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BRHornet45
04-01-2012, 09:26 PM
Once-decimated Hornets now one of NBA's most promising franchises

Over the next few weeks, the Hornets are expected to be sold by the NBA to an ownership group that will be obligated to keep the franchise in New Orleans until 2024. In May, the Hornets will attend the draft lottery with a chance at winning the No. 1 pick and the rights to center Anthony Davis, a potential franchise star who happens to be leading Kentucky into the Final Four this weekend in New Orleans. The Hornets will enter July with gobs of cap space to be used in free agency or trades, to go with a future All-Star in USA Basketball guard Eric Gordon, and two 21-year-old former lottery picks in Al-Farouq Aminu and Xavier Henry.

In years to come, there promises to be a new cable-TV partnership, the NBA All-Star Game will return to the city, the New Orleans Arena will undergo $50 million in improvements, and the franchise, in all likelihood, will be rebranded. The "Hornets" nickname, which followed the team to New Orleans during its 2002 relocation from Charlotte, will probably be replaced by an identity more fitting to the city to which the team is now married, for better and for worse. Though everyone involved hopes the worst is now far behind them.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/ian_thomsen/03/30/new.orleans.hornets/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_wr_a2

jeebus
04-01-2012, 09:29 PM
New Orleans Hurricanes

Giuseppe
04-01-2012, 09:29 PM
Once-decimated Hornets now one of NBA's most promising franchises

All Media has to do is run it thru a word processor.

Viola.

ElNono
04-01-2012, 09:36 PM
Looters?

Stalin
04-01-2012, 09:37 PM
New Orleans Hurricanes

Co sign

Reck
04-01-2012, 09:38 PM
New Orleans Beads.

baseline bum
04-01-2012, 09:55 PM
New Orleans Storm Surge

DPG21920
04-01-2012, 10:08 PM
NO Subsidies

jag
04-01-2012, 10:13 PM
I always thought Lootie would make an interesting mascot

VBM
04-01-2012, 10:15 PM
New Orleans Flash

baseline bum
04-01-2012, 10:15 PM
LOL @ that retarded article bringing up Aminu and Henry as if they're bright young stars to build around and not disappointing busts who'll be working at KFC in 5 years.

Mugen
04-01-2012, 10:16 PM
I always thought Lootie would make an interesting mascot

http://www.unitedbeerfront.com/images/1_23_083105_looters2.jpg

DPG21920
04-01-2012, 10:17 PM
They could do fun half time contests like where they set up two cardboard houses at mid-court and have two people rush in and out taking valuables and who collects the most wins.

DPG21920
04-01-2012, 10:18 PM
They could do educational night where they teach kids the difference between subsidy ticket sales & actual attendance.

I might apply for their marketing director

jag
04-01-2012, 10:19 PM
They could do fun half time contests like where they set up two cardboard houses at mid-court and have two people rush in and out taking valuables and who collects the most wins.

:lmao

DPG with the very un-DPG-like goods.

baseline bum
04-01-2012, 10:21 PM
Halftime show could be NOPD beating Eliots down and then finishing them off.

jag
04-01-2012, 10:23 PM
They could always do Felon 3-point shooting contests where they pick 3 felons out of those in attendance to a compete for free Popeye's chicken.

TDMVPDPOY
04-01-2012, 11:01 PM
wtf didnt they recently had a ASG?

BRHornet45
04-01-2012, 11:22 PM
wtf didnt they recently had a ASG?

yes son in 2008. they won't get another one for a while though. I'm hearing 2016-18

Trainwreck2100
04-01-2012, 11:51 PM
the no levies

LnGrrrR
04-01-2012, 11:52 PM
Makes sense. New Orleans Krewe? Catfish? Beignets? :lol

Not quite sure what they'll go with that fits New Orleans.

BRHornet45
04-01-2012, 11:56 PM
ahahahahaha Katrina jokes! how original!

how about the New Orleans George Bush Doesn't Care About Black Peoples ?

DMC
04-01-2012, 11:59 PM
Hornettes

DMC
04-01-2012, 11:59 PM
ahahahahaha Katrina jokes! how original!

how about the New Orleans George Bush Doesn't Care About Black Peoples ?
How about the Ragin' Nagins?

BRHornet45
04-02-2012, 12:03 AM
How about the Ragin' Nagins?

lol that idiot


http://barelyreal.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/_d_politicalhumor_1_0_B_k_nagin_chocolatecity.jpg

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/naginchoc.jpg

Kai
04-02-2012, 12:16 AM
Better not be any bullshit like Voodoo.

BRHornet45
04-02-2012, 12:18 AM
son we already have the indoor football Voodoo

endrity
04-02-2012, 12:33 AM
The Katrinas!

Quadzilla99
04-02-2012, 12:38 AM
New Orleans Creole

baseline bum
04-02-2012, 12:38 AM
New Orleans Floaters

BRHornet45
04-02-2012, 12:41 AM
New Orleans Bounty Hunters

baseline bum
04-02-2012, 12:42 AM
New Orleans Oil Slicks

redzero
04-02-2012, 12:54 AM
I was about to take a piss in the bathroom of a movie theater before when Ray Nagin walked in. You can't imagine how awkward it was.

BRHornet45
04-02-2012, 12:55 AM
I was about to take a piss in the bathroom of a movie theater before when Ray Nagin walked in. You can't imagine how awkward it was.

you should have pissed on him

Giuseppe
04-02-2012, 12:56 AM
I was about to take a piss in the bathroom of a movie theater before when Ray Nagin walked in. You can't imagine how awkward it was.

