20 man Battle Royal

[RaZon]

Andre the Giant
Batista
The Giant
Goldberg
Brock Lesnar
King Kong Bundy
Mark Henry
John Cena
The Undertaker
Killer Kowalski
Superstar Billy Graham
Stonecold Steve Austin
Kane
Hulk Hogan
Kevin Nash
The Rock
Dick the Brusier
Big John Studd
Crusher Lisowski
Fritz Von Erich

Who wins it?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Whoever McMahon wrote into the script would win.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Since I'm in a good mood I'll play along. I honestly don't know half of the list but I'll say kane.

[RaZon]

Whoever McMahon wrote into the script would win.

Well no shit:rolleyes

Dude, do you play that when you watch a movie? You play along.

Below you said Kane, he would be one of the first thrown out.

[Spurtacus]

Stephanie McMahon's boobies

[Spursfan092120]

I was gonna go with the "script" quote too, but I'll play along. I'd go with Austin, since he's won the most Royal Rumbles.

[TheProfessor]

Ric Flair.

[Trainwreck2100]

Hbk

[TheProfessor]

If we're going by WWE lore, I think it would actually have to be Andre, since he is supposed to hold the record for most Battle Royal victories.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Whoever McMahon wrote into the script would win.

[RaZon]

Alright, I'll try it again.

All those mentioned above plus these in a two ring 40 man Battle Royal. The winner of ring one or those mentoined above and the winner of ring two meet for the Championship.

Ring two.

Shawn Michaels
Brett "Hitman" Hart
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Triple H
Paul "Mr.Wonderful" Orndorf
Lou Thesz
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Kerry Von Erich
Sting
Randy Orton
The Shiek
Freddie Blassie
Bruno Sammartino
The Ultimate Warrior
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Lex Luger

[Spursfan092120]

If we're going by WWE lore, I think it would actually have to be Andre, since he is supposed to hold the record for most Battle Royal victories.


I was gonna go with the "script" quote too, but I'll play along. I'd go with Austin, since he's won the most Royal Rumbles.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Alright, I'll try it again.

All those mentioned above plus these in a two ring 40 man Battle Royal. The winner of ring one or those mentoined above and the winner of ring two meet for the Championship.

Ring two.

Shawn Michaels
Brett "Hitman" Hart
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Triple H
Paul "Mr.Wonderful" Orndorf
Lou Thesz
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Kerry Von Erich
Sting
Randy Orton
The Shiek
Freddie Blassie
Bruno Sammartino
The Ultimate Warrior
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Lex Luger

this is worster list then ring 1

[RaZon]

Sgt Slaughter

In place of who?

[RaZon]

this is worster list then ring 1

Who is missing?

[cantthinkofanything]

this is too heavily weighted with fake wrestlers. where are The Spoiler, Kabuki, and Bruiser Brody? Junkyard Dog?

[bus driver]

Stephanie McMahon's boobies

http://www.wrestlingaudio.com/ultrapw/images/stories/stephanie_mcmahon5_f1.jpg


:wow

[thispego]

dude love/cactus jack

[RaZon]

Ok ok ok...a 60 man Battle Royal. With the winners of each ring meeting in a Fatal Threeway.

Ring 3

Sgt Slaughter
Kabuki
Junkyard Dog
Brusier Brody
Cactus Jack
Scott Steiner
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes
Nikita Koloff
Roadwarrior Animal
Roadwarrior Hawk
Haystacks Calhoun
Antonioo Rocca
Edouard Carpentier
Bulldog Brower
Ray Stevens
Pepper Gomez
Gorgeous George
The Sensational Intelligent Destroyer
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Sholhi "Giant" Baba

[manufan10]

Zack Ryder

[resistanze]

Stone Cold
Shawn Michaels
Ring 3 Sucks
lol wrestling

[hehateme]

wtf no howard 'fucking' finkel shanking people with the mic while doing 1min introductions in between?

[RaZon]

Now that I've seen that we have no rasslin' historians here, a 10 Man Battle Royal.

"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Hulk Hogan
Stonecold Steve Austin
The Rock
John Cena
Goldberg
Shawn Michaels
Brett "Hitman" Hart
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Triple H

[DisAsTerBot]

Virgil!!!!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Virgil!!!!

He was Steve Austin before Steve Austin was Steve Austin.

[DisAsTerBot]

He was Steve Austin before Steve Austin was Steve Austin.

which is why i have my ted dibiase money belt riding on him to win it all

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Everybody's got a price!!!!

[TDMVPDPOY]

you could just select the top 10 of each decade from both organizations and put them in 2 rings...

[redzero]

Virgil!!!!

http://blogimages.thescore.com/aftermath/files/2011/11/virgil-wrestling-superstar.jpg

[RaZon]

Virgil wasn't much as a rassler. Way down there on the ladder.

[mavs>spurs]

bret hart outsmarts everyone and kicks their asses. the last two men in the ring are bret and stone cold, and rather than throw him over the top rope bret makes him tap to the sharpshooter. excellence of execution

[Girasuck]

That Virgil pic always cracks me up.

[RaZon]

bret hart outsmarts everyone and kicks their asses. the last two men in the ring are bret and stone cold, and rather than throw him over the top rope bret makes him tap to the sharpshooter. excellence of execution


You must be a Canadian.

[DisAsTerBot]

http://blogimages.thescore.com/aftermath/files/2011/11/virgil-wrestling-superstar.jpg

lol, shouldve stayed on as ted's butler tbh imo

[RaZon]

you could just select the top 10 of each decade from both organizations and put them in 2 rings...

How's bout...

WCW

Lex Luger
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Nikita Koloff
Tully Blanchard
Magnum T.A.
Ronnie Garvin
Barry Windham
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes
Sting
Ivan Koloff


WWF

Hulk Hogan
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Brett "Hitman" Hart
The Ultimate Warrior
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorf
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
King Kong Bundy
"Ravishing" Rick Rude

[mavs>spurs]

You must be a Canadian.

nope, bret was the best technical wrestler of all time and involved in some of the greatest all time matches. major catalyst to kickstart the attitude era and stone cold himself credited him with making his career. vince himself said he was maybe the biggest draw of all time and the only thing that kept the WWE afloat during its rough patch there when WCW was stealing all their talent and had the whole nwo thing going. bret was the man back in the day when i was like 7 years old and actually watched wrestling tbh.

[Spursfan092120]

nope, bret was the best technical wrestler of all time and involved in some of the greatest all time matches. major catalyst to kickstart the attitude era and stone cold himself credited him with making his career. vince himself said he was maybe the biggest draw of all time and the only thing that kept the WWE afloat during its rough patch there when WCW was stealing all their talent and had the whole nwo thing going. bret was the man back in the day when i was like 7 years old and actually watched wrestling tbh.

Dude...you're kidding, right? What Vince McMahon are you talking about? Vince has said over and over again that the man who kept them afloat was Shawn Michaels. Bret was one of those guys who WENT to WCW. Then, he didn't want to go by the code, and put someone over when he left, so they had to force it on him. Vince is hated in Canada because of it, but the people who know, know it was Bret's fault. Bret was IN the NWO in WCW..lol....you must be thinking of something else.

[Spursfan092120]

And "excellence of execution" was a gimmick. Bret was great, but best technical wrestler? Kurt Angle or Brock Lesnar...and it's not even close. Both are REAL wrestlers. Brock was a 4 year undefeated All American and Kurt won a gold medal in 1996.

[Spursfan092120]

http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2009-09/148883/1675200_640px.jpg?1254068485

[mavs>spurs]

wcw was growing stale by the time bret left for them dumbass, nwo was killing shit back in 96 and early 97 when bret was still in the wwf carrying the company. he put over shawn and steve austin who credits bret for making him. hart foundation, brets heel turn, and bret vs shawn/steve austin kickstarted the attitude era which ultimately saved the company.

by the time bret joined the nwo the whole thing was a joke and the wwe started winning the battle again, courtesy of the attitude era that bret helped kick off.

[gospursgojas]

nope, bret was the best technical wrestler of all time and involved in some of the greatest all time matches. major catalyst to kickstart the attitude era and stone cold himself credited him with making his career. vince himself said he was maybe the biggest draw of all time and the only thing that kept the WWE afloat during its rough patch there when WCW was stealing all their talent and had the whole nwo thing going. bret was the man back in the day when i was like 7 years old and actually watched wrestling tbh.

You're referring to the pre-attitude era....between the golden and attitude era...and Michaels kept them afloat before Austin took over, and not in anyway bret. People were tired of Bret.

The screwjob was the best thing the wwe could have done at the time.

[mavs>spurs]

You're referring to the pre-attitude era....between the golden and attitude era...and Michaels kept them afloat before Austin took over, and not in anyway bret. People were tired of Bret.

The screwjob was the best thing the wwe could have done at the time.

no, bret vs shawn/stone cold WAS the beginning of the attitude era..that's when things started to change. Of course the people were "tired" of Bret at the time, he went heel with the whole anti american thing and started trashing the american fan, pulled the whole thing off beautifully. people loved to hate him then. but his 60 minute iron man match with shawn michaels and i quit match with stone cold were both 2 of the top 5 matches of all time and stone cold has credited him on numerous occasions for the role that feud played in pushing him to the top of the business.

i know you like rey mysterio :lol but bret was one of the best

[RaZon]

Real wrestlers who were rasslers...hmmm?

Lesnar and Angle as mentioned.

Danny Hodge...was a legend.
Verne Gagne
Cowboy Dick Hutton
The Iron Sheik

No doubt I'm missing a few.

As far as Bret Hart goes, he had a certain cool about him. As we all know his family were all rasslers. His dad a legend in the Canadian rasslin' world. Bret could really wrestle but not on a par with those mentioned above.

I put him on a wrung of the ladder below...Hogan, Flair, Rhodes, Austin, Savage.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Real wrestlers who were rasslers...hmmm?

Lesnar and Angle as mentioned.

Danny Hodge...was a legend.
Verne Gagne
Cowboy Dick Hutton
The Iron Sheik

No doubt I'm missing a few.

As far as Bret Hart goes, he had a certain cool about him. As we all know his family were all rasslers. His dad a legend in the Canadian rasslin' world. Bret could really wrestle but not on a par with those mentioned above.

I put him on a wrung of the ladder below...Hogan, Flair, Rhodes, Austin, Savage.

ha! that's what i woulda done!

[Dick the Bruiser]

Andre the Giant
Batista
The Giant
Goldberg
Brock Lesnar
King Kong Bundy
Mark Henry
John Cena
The Undertaker
Killer Kowalski
Superstar Billy Graham
Stonecold Steve Austin
Kane
Hulk Hogan
Kevin Nash
The Rock
Dick the Brusier
Big John Studd
Crusher Lisowski
Fritz Von Erich

Who wins it?

