The Mono Show

[Monostradamus]

This coming Wednesday evening will be the date of the next show. March 21st.

If you guys want to do a "smack off" and whatnot, coordinate it among yourselves in this thread.

[Giuseppe]

What's the movie going to be?

[DPG21920]

:lol Trying to distract from Jax making his debut.

Clever. But not clever enough.

[Goran Dragic]

There should be a segment about Hedo Turkoglu and Josh Childress

[Koolaid_Man]

This coming Wednesday evening will be the date of the next show. March 21st.

If you guys want to do a "smack off" and whatnot, coordinate it among yourselves in this thread.

I'm in...

Provide me the dail in numbers, the phaggot that I'm debating, and the debate topic...let's get this shit cracking :toast

[Giuseppe]

There should be a segment about Hedo Turkoglu and Josh Childress

You had it last time and I cleaned your fuckin' clock. Made ya crawl, belly draggin', chubby ass in the air.

[Giuseppe]

:lol Trying to distract from Jax making his debut.

Clever. But not clever enough.

Quitter and coach murderer's debut.

[midnightpulp]

I'm in...

Provide me the dail in numbers, the phaggot that I'm debating, and the debate topic...let's get this shit cracking :toast

Should be you and DPG, naturally.

Gimmie that faggot Luva.

[Muser]

There should be a segment on Obstructed View saying Fisher is decent defensively.

[Monostradamus]

I'm in...

Provide me the dail in numbers, the phaggot that I'm debating, and the debate topic...let's get this shit cracking :toast

Kool, tbh I'd love for you to call in. You can ask your fellow Laker fan Cubby, if you call in you will be treated well and you'll get a chance to say whatever you want. You'd have to PM me with some sort of info to confirm it's really you, though, as I'm sure there will be impostors trying to call in as well.

[Monostradamus]

There should be a segment on Obstructed View saying Fisher is decent defensively.

:lmao holy fuck, that really happened?

[Muser]

Okay, I have league pass. I'm watching the Wizards game now, their last loss.

Fisher had 9 points, 5 assists and 2 steals while John Wall went 1-8 and scored 4 points with 5 turnovers. The Lakers were up by 21 midway through the third quarter. When Fisher came back in halfway through the fourth quarter, the Lakers were up by 2.

Am I the only one watching games? The only thing more ridiculous than saying Fisher is done as a defender is saying that Sessions is going to be an improvement.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=192969&page=4

[midnightpulp]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=192969&page=4

Wow. Fisher is the worst defending point guard in the league, and has been for some time.

[TheMACHINE]

Maybe Billy Bob will call in again.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool, tbh I'd love for you to call in. You can ask your fellow Laker fan Cubby, if you call in you will be treated well and you'll get a chance to say whatever you want. You'd have to PM me with some sort of info to confirm it's really you, though, as I'm sure there will be impostors trying to call in as well.


ok then let's Barter....you talk to those faggot ass bitches that serve on the EC and tell those once a month period having bitches to vote to unpink me..then I can PM you...:lol

[midnightpulp]

ok then let's Barter....you talk to those faggot ass bitches that serve on the EC and tell those once a month period having bitches to vote to unpink me..then I can PM you...:lol

Lol begging.

[Koolaid_Man]

Lol begging.


again does this sound like I'm begging? not hardly you faggots thought I would but you got the game all twisted...I like SCUBA gear...which is basically Self Contained...the only thing I wish is that I was god....I wish that so badly being a mortal human is humbling...life can be a bitch and then you die....but I digress..you will never see Kool begging for shit...I don't need it I just enjoy it...Now suck my dick...and btw why don't you lobby for me...I know you're curious to know what my first post - post pinking will be :lol



ok then let's Barter....you talk to those faggot ass bitches that serve on the EC and tell those once a month period having bitches to vote to unpink me..then I can PM you...:lol

[Fpoonsie]

Sweet. If I've got tha night off, I'll try to call in.

