Got to do a guest post for BasketBawful

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Hey guys, I got to do a guest post for one of my favorite blogs in Basketbawful, so for those who care, I thought I'd post it:

http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2012/03/worst-of-night-march-7-2012.html

EDIT: Here's the newest post for last night's games (March 12): http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2012/03/razas-worst-of-night-march-12-2012.html



Enjoy my friends :toast

[Giuseppe]

"And then Kobe happened. Going 9-31 from the field Kobe shot the Lakers out of this game as they fell apart in the fourth after "nursing" a 76-55 lead."

I know the view is a slice of heaven, but, get your head outta your ass.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

"And then Kobe happened. Going 9-31 from the field Kobe shot the Lakers out of this game as they fell apart in the fourth after "nursing" a 76-55 lead."

I know the view is a slice of heaven, but, get your head outta your ass.

Only after Kobe gets his head out of his ass

[Giuseppe]

Only after Kobe gets his head out of his ass

You couldn't just write the gd thing without stepping out the fucking side door.

Asshole.

[redzero]

:lol Dale

He's supposed to write about it. That's the whole point. Believe it or not, Kobe isn't immune to criticism.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

:lol seriously

[Giuseppe]

:lol Dale

He's supposed to write about it. That's the whole point. Believe it or not, Kobe isn't immune to criticism.

Horseshit. He stooped.

After his posting of the soccer story I was proud of him.

I shoulda known better.

[redzero]

:rollin

The ENTIRE point of the blog is to recount the worst performances around the NBA. What would you have had him do when it came to covering Lakers? Please answer this honestly.

[Giuseppe]

:rollin

The ENTIRE point of the blog is to recount the worst performances around the NBA. What would you have had him do when it came to covering Lakers? Please answer this honestly.

Act like somebody, edit the rolling laughing head and I'll we'll have a civil discourse. Otherwise, you're an asshole like Amused.

C'mon, you can do it, daddy. You don't need it. Stand on your own two feet.

[redzero]

What would you have had him do when it came to covering Lakers? Please answer this honestly.

[DPG21920]

quit crying.

[Goran Dragic]

I'm pretty sure Kobe's mother gets less upset at criticism towards Kobe than Dale does

[redzero]

It's kind of sad that this guy can't take any criticism that's directed towards a complete stranger that he's never met.

[Goran Dragic]

It's kind of sad that this guy can't take any criticism that's directed towards a complete stranger that he's never met.
:lol seriously. He's probably more tolerant of his own children being criticized

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol to be fair, Kobe's mother doesn't even like him..

[Goran Dragic]

:lol to be fair, Kobe's mother doesn't even like him..
:lol seriously? When was this revealed?

[Giuseppe]

What would you have had him do when it came to covering Lakers? Please answer this honestly.

There you stood on your own two feet without the rolling laughing head.

Congratulations.

[Giuseppe]

What would you have had him do when it came to covering Lakers? Please answer this honestly.

Divorce himself from his presence here and act like a writer instead of an asshole child you ran to the "typewriter" giggling the entire fuckin' way.

[thispego]

Very pedestrian IMHO, and you didn't even proof read it. I'd give it a D-.

[redzero]

Divorce himself from his presence here and act like a writer instead of an asshole child you ran to the "typewriter" giggling the entire fuckin' way.

He took shots at the Rockets, Bobcats, Raptors, Hawks, Bucks, Clippers, Suns, Knicks, Cavaliers, Warriors, and Hawks, too. Again, that's the point of the website. What about that do you not understand?

Kobe Bryant doesn't know about you. He doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about you getting offended about what some blogger posted on the internet. He will not come into your house and kill you if you don't defend him. You don't need to defend him all the time.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol seriously? When was this revealed?

Kobe's parents didn't speak to him from the day of his marriage, up until 2-3 years ago, IIRC:lol..

It was a media frenzy, during the first game that Kobe's parents attended, a few years ago, IIRC..

[Giuseppe]

Kobe's parents didn't speak to him from the day of his marriage, up until 2-3 years ago, IIRC:lol..

It was a media frenzy, during the first game that Kobe's parents attended, a few years ago, IIRC..

:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

Very pedestrian IMHO, and you didn't even proof read it. I'd give it a D-.

He was too busy pressing the submit button twixt Kobe shovin' 'em into OT and the next 5 minutes of game time.

[DPG21920]

You are a whiner and it's unbecoming

[Giuseppe]

You are a whiner and it's unbecoming

You are Kori's nephew and it's enviable.

