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VBM
03-15-2012, 01:42 PM
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The Spurs have acquired Stephen Jackson in exchange for Richard Jefferson, sources tell Yahoo Sports.
Jackson played for the Spurs from 2001-2003 and coach Gregg Popovich loves him. There won't be a coach/player clash here. Once up to speed, Jackson projects as the starting small forward, a role Jefferson was playing 28.5 minutes per game in. Jackson is 33 and a wildly erratic shooter, but he'll be counted on to score points in San Antonio.

Per rotoworld

William Hung
03-15-2012, 01:46 PM
:cry Classiest trade in a long time :cry

Leetonidas
03-15-2012, 01:46 PM
Fuck yeah!!!!

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-15-2012, 01:48 PM
On the same day that Luke gets sent west to the Cleveland Steamers. That's some star crossed shit right there.

William Hung
03-15-2012, 01:49 PM
On the same day that Luke gets sent west to the Cleveland Steamers. That's some star crossed shit right there.

:lol

WeNeedLength
03-15-2012, 01:49 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/c7a7f154-7f20-4d4b-8d73-960dd9e94847.jpg

Koolaid_Man
03-15-2012, 01:50 PM
:flag:



Per rotoworld

so you got rid of a Dick and picked up a Prick...nice :toast

IronMaxipad
03-15-2012, 01:54 PM
classy move

VBM
03-15-2012, 01:54 PM
so you got rid of a Dick and picked up a Prick...nice :toast

Would a prick console a vanquished foe?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1032/1418770594_2370f2e356.jpg

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 01:57 PM
First a rapist, now this.

Goran Dragic
03-15-2012, 01:58 PM
No matter how you look at it good trade for San Antonio tbh

VBM
03-15-2012, 01:59 PM
And I'll leave djohn to start the Camby thread, but damn, Houston rolling with the Haitian sensation and Camby now.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:01 PM
No matter how you look at it good trade for San Antonio tbh

It all depends. If he's still quitting on coaches and shooting them in the back then it's not a good trade. If he was playing possum when he quit and shot those coaches in the back and won't quit anymore in San Antonio, or attempt to shoot Pop in the back then it's a good trade.

DeadlyDynasty
03-15-2012, 02:02 PM
No matter how you look at it good trade for San Antonio tbh

yup, can't hate on the Spurs for this. Dropped the biggest faggot in the league and added some toughness.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:02 PM
And I'll leave djohn to start the Camby thread, but damn, Houston rolling with the Haitian sensation and Camby now.

Camby is an older version of Gerald Wallace=a loser in a winner's circle. It happens.

William Hung
03-15-2012, 02:03 PM
He never quit on Don Nelson imo

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:03 PM
yup, can't hate on the Spurs for this. Dropped the biggest faggot in the league and added some toughness.

Who has quit and left a trail of slain coaches in his wake.

First a rapist in Neal. Now this.

William Hung
03-15-2012, 02:04 PM
You've no room, your Fisher quit as well.


Who has quit and left a trail of slain coaches in his wake.

First a rapist in Neal. Now this.

Reck
03-15-2012, 02:05 PM
A one armed player would be more effiecient then dick lover.

So long fool.

Koolaid_Man
03-15-2012, 02:17 PM
He never quit on Don Nelson imo


after Kobe torched this clown in a preseason game no less...Stephen "bad-ass" Jackson completely melted down...check this shit out:


While guarding Kobe: Jackson picked up five fouls and one technical foul in less than 10 minutes in the Warriors 110-91 preseason win over the Lakers. Jackson then got into a verbal confrontation with coach Don Nelson, who sent him to the locker room for the rest of the night.

Now after getting clowned by Kobe on the court he gets mad at his teammates for not helping him defend Kobe when they went 1 on 1...

Check out his response to Kobe lighting him up:



"Nobody reacted but me so the team didn't have a reaction," Jackson said. "It was only me standing up for myself. I don't think anybody else stood up for me. But if the shoe was on the other foot, I would have stood up for somebody on my team. And they didn't do the same for me."

There were some reports that Bryant called Jackson "young fella" during their time on the court together and that may have played a role in Jackson's blowup.



