Sucked on my girls toes for about 30min. last night..........

[lebomb]

And no she doesnt have a big assed toes like Hendricks. :p:


They is quite purty, and taste like strawberries. :makeout

[Facts]

And no she doesnt have a big assed toes like Hendricks. :p:


They is quite purty, and taste like strawberries. :makeout

Toes do not taste like strawberries, unless you have been stomping them for jam.

Don't get me started on what toe jam tastes like.

[cantthinkofanything]

And no she doesnt have a big assed toes like Hendricks. :p:


They is quite purty, and taste like strawberries. :makeout

I guess it's easier for you to think of it as sucking your "girl's toes" than the reality of sucking your boyfriend's dick.

[NewcastleKEG]

Eat her ass instead

[step up to the mike]

When it comes to sucking on my wife her toes are the last thing I'm thinking of.

[cantthinkofanything]

When it comes to sucking on my wife her toes are the last thing I'm thinking of.

You're right. Her breasts are fantastic.

[William Hung]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4660/deathprooffootfetish.jpg

[lebomb]

Eat her ass instead


Did that afterwards............. :p:

[thispego]

you know how i know this is your first girlfriend ever?

congrats

[lebomb]

you know how i know this is your first girlfriend ever?

congrats



Its that obvious?? :wow

[Salad Tosser]

Did that afterwards............. :p:

:tu

[Koolaid_Man]

And no she doesnt have a big assed toes like Hendricks. :p:


They is quite purty, and taste like strawberries. :makeout

IMPRESSIVE and OUTSTANDING...try sucking them with apple cidar vinegar...that way you can disenfect your throat as you swallow the toe infection down.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so hows the girlfriends dick u sucking on?

[TDMVPDPOY]

so hows the girlfriends dick u sucking on?

[silverblk mystix]

I once got near my girl's feet and was peppering her with kisses all over...
she pulled away and discouraged me from kissing anywhere near her feet...

Naturally, I grew curious...thinking she was probably just ticklish...

I tried again one day...same thing...

Finally...she revealed the reason;

She says that her man's place is not ever going to be associated with her feet...she places me in a higher place and that a man kissing anyone's feet is just degrading himself...she gently guided me away from that area....

I never returned to that area and my respect for her grew...and I am lucky that she still respects me...It might be old fashioned , cheesy, or maybe it is just an Asian thing for her...but I decided to keep her and she has shown similar wisdom in many other facets of life and in our relationship that has kept me astounded for 11 years now...She's not prudish...as I can still give her foot massages and stuff...but something about kissing your lovers feet seems ...less than dignified...

Different strokes for different folks but something to think about here...

Does any man really want to be a slave to all his kinky fantasies and do anything...in the name of sex?

YMMV

[Leetonidas]

Fucking weirdo

[JudynTX]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[cantthinkofanything]

..but something about kissing your lovers feet seems ...less than dignified...
YMMV

But when you think about it, licking her where she pees, poops, and bleeds from doesn't sound dignified either.

[JoeChalupa]

But when you think about it, licking her where she pees, poops, and bleeds from doesn't sound dignified either.


:lol

[silverblk mystix]

But when you think about it, licking her where she pees, poops, and bleeds from doesn't sound dignified either.

I guess it would depend if she was actually in the process of peeing,pooping and bleeding while you were placing your mouth there....

which , for you, that's probably the ONLY way you do things...

[mrsmaalox]

For the record, I have enchantingly beautiful feet, and men are known to take notice. BUT if any man left me laying there for 30 min while he messed with my toes, I'd kick him upside the head and that would be the last he ever saw of my feet or any other part of me :)

[cantthinkofanything]

I guess it would depend if she was actually in the process of peeing,pooping and bleeding while you were placing your mouth there....

which , for you, that's probably the ONLY way you do things...

no, I only let your girlfriend suck my dick. anything else with her is too risky

[silverblk mystix]

no, I only let your girlfriend suck my dick. anything else with her is too risky

If you have a dick...you better spit it out...because it is not yours! :lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

oh yays! you made a funny!

[Dr.Scholl]

For the record, I have enchantingly beautiful feet, and men are known to take notice. BUT if any man left me laying there for 30 min while he messed with my toes, I'd kick him upside the head and that would be the last he ever saw of my feet or any other part of me :)

Pics or I call BS.

[lebomb]

Seriously???? yall kill me. Its not like she went stomping through the forest before I jammed her toes in my mouth. She had just taken a nice long shower........gave the massage and then I sucked the nail polish off her toes. :chestbump

[JudynTX]

Seriously???? yall kill me. Its not like she went stomping through the forest before I jammed her toes in my mouth. She had just taken a nice long shower........gave the massage and then I sucked the nail polish off her toes. :chestbump

So you ate nail polish?

[lebomb]

So you ate nail polish?

