A cold-blooded mother'fer rollin' a barrel for his Cubster.10,9,8,7,6,5,4,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Giuseppe]

Puttin' Jack over the chair, gettin' some mud & blood on his turtle.

BEJpf6OVo08

[midnightpulp]

3-21.

[Giuseppe]

Hang a right, BR, take a ganders.

muhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lefty]

Well he HAD to make that fluke shot


Faggot almost singlehandedly lost the game for his team

[Giuseppe]

Well he HAD to make that fluke shot


Faggot almost singlehandedly lost the game for his team

Like he [almost] attempted that shot on 17 June 2010, but, instead gave it to Artest.

You fuckers still ain't dealt with that yet.

But, you will.

And I'm gonna see to it.

Now,

Let us proceed...

[lefty]

You are a trend setter

You set trends

[LkrFan]

Anybody else wanna :downspin: this shit? :lol

[ElNono]

Should've hit the dagger against OKC.... oh, wait

[Bill_Brasky]

So damn clutch!!!!!

[lefty]

Should've hit the dagger against OKC.... oh, wait
:lmao

THREAD

[midnightpulp]

anybody else wanna :downspin: This shit? :lol

3-21.

[Giuseppe]

Should've hit the dagger against OKC.... oh, wait

Like loaf of the meat claims:::two out of three ain't bad.

[ElNono]

Like loaf of the meat claims:::two out of three ain't bad.

3 out of 21 is...

[Giuseppe]

3 out of 21 is...

He hit the game winner.

[TE]

:lmao

[lefty]

3 out of 21 is...
Holy crap

Nono going nuclear :lmao

[LkrFan]

3-21.

...and 6/24 = #16

How you like that math? :downspin:

[Juggity]

It's too bad for Lakers fans that Kobe made the shot, because it obscures the fact that his consistently bad shooting was pretty much the main reason why it was necessary to shoot a gamewinner in the first place.

That shit ain't gonna fly in the postseason imo. Kobe should pretty much only be playing the last possession :lol

[ElNono]

He hit the game winner.

sure did. Does that make 3 of 21 not bad?

[lefty]

...and 6/24 = #16

How you like that math? :downspin:
wut

[midnightpulp]

...and 6/24 = #16

How you like that math? :downspin:

Rings are team accomplishments, tho.

[ElNono]

It's too bad for Lakers fans that Kobe made the shot, because it obscures the fact that his consistently bad shooting was pretty much the main reason why it was necessary to shoot a gamewinner in the first place.

That shit ain't gonna fly in the postseason imo. Kobe should pretty much only be playing the last possession :lol

It isn't too bad. They have to hold on to something...

[lefty]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8177/kobebryant624.jpg

[LkrFan]

It's too bad for Lakers fans that Kobe made the shot, because it obscures the fact that his consistently bad shooting was pretty much the main reason why it was necessary to shoot a gamewinner in the first place.

That shit ain't gonna fly in the postseason imo. Kobe should pretty much only be playing the last possession :lol

Y'all used to say the same about Fish. Apparently he passed the clutch gene to Kobe before he left. :downspin:

[Giuseppe]

Puttin' Jack over the chair, gettin' some mud & blood on his turtle.

ENCORE!!!

BEJpf6OVo08

[ElNono]

Y'all used to say the same about Fish. Apparently he passed the clutch gene to Kobe before he left. :downspin:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549344_416359171713347_157122854303648_1826487_104 3257372_n.jpg

[LkrFan]

Rings are team accomplishments, tho.

It wasn't when it was TD 4, Kobe 3. :rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

Y'all used to say the same about Fish. Apparently he passed the clutch gene to Kobe before he left. :downspin:

3-21 isn't clutch.

[lefty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549344_416359171713347_157122854303648_1826487_104 3257372_n.jpg
:lmao

[LkrFan]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549344_416359171713347_157122854303648_1826487_104 3257372_n.jpg

Gets me every time! :lmao

[LkrFan]

3-21 isn't clutch.

Ahem:

0:20 85-86 Kobe Bryant makes 26-foot three point jumper

:downspin: that shit, ya dig? :lol

[midnightpulp]

It wasn't when it was TD 4, Kobe 3. :rolleyes

Nope.

Spurs fans/Lakers haters used that to troll you Kobe homers.

[LkrFan]

Nope.

Spurs fans/Lakers haters used that to troll you Kobe homers.

...and we're returning the favor. :toast

Permanently ;)

[midnightpulp]

Ahem: 0:20 Luck_The_Fakers_ 85-86 Kobe Bryant makes 26-foot three point jumper

:downspin: that shit, ya dig? :lol

Percentages. After 2-20, he has to make at least one more shot, doesn't he?

Real clutchness is playing good throughout the whole game so your team isn't in that position to begin with (or if everyone else is playing like shit, your consistent performance keeps your team close).

The Lakers got down because of Kobe. Luckily for him, Bynum and Gasol and even the Savior played excellent throughout the whole game.

Keep spinning.

[Giuseppe]

Puttin' Jack over the chair, gettin' some mud & blood on his turtle.

AGAIN!!!