I'd take this.

[RaZon]

I'd take this.

Let's go back to your day Dick, the 60's.

Fred Blassie
Dick the Brusier
The Shieik
Johnny Valentine
Edouard Carpentier
Antonio Rocca
Fritz Von Erich
Destroyer
Bulldog Brower
Pepper Gomez
Lou Thesz
Crusher Lisowski
Cowboy Bob Ellis
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Verne Gagne
Killer Kowalski
Ray Stevens
Pat O' Conner
Bruno Sammartino
Wilbur Snyder

[RaZon]

Pepper Gomez was a cheating bean bandit!


Hmmmmm?

20 man Hispanic Battle Royal.

Luis Martinez
Gory Guerrero
Hercules Cortez
Ciclon Negro
Rey Misterio
Enrique Torres
Hector Guerrero
Mil Mascares
Chavo Guerrero
Ricky Romero
Ramon Torres
Victor Rivera
Pedro Morales
Pepper Gomez
Jose Lothario
Torbellino Blanco
Eddie Guerrero
El Santo
Alberto Torres
Blackie Gordman

[Insomniac]

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/p/pamperofirpo/03.jpg
Pampero Firpo was a bad ass.

[RaZon]

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/p/pamperofirpo/03.jpg
Pampero Firpo was a bad ass.

Yes he was. Good one! The Great Pampero.

[RaZon]

This is the guy who inspired Ric Flair. The original "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers.

r-h1MGYABss (http://r-h1MGYABss)

This was about as big a match as it got at the time.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Alright, I'll try it again.

All those mentioned above plus these in a two ring 40 man Battle Royal. The winner of ring one or those mentoined above and the winner of ring two meet for the Championship.

Ring two.

Shawn Michaels
Brett "Hitman" Hart
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Triple H
Paul "Mr.Wonderful" Orndorf
Lou Thesz
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Kerry Von Erich
Sting
Randy Orton
The Shiek
Freddie Blassie
Bruno Sammartino
The Ultimate Warrior
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Lex Luger

wheres kurt angle, ken shamrock, big boss man

dont forget the godfather and his hos...

[TE]

Prime Goldberg shits on everybody.

[manufan10]

Hornswoggle, ftw

[Latarian Milton]

if it was a real fight mark henry would pwn them all asses tbh, nigga is swole as FUCK and only da big show could be possibly an even match to him imho

[RaZon]

wheres kurt angle, ken shamrock, big boss man

dont forget the godfather and his hos...

Yes I should have Kurt Angle there, no on the rest.

[RaZon]

if it was a real fight mark henry would pwn them all asses tbh, nigga is swole as FUCK and only da big show could be possibly an even match to him imho

Mark Henry as a noseguard in goal line/short yardage situations...hmm?

He would destroy the Giant and everyone else in a real fight.

[Spursfan092120]

wcw was growing stale by the time bret left for them dumbass, nwo was killing shit back in 96 and early 97 when bret was still in the wwf carrying the company. he put over shawn and steve austin who credits bret for making him. hart foundation, brets heel turn, and bret vs shawn/steve austin kickstarted the attitude era which ultimately saved the company.

by the time bret joined the nwo the whole thing was a joke and the wwe started winning the battle again, courtesy of the attitude era that bret helped kick off.

:lol thinking Bret carried the company. Shawn is the reason the WWF was anything at that time. Vince said it himself. I've got the DVD to prove it. Bret was always jealous of Shawn, which is part of why he left for WCW...that and money. The Attitude Era began before the Austin/Hart fued. It began when Jake Roberts (who was playing a born again Christian character at the time), during a completely off the cuff speech, got the famous "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass" quote. It wasn't until after that when the storylines had Austin taunt Hart until he returned, starting their fued. Hart was a great wrestler, but the WWF had no competition at that time. When they were down, it was Shawn and Austin that carried the company.

[Spursfan092120]

Where da FUCK is Booker T?

Dig that, sucka

O0HLBdjvwWw

[Spursfan092120]

Mark Henry as a noseguard in goal line/short yardage situations...hmm?

He would destroy the Giant and everyone else in a real fight.

Might just have to agree with this one.

[RaZon]

Where da FUCK is Booker T?

Hmmmm? The 20 man Black Battle Royal

Dory Dixon
Stevie Ray
Booker T
Sweet Daddy Siki
Brickhouse Brown
Shaska Whatley
Sailor Art Thomas
Bobo Brazil
Bearcat Wright
Mabel
Butch Reed
Ernie Ladd
Tony "Mr. USA" Atlas
Rocky Johnson (father of The Rock)
Ron Simmons
Earl "Mr. Universe" Maynard
Koko B. Ware
Junkyard Dog
Thunderbolt Patterson
Bobby Lashley

[Clipper Nation]

Stop recycling the same shitty threads, Avante....

[leemajors]

:lmao

[ohmwrecker]

lol "wrasslin'"

[ChumpDumper]

Please check off the almanac pages as you post them, Avante.

[TDMVPDPOY]

watch the 1992 royal rumble on youtube, the full clip is on

every participant in that rumble actually became legends or hofs, was a very good list also

[I. Hustle]

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat FTW

[Avante]

Avante...RaZon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, wassup bro?
RaZon...it's all good amigo, how about yourself?
Avante....can't complain, so tell me bro what would your all time top 10 pro rasslers look like?
RaZon...as you know, here unlike legit sports it's all about the impact made not so much about actual skill.
Avante....yep, you nailed it. So whatcha got?
RaZon.....ok, here we go.

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3.Hulk Hogan
4."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
5."Nature Boy" Ric Flair
6.Verne Gagne
7.Killer Kowalski
8."Superstar" Billy Graham
9.Harley Race
10.Fred Blassie

Avante...great list my friend, I might have had The Sheik at 10 instead of Blassie.
RaZon...ya know I debated that, what's that about great minds?
Avante...ha~~~ Hey, good to see ya again, I can see you're still bangin' n' clangin' them weights.
RaZon...same here bro, and look at you, hell, you benching VW's now?
Avante...ha~!~~ See ya later buddy.
RaZon...Adios~~~:toast

[lebomb]

Wheres my niggra Tony Atlas??

[Avante]

Wheres my niggra Tony Atlas??

Go to post #70 in this thread. And that's Tony "Mr.USA" Atlas:toast

[Avante]

How about a 20 man Battle Royal for masked rasslers?

El Santo
Mil Mascaras
The Destroyer
Dr X
The Masked Superstar
The Medics
The Patriot
The Mighty Bolo
The Interns
The Rebel
The Zebra Kid
The Assasins
The Executioners
The Bolos
Mr Wrestling

[Avante]

How about the Zoo 20 Man Battle Royal?

Gorilla Monsoon
Wild Bull Curry
The Zebra Kid
Ox Baker
The Elephant Boy
Rhino
Tiger Conway
The Cheetah Kid
Leo "Lion" Nomellini
Ernie "Cat" Ladd
The Red Rooster
George "Animal" Steele
Don Eagle
Raven
Jake "Snake" Roberts
Mad Dog Vachone
Moose Cholak
Ox Anderson
Manny "Raggin' Bull" Fernandez
Bulldog Brower

[Avante]

How about the Footballers/Rasslers 20 Man Battle Royal?

Leo "Lion" Nomellini
Bronko Nagurski
Wahoo McDaneil
Big Van Vadar (Leon White)
Dick the Brusier
Ernie Ladd
Goldberg
Danny Spivey
Don Manoukian
Hacksaw Duggan
Brian Pillman
Tom Pritchard
Fritz Von Erich
Steve McMichaels
Butch Reed
Ron Simmons
The Rock
Roman Reigns
Lex Luger
Tully Blanchard

[SpursforSix]

How about the Footballers/Rasslers 20 Man Battle Royal?

Leo "Lion" Nomellini
Bronko Nagurski
Wahoo McDaneil
Big Van Vadar (Leon White)
Dick the Brusier
Ernie Ladd
Goldberg
Danny Spivey
Don Manoukian
Hacksaw Duggan
Brian Pillman
Tom Pritchard
Fritz Von Erich
Steve McMichaels
Butch Reed
Ron Simmons
The Rock
Roman Reigns
Lex Luger
Tully Blanchard

Bend over, I'll fucking show you Dick the Bruiser.

[SpursforSix]

I'll even throw in a Wahoo McDaniel.

[Avante]

Bend over, I'll fucking show you Dick the Bruiser.

I cannot believe you are old enought to have kids. Dude, why do you act like an idiot?

[SpursforSix]

I cannot believe you are old enought to have kids. Dude, why do you act like an idiot?

Bend over, I'll fucking show you old enough to have kids.

[Avante]

Bend over, I'll fucking show you old enough to have kids.

What is the motivation for this immature behavior you constantly display? What do you hope to gain?

[SpursforSix]

What is the motivation for this immature behavior you constantly display? What do you hope to gain?

What do you hope to gain by making sex to the children? What do you hope to gain by posting lists that no one cares about or if they did ....they could Google.

[Avante]

What do you hope to gain by making sex to the children? What do you hope to gain by posting lists that no one cares about or if they did ....they could Google.

Where do you get this sex with children bullshit? You can't read what my stance on that sick shit is? What did I say about those sicko's? Why do you act like you don't get it, well?

This is a thread with the title....20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL....right? So why are you in here if this isn't for you, well? Why don't you start another of those stupid threads of yours that nobody cares about, well?

Notice how nodody gives a damn about these stupid threads. Want to see more? So ya might wanna cool playing critic, ok asshole?


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259692&p=8541226#post8541226


Dude, cool the critic bit, anyone who posts this shit....

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259610&p=8536665#post8536665

...needs to keep their mouth shut, got it?

[SpursforSix]

Where do you get this sex with children bullshit? You can't read what my stance on that sick shit is? What did I say about those sicko's? Why do you act like you don't get it, well?

This is a thread with the title....20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL....right? So why are you in here if this isn't for you, well? Why don't you start another of those stupid threads of yours that nobody cares about, well?

Notice how nodody gives a damn about these stupid threads. Want to see more? So ya might wanna cool playing critic, ok asshole?


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259692&p=8541226#post8541226


Dude, cool the critic bit, anyone who posts this shit....

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259610&p=8536665#post8536665

...needs to keep their mouth shut, got it?

Bend over, I'll fucking show you a 20 man Battle Royal.

[Avante]

Bend over, I'll fucking show you a 20 man Battle Royal.

Here ya go faggot, another failed thread of yours.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=258778&p=8500430#post8500430


Dude, you really are messed up, you do know that, right?

[SpursforSix]

Here ya go faggot, another failed thread of yours.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=258778&p=8500430#post8500430


Dude, you really are messed up, you do know that, right?