[midnightpulp]

again does this sound like I'm begging? not hardly you faggots thought I would but you got the game all twisted...I like SCUBA gear...which is basically Self Contained...the only thing I wish is that I was god....I wish that so badly being a mortal human is humbling...life can be a bitch and then you die....but I digress..you will never see Kool begging for shit...I don't need it I just enjoy it...Now suck my dick...and btw why don't you lobby for me...I know you're curious to know what my first post - post pinking will be :lol

I don't give a shit if you fuckin' call in and recite Shakespeare in what would probably be a high-pitched negro voice that sounds like a mix of Chris Rock and an angry welfare queen bitching at the DMV, you ain't getting my vote for an unpinking.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't give a shit if you fuckin' call in and recite Shakespeare in what would probably be a high-pitched negro voice that sounds like a mix of Chris Rock and an angry welfare queen bitching at the DMV, you ain't getting my vote for an unpinking.


How did you know I was on welfare....I'm a nothing but a welfare ghetto loving king :lol

now go vote me....why? cuz I'm that nigga you love to hate...I'm that nigga you fear...I'm Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson. Terrel Owens, Kobe Bryant, Barry Bonds, and Barrack Obama all rolled up into one...

[DPG21920]

Fpoon, outside chance I might be able to meet up tomorrow for the Mavs game? You down for a beer perhaps?

[Koolaid_Man]

Fpoon, outside chance we might be able to meet up tomorrow for the Mavs game? You down for a small dick perhaps?


I'm sure he is

[DPG21920]

You want me to tell them to un-pink you? I have the power.

[Koolaid_Man]

You want me to tell them to un-pink you? I have the power.


It's not that simple...tell them to blow me first...then and only then should they unpink me

[DPG21920]

Now you're acting tough :lol

U sad, u mad & u pink. Neal wit dat girl :lol

[midnightpulp]

How did you know I was on welfare....I'm a nothing but a welfare ghetto loving king :lol

now go vote me....why? cuz I'm that nigga you love to hate...I'm that nigga you fear...I'm Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson. Terrel Owens, Kobe Bryant, Barry Bonds, and Barrack Obama all rolled up into one...

Fear you?

I made you on this site. No one knew who the fuck you were or cared until I made you relevant by lampooning your homosexual relationship with Luva via THAT NIGGUH OGBobbyJohnson, and then I followed that up by posting your blackplanet profile and making fun of your white water rafting trips.

That said, credit also goes to mavs>spurs for making you.

Without us, you'd be an irrelevant shit-stain Lakers fan like namlook or PGDynasty.

[Koolaid_Man]

Fear you?

I made you on this site. No one knew who the fuck you were or cared until I made you relevant by lampooning your homosexual relationship with Luva via THAT NIGGUH OGBobbyJohnson, and then I followed that up by posting your blackplanet profile and making fun of your white water rafting trips.

That said, credit also goes to mavs>spurs for making you.

Without us, you'd be an irrelevant shit-stain Lakers fan like namlook or PGDynasty.

:lol

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[DPG21920]

Mono, Jax just foiled your plans :lol

He's debut will be tomorrow v the Mavs. Might want to re-schedule this show.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Is anything/anybody fair game?

[Goran Dragic]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=192969&page=4
:lmao

[Giuseppe]

Jax

Quitter and coach slainer.

[Fpoonsie]

Fpoon, outside chance I might be able to meet up tomorrow for the Mavs game? You down for a beer perhaps?

Gotta work tomorrow night, so I'll miss tha game altogether. Thought about recording it, but every time I record a Spurs/Mavs game to watch later, I jinx tha goddamn thing.


I'm sure he is

Uhhhhh, yeah. If I wasn't working.

[Koolaid_Man]

Gotta work tomorrow night, so I'll miss tha game altogether. Thought about recording it, but every time I record a Spurs/Mavs game to watch later, I jinx tha goddamn thing.



Uhhhhh, yeah. If I wasn't working.