"I'm not going to bow down," Jackson said. "I'm not a fan of Kobe. I'm not somebody who looks up to him. I'm a grown man myself. So when I go out there and play the game, I play the game. I feel like I'm just as good as him. I might not get the publicity or notoriety he gets, but I feel like I can play with anybody in the NBA any given night.

"I think everybody should feel like that. Everybody should be a competitor and I don't back down from anybody. I've never been like that and I'm not going to start today. ... It ain't envy. I ain't jealous of anybody. At the end of the day I'm still blessed to be in this game, taking care of my family. I think it's just the fact that what's fair is fair and I want to be treated fair as a man. Just like anybody else would."

:lmao nice pick-up

Koolaid_Man
03-15-2012, 02:19 PM
ohh I forgot here's a visual:

mYuva1vHTTs

VBM
03-15-2012, 02:21 PM
x9IT8sl-UhE

:rollin

William Hung
03-15-2012, 02:21 PM
Bah you know you wouldn't mind having Sjax on your team. He's a Robert Horry type guy when he's on a good team.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:22 PM
Bah you know you wouldn't mind having Sjax on your team. He's a Robert Horry type guy when he's on a good team.

True. But, he quit and he murdered coaches. And SpursFan is going to answer for that.

This, I vow.

VBM
03-15-2012, 02:23 PM
True. But, he quit and he murdered coaches. And SpursFan is going to answer for that.

This, I vow.

Nah, he just muddled his way through life until he got back to the only real coach he ever played for.

William Hung
03-15-2012, 02:24 PM
True. But, he quit and he murdered coaches. And SpursFan is going to answer for that.

This, I vow.

Let us proceed... :lol

cheguevara
03-15-2012, 02:24 PM
we'll miss his 9.2 points and 3.5 rebounds per game :cry

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:25 PM
Nah, he just muddled his way through life until he got back to the only real coach he ever played for.

Muddled my ass. You ain't walkin' away from this, if that's what you're thinking. ---"This is big time, baby."---

Who said it, V?

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:26 PM
we'll miss his 9.2 points and 3.5 rebounds per game :cry

And his mulatto ass in your gay fantasies.

William Hung
03-15-2012, 02:26 PM
muddled my ass. You ain't walkin' away from this, if that's what you're thinking. ---"this is big time, baby."---

who said it, v?

ace

VBM
03-15-2012, 02:35 PM
Muddled my ass. You ain't walkin' away from this, if that's what you're thinking. ---"This is big time, baby."---

Who said it, V?

Jax didn't quit when he went knockdown/dragout at the Palace in 07.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:38 PM
Jax didn't quit when he went knockdown/dragout at the Palace in 07.

But, he's quit since then and committed murder.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 02:39 PM
ace

:toast

Goran Dragic
03-15-2012, 02:55 PM
Soooo when specifically has Jackson quit? Can we at least get an example?

LkrFan
03-15-2012, 03:01 PM
Jack should have never left SA. Great trade tbh.

Bobby Peru
03-15-2012, 03:02 PM
it's one cum stained mess upstairs

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-15-2012, 03:03 PM
Soooo when specifically has Jackson quit? Can we at least get an example?

Well there was that one game where he responded to critics calling him a chucker by completely refusing to shoot. That was him right?

William Hung
03-15-2012, 03:03 PM
it's one cum stained mess upstairs

:rollin

DMC
03-15-2012, 03:46 PM
Cool, now we don't have to worry about our Dick rising to the occasion, we just get our Jack on.

benefactor
03-15-2012, 03:47 PM
it's one cum stained mess upstairs
I've dropped loads...loads aplenty I tell you.

nkdlunch
03-15-2012, 03:51 PM
tyA2SqMpyys

Stalin
03-15-2012, 09:50 PM
indeed, it is, a massive circle jerk upstairs, with lefty as the pivot man, tbh

VBM
03-15-2012, 10:21 PM
indeed, it is, a massive circle jerk upstairs, with lefty as the pivot man, tbh

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/3120196/72950_Pacers_Spurs_Basketball.jpg

Because the bitch on the right be gone!

