Anyone ever walk right into a marriage?

[lebomb]

Ya know tha hoe for 10min, and then :married: the next day in Vegas?

[manufan10]

http://clothesonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/The-Hangover_blue-suits.bmp.jpg

[Spam]

Yes,
Sincerely,
http://www.since1910.com/engagement-ring-blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Kris-humphries-is-trying-and-failing-.jpg

[MavDynasty]

One of my buds is gettin married soon...just met the chick last fall and she's 19. He's 18

[Leetonidas]

One of my buds is gettin married soon...just met the chick last fall and she's 19. He's 18

That won't end well :lol

[Reck]

LOL getting married at 18.

[redzero]

LOL getting married at 18.

lol getting married

[Reck]

lol getting married

Yep. Pretty much. Marriage is another word for you're fucked.

[redzero]

Don't need to get married for that.

[redzero]

hyeah but you'd be stupid not to

:lol Why?

[redzero]

I read your entire post. What is the reason to get married? I hope you seriously aren't saying that it's because you like weddings. That's just stupid.

[redzero]

How is getting married locking shit down? If one doesn't get married, is their relationship less meaningful than a married person's?

[Reck]

let me break it down for you. i'll type slowly so you can have a better chance of understanding:

1. you are getting free sex, all the time, with love, from a girl (or guy, whatever's clever imho).
2. why would you NOT marry her?
3. if you have something against 'marriage' (like recalcitrant hipsterdom), then why would you not stick with this girl for ever? i.e. be in a common law marriage (as defined by the great state of Texas)
4. if for all practical purposes you are married, then why not have a party to celebrate it?

in other words, if you don't recognise you've got a good thing going, and lock that shit down, then you're stupid

Marriage is overrated. :lol free sex.

That warranty runs out after six months.

You can get free sex without getting married if you know what you're doing..

I dont know what the & of cheating after marriage is but I bet its in the pretty bad percentage.

I rather have a live in girlfriend.

[Reck]

How is getting married locking shit down? If one doesn't get married, is their relationship less meaningful than a married person's?

Locking shit down as in you're your wife bitch. When you get married, all that you possess is your spose to have. If you cheat on her, she'll make it so your live is a financial disaster, if you divorce her she'll make it so you regret it for the rest of your life.

That's locking it down.

[Reck]

:lol doesn't understand common law marriage

Then please elaborate, oh wise one.

[redzero]

:lol didn't answer my question

[redzero]

:lol doesn't understand the meaning of "hipster"

[Reck]

:lol too hipster for marriage

Still waiting....

[redzero]

:lol still doesn't understand the meaning of the word "hipster"
:lol thinking that one needs to get married to have free sex

[redzero]

:lol thinking that one needs to marry in order to experience love
:lol still doesn't understand the meaning of "hipster"

[redzero]

Don't need marriage to find somebody.

[redzero]

Don't need marriage to love somebody.

[Reck]

Hemann going for 100 posts in a single thread.

Dont you have a wife to tend to? :lol

[redzero]

Don't need marriage to find them, love them, or make the relationship meaningful, regardless of what you claim.

[redzero]

never claimed any of that

Then why are you equating not wanting to get married to not being able to find somebody?


but i feel for you, reading all your emotional baggage into my innocent posts

How is what I posted emotional baggage?


you on the other hand have said something to the effect of :lol marriage, so it appears that you would have some explaining to do on why you are against marriage

First show me that there is a point to getting married. If your best argument is "Why not?", then it's not a good reason.


but i think we all have figured that out by now. sometimes what appears to be unattainable becomes the object of scorn

Yes, make accussations because you can't defend your position.


but remember. i believe in you. you will find love someday, if you first learn to love yourself

Again equating not wanting to get married to not being able to find someone.

[redzero]

:lol still no actual argument
:lol still trying to make up for your lack of an argument with personal attacks

[redzero]

:lol financial incentives

There's this thing called divorce, and it happens half the time. One can lose their house, their money, and more from it, so financial incentives don't seem like much in comparison.

[Reck]

Time to get your meds hemann. What a double time loser.

[RaZon]

I'd love to find the right woman and settle down. At 32 I am getting a bit tired of girlfriends. Where physical attractions mean everything, no depth, no substance. I am looking for Miss Right but there just aren't any....

5-10
34-23-34
athletic
intelligent
doesn't..smoke, drink (overly drink), or do drugs.
has a job
knows football and loves it
knows track & field and loves it
loves to read
loves to junk store/yardsale/antique stores
can cook, really cook
big blues eyes a guy can get lost in
it's all I can do to satisfy her sexually, a real workout
blond hair
no kids
no previous marriage-s
loves them old prewar blues
can dance

Until I find her, I'll stay single.