Are you a bitch or a nigga...if you're a bitch then I'm jealous you would even consider fucking a small dick like DPG....if you a nigga then fuck off..go ahead and have your beer with that shrimp on a stick.

[mavs>spurs]

Should be a good one, I'll have to catch it on replay due to work/school

[midnightpulp]

Are you a bitch or a nigga...if you're a bitch then I'm jealous you would even consider fucking a small dick like DPG....if you a nigga then fuck off..go ahead and have your beer with that shrimp on a stick.

More homo shit from that cum guzzler of mouth you have, I see.

I have a feeling your name is Reginald. A perfect first name for an Afro-American faggot.

[Koolaid_Man]

More homo shit from that cum guzzler of mouth you have, I see.

I have a feeling your name is Reginald. A perfect first name for an Afro-American faggot.

:lmao

Steady Reggie is my name....

I love you midget your the coolest

[Samuel Eto'o]

mono,,,,the fucking goods.

finally.

[midnightpulp]

Aight how about this......

Kool I want you on the show before you get your unpinking, and I want it confirmed that it's really you who calls in, so this is what i propose...

A smackoff between Kool and midnightpulp. Each of you gets 60 seconds to talk some shit at each other. After both of you go, people will call in and vote for the winner, first one to five votes wins.

Kool if you win, the EC will appeal to Kori to have your pinking removed immediately.

mid if you win, Kool stays pinked and the EC will appeal to Kori to give you absolute veto power on any attempts to unpink Kool, meaning he's essentially your bitch for life.

How does it sound fellas?

I'm game.

[Latarian Milton]

why can't u eat less pickles & save the money to pay the website, and make dis shit everyday?

[Monostradamus]

Mid is in, Kool are you gonna step up or bitch out?

[Goran Dragic]

I don't support kool's unpinking regardless, so the EC wouldn't go along with that.

[Monostradamus]

I don't support kool's unpinking regardless, so the EC wouldn't go along with that.

I'll get the votes.

[Goran Dragic]

Good luck getting 12 votes that go along with possibly unpinking kool

[Monostradamus]

This is all pointless anyways, no way in hell does Kool accept the challenge. He doesn't wanna get on the air and have us all hear his effeminate lispy voice.

[midnightpulp]

You in, you faggot?

[Koolaid_Man]

This is all pointless anyways, no way in hell does Kool accept the challenge. He doesn't wanna get on the air and have us all hear his effeminate lispy voice.


you pasty ass white boys gonna bow before my big chocolate salty balls before I agree to anything...

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[redzero]

:lol of course he doesn't want people to hear his voice. He'd probably pay somebody to pretend to be him before that happens.

[mavs>spurs]

Mono I don't think you want kool on your show at all, might ruin the whole thing and he'll probably just get one of his boyfriends to call in anyway. Then we might have the possibility of having him unpinked again, I just don't see where his gay ass is worth the risk. Show was great last time without any homos on the air, I think. If Cubby wants to convince his buddy to call in with him then fine, but don't barter with that faggot.

[DMC]

Just have Dale describe his encounter with Kevin. That will be much better.

[Koolaid_Man]

Mono I don't think you want kool on your show at all, might ruin the whole thing and he'll probably just get one of his boyfriends to call in anyway. Then we might have the possibility of having him unpinked again, I just don't see where his gay ass is worth the risk. Show was great last time without any homos on the air, I think. If Cubby wants to convince his buddy to call in with him then fine, but don't barter with that faggot.

Hey my supa fine and cheeky friend it just dawned on me that Maverick rhymes with Faggit.... :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hey my supa fine and cheeky friend it just dawned on me that Maverick rhymes with Faggit.... :lol

No, it doesn't.

[DMC]

No, it doesn't.
In honkey turned monkey world it does.

[Koolaid_Man]

In honkey turned monkey world it does.


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[monosylab1k]

Kool, as you can see, nobody wants you unpinked. The only way for it to ever happen is to call in to my show and battle for your freedom. Beat mid on my show and I guarantee you that you will be unpinked. That's all. You have the terms, either agree to them or have fun staying pink, I could give a fuck less.