And yet I can still start threads. Hell...Kool still starts threads. You cannot.

[Avante]

And yet I can still start threads. Hell...Kool still starts threads. You cannot.

Think of all the posters here that wish you couldn't and Kool would die.

Dude, you guys give this forum a dumb litle kid look, and I'm dead serious. Both of you freaks so immature it's comical.

[SpursforSix]

Think of all the posters here that wish you couldn't and Kool would die.

Dude, you guys give this forum a dumb litle kid look, and I'm dead serious. Both of you freaks so immature it's comical.

You playa hatin. You need to check yo self befo you wreck yo self.

[Avante]

You playa hatin. You need to check yo self befo you wreck yo self.

You need to grow up guy, and stock acting like a little dumbass kid, ok?

[SpursforSix]

You need to grow up guy, and stock acting like a little dumbass kid, ok?

Yo...you should thank me for taking care of Judy and givin her the long stroke and gettin up in that twizza. You wonder why she smiles all the time.

[Avante]

Yo...you should thank me for taking care of Judy and givin her the long stroke and gettin up in that twizza. You wonder why she smiles all the time.

There is where you make your mistake. Now we both know you have no idea where I livre, have never met Judy and will never meet her, so why the cartooon bullshit. Talk like a grown man, something it apears you can't do.

GROW UP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[SpursforSix]

There is where you make your mistake. Now we both know you have no idea where I livre, have never met Judy and will never meet her, so why the cartooon bullshit. Talk like a grown man, something it apears you can't do.

GROW UP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idk playa. I hit this bitch up near the BF (Bakersfield). Ho said she ran a daycare and was married to some Navy perv. I fixed her up and did some plumbing work. Installed 10 inches of ebony pipe.

[Avante]

Idk playa. I hit this bitch up near the BF (Bakersfield). Ho said she ran a daycare and was married to some Navy perv. I fixed her up and did some plumbing work. Installed 10 inches of ebony pipe.

Dude, we live 50 miles from Bakersfield, ok stupid.

[SpursforSix]

Dude, we live 50 miles from Bakersfield, ok stupid.

I will fucking stool all over your family.

[Avante]

I will fucking stool all over your family.

I pity your family, imagine having a freak like you for a husband, dad and a son.

Dude, you really are fucked up, ok?

[SpursforSix]

I pity your family, imagine having a freak like you for a husband, dad and a son.

Dude, you really are fucked up, ok?

You will bathe in my loose stool.

[Avante]

You will bathe in my loose stool.

What you do is talk to those reading this stuff, a bad habit of yours. You try so hard to sell...."see me everyone I'm funny huh, see how I troll Avante?"....instead of talking to me like a man.

Dude.............................................. ...GROW UP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

I owned 19 of the 20 Lee Child Jack Reacher novels unti today, now I have all 20, the complete Jack Reacher saga. It was a hard back and a $29 book, I (like all of them) paid a quarter at a yardsale. Which is where I first discovered Child and Reacher.

Old Lady(saw me holding One Shot (the book the movie was made from)...you'll love the read.
Avante...guarantee it (with a smile)
Old Lady....you can have it for a quarter if you don't like the read bring it back and I'll buy it for a buck.
Avante....I've had some great deals before but that's about as good as it gets, we have a deal (my magic dimples at work)
Old Lady...you remind me of Reacher.
Avante....how's that?
Old Lady...you'll see.
Avante...(smiling as I walked away)

She was right, I read One Shot in two days, then the search was on.

[SpursforSix]

I owned 19 of the 20 Lee Child Jack Reacher novels unti today, now I have all 20, the complete Jack Reacher saga. It was a hard back and a $29 book, I (like all of them) paid a quarter at a yardsale. Which is where I first discovered Child and Reacher.

Old Lady(saw me holding One Shot (the book the movie was made from)...you'll love the read.
Avante...guarantee it (with a smile)
Old Lady....you can have it for a quarter if you don't like the read bring it back and I'll buy it for a buck.
Avante....I've had some great deals before but that's about as good as it gets, we have a deal (my magic dimples at work)
Old Lady...you remind me of Reacher.
Avante....how's that?
Old Lady...you'll see.
Avante...(smiling as I walked away)

She was right, I read One Shot in two days, then the search was on.

You'd like that show, "Bosch".

[Avante]

You'd like that show, "Bosch".

What is that?

I also like James Lee Burke and his character Dave Ribicheaux.

Funny thing is both Child and Burke are big blues fans, they both talk them old blues in the books. Funny how I liked them before I knew that.

[SpursforSix]

What is that?

I also like James Lee Burke and his character Dave Ribicheaux.

Funny thing is both Child and Burke are big blues fans, they both talk them old blues in the books. Funny how I liked them before I knew that.

The actor is Titus Welliver. Not that anyone would recognize that. It's based off of...can't remember...some series of books. But it's well done. He's a jazz fan by the way.

[Avante]

So I start reading this Quran I found at a yardsale for a buck.

The guy who did the translation has this long intro trying so hard to peddle....Islam is misundstood, it's actually all about peace........ha~~~~~~~

Then there you are in the very first chapter right off the bat.....

Guide us to the straight path, the path of those You have blessed, not of those you have incurred your wrath, nor of those who have gone astray.

Then down a little further on this first page....

They will have a terrible punishment.

This is a peaceful religion?

So much...punishment....kill....chop....in this sad load of bullshit it's ridiculous. Real easy to see why Muslims are as violent as they are, that is Islam.

[Avante]

As I read on, sorta jumping around, the message of......all those that won't come to me are in deep deep DEEP shit is ridiculous here. And the other message is.....ok gang if they won't see it our way butcher them, and if something happens and you get killed you will be my hero...............wow~~~~~~~~~~~~

How could anybody buy into this OBVIOUS bullshit?

[DJR210]

And yet I can still start threads. Hell...Kool still starts threads. You cannot.

Dead

[Avante]

Dead

Why am I so inside your head? Have I made a HUGE impact on you or what?

Dude, you got a real bad case of Avante-itist.

[DJR210]

Why am I so inside your head? Have I made a HUGE impact on you or what?

Dude, you got a real bad case of Avante-itist.

You made a huge impact on the lives of those poor young girls in the Philippines

[Avante]

You made a huge impact on the lives of those poor young girls in the Philippines

Do you really think out of the 1000's those working girls were with..I...made a huge impact? Hmmmmmm? Ya know that might be true, I would be the one they remember.

ONE MORE TIME

Being a big guy I was attracted to the big girls the older women, ok stupid?

[DJR210]

Being a big guy

375 lbs of gelatinous goo

[lebomb]

Go to post #70 in this thread. And that's Tony "Mr.USA" Atlas:toast

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

[Avante]

375 lbs of gelatinous goo

So it hit you that there is no way ...I...or anyone makes any impact at all with professional hookers***, and feel stupid, right?

Dude, do you have any clue at all about any of that over there, you come off dumber than a rock about it. Stupid, these were hookers, ok dummy? And they begged you to take them out of the bar, ok ya fucking idiot. If you told them....no thanks....that pissed them off, it was a show of disrespect.....ok ya dumb fuck?

Why not learn just a little bit about what was really going on over there since you worry so damn much about it.

Stupid, you walk in a bar and they come running up to you, ok dummy?

*** sometimes these ladies make it with two guys a night, ok dummy?

[Avante]

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

The tag team of Atlas and Rocky Johnson (The Rocks dads who was more buffed out than he is) was the best black tag team.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiejYQL06yM

[Avante]

I love the rasslin'.

20 Man Battle Royal for bald (shaved) rasslers.

Skull Murphy
Brute Bernard
King Kong Bundy
Mad Dog Vachon
Butcher Vachon
Ox Baker
Animal Steele
Steve Austin
Joe LeDuc
Paul LeDuc
Kurt & Karl Von Brauner
Mongolian Stomper
Hard Boiled Haggarty
Kurt, Karl & Skull Von Stroheim
Lord Jonathan Boyd
The Rock
The Warlord

[Avante]

20 Man Battle Royal for Historically Bad Dudes.

Conan
Thongor
Kyrik
Samson
Kane
Brak
Solomon Kane
Haku
King Kull
Sinbad
Goliath
Tarzan
Mike Tyson
Royce Gracie
Bruce Lee
Milo
Frankenstein
Roland
Siegfried
Jack Reacher

[Avante]

White guys can't do this.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE7lBX2QJVw

That run at 58 is video game stuff, ridiculous.

[Avante]

How about Battle of the Bands?

Queen vs Allman Brothers
Aerosmith vs The Moody Blues
The Doors vs Uriah Heep
Boston vs BTO
The Animals vs Pink Floyd
Red Hot Chilli Peppers vs Everlast
Grand Funk Railroad vs Motley Crue
The J.Geils Band vs The Yardbirds

[SpursforSix]

How about Battle of the Bands?

Queen vs Allman Brothers
Aerosmith vs The Moody Blues
The Doors vs Uriah Heep
Boston vs BTO
The Animals vs Pink Floyd
Red Hot Chilli Peppers vs Everlast
Grand Funk Railroad vs Motley Crue
The J.Geils Band vs The Yardbirds

This is good. I'll throw out my picks.

Queen easily
Aerosmith in 6
Doors due to influence
Boston in a squeaker
Pink Floyd easily
Red Hot Chili Peppers (lol at Everlast...one hit wonder if you don't include HOP)
Motley Crue...so locked in....in the early days
J Geils Band...personal preference

[Avante]

This is good. I'll throw out my picks.

Queen easily
Aerosmith in 6
Doors due to influence
Boston in a squeaker
Pink Floyd easily
Red Hot Chili Peppers (lol at Everlast...one hit wonder if you don't include HOP)
Motley Crue...so locked in....in the early days
J Geils Band...personal preference

I disagree with Queen so I get that one, I also disagree about J. Geils, but will let you have that one, so.

The Allman Brothers vs J. Geils Band
Aerosmith vs Motley Crue
Doors vs Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Boston vs Pink Floyd

Everlast is great, trust me. But, not enought air play.

[SpursforSix]

I like Everlast but he doesn't belong on that list. His body of work is too small and he's a solo artist. All the others are bands.

Queen is getting ripped off IMO. They should have won.

But for the next round...

Allman Brothers
Motley Crue over Aerosmith I guess
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pink Floyd

[pgardn]

The obvious has been passed over.

A giant lip fight:

Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler

[Avante]

I like Everlast but he doesn't belong on that list. His body of work is too small and he's a solo artist. All the others are bands.

Queen is getting ripped off IMO. They should have won.

But for the next round...

Allman Brothers
Motley Crue over Aerosmith I guess
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pink Floyd

I'll give you Motley Crue I get the Doors.