[DMC]

Free sex is a myth if you are a straight male. At the minimum you have to listen to her run her fucking mouth.

[DMC]

i'd love to find the right woman and settle down. At 32 i am getting a bit tired of girlfriends. Where physical attractions mean everything, no depth, no substance. I am looking for miss right but there just aren't any....

5-10
34-23-34
athletic
intelligent
doesn't..smoke, drink (overly drink), or do drugs.
Has a job
knows football and loves it
knows track & field and loves it
loves to read
loves to junk store/yardsale/antique stores
can cook, really cook
big blues eyes a guy can get lost in
it's all i can do to satisfy her sexually, a real workout
blond hair
no kids
no previous marriage-s
loves them old prewar blues
can dance

until i find her, i'll stay single.
0/10

[RaZon]

0/10

I should have had a few fucks in there....huh?

[Mog]

:lol doesn't understand the meaning of "hipster"

Is the poster child for "hipster doofus".

[redzero]

:lol prenup

:lol thinking that prenups don't get thrown out


:lol doesn't like parties

:lol would risk financial ruination for a party


:lol can't imagine the prospect of a lifelong relationship

:lol still lying and claiming that not wanting to get married and not wanting to get into a long relationship are the same thing


i feel so sorry for you

:lol I feel sorry for you since you're too stupid to give a good reason for wanting to get married.

[Cupid]

:lol I feel sorry for you since you're too stupid to give a good reason for wanting to get married.

Love is all you need.

[redzero]

One doesn't need marriage to love someone, mouse.

[Cupid]

One doesn't need marriage to love someone, mouse.

But it is the only reason needed for marriage.

[redzero]

Then it's a dumb reason.

[redzero]

:lol still resorting to personal attacks because you can't defend your position

Serious question: are you honestly too stupid to understand that not wanting to get married and not wanting a long term relationship are not the same thing, or are you deliberately mixing the two up?

[redzero]

Because it's pointless and one can get screwed over in a divorce. Why get married?

[redzero]

So you don't actually have a good reason to get married, do you?

You keep trying to claim that not wanting to get married is the same as not wanting a long-term relationship, even though that is an idiotic claim.

You tried to argue that one should get married because the wedding, which is :lol if you are actually serious.

You tried to argue that one should get married because of financial benefits, even though the risks outweigh the benefits when one takes divorce into account.

[redzero]

:lol divorce lawyers would love your mentality

[cantthinkofanything]

:lol divorce lawyers would love your mentality

Promiscuous fags would love yours.

[redzero]

Promiscuous fags would love yours.

Of course, your dumbass would be incapable of understanding that one doesn't have to get married to have a monogamous relationship.

[cantthinkofanything]

Of course, your dumbass would be incapable of understanding that one doesn't have to get married to have a monogamous relationship.

No, I get that.

[redzero]

Don't you have a daughter to neglect?

[cantthinkofanything]

Don't you have a daughter to neglect?

terrible that I send her to school while I work.

[redzero]

Yeah, being unfunny on SpursTalk is a full-time job.

[cantthinkofanything]

Yeah, being unfunny on SpursTalk is a full-time job.

yes...yes...quite time consuming

[redzero]

:lol still too stupid to make a compelling argument for getting married
:lol thinking your spouse would magically become faithful if you get married
:lol too stupid to realize how bad divorce can fuck you over
:lol would risk financial ruination for a good wedding

[cantthinkofanything]

:lol rationalizing why you're not married

[redzero]

:lol doesn't think that prenuptial agreements can and will be thrown out
:lol thinking that divorced couples didn't love each other, too, before their marriages fell apart

:lmao divorce attorneys would love your stupid mentality

[redzero]

Oh yeah, I forgot:

:lol still thinking that couples need to get married to love each other

[redzero]

:lol stupid enough to not consider the consequences of a failed marriage
:lmao gullible enough to think that your marriage will somehow be special and won't end badly because you'd love your spouse

And are you now changing your argument to: "Marriage is okay as long as you marry somebody who makes more money than you do"? Is that what you are arguing now?

[redzero]

:lol now advocating being a gold digger
:lol still too stupid to understand that being against marriage and being against love are not the same thing
:rollin dumb enough to not consider the negative consequences of your decisions

:rollin now resorting to personal attacks that make even less sense than the ones that you were using before

[DMC]

I should have had a few fucks in there....huh?
With that candy ass approach, you better get your fucks in here, you won't be getting them out there. You will be the best friend type, "I don't have sex on the 1st date" type, while she's fucking everyone else without a date type.