[BUMP]

They bragged when they beat the Spurs in '09, when Duncan was playing on what he termed "half a leg" and Ginobili wasn't playing at all. They've constantly been arrogant for years, despite the fact that they're a joke franchise. And now because their one dimensional, career choke artist for a best player is down a few days, we're supposed to feel sorry for them? Boo-hoo, they're having to deal with a couple of injuries. Try dealing with a couple of seasons worth.

Why would anyone feel sorry for them? Serves those arrogant, ignorant pricks right.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool, as you can see, nobody wants you unpinked. The only way for it to ever happen is to call in to my show and battle for your freedom. Beat mid on my show and I guarantee you that you will be unpinked. That's all. You have the terms, either agree to them or have fun staying pink, I could give a fuck less.


hahaha...are you guys fucking nuts...you don't get it do you...being pinked is only a mild irritant...Kori holds the keys...and to be quite honest...I will probably never be un-pinked and I'm ok with that as long as it's

Kobe 5

The Spurs 4

and also I will never subscribe to the rules to be unpinked...I told Kori before the pinking to feel free to ban me and instead she chose to pink me through the Kangaroo court...so it's cool...Listen I admit I'm a tad bit arrogant, conceited, haughty,or whatever you want to call it..and I do genuinely look down on most ST posters and get great thrills from it and I admit I may be wrong for that...but you guys fucking deserve it...because you're rude and have no class...you make fun of genuine misfortunes in life like Cobbler's injury's or Fisher's daughter and then try to look at me as the bad guy...you guys are fucking nuts...

so revel in it..I know you want me to dail into your bullshit ass show to give it some relevancy / legitimacy but why should I...you think I don't know how the votes will go once I destroy your resident midget...of course I do..listen I'm never slacking on my pimping I helped to invent the game the game didn't invent me...:lol

and that's word to your mothers

[redzero]

:lol yeah, he's scared.

[Koolaid_Man]

In other words, you have an effeminate voice and you know mid would tear your asshole apart

My right hand...my pimp hand is very strong...come again

[redzero]

:lol so scared. Even DPG called in before, and he has the voice of a midget on helium. Kool's voice must be really embarrassing.

[Giuseppe]

,,,or, he doesn't want his asshole torn apart.

[redzero]

...which still means that he's scared.

[Giuseppe]

...which still means that he's scared.

Would you want your asshole torn apart, Red? No, seriously, would ya?

[redzero]

How is that relevant? Koolaid_Man does nothing but pretend to be a badass on the Internet. You claiming that he might be scared doesn't help his case at all.

[Giuseppe]

How is that relevant? Koolaid_Man does nothing but pretend to be a badass on the Internet. You claiming that he might be scared doesn't help his case at all.

Okay, relax. I won't tear your asshole up this morning, doc.

:lol

[Goran Dragic]

Guiseppe's asshole has taken so much of a beating on this site I guess he'd know about getting his asshole torn.

:lol Turkoglu
:lol Childress

[Koolaid_Man]

How is that relevant? Koolaid_Man does nothing but pretend to be a badass on the Internet. You claiming that he might be scared doesn't help his case at all.

I don't claim to be a bad ass....I rep for the playboys....:toast

Now I can't have Cully questioning the potential tightness of my asshole...so consider me in

Send me the info I need to join I will put on a hell of a show...and midget bring the vasoline and cigarettes....

[redzero]

:lol Even Dale thinks that Kool is scared.

[Giuseppe]

:lol Even Dale thinks that Kool is scared.

Nobody wants their asshole torn apart. Would you, Red. Would you want your asshole torn apart?

[Giuseppe]

Guiseppe's asshole has taken so much of a beating on this site I guess he'd know about getting his asshole torn.

:lol Turkoglu
:lol Childress

Though you was adorable bending over for me during the last Mono show.

But, that's how a bear & twink go about it.