So...

Allman Bros vs Pink Floyd
Motley Crue vs The Doors

[SpursforSix]

I'll give you Motley Crue I get the Doors.

So...

Allman Bros vs Pink Floyd
Motley Crue vs The Doors

Pink Floyd
Motley Crew.

I think your original seeding was off.

[Avante]

Pink Floyd
Motley Crew.

I think your original seeding was off.

Shut up and play the game, stop bitching.

I like The Doors.

So.....

Pink Floyd vs The Doors

[SpursforSix]

Shut up and play the game, stop bitching.

I like The Doors.

So.....

Pink Floyd vs The Doors

I doubt many would agree with Queen losing the first round.

But Pink Floyd over the Doors.

[Avante]

I doubt many would agree with Queen losing the first round.

But Pink Floyd over the Doors.

It's close but I;ll agree.

Ok I'll give Queen another shot.

Queen vs CCR
Santana vs The Grateful Dead
The Band vs Pink Floyd (won the right)
Black Oak Arkansas v The Hollies

[SpursforSix]

It's close but I;ll agree.

Ok I'll give Queen another shot.

Queen vs CCR
Santana vs The Grateful Dead
The Band vs Pink Floyd (won the right)
Black Oak Arkansas v The Hollies

Hmmm...interesting match ups

Queen
Santana
Pink Floyd
BOA

[Avante]

Hmmm...interesting match ups

Queen
Santana
Pink Floyd
BOA

You really have Queen beating CCR?

You can't be serious.

And, no way Santana takes down The Grateful Dead.

Yep on Pink Floyd.

This is a true story.

Way back in the day me and some buddies were at a bar in south San Diego on a Saturday night, there I was dancing with this tall cute blonde dressed in a tight black dress, as the band did a cover of The Holies....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qKOv3VBJcc

[SpursforSix]

You really have Queen beating CCR?

You can't be serious.

And, no way Santana takes down The Grateful Dead.

Yep on Pink Floyd.

This is a true story.

Way back in the day me and some buddies were at a bar in south San Diego on a Saturday night, there I was dancing with this tall cute blonde dressed in a tight black dress, as the band did a cover of The Holies....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qKOv3VBJcc

Yeah...Queen beats CCR. I think that would pretty much be agreed upon universally.
I don't have a problem if GD moves past Santana.
So was the Hollies your pick. That's fine....I can't name 5 songs between the two.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Stone cold Steve Austin would shit on all those wrestlers. He's probably the greatest of all time.

[Avante]

Stone cold Steve Austin would shit on all those wrestlers. He's probably the greatest of all time.

Obviously ya know nothing about the rasslin'.

[Avante]

Hard to believe but true.

A few nights ago I'm looking for a movie on NETFLIX. After that long search I find one, it's a movie about the first family of country music The Carter Family. In the movie Maybelle talks about having to record a song she didn't like and didn't want to record, but that wasn't her decision, the song..Single Girl, Married Girl...a song I had never heard which shocked me, I thought I'd heard all their stuff.

I was on my way to youtube when we lost power in the home, come to find out a drunk had knocked over a power line. We spent the night at grannies.

Anyway...

The next morning the power was still down and I had some errands to run, one was to pick up some stamps ar Mailbox West. Right next door is a Goodwill, so I stop in. Books and CD's is why I stop in, yep, you guessed it....."Country Premium" is the name of the CD, we have Jimmie Rodgers, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys, Bill Monroe, Johnny Cash and The Carter Family AND...."Single Girl, Married Girl".......what are the odds?

And, a chant...Eighteen Hammers.....by a black Mississippi prison work gang. County????



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsmgy0dqzyw



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq0z_cWXFCg

[DJR210]

Aww fuck Avante isn't dead after all.. All my prayers wasted

[Avante]

Aww fuck Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) isn't dead after all.. All my prayers wasted

You really take this stuff serious don't ya little fella?

[Avante]

Just think there was less than an hour where all three former members of THE SHEILD were WWE World Champion.

[Chris]

Just think there was less than an hour where all three former members of THE SHEILD were WWE World Champion.

Watch out for Austin Aries and Shinsuke Nakamura in NXT. Yep, going right to the top. Unbelievable talent and charisma

[Avante]

Watch out for Austin Aries and Shinsuke Nakamura in NXT. Yep, going right to the top. Unbelievable talent and charisma

I have seen Aries and agree with you, so how long before he's in the big show? Not familiar with Nakamura....yet. We record RAW, I just happen to once in awhile find NXT.

[Chris]

I have seen Aries and agree with you, so how long before he's in the big show? Not familiar with Nakamura....yet. We record RAW, I just happen to once in awhile find NXT.

I doubt they stay in NXT longer than another year, along with Samoa Joe, who is terrific as well imo

[Avante]

I doubt they stay in NXT longer than another year, along with Samoa Joe, who is terrific as well imo

I thought Samoa Joe was already on his way? He's how old?

[Chris]

I thought Samoa Joe was already on his way? He's how old?

He's the current NXT champion; he's only 37

[Avante]

He's the current NXT champion; he's only 37

37 isn't young in anything athletic.

He was big in TNT, right?

[Avante]

Barring injuries, this is what I expect to see in that Rio Olympic 100m final.

lane

1.Jimmy Vicaut France...European 100m record holder
2.Yohan Blake Jamaica...former World Champion
3.Trayvon Bromell USA...2016 60m World Champion
4.Usain Bolt Jamaica...former Olympic/World Champion
5.Justin Gatlin USA....former Olympic/World Champion
6.Andre DeGrasse Canada...Canadian 200m record holder
7.Femi Ogunode Qatar..Asian 100m record holder
8.Richard Thompson Trinidad...former Olympic silver medalist

[Chris]

37 isn't young in anything athletic.

He was big in TNT, right?

Didn't watch TNA, but he was their main draw for quite some time from what I understand. The way he wrestles he could go another 10-15 years he's a submission expert; doesn't take too many risks but is a safe worker. Wouldn't be surprised if he's WWE world champ in the next 3 years.

[Avante]

Didn't watch TNA, but he was their main draw for quite some time from what I understand. The way he wrestles he could go another 10-15 years he's a submission expert; doesn't take too many risks but is a safe worker. Wouldn't be surprised if he's WWE world champ in the next 3 years.

I don't see him ever being "Da Man" in the WWE. He doesn't have the look or the mic skills.

[Avante]

More things only I can do.

20 Man Bald Headed Rasslers Battle Royal

Goldberg
King Kong Bundy
The Von Stroheims
The Von Brauners
Ox Baker
Abdullah the Butcher
Animal Steele
Skull Murphy
Stoncold Steve Austin
Nikita Koloff
Ivan Koloff
Bad News Allen
Brute Bernard
Mad Dog Vachon
Butcher Vachon
Paul LeDuc
Joe LeDuc

[Avante]

Discovered this guy about a year ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIFxTCnMmxw

Always looking for the perfect mix.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgitTHLCFA

Here I;m starting to head off somewhere else.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eorGOfjum8s

[Avante]

I always get a lot of..."you Googled that"...from others on these boards. They never seem to figure out how would I know what to Google if I didn't already know about it. Who Googles..."Big Ben Stevenson"...unless ya know he was a great black footballer for Tuskegee long ago.

It really is funny watching people try soooooooooooooooo hard to never /ever....you know a lot of stuff, huh?
It is funny to watch.

I have these interests...

football
track
music
literature
blacks in sport
rasslin'
boby building

....when it come to those topics I have it totally down, so why fight it?

See ya learned somrthing.

http://www.footballfoundation.org/Programs/CollegeFootballHallofFame/SearchDetail.aspx?id=20116

[Avante]

I do hate to predict this but....

I do expect something bad to happen in Rio at the Olympics ruining it.

[spurs1990]

Just saw this thread. There are WWF marks on ST?

[Avante]

Why isn't Prince Puma in the WWE? His recent match was Misterio on LU was a good as it gets. The WWE could use this kid.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfFMw0P5Pyg

The WWE, started out as the WWWF, World Wide Wrestling Federation in the early 60's. Their first world champion was "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers who beat Antonio Rocca in a tournament in Rio, yep, total BS, that never happened. Rogers was just given the belt.

Here we have the greatest Mexican rassler ever the great Mil Mascaras vs "Superstar" Billy Graham who was also a legend.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq1k2qmT1W4


We are seeing some history there, Mascaras was the first rassler allowed to wear a mask in New York.



Prior to 1970 the rasslin' biz was all about territories, and everyone respected that. We had....

NWA Lou Thesz, Gene Kiniski,
WWA Fred Blassie, The Destroyer, Rikidozan
AWA Verne Gagne, Dick the Brusier, Ray Stevens
WWWF Bruno Sammartino, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rodgers,
CWA (south) Jackie Fargo, Sputnik Monroe
Canada Killer Kowalski, Bulldog Brower, Czaya Nandor

So much talent, so many champions and angles. Those were the best of times.

All those I mentioned, and....

Antonio Rocca
Edouard Carpentier
Crusher Lisowski
Pepper Gomez
Nick Bockwinkle
Gorilla Monsoon
Fritz Von Erich
Dr. Jerry & Eddie Graham....first WWWF Tag Champs
Pat "O' Conner
Cowboy Bob Ellis
The Sheik
Don Leo Jonathan
Sholhi "Giant" Baba
The Kangaroos
Kenji Shibuya
Gorgeous George
The Neilsons
Johnny Valentine

and on and on......

[DJR210]

Why isn't Prince Puma in the WWE? His recent match was Misterio on LU was a good as it gets. The WWE could use this kid.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfFMw0P5Pyg

The WWE, started out as the WWWF, World Wide Wrestling Federation in the early 60's. Their first world champion was "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers who beat Antonio Rocca in a tournament in Rio, yep, total BS, that never happened. Rogers was just given the belt.

Here we have the greatest Mexican rassler ever the great Mil Mascaras vs "Superstar" Billy Graham who was also a legend.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq1k2qmT1W4


We are seeing some history there, Mascaras was the first rassler allowed to wear a mask in New York.



Prior to 1970 the rasslin' biz was all about territories, and everyone respected that. We had....

NWA Lou Thesz, Gene Kiniski,
WWA Fred Blassie, The Destroyer, Rikidozan
AWA Verne Gagne, Dick the Brusier, Ray Stevens
WWWF Bruno Sammartino, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rodgers,
CWA (south) Jackie Fargo, Sputnik Monroe
Canada Killer Kowalski, Bulldog Brower, Czaya Nandor

So much talent, so many champions and angles. Those were the best of times.

All those I mentioned, and....

