SpursTalk terms

[Deuce Bigalow]

Skunker = ?

8 = ?

Kirby = ?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Skunker is what the lakers did when they played the mavs.

8 is when the spurs lost to the mempris grizzlies in the playoffs.

Kirby is a fat little pink that that sucks in air to fly

[ElNono]

Skunker = Playoffs sweep

8 = 1st seed eliminated by 8th seed

Kirby = Fabbs for Kobe

[Giuseppe]

No. The Skunker is my shit.

8 is what it is.

And Kirby is wrong headed, because it signifys Coach Brown more than it does Kobe, and that is who I thought it was about when it first started.

[Deuce Bigalow]

"I smell skunk?"

so what is that supposed to mean? I smell a sweep?

[ElNono]

No. The Skunker is my shit.

After the Mavs took yer cookie and made you like it, it's all yours 'seppe...

tee, hee

[Giuseppe]

"I smell skunk?"

so what is that supposed to mean? I smell a sweep?

It's my invention and was concocted The Skunker. When Spurs Fan would start their shit, I'd ward 'em off with "I smell skunk."

[Giuseppe]

took yer cookie and made you like it

tee, hee

All mine. AZ Central, Philly, or, here. I strike the template.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Are there any other terms I need to be aware of?

[ElNono]

All mine. AZ Central, Philly, or, here. I strike the template.

And?

[Black&Silver]

i never understood the 0 and 43 references

[ElNono]

Are there any other terms I need to be aware of?

Big titties = Bynum
TOSB = Tired old shit bag
Kome = Kobe after chucking

[Dex]

i never understood the 0 and 43 references

O and 43 is how many times Culby's Suns have gone all the way.

[LakerHater]

0= 2011 fLakers gettin swept by Dallas!

[ElNono]

i never understood the 0 and 43 references

Number of NBA seasons for the Suns... never won a ring, thus are 0-43 for the title.

[silverblk mystix]

Rapist=Kobe

[ElNono]

Snitch = Kobe
Half = How much money Vanessa is getting after the divorce

[Deuce Bigalow]

O and 43 is how many times Culby's Suns have gone all the way.

Who's Culby?

[LkrFan]

Big titties = Bynum
TOSB = Tired old shit bag
Kome = Kobe after chucking

:lol

[Giuseppe]

Are there any other terms I need to be aware of?

Yes, O & 43!!!|||I invented that in the mid-90s when I landed on AZ Central. It defines the Phoenix Suns, their entire history and utter futility.

The Ellis girl|||encompasses both the married woman (Ellis) and the "girl" that exists.

Let us proceed...|||the three dots of no significance, but, mark the brand....it's a gesture of defiance concocted just before Kobe grabbed some jacks & timbers and started back down in the great northwest at double '00.

tee, hee|||a derivative of "tee, hee, beezer" a childhood mark that has survived 5 decades.

[ElNono]

The Quit = When 'seppe decided to quit
The Quit Quit = When 'seppe decided to quit on quitting

[LkrFan]

Dnd-old = ?

[ElNono]

Who's Culby?

Culby = Curly = Culbert = Culburn = Giuseppe before he was famous

[ElNono]

Dnd-old = ?

Tim Duncan

DND-OLD AGE = Robert Horry

[silverblk mystix]

M- My

A- Ass

G- Got

I- Infected

C- Coach

[Dex]

Who's Culby?

Giuseppe = 'Seppe = Culburn = Culby = Parrot

Before there was Giuseppe, there was Culburn, but he started anew after getting nailed to the Tree of Woe for the first time.

[silverblk mystix]

2002 World Champs- Sacramento Kings

[ElNono]

nailed to the Tree of Woe = Banned/Pinked

[Giuseppe]

"The tired old shit bag" {Duncan} is taken from a throw a way line in "At Close Range" when Christopher Walken references his ex wife played by Millie Perkins.

[Dex]

Holy shit, Culby really does set trends. :smchode:

[ElNono]

ELE bet = bet where the loser has to stay out of the board for a period of time.

Winner also normally refers to the event as sending the loser to the tree of woe and includes picture:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/66864948/Tree+Of+Woe+treeofwoe.jpg

[ElNono]

The Curse of Rocky Colavito: I'll let 'seppe explain this one.

