McDonalds All American Slam Dunk Contest

[DMC]

So these HS kids are tearing it up, and then there's the one token female in the group. Through 2 rounds she's never able to dunk the ball, try after try after try, she just grabs the alley oop and tosses it over the rim, her fingers barely touching the rim.

So it ends up something like this:

210
180
60
0 -female

Zero points in a dunk contest through two rounds? I was watching that shit and I couldn't believe it. I was waiting for Aston Kutcher to run out with the Punked crew.

Why the fuck would they put a woman in a dunk contest just to embarrass her? It was painful to watch.

[pass1st]

That Griner girl can dunk, she just can't do it well in comparison to any black guy with hops and 6+ feet in height

[DMC]

That Griner girl can dunk, she just can't do it well in comparison to any black guy with hops and 6+ feet in height
No, the bitch couldn't dunk. There was no comparison, and we're talking about HS not college.

I am not asking why women cannot dunk. I am asking why McDonalds organizers would put a girl in there only to be embarrassed.

[DeadlyDynasty]

There were like 2 white people in that entire gym

[DMC]

There were like 2 white people in that entire gym
And one of them was Ronald McDonald.

[pass1st]

No, the bitch couldn't dunk. There was no comparison, and we're talking about HS not college.

I am not asking why women cannot dunk. I am asking why McDonalds organizers would put a girl in there only to be embarrassed.

She can dunk, just not well enough to compete

[Latarian Milton]

if it's an embarrassment she got thrown in the contest and couldn't dunk, then WNBA is another fucking embarrassment too imho

[DMC]

She can dunk, just not well enough to compete
Ok, but she couldn't dunk. That's my point. She got like 10 tries on toss ups where she was trying to just fingertip the ball in and couldn't. 2 different rounds, nothing.

Why was she competing against people like Shabazz Muhammad?

[InRareForm]

youtube please

[pass1st]

Ok, but she couldn't dunk. That's my point. She got like 10 tries on toss ups where she was trying to just fingertip the ball in and couldn't. 2 different rounds, nothing.

Why was she competing against people like Shabazz Muhammad?

No idea, like I said, she can't dunk well enough to compete

[DMC]

if it's an embarrassment she got thrown in the contest and couldn't dunk, then WNBA is another fucking embarrassment too imho
Oh she's got a full scholarship so more power to her, hope she becomes everything she wants to become. It's not about her.

[DMC]

No idea, like I said, she can't dunk well enough to compete
I cannot dunk well enough to compete these days. I like saying that better than saying I cannot dunk.

[DMC]

youtube please
It's 2012 and I tried to find it but couldn't.

Just happened today.

[pass1st]

I cannot dunk well enough to compete these days. I like saying that better than saying I cannot dunk.

A woman who can dunk is the gender equivalent of a white guy under 6 feet doing a windmill

[DMC]

A woman who can dunk is the gender equivalent of a white guy under 6 feet doing a windmill
What part of "can't dunk" don't you fucking get? It's not like she was rimming out throwdowns. She couldn't get over the fucking rim.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Cornelius didn't participate in that contest. It was just random HS black chicks who all missed

[DMC]

This was a white chick I think. Cannot even find her on Google.

[pass1st]

What part of "can't dunk" don't you fucking get? It's not like she was rimming out throwdowns. She couldn't get over the fucking rim.

She can dunk, but didn't dunk

Need a lesson in English?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Could've been, there were multiple girls there iirc. All I know is ESPN was showing women's basketball on one channel and women missing dunks on the other. Would've been nice to have some PBA reruns, ping-pong, or darts instead.

[DMC]

She can dunk, but didn't dunk

Need a lesson in English?
So if a person tells you they can dunk a basketball and you toss it up there and they try 20 times and never get more than a couple inches above the rim with their fingers on any try, do you feel they can dunk, just that they couldn't on those tries?

Basically, why do you say she can dunk? Having dunked before doesn't mean she still can, just as having hit from half court doesn't mean she's a half court shooter who just happens to miss the rest of the time.

[DMC]

Could've been, there were multiple girls there iirc. All I know is ESPN was showing women's basketball on one channel and women missing dunks on the other. Would've been nice to have some PBA reruns, ping-pong, or darts instead.
I was thinking curling or synchronized diving.

[pass1st]

So if a person tells you they can dunk a basketball and you toss it up there and they try 20 times and never get more than a couple inches above the rim with their fingers on any try, do you feel they can dunk, just that they couldn't on those tries?

Basically, why do you say she can dunk? Having dunked before doesn't mean she still can, just as having hit from half court doesn't mean she's a half court shooter who just happens to miss the rest of the time.

If they dunked before, sure. We've seen men fuck up dunk contests the same way but have no trouble dunking in game.

[DMC]

If they dunked before, sure. We've seen men fuck up dunk contests the same way but have no trouble dunking in game.
You aren't getting it. You'd have to see the video I guess. I've never seen a guy not be able to get above the rim to dunk with 20 tries, if he can dunk. We're talking tip in dunks, not Blake Griffin shit.

[pass1st]

You aren't getting it. You'd have to see the video I guess. I've never seen a guy not be able to get above the rim to dunk with 20 tries, if he can dunk. We're talking tip in dunks, not Blake Griffin shit.

She dunked recently

[DMC]

She dunked recently

Which makes her a dunker obviously. Wonder why Tony Parker wasn't in the dunk contest this year.

[pass1st]

Which makes her a dunker obviously. Wonder why Tony Parker wasn't in the dunk contest this year.

Already said she can't dunk well enough to compete

But...she can dunk

[gambit1990]

Which makes her a dunker obviously. Wonder why Tony Parker wasn't in the dunk contest this year.

:lol