[redzero]

Serious question:

Is being against marriage the same as being against love?

[redzero]

Then why have equated them several times in this thread?

[2Blonde]

My husband & I got married 5 1/2 months after we met. We will clebrate our 15th wedding anniversary in September. Worked for us! :)

[BlackSwordsMan]

My husband & I got married 5 1/2 months after we met. We will clebrate our 15th wedding anniversary in September. Worked for us! :)

I hope me and sourcandy are as fortunate

[SpursWoman]

My husband & I got married 5 1/2 mont
hs after we met. We will clebrate our 15th wedding anniversary in September. Worked for us! :)

User & I lived in sin for 7 years before we got married. Nothing much has changed, although I love having his last name ...it's unusual and difficult for people to pronounce and it cracks me up. At the doctor's office I'm now "Christine ....hhh ... Christine?" Lol

I got kicked in the teeth not being able to file head of household anymore, though. :flipoff

[redzero]

:lol lying and claiming that you weren't equating being against marriage to being against love numerous times in this topic
:lmao still too stupid to consider the consequences of your actions

[redzero]

Hemann82 is too stupid to understand that one doesn't need to marry in order to find love and be in a long-term relationship.


:lol can't get consensual sex from someone for longer than 6 months

:lol never experienced love

didn't mean to make you sad over your lack of steady romantic companionship

I. believe. that. you. will. find. someone. someday.

but i think we all have figured that out by now. sometimes what appears to be unattainable becomes the object of scorn

but remember. i believe in you. you will find love someday, if you first learn to love yourself

:depressed no love in your life

:lol can't imagine the prospect of a lifelong relationship

you'll find someone someday
doesn't believe in lasting love

but but this marriage will certainly end in divorce and ruin me b-b-b-because I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE OR PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENETSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :cry

but i guess your deep-seated phobia of being hurt probably stems back to some sort of anal trauma regularly inflicted upon you by a father figure of some sort

and then maybe you can gather up the pieces of your shattered ego and learn to live again, and learn to love yourself again, and eventually someone may learn to love you

:lmao Keep in mind that I not ONCE criticized love or relationships in general. Not a single time. This moron is too dumb to understand that one doesn't need to marry to be in a loving relationship, so he interperets being against marriage as being against love, then makes several unfunny personal attacks.

:lol too stupid to understand something so simple
:lol lying and claiming that he wasn't equating being against marriage to being against love/relationships

[BlackSwordsMan]

or me and caska AMIRGHT REDZERO BRO?

[redzero]

Getting into relationships with retards is messed up, bro.

[Giuseppe]

^
- "Got to hit 'em. Keeps 'em humble."

- Eric Roberts - "The Pope of Greenwich Village"

[redzero]

:lol doesn't realize that there can be cheating in long-term relationships too
:lol thinks it's dumb to consider the consequences of your actions

Now I'm just wondering how long it will take for your dumbass to realize that being against marriage and being against relationships are not the same thing. It's taken three days, and I'm starting to wonder if you'll ever get it.

[Giuseppe]

^Get your fucking ass into the NBA Forum.

[redzero]

:lmao still can't argue without using strawmen

Relationships can end, too. I'm not criticizing marriage just because it can end. I'm criticizing marriage because divorce can screw people over.

Still waiting for you to use an argument that isn't a strawman.

[redzero]

You almost have it. I see that your reading comprehension has slightly improved.

[redzero]

Are you honestly trying to argue that one should not worry about something like their ex getting the house and part of their income?

:lol Is that what you are honestly trying to argue? That that isn't important and should not factor into o'neal decision to marry or not?

[redzero]

:lmao so you don't have a goddamn reason to get married.

Let's review:

• You tried to argue that one can have a party.
- I explained how retarded it is to want to get married just to have a party. Furthermore, one can have lots of parties without getting married.
• You tried to argue that there are financial incentives to getting married.
- I explained that the risks (e.g., divorce, alimony, etc.) outweigh the benefits.
• You tried to claim that one can get free sex.
- I responded by stating that one doesn't need to marry in order to get free sex.

The rest of your arguments have been strawmen. You equated being against marriage to being against love/relationships numerous times.

So, can you tell me what reason one should have to get married instead of just staying in a relationship?

[redzero]

Another strawman.

Again, do you actually have a reason to get married?