[Monostradamus]

Kool, if you're serious about this then we'll set the mid/Kool showdown for 9 PM central time on Wednesday evening. I still want you to provide me with some way of knowing it's really you though. Also, if you're a no show there will be consequences far worse than a standard pinking.

[Goran Dragic]

Though you was adorable bending over for me during the last Mono show.

But, that's how a bear & twink go about it.
n!gga please, the minute I mentioned Turkoglu you went on some whiny rant about how we should let you off the hook for that retarded prediction.

[Koolaid_Man]

n!gga please, the minute I mentioned Turkoglu you went on some whiny rant about how we should let you off the hook for that retarded prediction.


please stop plagarizing my nigga please shtick :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool, if you're serious about this then we'll set the mid/Kool showdown for 9 PM central time on Wednesday evening. I still want you to provide me with some way of knowing it's really you though. Also, if you're a no show there will be consequences far worse than a standard pinking.


I'm in...let's get it on brothers....what's the debate topic....also I want more time than just a 1:1 battle with midget...I have a bone to pick with, DPG, DMC, and many many others.... I'm on a war path....I'm tired of you Ho's...including you

[Giuseppe]

n!gga please, the minute I mentioned Turkoglu you went on some whiny rant about how we should let you off the hook for that retarded prediction.

And then you proceeded to remove your black & white saddle shoes and short pants and bend over.

[DPG21920]

hahaha...are you guys fucking nuts...you don't get it do you...being pinked is only a mild irritant...Kori holds the keys...and to be quite honest...I will probably never be un-pinked and I'm ok with that as long as it's

Kobe 5

The Spurs 4

and also I will never subscribe to the rules to be unpinked...I told Kori before the pinking to feel free to ban me and instead she chose to pink me through the Kangaroo court...so it's cool...Listen I admit I'm a tad bit arrogant, conceited, haughty,or whatever you want to call it..and I do genuinely look down on most ST posters and get great thrills from it and I admit I may be wrong for that...but you guys fucking deserve it...because you're rude and have no class...you make fun of genuine misfortunes in life like Cobbler's injury's or Fisher's daughter and then try to look at me as the bad guy...you guys are fucking nuts...

so revel in it..I know you want me to dail into your bullshit ass show to give it some relevancy / legitimacy but why should I...you think I don't know how the votes will go once I destroy your resident midget...of course I do..listen I'm never slacking on my pimping I helped to invent the game the game didn't invent me...:lol

and that's word to your mothers


I'm in...let's get it on brothers....what's the debate topic....also I want more time than just a 1:1 battle with midget...I have a bone to pick with, DPG, DMC, and many many others.... I'm on a war path....I'm tired of you Ho's...including you

:lol so much for all that tough talk.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol so much for all that tough talk.


it's only about the debate not being unpinked....

I stand accused!!!!

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[DPG21920]

Make up whatever excuse you want; I think you're an even bigger punk now and there wasn't much downward movement left :lol

[redzero]

And then you proceeded to remove your black & white saddle shoes and short pants and bend over.

Was that before or after you cried to luva and Kool about how much the prediction smack was bothering you?

[Koolaid_Man]

Make up whatever excuse you want; I think you're an even bigger punk now and there wasn't much downward movement left :lol

I like you...I have nothing bad to say about you at all...I think you're pretty funny actually...see DPG...not even the pinking could ruin my lovely spirit...I'm a happy person so I have no reason to go around being mad about online musings and ravings of real life losers...I don't consider you a loser though I think you're one of a few of the intelligent ones...well intelligent in some areas just not when it comes to fair wagers :lol

[DPG21920]

Flattery gets you nowhere I'm a substance and style guy; you need both.

Red, my voice is more like a normal person on helium; not a midget tbh...

[Giuseppe]

Was that before or after you cried to luva and Kool about how much the prediction smack was bothering you?

Before.

[Koolaid_Man]

Flattery gets you know where. I'm a substance and style guy; you need both.

Red, my voice is more like a normal person on helium; not a midget tbh...


