How comes when lightnin strike da ocean

[Robert Griffin III]

all da fish dont die?

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

this could have been posted in the random thought thread...attention whore...

[cantthinkofanything]

all da fish dont die?

yo...RG3 ain't some dumb nig like you makin him sound nig.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

All the fish don't die because there are already dead fish in the water and the shock restart the hearts the dead ones while it kills the others. The next time the lightning strikes it kills the revived fish and makes the ones the first strike killed come alive again.

[Goran Dragic]

I figured the glorified version of lefty would have a post like this^

[CubanMustGo]

Apparently this is not the RG3 who graduated 7th in his class from Copperas Cove, received a bachelors in Political Science from Baylor in 2010 with a 3.67 GPA, and who is currently working on a masters degree in Communication.

[DisAsTerBot]

Apparently this is not the RG3 who graduated 7th in his class from Copperas Cove, received a bachelors in Political Science from Baylor in 2010 with a 3.67 GPA, and who is currently working on a masters degree in Communication.

no, it's the one that posts here

[Goran Dragic]

Apparently this is not the RG3 who graduated 7th in his class from Copperas Cove, received a bachelors in Political Science from Baylor in 2010 with a 3.67 GPA, and who is currently working on a masters degree in Communication.
lol Political Science


one of the most worthless majors that exist

[Goran Dragic]

It's also always funny people rave about an athlete with a high GPA. Athletes have people do their homework for them and take tests for them, they almost have to try to fuck up academically.

[Gutter92]

Because salt doesn't conduct electricity

[CavsSuperFan]

Since lightning tends to spread along the surface of the ocean, where humans swim, it’s best for people to leave the water. Fish are generally found deeper in the ocean where the electric current is less likely to catch them, however a fish unfortunate enough to be at the surface close to a lightning bolt would most certainly be fried...

Ever work on a 220 circuit & get shocked? That hurts real bad...

[Gutter92]

Since lightning tends to spread along the surface of the ocean, where humans swim, it’s best for people to leave the water.

What do you mean "its best for people to leave the water"...is there a certain limit to how far it will spread? For example, if lightning strikes 5 miles from me and I'm in the Mediterranean sea, will I be fried?

[BUMP]

received a bachelors in Political Science and who is currently working on a masters degree in Communication.

:lol how is that impressive?

[BUMP]

It's also always funny people rave about an athlete with a high GPA. Athletes have people do their homework for them and take tests for them, they almost have to try to fuck up academically.

Basically

And if they don't outright cheat, they're gonna take the easiest classes, know which teachers are the easiest, and get their own private tutor for free.

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao I missed the part about a masters in communications

lol mastering communication

[cantthinkofanything]

What do you mean "its best for people to leave the water"...is there a certain limit to how far it will spread? For example, if lightning strikes 5 miles from me and I'm in the Mediterranean sea, will I be fried?

Didn't you listen??? If you're in the water, you should swim deeper. After the lightening hits, come up for some air, then go back down.

[cantthinkofanything]

:lol how is that impressive?

It's impressive because he's a black athlete. Plus he has the "III" at the end of a pretty white sounding name. He also doesn't sound like Chris Tucker when he speaks. He just needs to lose the braids.

[Goran Dragic]

It's impressive because he's a black athlete.
:lol exactly. Every time a black athlete demonstrates he has a higher IQ than the average chimpanzee, people hype him up like he's a genius who has an offer to join mensa because of how rare it is when a black athlete has a higher IQ than the average chimpanzee.

[cantthinkofanything]

:lol exactly. Every time a black athlete demonstrates he has a higher IQ than the average chimpanzee, people hype him up like he's a genius who has an offer to join mensa because of how rare it is when a black athlete has a higher IQ than the average chimpanzee.

But he probably don't be as dumb to ask about the lightnin and da ocean neither.

[BUMP]

:lol exactly. Every time a black athlete demonstrates he has a higher IQ than the average chimpanzee, people hype him up like he's a genius who has an offer to join mensa because of how rare it is when a black athlete has a higher IQ than the average chimpanzee.

I bet RGIII has the same amount of school intelligence as a sorority girl who just sits in the library for hours memorizing "The War of 1812 started in 1812", brags about it on facebook, and passes the tests due to memorizing shit that she'll forget the next day only to brag to mommy and daddy.

[cantthinkofanything]

I bet RGIII has the same amount of school intelligence as a sorority girl who just sits in the library for hours memorizing "The War of 1812 started in 1812", brags about it on facebook, and passes the tests due to memorizing shit that she'll forget the next day only to brag to mommy and daddy.

Who know how smart he is. I just sayin you can't look just at his grades and his major. From the couple interviews I seen, he seem pretty thoughtful though.

[Roddy Beaubois]

I bet RGIII has the same amount of school intelligence as a sorority girl who just sits in the library for hours memorizing "The War of 1812 started in 1812", brags about it on facebook, and passes the tests due to memorizing shit that she'll forget the next day only to brag to mommy and daddy.

:lmao

[DMC]

It's "skrike"

[Creepn]

:lmao @ you muthafuckas trying to justify how a black man is smarter and more accomplished than you dumbasses.

Have fun.

[BUMP]

he seem pretty thoughtful though.

