson earlier this week.

[mrsmaalox]

Jessica popped out a 9 lbs 13 oz baby named Maxwell Johnson earlier this week.

Ouch!!

[ashbeeigh]

Ouch!!

That's what I was saying! I mean, she was pregnant for like a year so she would have had time to get that big.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wonder if it looks like sleeve of wizard.

[BRHornet45]

she has been pregnant for 3 years.

[Frenzy]

For how long again?...I didn't get that.

[benefactor]

Ouch!!
That's nothing. My nephew was almost 11lbs...and my sister had him at home with a midwife.

[BlairForceDejuan]

son where is your loyalty brah. cmon BR