Antonio Rocca
Edouard Carpentier
Crusher Lisowski
Pepper Gomez
Nick Bockwinkle
Gorilla Monsoon
Fritz Von Erich
Dr. Jerry & Eddie Graham....first WWWF Tag Champs
Pat "O' Conner
Cowboy Bob Ellis
The Sheik
Don Leo Jonathan
Sholhi "Giant" Baba
The Kangaroos
Kenji Shibuya
Gorgeous George
The Neilsons
Johnny Valentine

and on and on......

What an idiot.. I thought Prince Puma was just a"gymnast" and nobody cares about "flipping around".. Now look at you :lol

[Avante]

What an idiot.. I thought Prince Puma was just a"gymnast" and nobody cares about "flipping around".. Now look at you :lol

The idiot who just listed how many rasslers you've never even heard of? YOU...talking about anyone being an idiot is comical.

Prince Puma is a complete rassler, not just a jump around jumping bean. He can do it all.

[Avante]

Prince Puma got me thinking about Royalty in rasslin'.

How about....

Count Billy Varga
Lord Layton
Lord James Bliears
Baron Leoni
Lord Jonathan Boyd
Prince Maivia (grandfather of The Rock)
Sir Alan Garfield
Lord Carlton
Baron Von Raschke
Lord Alfred Hayes

[pgardn]

Best Looking Wrassler in Overalls:

Man Moutain Mike

Some have compared his body silhouette to that of a man who claims to be 6'2" 270 lbs of twisted rice paper.

[Avante]

Best Looking Wrassler in Overalls:

Man Moutain Mike

Some have compared his body silhouette to that of a man who claims to be 6'2" 270 lbs of twisted rice paper.

10 Man Battle Royal in Overalls

Haystacks Calhoun
Cousin Luke
The Scufflin' Hillbillies
Man Mountain Mike
Haystacks Muldoon
Man Mountain Dean
Luke Harper
Grizzley Smith (father of Jake Roberts)
Luke Brown
Hillbillie Jim

[DJR210]

The idiot who just listed how many rasslers you've never even heard of? YOU...talking about anyone being an idiot is comical.

Prince Puma is a complete rassler, not just a jump around jumping bean. He can do it all.

Pretty crazy switch on your opinion of wrestlers like Puma compared to this..


Lou Thesz vs Verne Gagne...........wow! It's not about the actual in ring action as it is the fact these two legends/greats are in the ring together, this was HUGE.

Watching some nobodies jump around....nay!

It's about time you realize your rasslin' sucks dick. This is better work than any of those old pieces of shit you listed could ever produce


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRvhFByvVGY

[Avante]

Pretty crazy switch on your opinion of wrestlers like Puma compared to this..



It's about time you realize your rasslin' sucks dick. This is better work than any of those old pieces of shit you listed could ever produce


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRvhFByvVGY

My God you're dumb. wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stupid, seen them all since the late 50's, and it is about....mic skills, character developement....when it comes to ....PRO PRO PRO.....rasslin'. ok ya dumb fuck? Actual "wrestling" ability means little. But, there will always be a few exceptions, ok dummy?


Dude, you cannot be as stupid as you appear, that should be illegal.

THIS is.......PRO PRO PRO...rasslin, ok? Mic skills, character....ok dummy?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9py4aMK3aIU

[Avante]

All these guys were West Texas State footballers who became pro rasslers.

Tully Blanchard QB
Ted DiBiase
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk
Brusier Brody
Tito Santana
Stan "Lariat" Hanson
Blackjack Mulligan
Dusty Rhodes
"Dirty" Dick Murdoch

I have no idea the connection buy there obviously is one.

Who can tell me the most famous NFLer from West Texas State?

[Avante]

Little people

Ya come here to see who ya can bother, I know this so I use ya little fucks for a few laughs.

Actually I'm a track/football/music/rasslin' historian/expert but do get bored with that so I use you dummies for some laughs.

Do not call me a pedo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (you STILL gobble that one up, hahaha~~~~~)

[Avante]

Getting back to the rasslin'

The Zoo

Gorilla Monsoon
Moose Cholak
Bull Curry
Bulldog Brower
Tiger Conway
Leo "Lion" Nomellini
The Elephant Boy
Don Eagle
Bearcat Wright
The Cheetah Kid
King Kong Bundy
Grizzley Smith

[Clipper Nation]

Do not call me a pedo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (you STILL gobble that one up, hahaha~~~~~)
Is that the pickup line you use on all the ladyboys in Taiwan?

[Avante]

Is that the pickup line you use on all the ladyboys in Taiwan?

A pickup line on a ladyboy??????????????? My God you're stupid.

Stupid, ladyboys in Taiwan?

[Clipper Nation]

A pickup line on a ladyboy??????????????? My God you're stupid.
Sounds like you know an awful lot about ladyboys and their procedures, tbh.

[Avante]

Sounds like you know an awful lot about ladyboys and their procedures, tbh.

Ya sound like ya always do, ya don't shit about anything. Dude, it doesn't bug you that you're stupid?

[Avante]

When I was a kid these were the big stars in the rasslin' world ...

Lou Thesz
Bruno Sammartno
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Verne Gagne
Killer Kowalski
Fred Blassie
The Shiek
Antonio Rocca
Ray Stevens
Dick the Brusier
Edouard Carpentier
Fritz Von Erich
Crusher Lisowski
Johnny Valentine

While I knew about this there was no way I thought I'd ever see it living out in Cali. Wrong~~~~~~~~~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv1wvegguA

[clambake]

you didn't list wahoo mcdaniel.

you're fired

[Avante]

you didn't list wahoo mcdaniel.

you're fired

In his younger days he split time rasslin' and playing football with the Jets, by the time he quit football to become a full time rassler he was too old to be in with those I mentioned (he also came later). But, he was good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgB37TR6C8

[clambake]

no no no you're fired. you have shit takes on rasslin.

[Avante]

no no no you're fired. you have shit takes on rasslin.

I get this feeling that you are one of those who can't stand the fact I know all this stuff so ya MUST do all ya can to play critic, right?

Dude, I can talk rasslers nobody here has ever heard of, trust me~!

Stop figting it and learn a few things, ok little guy?

[DJR210]

I get this feeling that you are one of those who can't stand the fact I know all this stuff so ya MUST do all ya can to play critic, right?

Dude, I can talk rasslers nobody here has ever heard of, trust me~!

Stop figting it and learn a few things, ok little guy?

:lol keep lying to yourself bitch 3 months ago you had no clue who Prince Puma was meanwhile Ricochet had been tearing it up for years on the independent scene.. Stay stuck in 1973 you dumb fuck :lol

[Avante]

:lol keep lying to yourself bitch 3 months ago you had no clue who Prince Puma was meanwhile Ricochet had been tearing it up for years on the independent scene.. Stay stuck in 1973 you dumb fuck :lol

Dude, ya wanna talk the current WWE situation with Raw vs Smackdown? How about how bad Orton looked Tuesday night? Ya wanna talk the Wyatt clan split up? How about Seth Rollins losing clean on TV?

Dude, I simply can do it and aren't limited like your dumb ass. But, I don't waste time on a shit product like your faggot ass does, ok?

If ya knew it ak like I do you'd get what the word "important' means. Lou Thesz vs Verne Gagne is one of the most "important" bouts ever, of course being a faggot rookie you don't get that. You get a nut with nobody indies jumping around, ha~~~~~

When guys who know the sport talk about it does start with the legends, and it doesn't get much bigger than Thesz vs Gagne.

[pgardn]

Dude, ya wanna talk the current WWE situation with Raw vs Smackdown? How about how bad Orton looked Tuesday night? Ya wanna talk the Wyatt clan split up? How about Seth Rollins losing clean on TV?

Dude, I simply can do it and aren't limited like your dumb ass. But, I don't waste time on a shit product like your faggot ass does, ok?

If ya knew it ak like I do you'd get what the word "important' means. Lou Thesz vs Verne Gagne is one of the most "important" bouts ever, of course being a faggot rookie you don't get that. You get a nut with nobody indies jumping around, ha~~~~~

When guys who know the sport talk about it does start with the legends, and it doesn't get much bigger than Thesz vs Gagne.

Sport...

Dont leave the home. I'm calling 911.

[pgardn]

In his younger days he split time rasslin' and playing football with the Jets, by the time he quit football to become a full time rassler he was too old to be in with those I mentioned (he also came later). But, he was good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgB37TR6C8

And its Chief Wahoo McDaniels.

[Avante]

Sport...

Dont leave the home. I'm calling 911.

Is golf a sport? How about horse racing and NASCAR? Yes pro rasdlin' is a sport and a lot of these guys are great athletes.

Football/rasslers

Roman Reigns
Lex Luger
Paul "Mr.Wonderful" Orndorf
The Rock
Dusty Rhodes
Goldberg
Junkyard Dog
Brusier Brody
Tito Santana
Dick the Brusier
JBL
Ted Dibiase
Stan Hansen
Dick Murdoch
Dusty Rhodes
Leo Nomelini
Brian Pillman
Dory Funk Jr
Terry Funk
Big Van Vader
Fritz Von Erich
Butch Reed
Ron Simmons
Hacksaw Duggan
Don Mnoukian

all footballers

real wrestlers

Verne Gagne
Kurt Angle
Danny Hodge
Brock Lesnar
Cowboy Dick Hutton

[Avante]

It is funny.

If ya want a lot of attention on one of these boards/forums just say ya know a lot. BOOM~~~~~~~~~ here they come, ha~~~~~~~

But the REAL funny thing is watching them as they finally..."damn this guy, he really does know all that stuff"...hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It will always be.

poster...I;m tall dark and handsome.
poster....BULLSHIT~

poster...I;m short, fat and ugly.
poster...YEP, YOU GOT IT.

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

True story

I had but one song by Johnny Ray and it's this one.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxl_ISz1Ag

Obviously I neeeded more, so Im thinking about that. The very next day I drop some stuff off at the Salvation Army, I go in to look around. So I;m walking towards the cassette tapes/CD's, as I get closer I can read....The Best of Johhny Ray. Wow~

About a week ago for no reason at all I start thinking about another remake of King Kong. Guess what?

That coming right after my Carter Family deal.

[pgardn]

Is golf a sport? How about horse racing and NASCAR? Yes pro rasdlin' is a sport and a lot of these guys are great athletes.




So the winner of the competition is determined before the competition starts? Eh sport?

Think for God's sake.
The Navy will be proud.

[pgardn]

True story

I had but one song by Johnny Ray and it's this one.


.

So the other story's are ~~~~~ yep You guessed it ok?
They were 270 lb fibs.

[Avante]

So the winner of the competition is determined before the competition starts? Eh sport?

Think for God's sake.
The Navy will be proud.