[DPG21920]

Fine, but quit crying.

[Giuseppe]

Fine, but quit crying.

Just checkin' assholes.

[redzero]

:lol Dale ignoring everything else and focusing on the part about Kobe
:lol taking this personally
:lol paranoid

[rayjayjohnson]

awesome.

[Giuseppe]

:lol
:lol
:lol

Red, on his crutch agian.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[DPG21920]

Roll eyes is no different. You've no room

[redzero]

Red, on his crutch agian.

Funny coming from somebody who dodges questions that he can't answer.

[Giuseppe]

Roll eyes is no different. You've no room

No. He's has no room.

[Giuseppe]

Funny coming from somebody who dodges questions that he can't answer.

At least you dropped the [rolling laughing head].

Bravo.

[Giuseppe]

"Lakers at Wizards Generals:"

C'mon. He's a fuckin' asshole child.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Yeah, the grammar needed to be cleaned up.

Thanks guys for the kind words :tu

[redzero]

At least you dropped the [rolling laughing head].

Bravo.

At least you responded this time, instead of dodging like you did a few minutes ago.

Ha ha.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

"Lakers at Wizards Generals:"

C'mon. He's a fuckin' asshole child.

That is something the blog calls them. Same deal with craptors, bobcraps.

[DPG21920]

Don't explain yourself to him. He's a whiner. This is his deal; anything negative about his 2nd team and he tries to deflect and muddy the waters.

[Giuseppe]

That is something the blog calls them. Same deal with craptors, bobcraps.

So you're claiming you didn't write that part?

[Giuseppe]

Don't explain yourself to him. He's a whiner. This is his deal; anything negative about his 2nd team and he tries to deflect and muddy the waters.

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

[rayjayjohnson]

So you're claiming you didn't write that part?

you clearly don't read said awesome blog, so stfu.

[Giuseppe]

Ha ha.

Red, using his crutch again.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[Giuseppe]

you clearly don't read said awesome blog, so stfu.

He claimed he wrote it. Either he was lying then, or, he's lying now.

[redzero]

Red, using his crutch again.

lmcontrollinao!!!

Do you or do you not use "Please" and "tee hee"?

[rayjayjohnson]

Owned.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

Do you or do you not use "Please" and "tee hee"?

Does Kobe lead the tired old shit bag Duncan, 5-4?

[Giuseppe]

Owned.

tee, hee.

To begin with WTF are you doing in here?

You got no fuckin' room. At home, Ray? Really?

Don't even start, motherfucker.

[redzero]

Does Kobe lead the tired old shit bag Duncan, 5-4?

Then why are you trying to criticize me for posting the same thing over and over again, when you have the same few phrases that you repeat ad nauseum?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Good stuff, Amused:tu

Only part I took exception with is the blaming Kobe part. It was Bynum's fault. He admitted as much.

[Giuseppe]

Then why are you trying to criticize me for posting the same thing over and over again, when you have the same few phrases that you repeat ad nauseum?

Because you ain't no better than me.

[rayjayjohnson]

To begin with WTF are you doing in here?

You got no fuckin' room. At home, Ray? Really?

Don't even start, motherfucker.

i don't need to read 'suppe's posts any more. I just flip a coin to decide which of his two schticks he's using today.

[redzero]

Because you ain't no better than me.

Show me a single post of mine where I posted only :lol in response to one of your posts. I have addressed the content of your posts far more than you have addressed mine, so don't pretend that I post the same way you do, because you know I don't.

Now prove my point by repeating another one your phrases instead of actually replying.

[Giuseppe]

i don't need to read 'suppe's posts any more. I just flip a coin to decide which of his two schticks he's using today.

You lost last night. You're in the same line with me.

[Giuseppe]

:lol

Big shot.

[DPG21920]

You lost last night. You're in the same line with me.

You lost two nights in a row though if we are being honest.

[rayjayjohnson]

You lost last night. You're in the same line with me.

you lost to the washington professional basketball team. I'm in line, you're waiting outside.

[Giuseppe]

you lost to the washington professional basketball team. I'm in line, you're waiting outside.

No. You're entitled. Ray ain't. Ray lost last night just like me.

[redzero]

Oh look, Dale ignored another one of my posts. Him trying to criticize the way others post is laughable. Just another instance of him being a hypocrite.

[DPG21920]

No. You're entitled. Ray ain't. Ray lost last night just like me.

But you lost two straight. Just making sure you remember. It's not that bad though.

[Giuseppe]

But you lost two straight. Just making sure you remember. It's not that bad though.