Nahhhh.......... just exaggerated a bit. But I did suck em and lick'm purty damn good. :hungry:

[2pac > Kobe]

Don't let the haters keep you down lebomb, keep suckin dem toes :toast

[cantthinkofanything]

I couldn't find the original thread so I thought I'd post this here. It's kind of related.

There was some debate about the need to wipe one's butt after making a doody. One side was adamant that it was unnecessary if you could keep the poopy off your hands. The other said that was preposterous and that after #2, one should always wipe their hands. Then they asked the board if anyone every got pooh pooh on their hands.

So I was thinking of ways to do a poop, wipe, and not wash your hands. Anyway, my idea is this:

Hold your poop until you can get to a Wal-Mart. Go get a pair of gloves, maybe wool (or a close synthetic), and sneak them into the bathroom with you. Put them on your hands and go poop. Then either get some toilet paper and wipe, or simply use the gloves to wipe your bottom. When you're done, take off the gloves and stick them behind the toilet. Or maybe try to flush them. Exit bathroom with clean bottom, clean hands, and the knowledge that you didn't have to waste soap and water washing up.

That's it! That's the way.

[lebomb]

Don't let the haters keep you down lebomb, keep suckin dem toes :toast

Don't worry playa.............dats why my girl is sprung. I be turnin it out.............. :perv:

Half these fools may still have a honey if they did some toe suckin an ass lickin fo-play :hat

[lebomb]

I couldn't find the original thread so I thought I'd post this here. It's kind of related.

There was some debate about the need to wipe one's butt after making a doody. One side was adamant that it was unnecessary if you could keep the poopy off your hands. The other said that was preposterous and that after #2, one should always wipe their hands. Then they asked the board if anyone every got pooh pooh on their hands.

So I was thinking of ways to do a poop, wipe, and not wash your hands. Anyway, my idea is this:

Hold your poop until you can get to a Wal-Mart. Go get a pair of gloves, maybe wool (or a close synthetic), and sneak them into the bathroom with you. Put them on your hands and go poop. Then either get some toilet paper and wipe, or simply use the gloves to wipe your bottom. When you're done, take off the gloves and stick them behind the toilet. Or maybe try to flush them. Exit bathroom with clean bottom, clean hands, and the knowledge that you didn't have to waste soap and water washing up.

That's it! That's the way.


Where da fuck you from Pakistan?? We wipe ova here nucca.......... :rolleyes

[cantthinkofanything]

Where da fuck you from Pakistan?? We wipe ova here nucca.......... :rolleyes

I wipe too. I was just trying to help. :depressed

[I. Hustle]

And I'm the one that gets called out for poop jokes?

[thispego]

lebomb has a serious oral fixation. Used to be just assholes now hes moving on to phallic objects like toes... What happened to you as a child, brah?

[benefactor]

Men who lick ass and suck feet need to deposit their dick at the nearest return box.

[ChumpDumper]

It's difficult to imagine a woman's not being bored off her ass after a couple of minutes.

[AmericanPsycho]

It's difficult to imagine a woman's not being bored off her ass after a couple of minutes.

Like yours is during sex?

[ChumpDumper]

Like yours is during sex?I never take more than a couple of minutes, so she doesn't have time to be bored. She has the rest of the week to be disappointed.

[silverblk mystix]

I never take more than a couple of minutes, so she doesn't have time to be bored. She has the rest of the week to be disappointed.

:lol

best 45 seconds of her week...

[CuckingFunt]

For the record, I have enchantingly beautiful feet, and men are known to take notice. BUT if any man left me laying there for 30 min while he messed with my toes, I'd kick him upside the head and that would be the last he ever saw of my feet or any other part of me :)

I don't think I'd get violent, but I imagine my boredom might inspire me to just go in the living room and watch TV instead.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so did lebomb sucked on his boyfriends toes?

[Kamala]

Maybe she is your SOLEmate:toast

[cantthinkofanything]

Maybe she is your SOLEmate:toast

Jesus Christ

[Agloco]

I couldn't find the original thread so I thought I'd post this here. It's kind of related.

There was some debate about the need to wipe one's butt after making a doody. One side was adamant that it was unnecessary if you could keep the poopy off your hands. The other said that was preposterous and that after #2, one should always wipe their hands. Then they asked the board if anyone every got pooh pooh on their hands.

So I was thinking of ways to do a poop, wipe, and not wash your hands. Anyway, my idea is this:

Hold your poop until you can get to a Wal-Mart. Go get a pair of gloves, maybe wool (or a close synthetic), and sneak them into the bathroom with you. Put them on your hands and go poop. Then either get some toilet paper and wipe, or simply use the gloves to wipe your bottom. When you're done, take off the gloves and stick them behind the toilet. Or maybe try to flush them. Exit bathroom with clean bottom, clean hands, and the knowledge that you didn't have to waste soap and water washing up.

That's it! That's the way.


Jesus Christ

[William Hung]

Maybe she is your SOLEmate:toast

That's a TOEbular joke :toast