Are you saying this isn't sport?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_W0Eyyv3E

[pgardn]

Are you saying this isn't sport?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_W0Eyyv3E

Exactly. Yes.

Its not a physical competition. The winner is already determined to fit a script. It's acting. It's merely entertainment. It's not both a physical competition and entertainment. And I did not even have to watch it.

[Avante]

Exactly. Yes.

Its not a physical competition. The winner is already determined to fit a script. It's acting. It's merely entertainment. It's not both a physical competition and entertainment. And I did not even have to watch it.

You don't get it guy at all. Don't you think these guys are trying to get to the top of the biz? So yes there is a competition going on. Everyone wanting to be the best in the biz.

Just how many things don't you know about, wow~~~~~~~~~~~

[pgardn]

You don't get it guy at all. Don't you think these guys are trying to get to the top of the biz? So yes there is a competition going on. Everyone wanting to be the best in the biz.

Just how many things don't you know about, wow~~~~~~~~~~~

Why are the actors not eligible for the Academy Awards?
So you were in a sport when you tried to be the best Hoover salesman? Or were you just trying to be the best in the biz?

[Avante]

Why are the actors not eligible for the Academy Awards?
So you were in a sport when you tried to be the best Hoover salesman? Or were you just trying to be the best in the biz?

I'd shut up about being a Hoover salesman especially while talking to an insurance saleman.

Did you learn the most important aspect of sales? What you MUST know if you plan on being a saleman.

[DJR210]

Dude, ya wanna talk the current WWE situation with Raw vs Smackdown? How about how bad Orton looked Tuesday night?

:lmao another 180 from the last 4 months of you rambling on about Orton's return.. Here's a few of your posts from the WWE thread :lol


I will alweays disagree about what puts butts in the seats, it's not...wrestling abiliy/acrobatics. It's mic skills and being able to sell reality. Sure sure a guy has to know how to work a match but that's it.

Orton is great selling the angle, that's why he's where he's at in the biz.


Why not push A.J.Styles? Which is why I thought Jericho was here, to put Styles over, yep...surprised.

The Undertaker really does need to call it a career, he just looks....old. Props to Shane, that was the...WHOA~~~ of the show.

The Rock simply tries too hard, but good to see Michaels and Stonecold. Forget the fact it was so predictable.

Was that a beer gut on Lesnar? What now for Ambrose?

Roman Reigns the face of the company, ok, cool. But, why this need to ignore the fans? Why not a heel turn? Next up a fued with Rollins and where's Orton in all this?

John Cena sucks.

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being..WOW~~~~~~ I saw a 6.


Just guessing.

Stephanie and Triple H will now take a little vacation, Shane takes over until they return, no?

When Rollings, Orton return along with the new faces I see things being better, hopefully. Yep, it was about as bad from a talent level as we have seen.


When you talk...talent...in the rasslin' biz you are taking into consideration the total package, mic skills are huge. No this isn't the most talented group.

Look at what we had....

Lesnar needs Heyman
The Undertaker....hahaha~
Roman Reigns couldn't light a fire with a blow torch
Dean Ambrose....???
Triple H is..ok.

Their lack of mic skills as a group sucks.

Seth Rollins and Orton can sell, as can Cena even if he does suck.

Dusty Rhodes didn't have the look, he wasn't a great rassler, but he could sell it like nobody else. That is the rasslin' biz, not in ring ability. (obviously everyone needs to know the game)


Wrestlemania

Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns and Triple H in a fatal three way for the title.
Dean Ambrose vs The Undertaker
A.J.Styles & Chris Jeiricho vs The Wyatt clan
Ryback, Kane & Big Show vs The League of Nations

That's where I'm at with the talent they have now. Obviously with Rollins, Orton, Cena and Cisaro things would be different.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

They need to bring back John Morrison and give Machine Cage another look also. Obviously after their Lucha Underground contracts are up.

:lmao gushing about Orton every other post, now he's "terrible" and you're posting highlight vids of a dude you just referred to as a "midget".. Included that quote for you too..


Don't do that guy, ok? If ya wanna talk about that midget you talk about him, ok?

:lmao supposed scholar of wrestling

:lmao takes change weekly

[pgardn]

I'd shut up about being a Hoover salesman especially while talking to an insurance saleman.

Did you learn the most important aspect of sales? What you MUST know if you plan on being a saleman.

You denigrate the Hoover salesman with nary a look back in the rear view mirror.
This is like giving jewlrey to your mistress while watching your wife slave away mending her worn hose. One could make a play out of your life... A true tale of misery, self deception, and woe.

[Avante]

:lmao another 180 from the last 4 months of you rambling on about Orton's return.. Here's a few of your posts from the WWE thread :lol

Are you for real?

Orton game back looking soft and out of shape. And where was the tan? He was obviously retaining too much water weight, which shows up in the cheeks, his were pudgy. I;m not talking about his skill, ok?











:lmao gushing about Orton every other post, now he's "terrible" and you're posting highlight vids of a dude you just referred to as a "midget".. Included that quote for you too..



:lmao supposed scholar of wrestling

:lmao takes change weekly

[Avante]

You denigrate the Hoover salesman with nary a look back in the rear view mirror.
This is like giving jewlrey to your mistress while watching your wife slave away mending her worn hose. One could make a play out of your life... A true tale of misery, self deception, and woe.

A play out of my life, cool.

Act 1...star athlete, best dancer in school.
Act 2...young sailor roaming the western Pacific
Act 3...running the west coast looking for pussy, insurance salesman.
Act 4..finally find Miss Right, she has $$$, I have $$$$
Act 5...discover that I am the most interesting person on the internet. She still has $$$$$ and I make $$$$ doing nothing but being the most intersting person on the internet.

[pgardn]

A play out of my life, cool.

Act 1...star athlete, best dancer in school.
Act 2...young sailor roaming the western Pacific
Act 3...running the west coast looking for pussy, insurance salesman.
Act 4..finally find Miss Right, she has $$$, I have $$$$
Act 5...discover that I am the most interesting person on the internet. She still has $$$$$ and I make $$$$ doing nothing but being the most intersting person on the internet.

It is amazing how you can be the most modest and the most interesting poster on the Internet.
Thats a fat pitch for a meme...

[Avante]

It is amazing how you can be the most modest and the most interesting poster on the Internet.
Thats a fat pitch for a meme...

Let's cool the silly bullshit, ok? Here you are looking for Avante, right? When you arrive here I am the guy you search out and we both know it. Well it's like that everywhere I post, I'm the guy everyone wants to talk to. I make things happen. I provide that entertainment, I give people somebody to mess with, waste time with.

Now here's where you'll lie and say that no that isn't true but you know it is.

Just think shorty, I can talk...

bodybuilding
football
track
music
rasslin'
literature
life in general

..unlike anyone, anywhere. Yep, I'm unique and everyone sees it.

OBVIOUSLY....all braggards expect to be hassled, well I know that and that is part of this.

[pgardn]

Let's cool the silly bullshit, ok? Here you are looking for Avante, right? When you arrive here I am the guy you search out and we both know it. Well it's like that everywhere I post, I'm the guy everyone wants to talk to. I make things happen. I provide that entertainment, I give people somebody to mess with, waste time with.

Now here's where you'll lie and say that no that isn't true but you know it is.

Just think shorty, I can talk...

bodybuilding
football
track
music
rasslin'
literature
life in general

..unlike anyone, anywhere. Yep, I'm unique and everyone sees it.

OBVIOUSLY....all braggards expect to be hassled, well I know that and that is part of this.

Oh I consult you before reading THE LAMA, especially on the life in general area with an emphasis on supply and demand curves for the human trafficking of children used for sex. You are a fountain of knowledge. I have never experienced your life lessons.

And I never will.

[Avante]

Oh I consult you before reading THE LAMA, especially on the life in general area with an emphasis on supply and demand curves for the human trafficking of children used for sex. You are a fountain of knowledge. I have never experienced your life lessons.

And I never will.

You know what started all this "pedo" bullshit? It was me posting this....

Many years after my navy days I saw something on tv about the sex slavery thing going on over there, something I knew nothing about as a kid. That pissed me off, why weren't we told about that sick shit?

Yep, me talking about how bad I felt being put in that situation became.."you pedo you"....that tells you just how stupid the posters are here on this board. I find sick ass pedos to be the lowest form of humanity and have said that a 100000 times. Yep, being this is STUPIDVILLE it gets ignored.

Any man messing with kids is one sick mutherfucker and should be shot in the fucking head. That is my stance on this sick shit.

Now be another idiot and ignore my stance.

[pgardn]

You know what started all this "pedo" bullshit? It was me posting this....

Many years after my navy days I saw something on tv about the sex slavery thing going on over there, something I knew nothing about as a kid. That pissed me off, why weren't we told about that sick shit?

Yep, me talking about how bad I felt being put in that situation became.."you pedo you"....that tells you just how stupid the posters are here on this board. I find sick ass pedos to be the lowest form of humanity and have said that a 100000 times. Yep, being this is STUPIDVILLE it gets ignored.

Any man messing with kids is one sick mutherfucker and should be shot in the fucking head. That is my stance on this sick shit.

Now be another idiot and ignore my stance.

Its up for all to see.

You knew better, but your pants overrode any moral values you might have.
You will be judged later so let it go for now.

Although repenting might help. It might take more than acknowledging your failings and 2 Hail Mary's...

[Avante]

Its up for all to see.

You knew better, but your pants overrode any moral values you might have.
You will be judged later so let it go for now.

Although repenting might help. It might take more than acknowledging your failings and 2 Hail Mary's...

No I didn't, that's the thing. Where I came from ya had to 21 to go into the bars, so noway I expected to see teenage girls in bars. And I never did see anyone I thought was real young. And, nobody over there was the least bit concerned about age, it ws never talked about and was a total/100% non factor.

If someone would have told me..."these girls are forced to be there, they are slaves and some might be as young as 13" there is noway I'm there. I find that sort thing sick as I mentioned. I just assumed everyone was there because they wanted to be and nobody was some kid. Kids in bars drinking???????????

When I found out years later that no that wasn't the case then I got pissed, as I said.

So why act like you don;t get that?

[pgardn]

No I didn't, that's the thing. Where I came from ya had to 21 to go into the bars, so noway I expected to see teenage girls in bars. And I never did see anyone I thought was real young. And, nobody over there was the least bit concerned about age, it ws never talked about and was a total/100% non factor.

If someone would have told me..."these girls are forced to be there, they are slaves and some might be as young as 13" there is noway I'm there. I find that sort thing sick as I mentioned. I just assumed everyone was there because they wanted to be and nobody was some kid. Kids in bars drinking???????????

When I found out years later that no that wasn't the case then I got pissed, as I said.