No problem. You're entitled. Ray ain't. He's in the same line with me.

[Giuseppe]

Oh look, Dale ignored another one of my posts. Him trying to criticize the way others post is laughable. Just another instance of him being a hypocrite.

And no emoticon. I'm teachin' ya.

tee, hee.

[redzero]

:lol still ignoring my post
:lol still crying about people posting the same thing over and over again when that's almost all he does
:lol still a giant hypocrite
:lol still butthurt by any criticism of Kobe

[Giuseppe]

:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol

Signed,

- Pappy

[redzero]

:cry don't criticize Kobe :cry

Grow a pair.

[Giuseppe]

[Originally Posted by Giuseppe http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/Style_Templates/nba/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5688351#post5688351)

:cry don't criticize Kobe :cry]

Gotcha!

[rayjayjohnson]

2 straight cully. 2 straight.

[redzero]

[Originally Posted by Giuseppe http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/Style_Templates/nba/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5688351#post5688351)

:cry don't criticize Kobe :cry]

Gotcha!

:lol can't quote properly
:lol butthurt when people criticize Kobe

[thispego]

Lol redzero's a fuckin twat house, most defensive poster on this site tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol thispego is going to offer money for pictures of red, now, tbh:lol..

Btw, I post primarily on my phone, but I'll have some cpu time this weekend, I'll make sure to upload the screenshots of pego offering money for pictures..

[redzero]

Lol redzero's a fuckin twat house, most defensive poster on this site tbh

Funny coming from a guy who's been defending himself for the last two days.

:lol getting butthurt about people who like to play videogames

[Giuseppe]

:lol
:lol

Red, gettin' his crutch on.

[Giuseppe]

2 straight cully. 2 straight.

You lost last night. Just like me. And you're being shit by resisting, Ray.

Shame on you.

[DMC]

Lol redzero's a fuckin twat house, most defensive poster on this site tbh
http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/541597-46415-42.jpg

[redzero]

X, gettin' his y on.

:lol still being a hypocrite

[Giuseppe]

:lol

Crutch time.

[Spursfanfromafar]

Hey, Amused. Basketbawful is a site that I don't want to miss and you made it even better with that nuanced hilarity post. Took the already great site up a few more notches. Nice turn of phrases and subtle humor. Congratulations.

Now that you have posted there, could you please ask the writers there to change the name of the Generals to the Idiots? :). The Generals are an exhibition team who are paid to lose, while the Wizards are exactly the opposite of what they are named - a bunch of low IQ highly athletic nincompoops :)

[DMC]

I thought it was well established that Dale is a massive hypocrite. I don't get why people keep pointing it out. It's like pointing out that Ron Artest is a nutjob.

[redzero]

True, but it does upset him to no end though.

[Bill_Brasky]

Crutch time.

Maybe if you want people to take you seriously you shouldn't disappear for months after the team you bandwagon gets swept.

[Giuseppe]

Maybe if you want people to take you seriously you shouldn't disappear for months after the team you bandwagon gets swept.

I never defend my fandom.

It's my religion.

[Giuseppe]

It's like pointing out that Ron Artest is a nutjob.

Who put Kobe on top of the tired old shit bag Duncan, 5-4.

tee, hee.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Hey, Amused. Basketbawful is a site that I don't want to miss and you made it even better with that nuanced hilarity post. Took the already great site up a few more notches. Nice turn of phrases and subtle humor. Congratulations.

Now that you have posted there, could you please ask the writers there to change the name of the Generals to the Idiots? :). The Generals are an exhibition team who are paid to lose, while the Wizards are exactly the opposite of what they are named - a bunch of low IQ highly athletic nincompoops :)

Will do my man :tu :lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Last time I will bump the thread because I got to do another post, for those that keep reading the blog, I'll be hoping to submit more posts in the future.

Here's the blog for last night's games (March 12): http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2012/03/razas-worst-of-night-march-12-2012.html

Thanks a lot guys

[Giuseppe]

^I'll read it and see if you've grown up at all, or, are still acting like an asshole child.

Good luck. I'll be back.

[Giuseppe]

^You just had to do the Khloe thing.

Asshole.

[redzero]

:lol Dale, a person who went around calling people's children retarded, is telling others to grow up.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Dale gives me free publicity, so post away my good man.

[Giuseppe]

Dale gives me free publicity, so post away my good man.

You stoop every fucking time.

Fuck you.

[rayjayjohnson]

Good post. I really liked the unconscious melo

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Good post. I really liked the unconscious melo

Thanks buddy :lol