[Giuseppe]

nailed to the Tree of Woe = Banned/Pinked

Tree of Woe is taken from "Conan The Destroyer" when James Earl Jones condemns Arnold, "nail him to the tree of woe. crucify him."

[ElNono]

Vietcong: What 'seppe has nightmares about

[Deuce Bigalow]

My goodness. Where do you guys come up with this :lol

[ElNono]

Tree of Woe is taken from "Conan The Destroyer" when James Earl Jones condemns Arnold, "nail him to the tree of woe. crucify him."

It's "Contemplate this on the tree of woe. crucify him"

[ElNono]

"You throw the damn thing into Lake Erie" = Another Cleveland sport curse 'seppe is familiar with.

[LkrFan]

Non-Issue

[Giuseppe]

ELE bet = bet where the loser has to stay out of the board for a period of time.

Winner also normally refers to the event as sending the loser to the tree of woe and includes picture:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/66864948/Tree+Of+Woe+treeofwoe.jpg

ELE is taken from "Deep Impact" when news reporter Tea Leoni thinks that ELE is the name of a Senator's mistress. She confronts him on the LA boat docks as he's loading his boat with survival gear. He tells her she's wrong. She goes to the libarary and runs the term thru a search engine. It comes up an Extinction Level Event. A meteor is coming in.

[ElNono]

Non-Issue

:lol tlong go-to schtick when Portland losses

[Giuseppe]

It's "Contemplate this on the tree of woe. crucify him"

Right.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Non-Issue

LkrFan. Why did you cut off the gif from there? The best part is when they're walking back and Wade gives him the 'stare'

[100%duncan]

He sets trends. :lmao

[ElNono]

:downspin: = spin, as in LkrFan trying to explain to us Sessions = Savior :lol

[Dex]

Non-Issue

What the Trailblazers will always be in the playoffs.

[Black&Silver]

so you are telling me that this term 0&43 will become 0&44 next year?

[Dex]

so you are telling me that this term 0&43 will become 0&44 next year?

My calculator says BOOBS. I got off task.

[Giuseppe]

so you are telling me that this term 0&43 will become 0&44 next year?

God willing, yes. But, it's not -0- it's -O- Spoken as Oh & 43, not zero & 43.

[ElNono]

2nd seed = Perennially wrong early-season Rocketfan prediction of where his team will finish in the standings.

[Giuseppe]

The {barrel} has it's roots in Cleveland at a Sears on 117th & Lorain Avenue. My father would take me there as child and they had this humongous Dad's Root Beer Barrel in the cafeteria.

[ElNono]

KBP = Kill Bill Pana = Manu_Forever = Stupid poster from Arkansas pretending to be greek

[BlackSwordsMan]

elnono = Argentina nazi sympathizer tbh

[BlackSwordsMan]

its 12 am and I'm listening to portal songs on youtube
im so cool

[ElNono]

elnono = Argentina nazi sympathizer tbh

American now, tbh.

[Giuseppe]

its 12 am and I'm listening to portal songs on youtube
im so cool

C'mon, Swordsy, let's dance virtual style.

[baseline bum]

Luck_the_fakers means nig... African American.

[VBM]

ELE is taken from "Deep Impact" when news reporter Tea Leoni thinks that ELE is the name of a Senator's mistress. She confronts him on the LA boat docks as he's loading his boat with survival gear. He tells her she's wrong. She goes to the libarary and runs the term thru a search engine. It comes up an Extinction Level Event. A meteor is coming in.

Always thought this was the inspiration

http://images.hhv.de/catalog/detail_big/00031/31297_1.jpg

[baseline bum]

It's "Contemplate this on the tree of woe. crucify him"

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[Giuseppe]

Jones has some wicked edge in that movie.

[LkrFan]

LkrFan. Why did you cut off the gif from there? The best part is when they're walking back and Wade gives him the 'stare'

:lol - borrowed the gif from IronMaxipad.

[redzero]

Just checkin' assholes - what the wife-beater posts when somebody calls him out on being so butthurt he starts posting nonsense. He posts that to try to play off the fact that he's being an idiot.

