Rick Santorum

[Iranian BoogeyMan]

I see you lurking..you finally signed up but you are too late to stop me! The nuclear weapon of mass destruction is almost complete....by the time you are able to get in office I will have blown up the entire world!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

BOOOOO I'M COMING TO GET YOUUUU ALL!!!!

[Rick Santorum]

:cry:cry:cry the Iranianboogeyman is coming for me :cry:cry:cry

[Iranian BoogeyMan]

Ha! Cower in fear you mere mortal! You and your army of fetuses are no match for me and the Revolutionary Guard! We will drop weapons of mass destruction on your cities and poison the food supply with Mifepristone!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Rick Santorum]

Ha! Cower in fear you mere mortal! You and your army of fetuses are no match for me and the Revolutionary Guard! We will drop weapons of mass destruction on your cities and poison the food supply with Mifepristone!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:cry don't make fun of baby Gabriel :cry

That was a highly personal issue. It was so personal I regularly speak about it publicly in order to get votes.

[Iranian BoogeyMan]

Bow to me Rick!! You NEED me in order to win this election!! Together we can rule the world!!