BEJpf6OVo08

[midnightpulp]

3-21.

[LkrFan]

Percentages. After 2-20, he has to make at least one more shot, doesn't he?

Real clutchness is playing good throughout the whole game so your team isn't in that position to begin with (or if everyone else is playing like shit, your consistent performance keeps your team close).

The Lakers got down because of Kobe. Luckily for him, Bynum and Gasol and even the Savior played excellent throughout the whole game.

Keep spinning.

That would mean Bron ain't clutch either. Keep moving that goalpost. :lol

[LkrFan]

3-21.

Math question for you. Which is greater:

4/4 or 5/7

Choose wisely. :toast

:downspin:

[Giuseppe]

Puttin' Jack over the chair, gettin' some mud & blood on his turtle.

AGAIN!!!

BEJpf6OVo08

[midnightpulp]

That would mean Bron ain't clutch either. Keep moving that goalpost. :lol

Clutcher than Kobe this year. He makes shots for at least 3 and a half quarters. You can only count on Kobe for 1/3 of a quarter these days, and sometimes it's at the beginning of the 1st (those games when he starts out like 5-5 but winds up going 8 for 25), end of the 2nd, mid of the 3rd, or end of the 4th.

I know Kobe fan's brain thinks in specific moments and is too filled with homerism and Kobe's semen to perceive anything lasting beyond 2 to 5 minutes (or specifically those times when Kobe happens to make shots), but truth is, shooting 3-21, 5-20, 7-27 or whatever isn't clutch.

[midnightpulp]

Math question for you. Which is greater:

4/4 or 5/7

Choose wisely. :toast

:downspin:

Team accomplishments.

[LkrFan]

Clutcher than Kobe this year. He makes shots for at least 3 and a half quarters. You can only count on Kobe for 1/3 of a quarter these days, and sometimes it's at the beginning of the 1st (those games when he starts out like 5-5 but winds up going 8 for 25), end of the 2nd, mid of the 3rd, or end of the 4th.

I know Kobe fan's brain thinks in specific moments and is too filled with homerism and Kobe's semen to perceive anything lasting beyond 2 to 5 minutes (or specifically those times when Kobe happens to make shots), but truth is, shooting 3-21, 5-20, 7-27 or whatever isn't clutch.

T or F: 5 > 4 > 0

Choose wisely. :toast

:downspin:

[LkrFan]

Team accomplishments.

OK. Then Lakers 4x > Spurs. :downspin:

BOOM! Just like that. ;)

[midnightpulp]

T or F: 5 > 4 > 0

Choose wisely. :toast

:downspin:

Team accomplishments.

Let's try this one:

7-16 for 23 points

or

3-21 for 11 points

Choose wisely. :toast

[midnightpulp]

OK. Then Lakers > Spurs. :downspin:

BOOM! Just like that. ;)

Good. You're learning. Glad to teach you something today.

[Giuseppe]

T or F: 5 > 4 > 0

Choose wisely. :toast

:downspin:

No mercy, LF. Put the wood to 'em.

Charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LkrFan]

Team accomplishments.

Let's try this one:

7-16 for 23 points

or

3-21 for 11 points

Choose wisely. :toast

?

[midnightpulp]

?

Which performance is better. Note that the first performance came against a much, much better team.

[LkrFan]

Which performance is better. Note that the first performance came against a much, much better team.

Too tired to research so I'll stick with KB:5, TD:4*

[midnightpulp]

Too tired to research so I'll stick with KB:5, TD:4*

Research what? The numbers are there right in front of you.

Lol dodging because you know Kobe's performance is utter shit.

[TE]

Math question for you. Which is greater:

4/4 or 5/7

Choose wisely. :toast

:downspin:

That's a very stupid question.

100%>71%

[LkrFan]

That's a very stupid question.

100%>71%

Not exactly. :lmao at you calculating 5/7 for real. :lol

Triggeredfordumbness :downspin:

[midnightpulp]

Not exactly. :lmao at you calculating 5/7 for real. :lol

Triggeredfordumbness :downspin:

He's got you because you never stated what those numbers are about. In a vacuum, 100% is greater than 71%.

[TE]

Not exactly. :lmao at you calculating 5/7 for real. :lol

Triggeredfordumbness :downspin:

It's basic math :lmao

[Giuseppe]

100% is greater than 71%.

Thank you.

Like pullin' fuckin' teeth.

[Killakobe81]

Well he HAD to make that fluke shot


Faggot almost singlehandedly lost the game for his team

YOu are ABSOLUTELY correct. Wa spissing me off ... but almost is the key word.

[midnightpulp]

Thank you.

Like pullin' fuckin' teeth.

Just like 7-16 produces a better percentage than 3-21.

Right?

[midnightpulp]

YOu are ABSOLUTELY correct. Wa spissing me off ... but almost is the key word.

^

Acting like somebody.

Any Lakers fan who think Kobe won them that game should turn in their NBA fan card and follow Women's Lacrosse or something.

[LkrFan]

He's got you because you never stated what those numbers are about. In a vacuum, 100% is greater than 71%.

