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Spursfanfromafar
03-31-2012, 06:28 AM
Amuseddaysleeper (Raza) is doing an awesome job in this super funny site. Check it out -

http://basketbawful.com ..

Here is his entry for the "Minneapolis Lakers" - (hilarious) -

Minneapolis Lakers: Yowza, what looked good in the first half for the Lakers, a 12 point lead and the Bynum/Gasol tandem working to perfection got completely derailed as the game went on.

The LakeShow allowed the Thunder to shoot 46% from the floor, and despite Harden going a weak 3-11 from the floor (to rival Pau's 4-11) OKC ran away with it building their lead to as many as 19 before Los Angeles tried to save face in the end.

Bynum was fantastic going 10-15 from the floor, as the Thunder had no answer for him.

When you're able to shoot 66% from the floor, you'd think you'd be allowed to get up more shots, maybe even a 3 pointer or two.

But then, the Lakers got Kobe'd.

The scene of the crime shot 7-25 from the floor, for a whopping 28% from the floor (which probably raised his FG percentage on the season).


You gotta admit, Kobe is simply fascinating. It's getting to the point where should my Spurs face the Lakers in the playoffs, I secretly pray Kobe takes as many shots as possible.

I tried to analyze Kobe, study Kobe, become Kobe (even had my lower jaw surgically extended and everything).

This is what I found:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pSobfg9W2vE/T3XFrzhN1YI/AAAAAAAAAE4/F7msDKYcySM/s640/Kobe+sees.png

Oh, and have I mentioned that Derek Fisher had just as many points in 16 minutes (7) as Razor Ramone Sessions had in 30?


Bawful Twitter Account of the Day: As if going 3-13 from the floor isn't bad enough, these tweets could make anyone scratch their head in amazement from Metta World Please:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EsQ-hSJXjgQ/T3XHCWSr8DI/AAAAAAAAAFA/oIBrwgFsx-g/s640/ron+artest.png

Awesome :) Great job, Amused!

Giuseppe
03-31-2012, 06:33 AM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Amuseddaysleeper
03-31-2012, 10:53 AM
Thanks pal :tu

Giuseppe
03-31-2012, 10:57 AM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

wanggi
03-31-2012, 11:09 AM
With Stern's turned down yer Cris Paul's trade proposal, It's gonna be an impossible thing for Kobe's 6th ring dream.

Giuseppe
03-31-2012, 11:10 AM
With Stern's turned down yer Cris Paul's trade proposal, It's gonna be an impossible thing for Kobe's 6th ring dream.

You're O & 43!!!