Dr House
03-16-2012, 12:29 AM
Guys a little help please. I'm trying to build a resume to become Kobe's new jizz vacuum. Now that Fisher's gone to Houston I think I have a chance. I just got surgery and my asshole is even more flexible than before.
Anyway, never mind that, fact is that I'm in a predicament. So far on my resume I've put "fan of 16 time world champions Los Angeles Lakers" and that's about it. Shouldn't be too hard though. My sole existence relies on the successes of players who wouldn't take a watery doodoo on me if I was on fire so we can just go from there and build on that.
Any suggestions you lard fucks?
Anyway, never mind that, fact is that I'm in a predicament. So far on my resume I've put "fan of 16 time world champions Los Angeles Lakers" and that's about it. Shouldn't be too hard though. My sole existence relies on the successes of players who wouldn't take a watery doodoo on me if I was on fire so we can just go from there and build on that.
Any suggestions you lard fucks?