So why act like you don;t get that?

So you were ignorant of moral judgement because you had no morals and were ignorant. Who failed to teach you? Shall we blame your parents. Personally I think I understood this stuff right after puberty. I guess you might have been a late bloomer.

[Avante]

So you were ignorant of moral judgement because you had no morals and were ignorant. Who failed to teach you? Shall we blame your parents. Personally I think I understood this stuff right after puberty. I guess you might have been a late bloomer.

What 19 year old kid from California knows anything about the bars in the Phillipines, well? It could have been Mars. I was totally clueless at that age about that world over there as all of us were.

Stupid, don't ignore my stance on that sick shit, ok? And we are done talking about this sick shit, so if ya bring it up again we are done....got it?

[pgardn]

What 19 year old kid from California knows anything about the bars in the Phillipines, well? It could have been Mars. I was totally clueless at that age about that world over there as all of us were.

Stupid, don't ignore my stance on that sick shit, ok? And we are done talking about this sick shit, so if ya bring it up again we are done....got it?

OBVIOUSLY....all braggards expect to be hassled, well I know that and that is part of this.

Did you not state the above?
How could you leave me stranded.
You are constantly sending mixed edicts.

[Avante]

OBVIOUSLY....all braggards expect to be hassled, well I know that and that is part of this.

Did you not state the above?
How could you leave me stranded.
You are constantly sending mixed edicts.

I;m going to give you an example of the impact I make. Starting tomorrow you will be ignore for 30 days, I want you to feel the power I possess. You will come here and leave bored shitless.

Then after 30 days if you ever mention this sick ass pedo stuff it's 60 days.

[Clipper Nation]

I;m going to give you an example of the impact I make. Starting tomorrow you will be ignore for 30 days, I want you to feel the power I possess. You will come here and leave bored shitless.

Then after 30 days if you ever mention this sick ass pedo stuff it's 60 days.
You'll be humping his leg again tomorrow.

[pgardn]

I;m going to give you an example of the impact I make. Starting tomorrow you will be ignore for 30 days, I want you to feel the power I possess. You will come here and leave bored shitless.

Then after 30 days if you ever mention this sick ass pedo stuff it's 60 days.

Who will keep count?

And what happens after the 30 or 60 days if I again fail to heed/kneel to your awesomeness?

[DJR210]

Old faggot getting bodied on multiple fronts per usual

[Avante]

You'll be humping his leg again tomorrow.

You never ever get anything right, it really is amazing.

[Avante]

Old faggot getting bodied on multiple fronts per usual

Always worried about Avante, ha~~~~~~~~~~~

[DJR210]

Always worried about Avante, ha~~~~~~~~~~~

Hard not to talk shit to you when your garbage pedophile shit is in EVERY thread on the forum

[Avante]

Hard not to talk shit to you when your garbage pedophile shit is in EVERY thread on the forum

We have too many dumb kids here like you who can't figure out what...

YA SHOOT SICK ASS PEDOS

means.

Dude, you talk about it all the time, why? You cant read.....YA SHOOT SICK ASS PEDOS...well?

[Avante]

It is funny...

Avante...Gorgeous George got that gimmick from....
poster 1...you like little girls
Avante...fuck you freak.
poster 2..Avante, always causing trouble.

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Rasslers in the movies.

Hulk Hogan
The Rock
The Miz
Dean Ambrose
Dolpf Ziggler
Kane
The Big Show
Randy Orton
Batista
John Cena
Triple H
Hard Boiled Haggarty
Mike Mazurki
Lenny Montana
Prof Taru Yanaka
Harold Sakata (Oddjob)
Goldberg
Stonecold Steve Austin
Andre the Giant
Judo Gene LaBell
Count Billy Varga
Big John Studd
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Samson Burke
Haku
Jeep Swenson
Kevin Nash
Terry Funk
Mil Mascaras
El Cento

Only in the rasslin; biz.

Back in the day there was a short lived rasslin' federation in SOCAL, (can't remember what it was called) but they did have televised bouts. On one of these they had the old Prof Taru Tanaka*** (300 pounder) come out to the Goldfinger theme song, trying to act as if he was Oddjob, ha~~~~~~~~~~~

*** not positive this is true.

He was on a plane when a couple thugs tried to hijack the flight, apparenty he got his hands on them and stopped them.

You have all seen him in the movies, just not Goldfinger.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAvkqZHsQLI

[Avante]

Little people, pay attention.

When it come to the...

who
what
where
when

...I'm your guy here when it comes to.

all levels of football
rasslin'
origins of boxing
track and field
blues
music in general
literature
movies
body building

...no need to fight it, embrace it and learn something.

[Avante]

I have some business to take care off pertaining to some property I own up above the lake. I'll be staying up there for about a week. So you little shits are on your own, I know I know....BORING~~~~~~~~~~

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

My MIL has a dog named Millie, she doesn't like yodelling.

My MIL spent the night at our house, she was sick. So I spent the night at her place dog sitting. We have dogs and not sure how'd they treat Millie so she can't come over.

Anyway....

I always take some music and something to read when I dog sit. Millie has never commented on the music before, until she heard this.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JX50rZae2M

....Millie started barking and trying to attack the stereo, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So I took out that tape that had a lot of yodelling on it (Jimmie Rodgers, Gene Autry, Patsy Montana etc) and put in this....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J715ef0tSI

Millie likes Billy D and the Hoodoos:toast

[Avante]

Since a lot of you find this sailors in foreign bars thing to be captivating, at least get it right.

I only set foot in Viet Nam when my time was up and I had to be shipped home to be discharged. So stop this stupid....Viet Nam girls. I was heloed off a cruiser, shot off an aircraft carrier, I was on a C-5, a bus, a train, and finally a 747, it took me two weeks to get home. I walked in the door of my parents home on Christmas morning, they didn't know I was coming. Yep just like in the movies.

I was 19-22 when I hit those Olongapo, Singapore, Bangkok, Tokyo, Hong Kong/Kowloon, bars. If there were any young kids in those bars I never saw any of them. Ya cant figure out those bars made their $$$$ selling liqour. So they hire little kids who can't legally drink...huh????

I do have fun watching you little idiots, so stupid it's comical.

This all started when I talked about how wrong it was for the navy not to let us kids in on what was going on over there with the sex slavery thing. How that became....."you pedo"...I have no idea. But being the IQ level here is rock bottom I should have known better to have talked about that...:"here"...in stupidville.

[Avante]

Another 20 Man Battle Royal

Masked rasslers.

Torbellino Blanco
Mil Mascaras
Rey Misterio Jr.
Prince Puma
The Destroyer
The Zebra Kid
The Masked Superstar
Mr Wrestling
Dr. X
The Rebel
The Medics
The Assasins
The Interns
The Executioners
El Toro
Angel of Death

German 20 Man Battle Royal

Waldo Von Erich
Fritz Von Goring
Hans Herman
The Great Mortier
Karl Von Hess
The Von Stroheims
The Von Brauners
Fritz Von Erich
Hans Schmidt
Karl Von Krupp
Baron Von Raschke
Karll Von Brock
Karl Von Schoberg
Horst Hoffman
The Von Stigers
Eric Froelich

Cowboys and Indians 20 Man Battle Royal

Cowboy Dick Hutton
Don Eagle
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Blackjack Mullighan
Chief Big Heart
Jay Strongbow
Tanaka
Cowboy Bill Watts
Black Bart
Outlaw Ron Bass
Billy White Wolf
Tex McKenzise
Wahoo McDaneil
The Youngbloods
The Daltons
Blackjack Lanza
Stan "Lariet" Hansen
Dustin Rhodes

[Avante]

54 more killed today because of Islam.

I cannot believe we still have a few idiots that will...."just a few radicals".

I hold a Koran right here in my hand, I bet I can randomly open it up and there will be something about violence.

Here goes.


page53

And let not those grieve you who vie with one another in denying the truth: it is God's will that they will have no share in the life to come, a severe punishment awaits them.

Let's do one more.

Randomly finding page 131

Know that God is severe in exacting retribution.


One more, page 312

We shall drive them to a harsh punishment.

Ok it's like this.

Mohammad (and his army) would come up on people who were not Muslims. Because there weren't they became the wrong doers. As if they were doing something wrong. They were the enemy of Islam simply by having another faith.

Is that a load of bullshit or what?

The Koran is loaded down with PUNISH PUNISH PUNISH and then...PUNISH. It's crazy the amount of violence found there, it's amazing.

One last page.

page 314

As for those who defy God, their home shall be the fire.

Everywhere ya look, something about some kind of ....PUNISHMENT, KILL. FIRE, CHOP, BURN.

It's incredible the anount of violence we see in the Koran.

Way back in the day we had bare knuckle boxing, and football with no face masks. It didn't take too long to figure out that wasn't going to work, way to dangerous. Yet here sits the Koran trying to peddle 7th century methods of doing things in a world nothing like the 7th century. It is time for somebody to...."people people people, all that shit about killing, chopping is for a primitive world, ok ya fucking idiot? Forget all that primitive shit...ok? This is 2016, we know longer ride around on camels raiding caravans.....ok?"

[Avante]

So how many have died today because of some mentally retarded raghead from the 7th century?

[Avante]

Setting a mood.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qPyxGA2zco




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N6jD1_bH2w



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwTwDNiUSB0

[Avante]

Getting back to the rasslin'

Brother tagteams real or imagined.

Dr. Jerry & Eddie Graham the first WWWF World Champions
John & Chris Tolos
Lou & Red Bastien
Joe & Guy Brunetti
Some combos of the Guerroro clan with Gory, Chavo, Mondo, Hector, Chavo Jr and Eddie
Kurt & Karl Von Brauner
Mad Dog & Butcher Vachon
Paul & Joe LeDuc
Nick & Jerry Kozak
Matt & Jeff Hardy
Jay & Jimmy Uso
Jack & Jim Dalton
Art & Stan Neilson
Jimmy & Johnny Valiant
Gene & Bob Stanlee
Dustin & Cody Rhodes
Kerry & Kevin Von Erich
Mike & Ben Sharpe
Ramon & Alberto Torres
Kurt & Karl Von Stroheim
Boris & Karol Kalmikoff
Doc & Mike Gallagher
Scott & Rick Steiner
Reggie & Stan Lisowski
Johnny & Scott Weaver
George & Sonny Scott
Ray & Roy Shires
Gene & Ole Anderson
Sputnik & Rocket Monroe

So who did I miss?


Some of the great combo tag teams.