Wife-beater - it was discovered that Dale beats his wife and jokes about it on the Internet. This is what he shall be referred to from now on.

Come ta Pappy - what Dale posts in response to the wife-beater posts. First, he responded with :toast, but he knew that wasn't working so he pulled the come ta pappy card in another effort to act like he isn't extremely asshurt about the wife-beater accussations

Please - when the wife-beater has no actual response, but wants to pretend that he is in control, he posts this

:rolleyes - same as above. Funny thing is, he actually believes that he was the first one to use this emoticon, and that anybody else who uses it is copying off of him.

[Giuseppe]

Just checkin' assholes - what the wife-beater posts when somebody calls him out on being so butthurt he starts posting nonsense. He posts that to try to play off the fact that he's being an idiot.

Wife-beater - it was discovered that Dale beats his wife and jokes about it on the Internet. This is what he shall be referred to from now on.

Come ta Pappy - what Dale posts in response to the wife-beater posts. First, he responded with :toast, but he knew that wasn't working so he pulled the come ta pappy card in another effort to act like he isn't extremely asshurt about the wife-beater accussations

Please - when the wife-beater has no actual response, but wants to pretend that he is in control, he posts this

:rolleyes - same as above. Funny thing is, he actually believes that he was the first one to use this emoticon, and that anybody else who uses it is copying off of him.

:rolleyes

[ElNono]

:rolleyes

That's mine, Dale. Get your own shit.

[Giuseppe]

Get your own shit.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[redzero]

Excellent display of the term in action.

You see, everything in that post was true, but he desperately wants to disagree with it, so he throws in a :rolleyes because he can't do anything else.

Watch again as he uses another of the terms from the list after I ask him this question:

What exactly was incorrect with what I posted? Please explain in detail.

He won't answer that question, but he will post another :rolleyes or "please."

[DAF86]

My goodness. Where do you guys come up with this :lol

From movies apparently.

[Landon Donofag]

What about:

"in a world of hype we just win"

or

"The Drive For Five"

[Cry Havoc]

The Quit = When 'seppe decided to quit
The Quit Quit = When 'seppe decided to quit on quitting

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[100%duncan]

Excellent display of the term in action.

You see, everything in that post was true, but he desperately wants to disagree with it, so he throws in a :rolleyes because he can't do anything else.

Watch again as he uses another of the terms from the list after I ask him this question:

What exactly was incorrect with what I posted? Please explain in detail.

He won't answer that question, but he will post another :rolleyes or "please."

pwned :rollin

[jag]

American now, tbh.


http://www.bestsourcepatrioticshirts.com/usrimage/1518p16.jpg

[jag]

4 rings, faggot = what GNSF usually says in response to being deuced upon.

Lincoln = that crazy ass hood nigga DeShawn Stevenson, who contributed to a Mavs championship by playing silly defense during his spot minutes and just happens to have a tattoo of Abraham Lincoln across the front of his neck.

French Allah - The player with too much potential to trade for anyone other than Kobe or Bron.

[benefactor]

ELE is taken from "Deep Impact" when news reporter Tea Leoni thinks that ELE is the name of a Senator's mistress. She confronts him on the LA boat docks as he's loading his boat with survival gear. He tells her she's wrong. She goes to the libarary and runs the term thru a search engine. It comes up an Extinction Level Event. A meteor is coming in.
Caught this movie again the other day and I was wondering if this is where you got it from.

And for those that don't know "why don't you go fuck your mother some more" is the classic line from Stand by Me...the late River Phoenix, speaking to Kiefer Sutherland when the boys find the dead body and Sutherland tries to take it from them.

[Giuseppe]

Excellent display of the term in action.

You see, everything in that post was true, but he desperately wants to disagree with it, so he throws in a :rolleyes because he can't do anything else.

Watch again as he uses another of the terms from the list after I ask him this question:

What exactly was incorrect with what I posted? Please explain in detail.

He won't answer that question, but he will post another :rolleyes or "please."

Please.

[wanggi]

Please.

Just Bendovers and Gigolos often claim please.:lol

[Giuseppe]

Just Bendovers and Gigolos often claim please.:lol

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you really beat your wife pappy?