I'm going out on a limb and say you are wrong about Spurfan:



Not exactly. :lmao at you calculating 5/7 for real

Triggeredfordumbness


It's basic math

He should stick to milking Elsie :lol

[LkrFan]

It's basic math :lmao

You should be pinked for being a dumbass! :lol

[midnightpulp]

I'm going out on a limb and say you are wrong about Spurfan:





He should stick to milking Elsie :lol

Nope.

100% is greater than 71%.

If you weren't a grunt moron, you would've framed the question as:

Which is greater, 5 or 4?

You left yourself open for a countertroll and got owned. Sorry, champ.

[LkrFan]

Just like 7-16 produces a better percentage than 3-21.

Right?

Oh now I get it. Your saying out of his 16 seasons, Kobe went to the Finals 7 times. Amiright? :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Nope.

100% is greater than 71%.

If you weren't a grunt moron, you would've framed the question as:

Which is greater, 5 or 4?

You left yourself open for a countertroll and got owned. Sorry, champ.

Oh now I gotta dumb it down :lmao

Nice :downspin: but I'm not buying it :lol. You knew what I meant, but he was too dumb to figure it out. :rollin

[midnightpulp]

Oh now I get it. Your saying out of his 16 seasons, Kobe went to the Finals 7 times. Amiright? :downspin:

That's not what those numbers are about.

Lol, since getting owned with your 4/4, 5/7 shtick, you're now desperate for a countertroll so you can stop feeling like a dumbass.

[LkrFan]

That's not what those numbers are about.

Lol, since getting owned with your 4/4, 5/7 shtick, you're now desperate for a countertroll so you can stop feeling like a dumbass.

Desperate? :lol

What, are you two in the same farmers' union? You protective of that country bunker. :lol

[midnightpulp]

Oh now I gotta dumb it down :lmao

Nice :downspin: but I'm not buying it :lol. You knew what I meant, but he was too dumb to figure it out. :rollin

Missing the point. I'm sure he knew what those numbers were about, but he found a loophole and countertrolled you with it.

Quit spinning. You got owned.

[midnightpulp]

Desperate? :lol

You are.

[Cry Havoc]

Lakers fans are dumb. :lmao

[LkrFan]

Missing the point. I'm sure he knew what those numbers were about, but he found a loophole and countertrolled you with it.

Quit spinning. You got owned.

Owned. Lemme guess, you're a caucaisian, right? Cletus this ain't 1869. :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Lakers fans are dumb. :lmao

Says the guy with a drag queen avatar. :rolleyes

[midnightpulp]

Owned. Lemme guess, you're a caucaisian, right? Cletus this ain't 1869. :downspin:

Quit being willfully naive. You spent enough time on message boards to know the meaning of that term as it relates to Internet culture.

[TE]

Damn, my sorrow for Laker fan stupidity reaches some saturation point... but beyond that I just roll down and laugh like a retarded seal on cocaine.

[Cry Havoc]

Says the guy with a drag queen avatar. :rolleyes

:lmao Desperate.

[LkrFan]

Quit being willfully naive. You spent enough time on message boards to know the meaning of that term as it relates to Internet culture.

Cletus has spoken! :lol

[Cry Havoc]

Cletus has spoken! :lol

:lol Thinks 71% is more than 100%. :lol :lmao

[LkrFan]

:lmao Desperate.

http://preview.images.memegenerator.net/Instance/Preview?imageID=2805079&generatorTypeID=&panels=&text0=Cry%20havoc&text1=Aka%20pole%20smoker&text2=&text3=

[LkrFan]

:lol Thinks 71% is more than 100%. :lol :lmao

That would imply that 4 > 5. Dumbass Pole Smoker :lol

[ElNono]

you guys missing a great Clippers meltdown, tbqh, fwiw

[Cry Havoc]

http://preview.images.memegenerator.net/Instance/Preview?imageID=2805079&generatorTypeID=&panels=&text0=Cry%20havoc&text1=Aka%20pole%20smoker&text2=&text3=

:lmao

So dumb.

[Cry Havoc]

you guys missing a great Clippers meltdown, tbqh, fwiw

They're still up 7, aren't they?

[midnightpulp]

http://preview.images.memegenerator.net/Instance/Preview?imageID=2805079&generatorTypeID=&panels=&text0=Cry%20havoc&text1=Aka%20pole%20smoker&text2=&text3=

Lol. You think 71% is greater than 100%.

"Hey, Lkrfan. I heard your cancer is 100% in remission! Congratulations."

[depressed] "Yeah. Bad news."

"What? Why?"

"I'd rather it be 71%. In that case, I'd have a greater chance of survival."

:lmao

[ElNono]

They're still up 7, aren't they?

not for long :lol

[LkrFan]

Lol. You think 71% is greater than 100%.

"Hey, Lkrfan. I heard your cancer is 100% in remission! Congratulations."

[depressed] "Yeah. Bad news."

"What? Why?"

"I'd rather it be 71%. In that case, I'd have a greater chance of survival."

:lmao

Neither HIV nor Cancer are anything to joke about tbh.

[LkrFan]

Hey, pole smoker...:rollin

:lol