DPG21920
03-15-2012, 10:44 PM
Be honest, DD, you love Jax back on the Spurs.

Technique
03-15-2012, 11:03 PM
That ghetto nigga won't follow protocol. He'll think he's the best player on that team and as soon as he sees Kobe his eyes will light up. Then Luva will say... "sick em, Peace."

Just like in '03... Retard.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:10 PM
The Spurs have their own quitter and coach killer now.

Congratulations.

ElNono
03-15-2012, 11:12 PM
The Spurs have their own quitter and coach killer now.

Congratulations.

no, we're not trading you the rapist... I know you're a big fan of his work...

DPG21920
03-15-2012, 11:17 PM
Even though I hate his ass, I normally respect what Cull says. But this is different. He's scared and I don't like it. He's lying and scrambling and it's unbecoming. This is not the way it's supposed to be. He's supposed to rise to the challenge; instead he's lying to himself and others.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:18 PM
Even though I hate his ass, I normally respect what Cull says.

:rolleyes

Leetonidas
03-15-2012, 11:19 PM
Even though I hate his ass, I normally respect what Cull says. But this is different. He's scared and I don't like it. He's lying and scrambling and it's unbecoming. This is not the way it's supposed to be. He's supposed to rise to the challenge; instead he's lying to himself and others.

He mad :lol

DPG21920
03-15-2012, 11:24 PM
He can roll his eyes; hell I probably deserve it. I knowingly deny this man his cookies on a regular basis. Deep down though, I listened and believed he believed what he was typing. This is different. I'm calling ass.

Creepn
03-15-2012, 11:34 PM
Wait wait...this is real???

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:34 PM
He can roll his eyes; hell I probably deserve it. I knowingly deny this man his cookies on a regular basis. Deep down though, I listened and believed he believed what he was typing. This is different. I'm calling ass.

Please.

DPG21920
03-15-2012, 11:41 PM
I knew it.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:43 PM
I knew it.

:rolleyes

DPG21920
03-15-2012, 11:45 PM
Captain Jack. Jax.

Goran Dragic
03-15-2012, 11:45 PM
Soooo when specifically has Jackson quit? Can we at least get an example?
Guess not.

There's no way anyone can possibly say this is a bad trade for the Spurs.

DPG21920
03-15-2012, 11:46 PM
Goran, this is the same damn guy that said Hedo/Childress would help the Suns. Ask him if he said that.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:46 PM
Goran, this is the same damn guy that said Hedo/Childress would help the Suns. Ask him if he said that.

Come ta Pappy.

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:47 PM
Captain Jack. Jax.

Quitter & coach murderer.

VBM
03-15-2012, 11:50 PM
Quitter & coach murderer.

Even if he were to have murdered a coach, they were asking for it. Just call him Jax Kevorkian

Goran Dragic
03-15-2012, 11:53 PM
Hedo/Childress would help the Suns.
:lol that's even worse than him saying this is a bad trade

Giuseppe
03-15-2012, 11:57 PM
:lol that's even worse than him saying this is a bad trade

lmcontrollinao!!!

WeNeedLength
03-16-2012, 12:07 AM
Dale up against a wall and resorting to his usual parroting tactics. Nothing to see here folks.

DMC
03-16-2012, 12:07 AM
Dale Got the other half of the Palace duo, a bona fide rapist who didn't nut and Mike fucking Brown, not to mention of his forum crew, one is an anime loving faggot Paki and the other a pink chimp.

Yeah, he mad.

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:09 AM
Dale Got the other half of the Palace duo, a bona fide rapist who didn't nut and Mike fucking Brown.

Yeah, he mad.

You've nary room. Your Neal raped and your Jackson quit and murdered coaches.

Congratulations.

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:09 AM
Dale up against a wall and resorting to his usual parroting tactics. Nothing to see here folks.

Oh, you'd better believe it, daddy-O. I'm comin' & I'm comin' hard.

DPG21920
03-16-2012, 12:13 AM
Seppe, do you want to play the spurs in the playoffs?

