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Spurtacus
03-21-2012, 09:25 PM
http://blog.syracuse.com/entertainment/2012/03/michael_bay_ninja_turtles_aliens_tmnt_remake.html

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/showbiz/movies/bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ew/index.html
Creepn
03-21-2012, 09:32 PM
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles?
Stringer_Bell
03-21-2012, 09:49 PM
I really don't see why anyone is complaining. He raped Transformers and people paid tons of money to watch him rape via the sequels...why wouldn't he think it's okay to rape the Teenage MUTANT Ninja Turtles and expect you to gladly pay tons of money to watch that too?
Stringer_Bell
03-21-2012, 09:51 PM
why don't you just remake "bloodsport" michael bay? people liked it the first time so maybe they'll go watch your stupid shit of a movie then

I know you're angry, dawg, but don't give that fuck anymore stupid ideas.

"Yea, we're doing a remake of Bloodsport, except now it's got robots. Everyone loves robots and martial arts. I mean, basically, it's gonna be giant robots fighting in the UFC - it's gonna be epic, you guys will love it!"
baseline bum
03-21-2012, 10:12 PM
Wait, so the Ninja Turtles are Mexicans?
2pac > Kobe
03-21-2012, 10:37 PM
:cry But its more believable :cry
BlackSwordsMan
03-22-2012, 01:04 AM
:cry But its more believable :cry

who's gonna train the turtles? :cry
Jacob1983
03-22-2012, 01:10 AM
I'd rather see Bad Boys III.
SA210
03-22-2012, 01:14 AM
why don't you just remake "bloodsport" michael bay? people liked it the first time so maybe they'll go watch your stupid shit of a movie then

Hollywood better NOT ever fkn touch Bloodsport!
Cant_Be_Faded
03-22-2012, 01:14 AM
Michael bay needs to get got.
baseline bum
03-22-2012, 02:01 AM
He needs to remake Scarface, with Tony Montana from outer space, but have alien Manolo fall for Elvira instead. Then Tony kills him for miscegenation. Or maybe zombie Godfather.
JoeChalupa
03-22-2012, 08:36 AM
Why so serious over a Ninja Turtles movie? I never watched the first ones.
SA210
03-22-2012, 09:31 AM
Michael bay needs to get got.
jag
03-22-2012, 09:53 AM
I really care about this because TMNT still matters to me...
pawe
03-22-2012, 10:07 AM
Why so serious over a Ninja Turtles movie? I never watched the first ones.

Because you are a different generation from us.
This is a cartoon we never fail to watch every Saturday morning...do you know how hard it is to wake up early on a Saturday morning, huh?
cantthinkofanything
03-22-2012, 10:10 AM
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JoeChalupa
03-22-2012, 10:26 AM
Because you are a different generation from us.
This is a cartoon we never fail to watch every Saturday morning...do you know how hard it is to wake up early on a Saturday morning, huh?

Oh, I grew up on Looney Tunes.
pawe
03-22-2012, 11:11 AM
Oh, I grew up on Looney Tunes.

Tell me how'd you feel if Bay said Bugs Bunny is a rabbit from Puerto Rico?
JoeChalupa
03-22-2012, 11:45 AM
Tell me how'd you feel if Bay said Bugs Bunny is a rabbit from Puerto Rico?

Meh...que paso doc? But I hope they never make movies about the beloved Looney Tune characters. Hell, I hated it when they were used in that Michael Jordan movie.
Spurtacus
03-23-2012, 02:06 AM
Michael Bay still has time to fuck up Thundercats, Heman, Voltron, Centurions and maybe Captain Planet.
xellos88330
03-23-2012, 09:47 AM
I think he got his idea from this...

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DarkReign
03-23-2012, 10:00 AM
Why so serious over a Ninja Turtles movie? I never watched the first ones.

Youre old, Joe. Some of us grew up on TMNT. I actually saw the original with Casey Jones on TV the other day and was surprised that I could still recite almost word-for-word the entire scene. Then I changed it because Cory Feldman's voice is grating.