Ray Stevens & Nick Bockwinkle
The Roadwarriors
Dick the Brusier & Crusher Lisowski
The Dudley Boys
The Freebirds
Nikita & Ivan Koloff
Demolitian
The Warlord & The Barbarian
Handsome Johnny Barend & Magnificent Maurice
Antonio Rocca & Vitorio Apollo
Mitzu Arwakawa & Kenji Shibuya
Rocky Johnson & Tony Atlas
Dusty Rhodes & Dirty Dick Murdoch
Skull Murphy & Brute Bernard
The Scufflin' Hillbillies
The Kentuckians
The Hart Foundation
The Midnight Rockers
The Rock & Roll Express
The Midnight Express

[Thread]

Getting back to the rasslin'


Some of the great combo tag teams.

The Hart Foundation

That's fine stuff. The way the announcers would pronounce Jim "The Anvil" Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidhart. I'd wait for it every time & every time they'd do it. It never grew old.

The way Bret Hart would lean back in the corner so they could remove his sunglasses. LOL.

Jimmy and that bull horn. And the way he would flail his arms about would make a striking sight. It was key because he was a small fellow.

Good days.

[Avante]

That's fine stuff. The way the announcers would pronounce Jim "The Anvil" Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidhart. I'd wait for it every time & every time they'd do it. It never grew old.

The way Bret Hart would lean back in the corner so they could remove his sunglasses. LOL.

Jimmy and that bull horn. And the way he would flail his arms about would make a striking sight. It was key because he was a small fellow.

Good days.

Neidhart was a shot putter from UCLA, as ya know Brett from the first family of Canadian rasslin'. Loved that laugh of Neidharts and as ya mentioned the cool of Brett.

Jimmy Hart was in what rock band?

[Avante]

The Pre 1970 Top 10.

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
4.Verne Gagne
5.Killer Kowalski
6.Fred Blassie
7.The Sheik
8.Antonio Rocca
9.Dick the Brusier
10.Edouard Carpentier

Post 1970

1.Hulk Hogan
2. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
3."Superstar" Billy Graham
4.Dusty Rhodes
5.Pedro Morales
6.Jack Brisco
7.Bob Baklund
8.Dory Funk Jr.
9.Harley Race
10.Jerry "Kng" Lawler

Top 10 Not mentioned Above

1.John Cena
2.Triple H
3.Nick Bockwinkle
4.Fritz Von Erich
5.Ray Stevens
6.Randy "Macho Man" Savage
7.Shawn Michaels
8.Stonecold Steve Austin
9.Terry Funk
10.The Destroyer

But where are....


"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Andre the Giant
The Rock
Johnny Valentine
Crusher Lisowski
Don Leo Jonathan
Bobo Brazil
Gene Kiniski
Randy Orton
Gorgeous George
Ed "Strangler" Lewis

[Avante]

My first memories of the rasslin' was sitting on the floor next to my granny in her rocker., the big thing was don't knock over her spit can, she chewed snuff. I can still hear her...."he's pulling his trunks ref, he's pulling his trunks". She thought it was real and at that time so did I.

She couldn't stand this guy, she hated him.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzNagM0JN_4

[pgardn]

1. Nutria
2. Fire Ants
3. Giant Salvinia
4. Zebra Mussels
5. Asian Carp
6. Black Tiger Shrimp
7. Hydrilla
8. Feral Hogs
9. African Bees
10. Asian Clam

[Avante]

Colin Kaepernick is real lucky he isn't playing for me. If he were he'd be given this option.....

Avante....have a seat Colin, ok here's the deal. You will stand for our National Anthem, got it? If ya don't you will be gone, now do we have an understanding?
Colin....well...
Avante (holding up a hand to stop him)....don't care what you have to say. You stand or it's see ya, now go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To think I drove over 50 miles to make a trade with a buddy who had a few Kaepernick rookie cards.

[140]

Colin Kaepernick is real lucky he isn't playing for me. If he were he'd be given this option.....

Avante....have a sit Colin, ok here's the deal. You will stand for out National Anthem, got it? If ya don't you will be gone, now do we have an understanding?
Colin....well...
Avanye (holding up a hand to stop him)....don't care what you have to say. You stand or it's see ya, now go.
lol

shut the fuck up old faggot

[Avante]

lol

shut the fuck up old faggot


So glad you are here, I need guys like you. Ya keep me at the top of the page and I can work my translations off your dumb ass. Just try to keep up, ok?

These threads are me showing off and exposing the dumbasses here like you.

[140]

So glad you are here, I need guys like you. Ya keep me at the top of the page and I can work my translations off your dumb ass. Just try to keep up, ok?

These threads are me showing off and exposing the dumbasses here like you.
No

[Avante]

I know what all of you are thinking....."that 140 is dumber than a rock, oh hell yes idiot just keep bumping him up and playing into his....translation silliness.... so he can post another boring ass list"


And here he comes again I gurantee it, yep, the boy is owned.

[Avante]

140, lets's go, I have some NCAA football to kick around, come on guy.

[140]

I know what all of you are thinking....."that 140 is dumber than a rock, oh hell yes idiot just keep bumping him up and playing into his....translation silliness.... so he can post another boring ass list"


And here he comes again I gurantee it, yep, the boy is owned.
No

[140]

140, lets's go, I have some NCAA football to kick around, come on guy.
No

[Avante]

No

See how easy this was? Imagine coming here to follow Avante around, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

140, keep bumping me up son, got it?

[Avante]

No

translation



Avante, what's your take on Stanfords Christian McCaffrey?



Dude, don't take so long ok?

I see the kid winning the Heisman if Pitt's James Conner doesn't. A speedy white running back does grab your attention. We haven't seen one of these since Craig James at SMU and they had Eric Dickerson.

James Conner the fastest 250 pounder we will see.

[140]

See how easy this was? Imagine coming here to follow Avante around, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

140, keep bumping me up son, got it?
No

[140]

translation



Avante, what's your take on Stanfords Christian McCaffrey?



Dude, don't take so long ok?

I see the kid winning the Heisman if Pitt's James Conner doesn't. A speedy white running back does grab your attention. We haven't seen one of these since Craig James at SMU and they had Eric Dickerson.

James Conner the fastest 250 pounder we will see.
No

[Avante]

I'm guessing breeding. Pretty obvious to see this 140 freak was raised by a couple idiots.

Anyway, while here.

Colin Kaepernick turns Muslim and look what happens.

[SpursforSix]

I'm guessing breeding. Pretty obvious to see this 140 freak was raised by a couple idiots.

Anyway, while here.

Colin Kaepernick turns Muslim and look what happens.

Best Muslim quarterback in the NFL. I just hope he doesn't pull a Last Boy Scout and take out one of my fantasy players.

[140]

I'm guessing breeding. Pretty obvious to see this 140 freak was raised by a couple idiots.

Anyway, while here.

Colin Kaepernick turns Muslim and look what happens.
No

[Avante]

Best Muslim quarterback in the NFL. I just hope he doesn't pull a Last Boy Scout and take out one of my fantasy players.

Imagine he finally gets dumped by the Niners, nobody wants any part of him and he ends up over "there" fighting for ISIS. So he rises in the ranks and becomes Da Man.

Hollywood would love it

[140]

Imagine he finally gets dumped by the Niners, nobody wants any part of him and he ends up over "there" fighting for ISIS. So he rises in the ranks and becomes Da Man.

Hollywood would love it
No

[Avante]

No

You never ever let anyone talk about your parents like I did yours. What's wrong with you faggot?

[Avante]

140 so ya stopped sucking cock?

[140]

You never ever let anyone talk about your parents like I did yours. What's wrong with you faggot?
From your point of view? I'm too old.

[140]

I'm a sick ass pedo
Yes

[Trill Clinton]

avante do you ever travel to texas?

[Avante]

From your point of view? I'm too old.

Why do you continue to show everybody here just how fucked up you are?

[Avante]

Yes

That was dumb.

GROW UP, ok?

[Avante]

avante do you ever travel to texas?

Never been to Texas, or the south which bugs the hell out me. I have no business being here in Cali and if I could have been born/raised anywhere else....Louisiana.

[140]

Why do you continue to show everybody here just how fucked up you are?
No

[Avante]

No

translation

Avante, in your opinion who is the best example of Alabama prewar blues?


Good one little guy.

Alabama has the most primitive of all them old blues. Nothing refined about it, very raw and down to the bone.

Sonny Scott a perfect example of what I'm talking about.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwrvMaaMAQ

[Avante]

I think I'll use 140 a little differently being he's an obvious idiot. I 'll save up one of his stupid posts and bump it up as this threads starts to fade.

I like it.

[140]

translation

Avante, in your opinion who is the best example of Alabama prewar blues?


Good one little guy.

Alabama has the most primitive of all them old blues. Nothing refined about it, very raw and down to the bone.

Sonny Scott a perfect example of what I'm talking about.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwrvMaaMAQ
No

[140]

I think I'll use 140 a little differently being he's an obvious idiot. I 'll save up one of his stupid posts and bump it up as this threads starts to fade.

I like it.
No

[140]

GROW UP, ok?
This is weird. One would think that's the exact opposite of what you really want

[Avante]

This is weird. One would think that's the exact opposite of what you really want

You have any idea at all what started all this pedo talk? You don't do you?

I posted this...

Why weren't we (servicemen) told about that sick shit (sex slavery) thing over there? That pisses me off.

Only here with all the dummies like you does that become..."you pedo". I see sick ass pedos as the lowest life form we have and I am not kidding when I say ya shoot those sick fucks in the head.

Now why this need to ignore my stance on this sick shit? Why act like a fucking retard?

If I see any man messing with a kid I;m kicking his ass. Now what don't you understand about that? Stop acting stupid, ok?

[SpursforSix]

If I see any man messing with a kid I;m kicking his ass. Now what don't you understand about that? Stop acting stupid, ok?

I shoot sick pedos in the head. But you're OK just kicking their asses?
Sounds like you go easy on pedos.

[140]

You have any idea at all what started all this pedo talk? You don't do you?

I posted this...

Why weren't we (servicemen) told about that sick shit (sex slavery) thing over there? That pisses me off.

Only here with all the dummies like you does that become..."you pedo". I see sick ass pedos as the lowest life form we have and I am not kidding when I say ya shoot those sick fucks in the head.

Now why this need to ignore my stance on this sick shit? Why act like a fucking retard?

If I see any man messing with a kid I;m kicking his ass. Now what don't you understand about that? Stop acting stupid, ok?
No

[140]

I shoot sick pedos in the head. But you're OK just kicking their asses?
Sounds like you go easy on pedos.
That's what I was thinking.

[Avante]

I shoot sick pedos in the head. But you're OK just kicking their asses?
Sounds like you go easy on pedos.

I don't carry a gun with me, if I did then yes I'm blowing that sick fucks head right off his shoulders.

If while over there in the navy if I'd seen a buddy with a young girl it's...."dude, she's just a kid, shove off".