DMC
03-16-2012, 12:14 AM
You've nary room. Your Neal raped and your Jackson quit and murdered coaches.

Congratulations.

“Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did.” - Kobe

Nov. 4, 2005

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A jury acquitted two former La Salle basketball players of rape Friday, discounting prosecutors' contention that the woman involved was too drunk to consent to sex.
Attorneys for Gary Neal and Michael Cleaves maintained that the sex was consensual and that the woman, then 19, made up the allegation out of embarrassment after other female basketball players began to gossip.
"We put our faith in the jury system and they didn't let us down," said Wendy Goldstein, who represented Neal.

BUMP
03-16-2012, 12:14 AM
Guess not.

There's no way anyone can possibly say this is a bad trade for the Spurs.

But Cubby's gonna fight the good fight dammit! Even though it's a good trade, he's gonna spam the same "Jackson quit" shit over and over. That'll show 'em!!

BvTNyKIGXiI

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:26 AM
But Cubby's gonna fight the good fight dammit! Even though it's a good trade, he's gonna spam the same "Jackson quit" shit over and over. That'll show 'em!!

Never said it wasn't.

But, you're right. SpursFan is going to answer for Jackson quitting and Jackson murdering coaches.

No free rides. Unless you ask for mercy.

tee, hee.

BUMP
03-16-2012, 12:32 AM
Speaking of free rides, seppe, YEEHAWWWWW!

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:33 AM
Speaking of free rides, seppe, YEEHAWWWWW!

Lettin' Chandler drift away from Southfork.

tee, hee.

DPG21920
03-16-2012, 12:33 AM
Seppe, do you want to play the spurs in the playoffs?

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:34 AM
[[[Originally Posted by DPG21920 http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/Style_Templates/nba/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5702459#post5702459)

Seppe, do you want to play the spurs in the playoffs?]]]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

BUMP
03-16-2012, 12:34 AM
Lettin' Chandler drift away from Southfork.

tee, hee.

Giddey-up!

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:35 AM
Giddey-up!

Dirk quittin' for a week.

tee, hee.

ElNono
03-16-2012, 12:36 AM
rememba det time when Dale was going to quit for a month, but then quit the quit?

tee, hee

BUMP
03-16-2012, 12:36 AM
VWAIjYs9Lws

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:37 AM
rememba det time when Dale was going to quit for a month, but then quit the quit?

tee, hee

I was entitled. It was my charter.

DPG21920
03-16-2012, 12:38 AM
I remember when Seppe lost a bet to me, was supposed to leave, asked me in private if he could come back even though he welshed on me and I said yes.

Jax.

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:40 AM
I remember when Seppe lost a bet to me, was supposed to leave, asked me in private if he could come back even though he welshed on me and I said yes.

Jax.


Your regrets are your own.

------

Jax is a quitter and a coach burner.

redzero
03-16-2012, 12:40 AM
Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.

DPG21920
03-16-2012, 12:41 AM
Seppe, your conclusions are your own. I never said I regretted showing you mercy even though you wronged me.

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:41 AM
Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.

You lost last nite and ran.

tee, hee.

DMC
03-16-2012, 12:42 AM
I was entitled. It was my charter.
http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/image.jpg

BUMP
03-16-2012, 12:44 AM
My favorite spoiled millionaires are better than yours! Nanananabooboo...

redzero
03-16-2012, 12:45 AM
You ran almost 40 years ago, and you've been running ever since.

Can't stand being away from an Internet message board for a few days? No wonder Charlie outlasted you; he was made of better stuff.

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 12:45 AM
[[[Originally Posted by Giuseppe http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/Style_Templates/nba/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5702535#post5702535)

My favorite spoiled millionaires are better than yours! Nanananabooboo... ]]]

:rolleyes

SpursNextRomanEmpire
03-16-2012, 01:19 AM
True. But, he quit and he murdered coaches. And SpursFan is going to answer for that.

This, I vow.

You don't vow anything except deviancy.

Giuseppe
03-16-2012, 08:02 AM
You don't vow anything except deviancy.

Perhaps, but, Stephen Jackson quit and he killed coaches. And you hired him.

Let us proceed...