Especially with you sittin' down.

redzero
04-02-2012, 12:59 AM
you should have pissed on him

Actually, I had to leave, because I was about to burst out laughing at how awkward I was behaving.

cherylsteele
04-02-2012, 01:05 AM
New Orleans Swamp

baseline bum
04-02-2012, 01:33 AM
New team logo?

http://i.imgur.com/2fF7a.png

BRHornet45
04-02-2012, 02:09 AM
"the Hornets play harder than any team in the NBA" - Alvin Gentry tonight

baseline bum
04-02-2012, 03:01 AM
Then give them a fucking participation ribbon.

DJB
04-02-2012, 03:02 AM
New Orleans Jazz. Oh wait...

Dingle Barry
04-02-2012, 03:06 AM
Should be the New Orleans Bullets.

rayjayjohnson
04-02-2012, 03:21 AM
New Orleans Fast Breakers

Logo is a levee giving way.

ElNono
04-02-2012, 07:59 AM
New team logo?

http://i.imgur.com/2fF7a.png

:rollin

stxspurs
04-02-2012, 08:07 AM
Crawdads
Gold teefs
No limit soldiers
Sons
Cajun jibberish

rayjayjohnson
04-02-2012, 08:25 AM
new orleans welfare

DPG21920
04-02-2012, 08:27 AM
"the Hornets play harder than any team in the NBA" - Alvin Gentry tonight

BR I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that was not a compliment. Saying a team "tries really hard" is the nice way of saying they're scrubs. Like food in your teeth when talking - I thought you should know.

spurs_fan_in_exile
04-02-2012, 09:07 AM
New Orleans Nutria

They can follow the Mavs lead and get a group of fat guys to entertain the crowd. Slap a Wilford Brimley costume on them and say hello The Diabeetus Dancers.

jeebus
04-02-2012, 09:13 AM
The New Orleans Flee to Texas Don't move back Increase their crime rates

JamStone
04-02-2012, 09:54 AM
Po'boys

Silver&Black Warrior
04-02-2012, 03:19 PM
NEW ORLEANS WHORENETS!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! :lol :rollin :downspin: :p:

Fpoonsie
04-02-2012, 03:23 PM
Then give them a fucking participation ribbon.

:lmao

endrity
04-02-2012, 03:27 PM
It really should be the Jazz.

Hope they can convince Utah to give them their name back. Then in Utah can finally use that alibi to change their name to what they've always wanted: the Mormons

stxspurs
04-02-2012, 03:48 PM
Fighting scrimps

Pelicans78
04-02-2012, 04:47 PM
They could do fun half time contests like where they set up two cardboard houses at mid-court and have two people rush in and out taking valuables and who collects the most wins.

Wow, did you come up with that 7 years ago? I would say you could do better, but you probably can't.

What do you think about these?

New Orleans Dwarfs
New Orleans Runts
New Orleans Peewees
New Orleans Shrimps

Pelicans78
04-02-2012, 04:48 PM
They could do educational night where they teach kids the difference between subsidy ticket sales & actual attendance.

I might apply for their marketing director

Honestly, it seems you're the ones who needs to learn what a subsidy is.

Pelicans78
04-02-2012, 04:51 PM
They could always do Felon 3-point shooting contests where they pick 3 felons out of those in attendance to a compete for free Popeye's chicken.

Wouldn't be as fun as seeing 3 Mexicans shoot for free tacos. That's always more entertaining, especially the fat ones with the stupid mustaches.

DPG21920
04-02-2012, 05:37 PM
Hornets78 with the vicious racist defense

Pelicans78
04-02-2012, 07:02 PM
Hornets78 with the vicious racist defense

Its called a thread closer.

BRHornet45
04-18-2012, 11:50 PM
sons apparently some members of my fan club at a board I was banned from long ago came up with this ...

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2974/sonsofanarchyposterk.jpg

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/32965380/The-New-Orleans-Sons-Official-Team-Logo-Included.aspx

Trainwreck2100
04-18-2012, 11:53 PM
who the fuck put that together, an 8 year old

BRHornet45
04-18-2012, 11:54 PM
son that is what it appears to be. its the thought that counts though.

Pelicans78
04-18-2012, 11:57 PM
The Hornets are gonna be dead in New Orleans. Benson said it so himself. He says the name means nothing in New Orleans.

BRHornet45
04-19-2012, 12:08 AM
Hornets78 are you a member of that board?

Girasuck
04-19-2012, 12:14 AM
ahahahahaha Katrina jokes! how original!

how about the New Orleans George Bush Doesn't Care About Black Peoples ?

HAHAHA...same guy complaining about Katrina jokes is the first guy in line with mormon jokes. Fucking poor hypocrite.

BRHornet45
04-19-2012, 12:16 AM
lol mad Utah fan. you a Mormon fan son? real talk though because if you're currently not then you will be soon.

Pelicans78
04-19-2012, 12:22 AM
Hornets78 are you a member of that board?

HornetsReport? Yeah I am.

Trainwreck2100
04-19-2012, 02:12 AM
HornetsReport? Yeah I am.

do you have 7000 posts there?

BRHornet45
04-19-2012, 02:13 AM
HornetsReport? Yeah I am.

son I'm talking about the other one.

Trainwreck2100
04-19-2012, 02:15 AM
the other one? we don't talk about the other one

IWantsACuatro
04-19-2012, 02:21 AM
son I'm talking about the other one.


HornetsTalk?

BRHornet45
04-19-2012, 02:25 AM
HornetsTalk?

yes from tigerdroppings

IWantsACuatro
04-19-2012, 02:36 AM
Oh. Just an educated guess.