What is faster than the speed of light?

[lebomb]

Usain Bolt is the only thing that comes to mind................ :huh

[William Hung]

A Pitbull would own a wolve!!!

[lebomb]

A Pitbull would own a wolve!!!

I know............its way faster!!!!

[redzero]

The time it takes for you to get a stupid idea and make a shitty thread out of it?

[cantthinkofanything]

Anal pudding at a boat builder convention?

[lebomb]

The time it takes for you to get a stupid idea and make a shitty thread out of it?


.............. :clap That is pretty fast!!!

[RaZon]

Cool Papa Bell (old negro leagues baseballer)

He was so fast he once hit a grounder between fist and second, had to jump over the ball rounding first for second.

He was so fast that he could turn the light switch off and then get undressed and in the bed before it got dark

[Reck]

The time it takes you to bust a nut?

[Facts]

Usain Bolt is the only thing that comes to mind................ :huh


Quantum entanglement acts faster than light.

[Wild Cobra]

What is faster than the speed of light?
Some would say gossip.

[RaZon]

The All Time 100m

lane

1.Donovan Bailey...Canada/born in Jamaica
2.Justin Gatlin...USA
3.Carl Lewis...USA
4.Usain Bolt...Jamaica
5.Asafa Powell...Jamaica
6.Tyson Gay...USA
7.Ben Johnson...Canada/born in Jamaica
8.Mo Greene...USA

[lebomb]

The All Time 100m

lane

1.Donovan Bailey...Canada/born in Jamaica
2.Justin Gatlin...USA
3.Carl Lewis...USA
4.Usain Bolt...Jamaica
5.Asafa Powell...Jamaica
6.Tyson Gay...USA
7.Ben Johnson...Canada/born in Jamaica
8.Mo Greene...USA


1st............. Bolt
2nd ........... Tyson Gay
3rd ............ Asafa Powell

IMHO

[lebomb]

Its funny...........I just came up with that finish order based on what Ive seen them do. Didnt know their actual times..........the order I have is what is actually the world record progression.

[cantthinkofanything]

Its funny...........I just came up with that finish order based on what Ive seen them do. Didnt know their actual times..........the order I have is what is actually the world record progression.

Yes, 50/50 is long odds. What are the chances. You must be one of those savants.

[lebomb]

Yes, 50/50 is long odds. What are the chances. You must be one of those savants.


...........dont you have some gloved ass wipin to do???

[cantthinkofanything]

...........dont you have some gloved ass wipin to do???

I don't. And anyway, what I try to do is schedule my BMs right before my showers. So I really don't have much of an issue.

[Saved By Zero]

Redzero responding to a mouse post

[redzero]

Redzero responding to a mouse post

Oh, hi mouse!

[Slomo]

A teacher in elementary school was asking her pupils what is the fastest thing they know of. The usual responses of cars, trains, planes were offered until somebody said light.
The teacher said "correct, light is the fastest thing we know of". Little Jane raised her hand and said what about thoughts?
The teacher smiled and said while technically probably not true she liked the idea of thoughts being even faster than light, and added that thoughts are the fastest thing on earth.
Little Jimmy jumped up excited saying "miss, miss my dad is even faster".
Really? How do you figure?
I'm not sure miss, but I distinctively overheard my dad saying to mom "I came faster than I thought"!

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Quantum entanglement acts faster than light.

That assumes there is a messenger particle that would require traveling like gluons and whatnot. Its not factual that quantum entanglement acts like light thus your statement cannot be held as fact.

[Facts]

That assumes there is a messenger particle that would require traveling like gluons and whatnot. Its not factual that quantum entanglement acts like light thus your statement cannot be held as fact.

You are an irritating son of a bitch.


Marry me.