:lol That's the thing. He seems thoughtful because he doesn't break into the dougie while yelling ebonics at the reporter halfway through the interview. The standards are just low. IMO he sounds just like any ordinary non-freshman college kid

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao @ you muthafuckas trying to justify how a black man is smarter and more accomplished than you dumbasses.

Have fun.

Creepn, what did we talk about in the other thread? Do not veer from the lesson plan

[BUMP]

:lmao @ you muthafuckas trying to justify how a black man is smarter and more accomplished than you dumbasses.

Have fun.

This black man is going to be more successful than me because he was born with ridiculous athleticism. Otherwise he'd be working at Wal-Mart right now like 99% of the other people who majored in the art of talking who thought they were gonna :cry change the world :cry

[redzero]

Jesus Christ, here we go again.

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao @ you muthafuckas trying to justify how a black man is smarter and more accomplished than you dumbasses.

Have fun.
He's a more accomplished athlete than me, academically it's a different story.


lol needing to live through successful n!ggas

[DMC]

Brain muscles

[Creepn]

Creepn, what did we talk about in the other thread? Do not veer from the lesson plan

So this is what you call a "skoach" of racism?? This thread is reeks of it.

[DeadlyDynasty]

So this is what you call a "skoach" of racism?? This thread is reeks of it.

and notice I led by example and restrained myself from adding fuel to the fire. You're not holding up your end of the bargain.

[Creepn]

and notice I led by example and restrained myself from adding fuel to the fire. You're not holding up your end of the bargain.

Lol a fire?? This is a bonfire. No, the bargain was a "skoach" of racism. Not a whole damn thread dedicated to it.

[Roddy Beaubois]

Lol a fire?? This is a bonfire. No, the bargain was a "skoach" of racism. Not a whole damn thread dedicated to it.

:cry

[Creepn]

:cry

:cry. Please stop spoiling the racism thread :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

You disappoint me, Creepn. I thought we had become friends.

[MavDynasty]

Apparently this is not the RG3 who graduated 7th in his class from Copperas Cove, received a bachelors in Political Science from Baylor in 2010 with a 3.67 GPA, and who is currently working on a masters degree in Communication.

Did he graduate in 08 or a lil before?

He raped my high school football team in the playoffs in the semi finals :lol

[BUMP]

this fuck gets a racist RGIII troll and i can't get Ghost of Bin Laden approved?

STUFF THIS STUFF

tbh hemann82 might be the worst poster ever.

There are guys who suck so bad they're actually funny. There are guys that suck so bad they're annoying which even gets them noticed. This guy is neither annoying/funny just a poster who tries to be funny and fails so bad everytime. The sad thing is that it's obviously a mookie crew member and all of them are funny from time to time which makes it even more weird.

I'm not saying you should commit suicide but if you ever want to end your life you should probably do it

[redzero]

His "material" is truly awful. Just bad.

[Goran Dragic]

i thought for the longest time he was a CBF troll.

Hopefully he's not a real poster, that would be a bad sign for humanity.

[Goran Dragic]

What is more impressive?

An architecture degree from Stanford, or a political science degree from Baylor?

[redzero]

Case in point.

[BUMP]

:depressed
i've got some real thinking to do..


Oh this is coming from mavfan

:lol

zing!

[BUMP]

:wow

you win bro. plz just stop
:yield

[redzero]

:lol Are you saying that your semen was in another man's asshole? That explains a lot.

[Goran Dragic]

as far as the nfl is concerned, who gives a shit
Generally, in football, you want the QB to be the smartest player on the field.

[DMC]

What is more impressive?

An architecture degree from Stanford, or a political science degree from Baylor?

MASTER OF ARTS IN RELIGION

The M.A. in Religion is an advanced degree for persons interested in furthering their theological and ministerial education.

The M.A. in Religion is offered to supplement the M. Div. Degree at the seminaries. Master of Arts courses at Wayland are accepted into the Master of Divinity Degree at selected seminaries.

How would you like to be called "Master of Divinity" at a night club? That would be pretty ok.

[MavDynasty]

Sup dmc

[MavDynasty]

Why do you think he said generally, dipshit?

[Goran Dragic]

http://www.nflpassers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brett-favre-young.jpg
There's an exception to every rule.

For every Brett Favre, there are countless Jamarcus Russells and Vince Youngs too stupid to be a successful QB.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Black QB's suck as pros. That's not up for debate.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Cool, 1 SB as a starter--and he was a journeyman QB whose RB rushed for over 200 yds that game.

Mark Rypien won 4 years later with 2 of those great receivers, the line, and the coach.

Next.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Warren+Moon+137th+Kentucky+Derby+Arrivals+stGYQhPa xCDl.jpg

No SB's...not even sure if he made it to a conference championship in his career.

Next.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Also, RG3's blackness aside, find me the last Big 12 QB to win a playoff game (as a starter):lol

I'll give you all the time you need, you have nothing better to do.

[Goran Dragic]

Since it's become the Big 12 I don't think there's been a single Big 12 QB to win a playoff game.

amirite?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Since it's become the Big 12 I don't think there's been a single Big 12 QB to win a playoff game.

amirite?

dets right!

Black QB + Big 12 QB = Certain NFL Failure.

[lebomb]

........an white folks suck at all other sports that black folks play in.


:(