[redzero]

Again, another strawman. You're just trying to oversimplify my position.

Again, do you actually have a reason to get married?

[Why?]

Again, another strawman. You're just trying to oversimplify my position.

Again, do you actually have a reason to get married?

Why can't love be the reason people get married? Why can't you just accept the fact that marriage is not for you but others still believe in it and leave it alone?

[redzero]

Again, mouse, people can already have loving relationships without marriage, and they don't have to fear losing their money and possessions if the relationship gets sour.

[man on wire]

Marriage is one of the greatest balancing acts of all time.

[man on wire]

Again, mouse, people can already have loving relationships without marriage, and they don't have to fear losing their money and possessions if the relationship gets sour.

If you are in fear of losing your money and possessions then that isn't a very loving relationship. You need to learn how to balance your emotions and stop knocking those who decide to marry.

[redzero]

:lol that's idiotic. If one can have the exact same relationship without having to worry about money or possessions, what sense would it make to marry?

[redzero]

:lol still no reason to get married

[lebomb]

Marriage is awesome............ Ive done it several times :hat

[redzero]

:lmao still can't provide a single valid reason to get married

[Zombie.]

:lmao still can't provide a single valid reason to get married

:sleep give it a rest already. The only reason one needs is that they want to get married. Don't need you to validate their reason.

[redzero]

:lol still no argument
:lol randomly bringing up cuckolding

[redzero]

:lol still no argument

[redzero]

Give me one good reason why one should not take that into consideration.

[redzero]

One can be abandoned in normal relationship, too. Are you capable of making an argument that isn't a strawman?

And you didn't answer my question.

[redzero]

Don't need marriage to make a commitment.

Are you honestly so stupid that you cannot understand that one doesn't need marriage to have a serious, long-term relationship? How many times must I keep telling you this?

[redzero]

Oh look, another strawman.

[redzero]

:lmao this guy honestly believes that the only way to commit to a partner is through marriage!

[redzero]

:lmao another strawman
:lmao too retarded to make an actual argument

[redzero]

Strawman:


:lol this guy honestly thinks it's a commitment if there's no actual material commitment :lmao

I never said that no material commitments should be made.

Another Strawman:


oh hyeah we're committed for life and everything baby, but the second this gets boring you ken git your shit and git the fuuuuuuuuuuckkkk outtt :lol

Don't even know where you are getting this.

Again, can you actually formulate a point in your dumb brain that isn't a strawman?

[redzero]

:lmao zero reading comprehension

Show me where I stated that no material commitments should be made at all.

[Why?]

Don't need marriage to make a commitment.

Are you honestly so stupid that you cannot understand that one doesn't need marriage to have a serious, long-term relationship? How many times must I keep telling you this?

Why can't you understand that for some marriage is all part of a serious, long-term relationship? How many times do I need to tell you that!?

[redzero]

:lol still no argument for why one should get married
:lol dumb enough to not think about future consequences

[redzero]

:lol thinks that happiness is guaranteed
:lol thinks that one can't have stability and happiness without getting married

[redzero]

Watched the video.

Doesn't sound like anybody in this topic, since I don't see anybody arguing against commitment.

[redzero]

Wait, is that what you are going with? It was two minutes long, so how is that some feat?

[redzero]

:lol Well, when one's desperate like you are, they'll resort to anything.

[redzero]

Still no argument.

[redzero]

:lmao you're actually desperate enough to put that in your sig?

But then again, it's not like you have anything else going in this thread.

[JoeChalupa]

I married my wife because I was and still am madly in love with her. We lived together for 3 years and no, I didn't need to get married, I wanted to. I didn't have to marry her to be in a committed relationship, I wanted to.

[JoeChalupa]

Jake Owen found a reason to get married.

http://www.oddonion.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/100fc_1333901046_jake-owen-lacey-buchanan-b.jpg

[redzero]

What might that reason be?

[Bill_Brasky]

Jake Owen found a reason to get married.

http://www.oddonion.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/100fc_1333901046_jake-owen-lacey-buchanan-b.jpg

STFU, that's clearly Luke Wilson.

[JoeChalupa]

What might that reason be?

You just don't get it and if your having to ask proves it.

[JoeChalupa]

STFU, that's clearly Luke Wilson.

:lmao

[redzero]

You just don't get it and if your having to ask proves it.

Enlighten me.

[cantthinkofanything]

:lmao

Does any one know where Jeeves went? My first instinct was to Ask Jeeves, but, you know... Now I'm all out of options!

Did you check your mom's vag?