Funniest names in NBA History?

[BUMP]

not sure why i made this thread, but all of a sudden this guy popped up in my head out of nowhere today.

His name: Ruben Boumtje Boumtje

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/basketball/nba/players/3559.jpg

i remember making him a 99 overall player in some old NBA game i used to have and turned him into the next Shaq. (played for Portland) Not sure why i picked him crofl tbh imho fwiw

what are some other funny nba names in history?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

When I saw the thread title I instantly thought of:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2796/4077987830_bae69451a9_o.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jake Tacosalad for the Suns

[Sec24Row7]

World B. Free

[TimmehC]

MWP has to be considered, tbh.

[Mel_13]

Harthorne Wingo

[DeadlyDynasty]

Popeye Jones...maybe not the funniest name, but definitely the funniest looking m'fer

[manufan10]

http://millercards.net/im_qd_large/qd559.jpg

I always thought he had a funny name.

[midnightpulp]

Spurs fans forgetting Uwe Blab?

Used to put that motherfucker in besides the Admiral in Lakers vs. Celtics for my own version of the pre-Duncan/Robinson Twin Towers.

[Darth_Pelican]

Funny in the sense that you will always be second fiddle

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZeTtlmezL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[CavsSuperFan]

Tennis… Anna Smashnova
Baseball… J.J. Putz… Johnny Dickshot
Swimming… Misty Hyman
WNBA… DeWanna Bonner
Football… Harry Colon… Dick Butkus
Soccer… Dean Windass
Figure Skating… Irina Slutskaya
NASCAR… Dick Trickle
Hockey… Ron Tugnutt
NBA Nicknames… Robert Tractor Traylor… Bryant Big (Fat) Country Reeves… Round Mound of Rebound Charles Barkley… Anthony Pig Miller…

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't you mean Oliver Miller?

[Goran Dragic]

WNBA… DeWanna Bonner

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Ballsac Magoo

[ALVAREZ6]

When I saw the thread title I instantly thought of:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2796/4077987830_bae69451a9_o.jpg
Same. That name is fucking ridiculous.

[Seventyniner]

Shammgod was the one that popped to mind for me, but I didn't know that he ever played in the NBA.

Too bad Duany Duany and Chief Kickingstallionsims never made the NBA...

[Chris]

not NBA , but what crackhead names their kid Coco Crisp

[NicolasBatum]

Koko Archibong !!!

http://www.nba.com/media/lakers/archibong_140_030724.jpg

[Linsanity]

DeJuan Wagner
DeMarcus Cousins
DeLonte West
DeAndre Jordan


LeBron James
LaMarcus Aldridge
LaMar Odom

Rasheed Wallace
Shaquille Oneal
Chauncey Billups
Kobe Bryant
Rajon Rondo
Antoine/Antwan Walker/Jamison

Black people aren't very smart.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dwyane Wade. You gotta be smokin' some serious rock to fuck up your kid's name like that

[JRHernandez88]

MugsSey Bogues

[irishock]

Black men have the stupidest names in the world.

[lefty]

Every nfl player = lemarcus

[Spursfan092120]

http://millercards.net/im_jb_large/jb095.jpg

[DMC]

Isiah

How do you even fucking pronounce that?

[NRHector]

Kobe Barrels