[Giuseppe]

you really beat your wife pappy?

What do you think, Swordsy?

[Dex]

KBP = Kill Bill Pana = Manu_Forever = Stupid poster from Arkansas pretending to be greek

http://i.imgur.com/kNV7l.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Just ____ing the things they're supposed to _____. No surprises here." - courtesy of the infamous Spursdynasty, used mostly to troll any fan base whose team suffered an upset, e.g. The Rockets are just beating a team they're supposed to beat. No surprises here.

"America, eating my lunch from a single bowl..." - part of a comedy bit by Patton Oswalt on KFC's "failure pile" that became a spamming auto-response of sorts for Mavsfan when dealing with GNSF.

Not necessarily the most relevant of things at the moment but important pieces of Spurstalk history that should not be forgotten.

[redzero]

you really beat your wife pappy?

Of course.

Do you read Berserk?

[Giuseppe]

Of course.

Do you read Berserk?

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

Rapist=Kobe

Gary Choo-choo Neal too ...

[Giuseppe]

Gary Choo-choo Neal too ...

Yep, once Pop stepped over that line signing quitters and coach killers like Jackson & Diaw was cakework.

He'd already sold his soul.

[Dex]

Yep, once Pop stepped over that line signing quitters and coach killers like Jackson & Diaw was cakework.

He'd already sold his soul.

The difference is, our rapist and quitters are all class.

[manufan10]

Those guys were just emulating the MVP of quitters, Kobe.

[Giuseppe]

The difference is, our rapist and quitters are all class.

Still, it's nice to see Pop crawlin' & grubbin'.

Does me heart good.

[Giuseppe]

Those guys were just emulating the MVP of quitters, Kobe.

You got nary room, your Rodman quit smack in the middle of playoffs. But, I don't hold Pop to account for that. But, for seducing Jackson to quit and murder his coach, yes, I do indict Pop. And for signing Diaw after he quit and murdered his coach, yes, I indict Pop.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Of course.

Do you read Berserk?

why else would my name be blackswordsman

[manufan10]

You got nary room, your Rodman quit smack in the middle of playoffs. But, I don't hold Pop to account for that. But, for seducing Jackson to quit and murder his coach, yes, I do indict Pop. And for signing Diaw after he quit and murdered his coach, yes, I indict Pop.

And yet you don't hold Kobe to such a high standard, and whenever someone reminds you that Kobe quit you roll your eyes. :rolleyes Kobe quit, Neal with it. :hat

[redzero]

why else would my name be blackswordsman

Good point. Berserk is pretty awesome.

[Giuseppe]

And yet you don't hold Kobe to such a high standard, and whenever someone reminds you that Kobe quit you roll your eyes. :rolleyes Kobe quit, Neal with it. :hat

Not true. Kobe quit. Kobe raped.

Now he has company. Neal raped.

But, it's not like the girls were of merit. Just human debris.

And now he's got company in Jackson and Diaw quitting and killing their coach and Pop signing them.

[Giuseppe]

why else would my name be blackswordsman

With the gold trimmed skirt.

tee, hee.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Good point. Berserk is pretty awesome.

It's a shame it takes over half a year to release a chapter. :downspin:

[manufan10]

Not true. Kobe quit. Kobe raped.

Now he has company. Neal raped.

But, it's not like the girls were of merit. Just human debris.

And now he's got company in Jackson and Diaw quitting and killing their coach and Pop signing them.

:tu

[BlackSwordsMan]

With the gold trimmed skirt.

tee, hee.

Nah uh the moment you raised your hand to ol mrs.robinson is the day you lost your privileges.

[Giuseppe]

Nah uh the moment you raised your hand to ol mrs.robinson is the day you lost your privileges.

You'll come back. Shakin' that ass.

You always do.

[ElNono]

:rolleyes - what giuseppe says when he doesn't have anything to reply

sup Heinrich, how's the schnitzel?

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyes - what giuseppe says when he doesn't have anything to reply

No. It's when I'm embarrassed for the poster.

[BlackSwordsMan]

No. It's when I'm embarrassed for the poster.

:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyes

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[VBM]

lol = mono's version of "Ether"

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