I bet you're also petite, cute, and hairy with nice curly bangs...

[Giuseppe]

I bet you're also petite, cute, and hairy with nice curly bangs...

I hope it's in the genes.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol so scared. Even DPG called in before, and he has the voice of a midget on helium. Kool's voice must be really embarrassing.


Kool vs Midget aka - O'Hara

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[redzero]

Yep, YouTube videos and homosexual advances--Kool's bread and butter.

[monosylab1k]

okay Kool, in your current pinked state, can you recieve or send PM's? Like I said before, I still think you're going to bitch out of this, or send an imposter to do your work for you, so I want some sort of confirmation that it's really you.

[Koolaid_Man]

okay Kool, in your current pinked state, can you recieve or send PM's? Like I said before, I still think you're going to bitch out of this, or send an imposter to do your work for you, so I want some sort of confirmation that it's really you.


I can't PM while pinked but it doesn't matter just send me the info in this thread what's the fucking hold up

[monosylab1k]

The call in number for the show will be available on the day of the show. I really hope you call in, I think you'll find the Mono Show to be much more fair and forgiving to you than the NBA Forum. Even koriwhat got some respect on The Mono Show, so the bar is really low for you.

If you legitimately beat mid, your freedom will be granted, but only after you prove it's really you that called in.

[Koolaid_Man]

Yep, YouTube videos and homosexual advances--Kool's bread and butter.


and this is what it's going to be like when I dail in me against the world

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[redzero]

Great, another YouTube video that nobody will watch!

On a sidenote, I wonder who Harlem will pretend to be this time.

[Koolaid_Man]

The call in number for the show will be available on the day of the show. I really hope you call in, I think you'll find the Mono Show to be much more fair and forgiving to you than the NBA Forum. Even koriwhat got some respect on The Mono Show, so the bar is really low for you.

If you legitimately beat mid, your freedom will be granted, but only after you prove it's really you that called in.


but you can't grant my freedom...nor do I want you to...that is going to come from the heart and hands of my mama...I'm not worried about you clowns...you guys are just unwitting pawns in the high stakes poker game being played between me, Kori and TimVp :toast

[Goran Dragic]

but you can't grant my freedom...nor do I want you to...that is going to come from the heart and hands of my mama...I'm not worried about you clowns...you guys are just unwitting pawns in the high stakes poker game being played between me, Kori and TimVp :toast
your mama is a n!gger

[Koolaid_Man]

your mama is a n!gger



:lol...Yo mama jokes really...ok I'm game :toast


Yo mama pussy so nasty they won't even eat it on Fear Factor :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Better save that gold for your showdown with Mid


puhlease I got kids working for me...you think I'm actually preparing for midget....give me 2 min and some chicken wangs...midget has OCD and is lower class middle age balding white guy and me...I'm Kool

[Fpoonsie]

On a sidenote, I wonder who Harlem will pretend to be this time.

Tha faggot's more entertaining when he has time to read, backspace, and re-type something slightly more clever.

[Koolaid_Man]

and Mono I will be dialing in with an untraceable number.... lol

[Roddy Beaubois]

Flattery gets you nowhere I'm a substance and style guy; you need both.

Red, my voice is more like a normal person on helium; not a midget tbh...

So you are a 5'5 man with a high pitched voice who spends the majority of his time taking a basketball forum more seriously than anyone else on the site?
God, you prolly run through a pack of junior sized condoms a day.

[Koolaid_Man]

So you are a 5'5 man with a high pitched voice who spends the majority of his time taking a basketball forum more seriously than anyone else on the site?
God, you prolly run through a pack of junior sized condoms a day.


why are you messing with that dude...:lol

May I join in please:

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[Roddy Beaubois]

Kool you better go off Wednesday. I know you wont miss the chance for the world. I'll be listening.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool you better go off Wednesday. I know you wont miss the chance for the world. I'll be listening.


I'm not going off...I'm going to be what I always am..which is Kool :lol