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JudynTX
03-07-2012, 03:38 PM
:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow





The next secret ingredient on the Food Network? The e-book version of "Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes" is now available, ending the refractory period on cooking with sperm. Although the experimental repasts, including Hollandaise sauce flan, may not offer any real health benefits, sperm could prove a smart staple in a faltering economy. As the Lulu description indicates, it's "inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, restaurants and homes."


Not everyone is impressed with the gastronomical gimmick. One Lulu reviewer complains "it takes a lot of balls (so to speak) to publish a book like this," bemoaning that the main ingredient seems to be added in as an "afterthought."




link (http://http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx)

DisAsTerBot
03-07-2012, 03:45 PM
so, your last few threads have been :

wanna meet ron jeremy?
hulk hogan sex tape?
sperm cookbook?

...interesting

IronMaxipad
03-07-2012, 03:47 PM
The triple chocolate semen cheesecake really is an orgasm in my mouth! I was recomended this book by a coworker after he heard how hard I've been working ..long and hard hours for my bosses trying to work my way up the corportate ladder is quite a handful but I pride myself in always getting the cream of the crop! I too save tons of money on groceries as the resources are so abundant and readily available to me on a daily basis. I'm creating my own cookbook with variations of recipes that include products shipped in from all over the world..variety is the spice of life! Who knew this cook book could give me so much more pride in my jobs! I feel so fufilled and satisfied..I just can't get enough of these delicious recipes 5 stars!! ..(although the one asian ginger cookie recipe is a bit light for more liking so I just had 2time the amount!)

http://www.lulu.com/product/ebook/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/15920431?productTrackingContext=search_results/search_shelf/center/1

redzero
03-07-2012, 03:47 PM
Now Europeans won't go hungry and they'll have variety.

/sp

cantthinkofanything
03-07-2012, 03:48 PM
Jeezus. Won't that ruin the moment?

JudynTX
03-07-2012, 03:49 PM
so, your last few threads have been :

wanna meet ron jeremy?
hulk hogan sex tape?
sperm cookbook?

...interesting

:lol Not just men think about sex all day.

Ryan Fitzpatrick
03-07-2012, 03:53 PM
My god-kids seem to like my grilled semen sandwiches. I just tell them it's white american cheese and they dig in enthusiastically.

cantthinkofanything
03-07-2012, 03:56 PM
Just think how many meals DMC has wasted in his ass.

Ryan Fitzpatrick
03-07-2012, 04:04 PM
Just think how many meals DMC has wasted in his ass.

just think of how many meals your mom's ass has taken off the table

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-yo

I masterbate
03-07-2012, 04:05 PM
I should bottle my juice.

Magua
03-07-2012, 04:16 PM
choosy moms choose jiz

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-07-2012, 04:17 PM
Use to be you needed a fertility clinic if you wanted to jerk off and end up with a bun in the oven.

baseline bum
03-07-2012, 04:20 PM
You gonna stand in line to get that autographed?

DisAsTerBot
03-07-2012, 04:21 PM
:lol Not just men think about sex all day.

noted. :toast

DMC
03-07-2012, 04:25 PM
Just think how many meals DMC has wasted in his ass.
Nachos...

mrsmaalox
03-07-2012, 04:30 PM
Oh man, the Catholics are gonna be PISSED OFF!!

Viva Las Espuelas
03-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Nah. Government is not requiring you to buy it.

manufan10
03-08-2012, 10:41 AM
:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow




link (http://http://now.msn.com/living/0307-sperm-recipes.aspx)

I'll be waiting to read your report on your favorite recipes. :toast

Viva Las Espuelas
03-08-2012, 10:50 AM
I'd say the ceviche